Condemned Ballad
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Joined 01-25-09, id: 1817000, Profile Updated: 10-18-09
Author has written 17 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Firefly, Harry Potter, Death Note, Song of the Lioness, Star Trek: 2009, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, RENT, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Frankenstein.

Let's see, what shall I tell you about myself?

My name is Fuzzy. Or rather, that's what you can call me, seeing as that's what they call me over on DeviantART, and it's at this point so ingrained in my head as an internet nickname that I don't think I'd be ABLE to go around calling myself something else.

I like anime. I like Shakespeare. I like everything in between. The two are not exclusive of one another.

I dream in color.

I once dismantled an old suit jacket and made it into a vest.

I like steampunk.

I am American. An intelligent, multi-lingual, liberal-minded American.

I like yaoi and slash, but I am not a raving fangirl. And I don't limit myself- about half of my favorite pairings are het. If you disagree with one of my pairings, please don't be rude- I wouldn't do the same to you.

I laugh out loud and cry when I watch movies. I think that anyone who's embarrassed to do that has never watched movies properly.

My sketchbook is among my most valuable possessions.

Joss is Boss.

I am a proud geek, nerd, and otaku.

I really want a spaceship.

I am Fuzzy.

Fear me.

Current Fandoms/Pairings: Fullmetal Alchemist: Edvy. We like the Edvy. Royai, Roy and Olivia Armstrong, RoyHughes, GreedMarta.

RENT: MarkRoger.

Firefly: Mal and Inara, Rayne, Zoe and Wash.

Death Note: L/Light

Harry Potter: No pairings, to be honest. I've been reading the books since before I knew what a ship was...

Tortall: Roska, Kel and Dom.

Kingdom Hearts: AkuRoku, AkuMaru, 4/11, and NamiMaru.

Dollhouse: Echo/Sierra, Sierra x Victor

Sandman: Morpheus and... dammit, just give me Morpheus.

Star Trek: Kirk/Spock. Give me some credit here.

Batman: Nolan!Batman/Joker, Joker x Harley Quinn

Hetalia Axis Powers: Standard and obvious. Germany/North Italy, America/England, China/Russia

Any additions to this list will be added as I think of them.

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Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 228,950 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
They Screw You Up, Your Mum and Dad by thewiseferret reviews
Another of Envy's plans to get revenge on Hohenheim goes wrong, and has some unforseen consequences. A BBI anime based AU. Violence and swearing. No pairings. Concentrates on the 'Elric' family.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Envy
Reverence by cable69 reviews
What if Spock never told Kirk that he loved him?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Mother's Greatest Woe by Wraffie reviews
On the other side of The Gate, Izumi is suffering. Her son ran away for the day in anger, and she can feel her illness stirring within her. How did Mother's day go so wrong? Rated T for teen for some somber content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Wrath, Izumi C. - Complete
Most Illogical by StarTraveler reviews
Spock ponders on a shirtless Kirk. Kirk/Spock slash. Wrote this under my livejournal name of Newsiegroylover.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fighting by Stationed Ashore reviews
Envycentric, EdEnvy drabble. Envy does some musing on why it is he's drawn to Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Days of Rosto the Piper by Lioness's Heart reviews
Rosto the Piper always did have an interesting life. Now he has a chance to tell some of his stories. A series of random oneshots based on Rosto. Includes: Remembrance, I Have No Fate, The One Thing, Those Nights, and now up - His Last Chance to Live.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Altered Perception by Sevlow reviews
After Havoc goes AWOL while on a mission, everyone starts to wonder why he is acting so strangely.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Sign of Affection by Seto's Darkness reviews
Edward wants to know why Envy insists on calling him 'ochibisan', while looking at him that way... [EnvyEd yaoi, shounenai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
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Encounters reviews
When he is gone, they will not remember him.
Crossover - Frankenstein & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Victor F., Russia - Complete
Sunflower reviews
Won't you come out and play? China/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Trying to Do Right reviews
He paid for the funeral, for Christ’s sake.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Mimi M., Benny C. - Complete
Forever reviews
I think we’re dancing. Batman/Joker TDK
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Firsts reviews
“I’m sure I understand a lot more than you, Cadet. You are a cheater.” Set during and after the 2009 movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Teatime with the Devil reviews
It's a conspiracy, hon." Bet you never thought you'd see both angst and humor in the same tag, now, did you? Ed/Envy-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Tell Me Something I Don't Know reviews
“You seem to notice quite a lot of things about me, don’t you.” Roska
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Tortall
Breathe reviews
Night creeps in, followed closely by him. Edvy, MangaCanon. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
In Your Dreams reviews
What did it matter whether the floor was interesting or not? Why am I even thinking about the floor? One-shot. A pair of acquaintances has an idle chat after what seems like a very long time. Envy, OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Envy - Complete
Rabbit Logic reviews
What the hell happened to Jayne, and why is there stuffing in my mouth? CRACK.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
Light's Puppy reviews
Matsuda, he felt, was being VERY obvious. Matsuda attempts to gain Light's attention, while L looks on, amused.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Of Ink Stains and Quidditch reviews
They’ve got a killer team, Ireland. I hear their training campaign is intense. Like, fierce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Perspective reviews
It’s all a matter of perspective. Envy centric
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Envy - Complete
A Mission to Annoy reviews
Stop that. Possible Pre-Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Watching reviews
Easy to push him, easy to fall. I always watched him. EDVY, first series
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
At Peace reviews
Ed had got it all wrong, as usual. Heid-centric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/8/2009 - A. Heidrich - Complete
Proxy reviews
Wrath could go for days without thinking about it. Conqueror of Shamballa, Wrath-centric. EnvyEd, WrathAlphonse if you squint. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Wrath, Alphonse E. - Complete