"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Winston Churchill
OH MAH GOSH HIIIIIIIII. I'm ElatedEccentric. Lemme see... I live in South Carolina (don't judge me), I'm twenty-years-old, and I'm the kind of person who is comfortable in awkward situations, and uncomfortable in normal situations. I have been known to have long conversations with homeless people--they give excellent directions by the way, so if you get lost and you see one who isn't muttering to themselves or has a sharp object in their hands, be sure to ask them for help--and I tend to write about things that make people go 'ew.' You can talk to me about almost anything, and I won't judge. Seriously. I talked to a guy about bestiality for nearly an hour, and didn't think anything of it ("Oh, you have sex with goats? Okay, that's different--hey, how do you keep yourself from getting fleas? Do you comb every night, or use some kind of medicine?"). Most people think I'm crazy, but I prefer the term eccentric. Hence, you know, my penname.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy my stories, and I would be incredibly grateful if you leave me reviews and constructive criticism! I love knowing what people think, and I'm always trying to better my writing skills! I hope you guys have a wonderful day/night/afternoon/morning/solstice.
I wish you peace,
Works in Progress:
Horns Up!: Hate to say it, but I'm probably not gonna continue it. No motivation. I'm probably gonna take it down and recycle the plot. Sorry guys!
Taboo: Yaaaaaay, so many people didn't run away screaming! I'm glad it fascinated you guys in a horribly disturbing way! I have the whole story planned out, it's just a matter of writing it out I hope it lives up to all of your expecations! And see, it's INCEST. So, you know, another warning--don't read if it displeases you. Or do read, if you're compelled to do so, even if it makes you squick.
Trust Me: My only completed fic. See this, it's rape--I told ya, I write about uncomfortable things. This was pretty hard to write about, but it was well recieved, so I'm pleased.
Every Breath You Take: OH THIS. I actually started working on this before Taboo. It's a Sweden/Finland story, dealing with student/teacher relationships. HOW AWKWARD. I THINK I SENSE A SICK PATTERN WITH MY WRITINGS. -dies- Not sure when I'm gonna put this up--I'd like to wait until I have at least five chapters of Taboo written.