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Joined 01-26-09, id: 1817403, Profile Updated: 09-17-09
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Yeah...Sorry I haven't updated, this is the first time being up here since school let out...yeah but i'll update as soon as possible!!

Let's see, I'm 16, a fangirl(not rabid, I had my shots), I really like BLEACH, FMA, Kung Fu Panda, and parodies, My favorite characters are Gin, Ukitake, Ed Elric, Al Elric, Shifu, and Kakashi. Erm, I really don't know what else goes on a profile, so I'll just leave it at this!

These are mine-

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If you think people use "I Love You" to the point of a cliche, and wish that they wouldn't, put this in your profile

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Heated Debate! by Pixelated Bloodbath reviews
With a last nostalgic wave, she turned and continued on her way. Heated Debate!, the hilariously misnamed crackfic, had officially ended once and for all.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, L - Complete
Prussian Tribe by LietHunLiechAus reviews
Inspired by a crack conversation between my sister and me. "...So, what if Prussia did one of those crazy tribal rain dances on Austria's lawn?..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Which Connect Them WIth Another by Jade-Silverwolf reviews
When word of rebellion and of a revloution got to Great Britain, Arthur Kirkland, the personification of England, was devistated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red, White and Other Colours by thatchick21 reviews
The true meaning behind the flags colours. Warning: Bad words and sexual situtions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America
250 Years by Torchix reviews
It was that day again, that stupid bloody day. The day Arthur Kirkland dreaded every minute of the days before it. July 4th. America's Independence day. Collab with Highla, not stolen! USUK, some language and overuse of alcohol by poor Iggy. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Follow Coyote, kid He knows he way by Shiny-and-New reviews
Russia meets America's gods.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Germany's Dance With the Devil by AlabamaEsme reviews
It's 1933, and Germany has just met his new boss: Adolf Hitler.He's forced to trust the man out of need for a leader. What unfolds over the years is something Germany never expected. Will later contain Holocaust scenes and war scenes- this IS WW2 afterall
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Germany
Remembering that Day by PharaohsDarkness reviews
The meeting has started and one person is missing. After finding out why this person not showing up, the nations remember that day years ago. Genre are Hurt/Comfort, Friendship and Tragedy! DISCONTINUED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
Seireitei Poetry by Hiza Montmorency reviews
A collection of poems featuring various Bleach characters.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008
BLEACH Christmas Carols by C.Queen reviews
the traditional Christmas Carols BLEACH Style lol
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
BLEACH Performs Disney by C.Queen reviews
Me forcing BLEACH to perform Disney songs. Must love both the series and be an avid Disney lover to appreciate my insanity
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,104 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Star Spangled Banner by Hihippy reviews
Inspired by this video /watch?v xwrX-LN9-L0 and quote of "A Mother England singing a lullaby to her grieving American child." Basically, short drabble oneshot on Arthur's reaction and actions of the whole day of 9/11. T for content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where Were You? by BrokenComatose reviews
It's been nine years, but it's still fresh in America's mind- 9/11. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - America - Complete
A Day Off by Purpleground reviews
So what happened when the gang took a day off from training? For the record, just being Normal.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Chat by Thomas N reviews
This is formerly known as The Cullen Computers. It's an IM between the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
Lost Reminiscence by bunny201 reviews
Shiyori goes to the Living World for a mission. While she was there she got injured and lose all her memories. Will Aizen come for his princess?Will she ever remember her old memories or will she start a new beginning with Ichigo and his friends?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - S. Aizen
Today is a Sad Day Indeed by kenpachi-sama reviews
Stories of the dark times in History. 9/11 and the Revolutionary War are up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Think you're obsessed? by le.papillon.blanc reviews
Symptoms of Bleach obsession. Are you a hopeless case? Come and join the Bleach addicts club! Enjoy your stay!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
The Doctor Is In by Vocalsama reviews
What happens when a lone, normal, therapist gets to peel open the inner workings of the feared and notorious Espada? Damn, I feel sorry for that dude. It's only a matter of time before he realizes that...well the espadas kinda aren't sane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007
If you were gay by Kiui kisu reviews
Gin Ichimaru is up to his crazy antics again and this time, he might have gone to far. Just a one-shot crack fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Moment of Truth: Espada Edition by Meggo-chan reviews
Halibel gets bored, so she decides to host a Moment of Truth, Espada Edition! Woo! It may have gay comments in it, but you'll just have to deal with that!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Soul Society High by Meggo-chan reviews
The summary's inside. Rated T for language and sexual themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
As the Towers Fall by Layrenn reviews
Tribute to 9/11. His peaceful sleep was suddenly interupted by a sharp, stabbing pain. His clear blue eyes snapped open; his breathing came out in quick, shallow breaths. Something horrible had just happened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2009 - America - Complete
Eight Years by ilkkuva reviews
//9/11 tribute// It was almost as if he deserved it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ichimaru Origins by foxfacegin reviews
Self explanatory title. My version of how Ichimaru got to where he is today. I try to be true to the origins but there are modifications. What are Gin's hopes? Fears? Loves? Ambitions? Many familiar faces, RanxGin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Grow Accustomed to the Dark by montycrowley reviews
The End, or the closest thing to it. 9/11.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - America - Complete
Ground Zero Scars by FoxiiHikari reviews
The one day no-one expects him to show up, he is there. But he's not okay, and no-one has the guts to tell him. Save one. - Tribute to 9/11. Rated T for content, possible triggers, language, and depression. Light fluff USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ramdon quotes never used on Bleach by xX Charlie Purple Xx reviews
What do you think the Bleach characters say when they arent shown on screen? Click here to find out! loL
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Past Of Aizen by RoXa5 reviews
The past really does determine the future, and so does a few wrong words said here and there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - S. Aizen
Thirteen Court Psychiatric Facility Byakuyas Log by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Ichigo; split-personality. Ishida; thinks hes robin hood. Rukia; an inferiority complex. Aizen; A god Complex. Chad; speaks Axtec and prays to a Parakeet. Ulquiorra; Suicidal. Gin; No-one knows. And Byakuya? Hes the shrink... Slight IchiRuki, UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Urahara and the Missing Hat by NekoHonoo reviews
Urahara wakes up to find his hat missing so sets out to find it...rated T for violence. Oh, and the doblins are of self creation. So they are actually coprighted :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - K. Urahara, Byakuya K. - Complete
At the Right Hand of God by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. It is easier to smile than to show his bitterness seeping through. If this is Heaven, he wonders how Hell can truly be a punishment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Bad Kitty by erbby17 reviews
Is wanting to relax in your room after a hard day of work REALLY that difficult? For Aizen, apparently so... Random cute drabble I wrote in a good 10 minutes. Seriously, it's cute.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bleach randomness by SilentWhispersMoonlight reviews
contains random stories of bleach characters :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Memoirs of a Master by Luna Goldsun reviews
Months after Tai Lung's defeat, Shifu has been shutting himself away. When Po and the Five investigate, they discover more about their beloved master than they ever thought possible.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,665 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Shifu - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by Nadat reviews
Several drabbles, exactly 100 words each, following many different characters in the Bleach universe. Some will contain spoilers, but are marked at the top as such. Rated T just in case, though I doubt it will go there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
When All Else Fails by PeanutAngel reviews
When the Squads get bored one night –and drunk- who do they Prank Call? Aizen himself! Apparently the evil genius hasn't paid his bills in awhile...Crack fic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Matsumoto! The 10th division pillowfight! by Ragner reviews
Matsumoto starts a pillowfight while Hitsugaya is out in the human world! Man this isn't going to end well...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2009 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
Nobody Said It Had Be The Traditional Way by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
The gotei 13 collaborates with Urahara to achieve miraculous results concerning the soutaichou and bullying on the morning of the first of April just after midnight. happy April Fool's!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Stories before Bedtime by peppermint quartz reviews
Gin is Snow White, Tousen is the evil stepfather, Aizen is Prince Charming, and we have Espada as the Seven Dwarfs. What on earth?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
The Masquerade by Toaster Rape reviews
How did Sosuke Aizen become who he is? Was he born a sociopath, or was it a series of events that broke him permanently? What was he like as a boy, and how did he become a shinigami? This is how the monster came to be...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - S. Aizen
Cut! by Purpleground reviews
Just some behind the scenes I came out with. Nothing particular to focus on.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Fifty Words on Ukitake by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
His life was never bustling, like those of the humans. He took things at a slower pace then most, and was more then willing to stop and admire the scenery.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Legend of YOU by YourBiggestFan156 reviews
Apps closed until I finish the other requests. Will reopen once they are complete. For those who have requested already...I'm working on yours, each oneshot will posted as a different chapter in this story.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009
The Bleaching Interviews! by Tox-sama reviews
Mr. Interviewer in lack of better name will be interviewing characters from Bleach for your entertainment! First up is Ayasegawa Yumichika! If you want to ask a question, leave it in a review! There will be no pairings, but mentions of some.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - S. Aizen, Yumichika A.
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
When you give Aizen a Hogyoku by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Aizen a Hogyoku?Sequel to "When you give Ulquiorra a ipod" and "When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk". This one is slightly different from the other two.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - S. Aizen
When you give Ulquiorra an ipod by Warrior Hal reviews
What happens when you give Ulquiorra an ipod?Read and find out.Rated for some languege at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Cars by Skyskater reviews
I, Ichimaru Gin, shall NOT be repressed and shall now proceed to give you all the REAL names of the Espada that Kubo Tite was too anal about to include in the manga. Thank you for letting me waste your time.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Survivor: Bleach Style by Sovereign64 reviews
20 contestants, 39 days, 1 island, 1 million dollars...Aizen's your host. Which character will emerge victorious? Warning: Severe OOCness. Think you can handle that? COMPLETE! More than 14,000 Hits!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,744 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Edward Who? by numberVIII reviews
Ed comes across a copy of Twilight, and can't understand why Edward Cullen is so much more popular than him. What'd he got that Ed doesn't have...? Oneshot, no spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
corset rebellion follower's Halloween Spectacular by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
This year there's a Halloween party at the Jade Palace, and corset-rebellion-follower is hosting it! And guess what else... YOU'RE INVITED! Come and see all the freaks and abnormal stuffs that are going to haunt the place for the month of October!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008
Aizen for President by Adaon reviews
I'm Sousuke Aizen, running for president, and I approved this message
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
How Aizen Recovered His Rightful Groove by Gliblord reviews
Gin and Aizen reflect on just how they got so ridiculously, plotbendingly powerful. NOTE: DEADFIC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
150 Things no longer aloud in the Military by DN-Lover reviews
It's a list compiled of 150 things that Ed or any else may do in the military. One-shot, and it's meant to be funny. Slight warning on some of the lines since they might be crude/and or yaoi based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Little Things in Life by catharticdeficit reviews
It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
15 words by Two Tailz reviews
Just a little game where I capture the FMA stars and tell them 15 words and they say what the first thing that comes to mind is... sorta crappy but oh well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007
The Camping Fanfiction by Sovereign64 reviews
Rukia, Byakuya and Ichigo all decided to go camping! Isn't that great? Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Life of Crime by Sovereign64 reviews
What will Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaegerjaques do when they both thought they accidentally stole a balloon? Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
No Free Rides by Sovereign64 reviews
Aizen gave Hinamori her driver's license despite not passing her driving test. But when Aizen learns the consequences for his actions, can he stop Momo before it's too late? Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Chocolate With Nuts by Sovereign64 reviews
Rukia and Inoue try to make money and have a fancy living by selling chocolate. Will they succeed? Paordy of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Ichimaru Jokes Around by fanfictionusername reviews
Gin hounds various bleach characters jokes, bad puns and whatnot. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - G. Ichimaru
When Plot Bunnies Attack by Antipathy reviews
Szayel slips something into Ulquiorra's drink at an Espada assembly. Crackfic, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack: Invasion by Antipathy reviews
Ulquiorra, under the influence of whatever Szayel gave him, manages to escape from the Espada's grasp to bring doom upon Soul Society. Alternate ending from "When Plot Bunnies Attack." Crack!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ulquiorra
You know your addicted to bleach when by MedievalAnt reviews
Do you always talk, read, watch or anything else obsessively about Bleach? Here is a little guide to see how addicted you truly are.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Girltalk by fanfictionusername reviews
Gin eavesdrops on girltalk
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Nightsmoke reviews
What goes on in the world of Bleach when off screen? A little series of stories, cute. I believe the term used for these is "one-shot." Yes, I know I spelled "Inoue" wrong, sorry I don't know how to change it yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
10 Ways to annoy the Hell out of: Edward Elric by Miss Snuffles Tastes Funny reviews
Volume One: A short little list of things to do to annoy the lil' pipsqueak we all know and love. Review? RATED T FOR SORTA LANGUAGE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Brother by KaizokuShojo reviews
When Mycroft is sick and Watson is in mortal danger, Sherlock Holmes must choose what is more important to him: his blood brother or his dearest friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Problems in Hueco Mundo by lunartick reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles examining some AU situations. Three are very dark, two are much more light-hearted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Gin Goes to Wal Mart With Me Oh God by m4gg0t reviews
This is what happens when I decide to take Gin to Wally World with me. Cursing, Gin trying to pull down his pants, and insanity lies ahead. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2008 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Losing Their Cool by Aerosophical reviews
It's unbelievable at how Byakuya and Ulquiorra are always so emotionless. In this story Renji and Grimmjow try to drive Ulquiorra and Byakuya crazy, to see which one will lose it first. Rated T for language. Completed until further notice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Byakuya K., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Hardest Questions Answered! by snowflakes and ink reviews
Why does Sherlock Holmes keep his tobacco in the toes of the his Persian slippers? Why does Professor Moriaty has such horrible haircut? Why is Holmes so scared of spiders? Some of the hardest questions answered in the series of our favourite detective!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007
Ukes of the World, Unite! by Greenzaku reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Bleach Random Madness by SilverARyuu reviews
A collection of random funny Bleach moments. Arrancar, human, vizard, soul reaper you name it! Enjoy, read and review! New Chapters WILL BE UP During Spring Break!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Ulquiorra
The Match by Ebil Chameleon reviews
A cracktastic rap battle between Sasuke and Kakashi! Excessive humor inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Falling by lunartick reviews
Oneshot. Please believe me when I say I am falling. My body is shattered, broken beyond imagination. My soul is torn, violated. But I do not care.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Silly Songs With Captains by CoolLikeBowTies reviews
...where captains sing...a silly song...or two...or three...BASED ON TRUE EVENTS!...sorta...SAKURA WILL VOUCH FOR THEM! review if ya read please :D
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The greatest Copy Ninja Ever by Yuuichi93 reviews
See how Kakashi copy another anime character abilities
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Kakashi H.
The Curse of Sherlock Holmes by Merlyn reviews
Doctor Watson dreads April Fool's Day, and with good reason.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Oedipus Manuscripts by GreyEyedDetective reviews
A well to do lady hires Sherlock Holmes to find her estranged younger sister... and he discovers a trail of scandal, intrigue, and murder in the family as he seeks the woman who is right under his nose...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Only One He Ever Loved by JillSwinburne reviews
Holmes is more than usually depressed at Christmas and Watson is determined to find out why.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
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Master of Puppets
Songfic. By Mettalica. Please read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - S. Aizen
Mercurial Anathema reviews
Shanna was once your average 24 year-old. But after she meet a stranger, her adventure begins! OC character, T for Teen stuff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - G. Ichimaru