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Author has written 23 stories for Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Batman, Outsiders, and Pacific Rim.

Name: LoverGirl85...or Love...Luv...Lovey (how about no?)...Lover...I don't care watcha call me.

Age: Well...I'm a teenager...Sorry, that's all you're getting

Gender: Well if you can't figure it out then no comment

To my wonderful readers who have stuck with me thus far despite my infrequent updates, not kept promises about updating more and general overall bad author etiquette:

I will be going on hiatus AT LEAST until after finals, so until early May on all stories, possibly longer on certain fandoms after that. I'm really not very good at nice words and stuff, so just thank you for being wonderful, wonderful reviewers and followers favoriters and lurkers. You mean the world to me and I hope to get back to you all as soon as possible.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?

In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?

What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?

What does OK actually mean?

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?

Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?

Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?

Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?

Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Can mute people burp?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.

Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?

If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?

Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?

Do birds pee?

Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?

How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?

How can someone ‘draw a blank’?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?

How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.

If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?

If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?

Can blind people see their dreams?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

Okay so I'm finally doing something with my profile. Like updating it...

I have nine stories, as stated above and these are their statuses

Alex Rider:

Kid Life Bad Dream: Incomplete, revised

KidLifeBadDream: Incomplete, probably going to come down at some point or another

KidLifeNightmare: Complete, probably going to get revised at some point

Never Make Bets With Tom Harris: Complete

Zap: Complete

Spotlight: Complete

Our Guys: Complete

Harry Potter:

Morality: Complete, not doing anything with this one. I'm rather pleased with it.


Consequences of Life: Incomplete, on hiatus, going to get revised as soon as I find inspiration for it

Right...well that's done

Nowhere University: It's not mine, but it's a great webcomic and absolutely hilarious. Sorry, doing a little bit of promotion.

Okay, well I've done something. I'm done now :P

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Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Timely Mishaps by Midnight Phantasma reviews
The mind of fifteen-year-old Allen Walker stared at his thirteen-year-old reflection in distress. Curse the scientist messing around with Miranda's Time Record! Glancing at the passed out Cross with an empty wine bottle in hand with a tired sigh, Allen contemplated whether traveling with the General for another two years would be worth it… He bolted for the door…
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,000 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Un-Elegant Desolation of Smaug by Neocolai reviews
Smaug determines that the cruelest vengeance against his enemy is to kidnap that which he holds most dear. Too bad he has no idea how to handle the little twerps. Features human!Smaug. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,877 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Smaug, Kili
To Bare Witness by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Wolf, Snake
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
One Big Happy Family by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After a rescue mission K-Unit are horrified at what Alex has been through so decide to take him into their flat to recover as Jack is gone and MI6 are now his legal Guardians. Full Summery inside. Sequel posted!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,454 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
On the Count of Three by queenmab-scherzo reviews
Thorin and Dwalin worship and dote upon Fili. Their favoritism annoys Balin to NO end. Based on a missing scene from The Hobbit. Brotherly feels.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kili, Balin, Fili, Thorin - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Of Walls and Scars by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to On Shaky Ground! As an army of sorcerers marches on Camelot, Merlin scrambles to come up with a defense strategy. In the meantime: Arthur, newly enlightened about the identity of the mysterious "Emrys," finds hiding his knowledge a little more difficult than he originally anticipated. No slash, as always
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Yassen's Alex by flyingdutchman08 reviews
Alex is the son of one of the world's most notorious assassin. Getting dragged to hell on earth, Brecon Beacons, is only the beginning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Help by Sydd reviews
Alex has been on autopilot ever since Sabina's death. Sent to Brecon Beacons after being declared a possible suicide risk, the soldiers are none too happy. They still think he's a joke, until he attempts once again. They see the scars, and realise that it's not funny anymore.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Shredding Destiny by Ash9 reviews
sequel to Burning Bridges- "This hill is a sacred place. Do not cross into that ring, and warn the people away. They must not interrupt the work of the gods..."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Thanks a lot, Gwaine! by SerpentWinged reviews
When Gwaine accidently spills a deaging potion over Merlin and he is reduced into nothing more than a year old, the knights have to keep their surrogate baby brother a secret from Uther. Featuring Baby!Merlin, Overprotective!knights and Clueless!Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Leon
I Will Follow by Valkyriexx reviews
Following the reveal of his magic, Merlin struggles to continue with his life in Camelot as normal. But when disaster strikes, he's left wondering who he can trust, and who is really behind it all. No slash. I don't own Merlin!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Times Are A'Changin' by Ingrid Micaha Piper reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Birthday Cards and TerraMites by silent-entrance reviews
If she's being completely honest with herself, half the time she just goes along with his plans because trying to figure them gives her a headache.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Hazardous To One's Health by Writer With Sprite reviews
The K-Unit kidnap Alex Rider. Oneshot, complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
And Still the Clock Winked by Tigertopaz-Titanium Banana reviews
It was a never-ending cycle, time after time after time. As soon as one mission was over, MI6 sent him on another. And still the clock winked.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jack S. - Complete
Live, Laugh, Lovino by GoxHaya reviews
After an attack on the Italian nations' house causes them to move in with Spain, emotions start getting heated and friendships and romances are sorely tested. Spain x Romano with a side of Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,821 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Invisible Scars by laurelsblue reviews
Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
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Odd Behavior reviews
Hilda begins exhibiting odd behavior. Hermann and Newt aren't quite sure what to make of it.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hermann G., Newton G. - Complete
That's My Son reviews
Just once, couldn't Herc tell Chuck he was proud of him? Herc is not as big as an ass as he sounds, really. Not part of my Hilda series.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Herc H., Chuck H. - Complete
Apocalyptic Would Be Accurate reviews
Part 3. Newt finally tells Pentecost about Hilda. Oddly enough, he is not pleased.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G., Herc H., Stacker P. - Complete
Fish Shakes reviews
Hermann thinks Newton isn't feeding Hilda. Then he wants to know how Newton is feeding Hilda. Continuation to A Proper German Name. Cross-posted to AO3
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Hermann G., Newton G. - Complete
A Proper German Name reviews
The baby Kaiju imprints on Newt. Hermann is NOT happy. Cross-posted to AO3. First in series
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermann G., Newton G. - Complete
Don't Apologize, Just Don't Do It reviews
KLBD: Ben walks in on James about to do something Ben has done and regretted. WARNING! Deals with self-harm. If this is a trigger DO NOT READ!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Kid Life Bad Dream reviews
REVISED! Kae and the others have been shipped from Beacon Brecons to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. While they're there, K-Unit tries to help them deal with everything they're going through. Throw a new kid in and everything goes a little haywire.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,802 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011
I'll Sit Back and Wait Till You Say You're Sorry reviews
Part 7. Jason and Bruce have issues they need to work out, but neither of them are willing to take the first step. The consequences are less than desirable.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookies reviews
KLBD one-shot. Tom and his mum used to make chocolate chip cookies all the time when he was younger. Tom made them now when he need something comforting.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Tom H. - Complete
Surrogate Son reviews
The Curtis boys weren't the only ones who suffered when Madeline Curtis died.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dallas W., Mrs. Curtis - Complete
Taking Care of the Family reviews
Part 6. Everyone is sick and Bruce may have bitten off more than he can chew.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Part 5. Bruce finally gets back from his mission- that shouldn't have taken a month, Dick.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
I Didn't Want To Be Here reviews
Part 4. Poor Stephanie. She really didn't want to be there.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Stephanie B., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Someone Will Die reviews
Part 3. Jason gets ill.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
This is Your Fault reviews
Part 2. Tim gets sick and he knows that somehow Dick is to blame.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Until You're Better reviews
Part 1. Damian gets sick for the first time and Dick tries to take care of him.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
You Can't Get A Sister reviews
Dick and Jason try and deal with a pouting Timothy on a Saturday morning.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Our Guys reviews
It wasn't much. Not more than a statement, really, and it most likely wasn't intended to provoke this much thought. But it had for Jessie and she kept turning it over in her head until she nearly gave herself a headache. ONE-SHOT!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010
Spotlight reviews
No one EVER thought they'd see the day when Jessie got them and three other units in trouble. They all thought it would be Kae. Takes place just before they leave Brecon Beacons
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009
KidLifeNightmare reviews
So, if moving to England wasn't bad enough, now Kae has to deal with a teenage spy, his insane best friend, terrorist organizations, SAS soldiers. If all that added together wasn't bad enough, now SCORPIA wants Kae dead. Just for drawing a stupid picture
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,180 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Eagle - Complete
Never Make Bets With Tom Harris reviews
Kae makes a bet with Tom...I think the title says it all...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Tom H. - Complete
Zap reviews
Kae gets bored doing homework and introduces a game called 'Zap'. What happens when the awkward question arises between the teens? Okay, yeah, sucky summary. Just read it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Morality reviews
In those next few minutes, I was going to make someone I loved happy. I would also disappoint someone I loved. But maybe...maybe this would make him proud to have me as a daughter. I wouldn't ever know. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete