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Hey guys im a new entrant to this site and this is a little something about me

b'day :16 September

i believe : yesterdays history tommorow is a mystery today is what we have and thats why its called present

favourite colour :bluel

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm

cold I 'm Black When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're

GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call

me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Warning the following may scare some people

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

buh-bye

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Beautiful People by belledame reviews
: "Wealthy or famous people whose lifestyle is usually expensive and well-publicized."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,209 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Bella, Edward
Over The Counter by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 212,602 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life With You by Edward's Eternal reviews
At the young age of six, they walked down the aisle for the first time. Twenty years later they did it again. This time was forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 331 - Published: 1/15 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reign by RuthlesslyYours reviews
Be gentle, be sweet, speak of womanly things, but above all else give your king everything he desires, Lady Isabella Swan of Devonshire does none of these things...#Kingward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,227 - Reviews: 3350 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Edward, Bella
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 4,330 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,709 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,234 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruthless by Lovenyx125 reviews
When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Edward, Bella]
Onscreen Chemistry by winterhorses reviews
Bella, America's young sweetheart on screen, is starring in her first R-rated film. Her co-star is Edward Cullen, Hollywood's reputed playboy, and he won't give her the time of day. Will they fizzle onscreen as Bella attempts to turn up the heat in her first erotic scene, or can she cause a reaction powerful enough to burn through his arrogant, impassive facade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 157,572 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Inside Out: The One-Shot by RobzBeanie reviews
Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out? ** FRIENDS TO LOVERS CONTEST WINNER - First Place Judges' Score, Third Place Public Vote, Judge's Favorite from Jadalulu & sparklymeg, Best Citrus, Most Potential For Full Story **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,719 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crashed by Ta Paixao reviews
Bella's plane crashes over the pacific ocean. When she wakes, her world is irrevocably altered. A lovely and vaguely familiar stranger shatters the life she's known, revealing startling truths and a terrifying deception. In the middle of nowhere, she is being hunted. All-human. BxE story, of course. Adult content and subject matter. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,652 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heart My Home by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,338 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6452 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the sensible house keeper scandalous pregnancy by crissyboo94 reviews
Bella swan has been Edward Cullen's housekeeper for five years she catered to his every need, But the attraction between them was to much to fight and one night they gaved in to that attraction. But now they'd never be able to be just boss and employee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,003 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Made In Manhattan by alliehurry reviews
AH/OOC: Isabella Vanderbilt's family is one of the richest family's in the world, due to a school project on living a normal life, she has to live in Forks. Leaving Manhattan and her friends, she's forced to pose as Isabella Swan for four months and befriends The Cullen's and Hales, that happen to hate her real self. What happens when they find out who she really is? Not a ExB end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,140 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rear View Mirror by Dishie reviews
Bella enjoys her life as a successful chauffeur. After she's offered a position as the private driver for the Cullen family, her professionalism is challenged when Edward doesn't hide his desire for her. Can she fight her own attraction to the sexy entrepreneur? Will she be able to keep her eyes off the man in the rear view mirror?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,635 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting Her Needs by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Some so called friends invite Bella out for her birthday, and send her to a BDSM club as a prank. What happens when the owner of the club sees her? Will he be able to set aside his Dom nature? Will she ever believe she deserves to have her needs met? Will he be able to set aside his wants and desires to meet those needs, or will she find her true desire is to submit to him? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 215,781 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not Now by FlubFlub reviews
Four years, a failed marriage, and a little boy later, DaddyWard and MomElla live life in comfortable companionship for their son. It gets complicated when Edward realizes he wants more than a friend and ex-wife in Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,740 - Reviews: 4497 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chivalry beside me by jmarie1012 reviews
Two years after Lord Edward of Cullen has met beautiful Isabella he has now returned for her. Now that he has secured her as a concubine in order for him to produce an heir, Isabella now faces the challenging life at Court, Edward's cruel wife and a number of potential suitors. With everything stacked between them and a unbreakable love affair, how will Edward ever let her go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,934 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Deal with the Devil by neilsnotes reviews
Re-Upload: When her brother crosses the wrong family, it is up to Bella to fix things. Even if that means becoming everything she isn't, a protector, a fighter, a survivor. Forced to right his wrongs, Bella is thrown into a world unlike hers and finds herself negotiating with the Devil himself, who definitely looks like the angel he once was.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,750 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 805 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Broken by neilsnotes reviews
Bella is counting down the days till she leaves for university so she can get out of the hell hole she calls home. She's empty after having to learn to live an emotionless life. That is until she meets Edward. He makes her question everything, he's passionate, dangerous, sexy and he just so happens to be a celebrity worth billions, so what does he want with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,530 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Edward, Bella, Jacob
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mise-en-Place by callmepagliacci reviews
I recreated his mother's recipes when he was homesick. I made meal plans when he had to gain or lose weight for a role. And when he wanted chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne for another woman he was bringing home, I made them with all the love in my heart—the love he'd never see. So I showed him with my food.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel in the Attic by Leola Mae reviews
What if Alice saw Bella coming? What if Edward was waiting for her knowing she belonged to him? What he is, isn't the only thing Edward is hiding. AU EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,635 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Laces Her Skates by Shadbolt reviews
"I've trained my entire life for this moment. A moment that isn't even mine." Bella Swan: NHL hockey player. She has her reasons for pretending to be a man, but what she didn't account for was a good-looking captain that could ruin it all. Rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Preacher's Daughter by Taste Of The Forbidden II reviews
The preacher's daughter, eighteen-year-old Bella Swan, has some dark, hidden, sexual desires. When gynecologist Dr. Edward Cullen moves to town, will the high school senior make her fantasies with the much older doctor become a reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood by cupcakeriot reviews
I realized, with no small amount of disbelief, that my life had become the vampire version of Cinderella. Except that I didn't lose a shoe once upon a time; I lost my life. I also realized, reluctantly, that I belonged to him – that my blood was his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,496 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mask Of Indifference by Isabella N Edward reviews
One night in Vegas changes Bella's life forever. What happens when she finds that the man she met that night, Edward Cullen, is not only her new boss but the father of her son? How will Edward react when he realizes that Bella has been keeping this secret from him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,174 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just can't resist her by Indy2009 reviews
She then whispered three words that Sky had only heard her say in his dreams. “I want you”
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bloom, Sky
Need by Catastrophic Malfunction reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take .The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distracted by WoahNow reviews
Bella's thoughts are elsewhere in her English lesson and the detention Mr. Cullen gives her doesn't turn out quite as intended. AH. I advise you only to read this if you are over 18. Warning: Scenes of violence: chapters 9, 10, 23 and 24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,379 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love Never Lost by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan always wondered about the mysterious boy who stole her heart at Prom, was it really Edward Cullen? But now, at 22 years old and a teacher at Seattle High, it seems the gorgeous boy has returned... As her eager student... RATED M FOR HOT LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,383 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12851 - Favs: 7,622 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7120 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Can't I Stay? by Num.1 Hyperactive Kunoichi reviews
Riven a man, not easily fazed, is met with a obsticle that could jeopardize his whole way of thinking, especially when it has to do with a certain musical fairy Musa. Will he stand tall and take it like a man or run away."it wasn't suppose to go this far"
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,387 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Riven, Musa
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3832 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffee Mournings & Cocktail Knights by RainerNight reviews
AU/AH - Edward Cullen & Bella Swan are co editor-in-chiefs of Entertainment Magazine 'BE'. They're Best friends & Co-Workers but is that enough? Edward's amidst a divorce and Bella's longtime boyfriend Jake's career is taking off. Come join in the fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Guarding Isabella by lindsay520 reviews
Edward and Jacob are hired as professional bodyguards for the "2011 Isabella US Tour." What will happen when 'professional' suddenly turns 'personal' and feelings start to develop between the soft-spoken superstar and her new bodyguards?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's a Love Story Without Mishaps, Right? by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella is the daughter of a New York fashion designer, but trying to make a name for herself as an author. When she meets cameraman Edward, their attraction is undeniable. But both aren't who they seem... What's a love story without mishaps? LEMONS O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17540 - Favs: 9,742 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crossover by LovetoWrite21 reviews
Hey you could call me the savior of the world. It would be easy since well everyone calls me that and hey I did save the world. But...well Im just not feeling that title anymore. Blooms outtake on the after effects of all her battles.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bloom - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Bloom Peters Was Remarkably Self Aware by Stills and Photographs reviews
An ongoing series of deliciously snarky, humorous parodies of the Winx Club, written - mostly - from the point of view of Bloom if she was - you guessed it - remarkably self-aware.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bloom
In my head by Indy2009 reviews
Little moments inside the minds of....
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bloom
She can do better by summerlovin76 reviews
Bloom, a beauty who could have any guy she wants .... why did she have to chose the one guy he couldn't compete with. M in later chapters.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bloom, Brandon
I hate you? by Indy2009 reviews
Riven, a sexy bad boy with attitude. Bloom, the beautiful fiery temptress. These two just can't seem too get along but what happens when these two are forced together for a school assignment. M for later chapters.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bloom, Riven
She's mine by Indy2009 reviews
He knew they had broken serious royal laws. A royal couple must be married before indulging in sexual intercourse. After they swap wedding vows in front of the royal court they may consummate their marriage. They however, were still engaged.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bloom, Sky
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 9,351 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete