Author has written 2 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, and How to Train Your Dragon.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: most of my stories are now on my DeviantArt page. I have the same handle there. I won't be deleting this account, but don't expect any new stuff being posted here.
Greetings, and welcome to my Fan Fiction Page! Those of you who have seen my photos on deviant Art will know who I am. But to those who do not know, my name is Don. I live in Gasport, a little village near beautiful Niagara Falls, NY, USA. My interests are very scattered but here they are:
My Favorite Cartoons:
SpongeBob Squarepants: The greatest Nicktoon of all time. Period.
Danny Phantom: A kick-butt Nicktoon that did not last long enough.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: The romance and action in this Nicktoon is second to none.
The Legend of Korra: Aang's successor is fearless, and beautiful as well!
Looney Tunes: Nobody was better than the guys at Warner Bros.
My Favorite Anime:
Yu-Gi-Oh!: A terrific series that helped me get through high school.
My Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld: The greatest comedian of my generation in a show about nothing. Need I say more?
Two and a half Men: The humor in this show may be gross, but that's what makes it so freaking hilarious!
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The original and still the best.
The Three Stooges: Larry, Curly, and Moe (and Shemp). Comedic professionals through and through, there will never be another trio as funny...
WWE Monday Night Raw & Tuesday Night Smackdown: Nothing relieves stress better than watching a bunch of guys in tights beat the crap out of each other!
Brockmire: Hank Azaria as a disgruntled baseball announcer that has problems with his ex-wife, drinking, and putting his career back together, in that order...funny as f*k!!
My Favorite Movies:
Ghostbusters: the original, the sequel, and the reboot. Four guys (and now girls!) carrying nuclear guns blasting ghosts all set to a awesome theme song. How is that not great?! "Who you gonna call?!"
The Die Hard Movies: The American version of James Bond, John McClane kicks ass and refuses to back down and surrender. "Yippy Ki Yea Mother f--er!"
The Lethal Weapon Movies: Take two of Hollywood's greatest actors, add a loud-mouthed, fast-talking Joe Pesci, and you got the best buddy-cop movie series ever made. "I'm too old for this $#it!"
Avatar: James Cameron's masterpiece left me in awe and wonder. When will the sequel come?!
How to Train Your Dragon: the greatest animated movie I have ever seen, hands down.
Smokey and The Bandit: very old car chase movie that puts some of today's chase movies to shame!
Rush: The greatest movie about auto racing I have ever seen; and the best part, it's based on a true story!
Guardians of The Galaxy: Marvel Comics' own space opera that gives Star Wars a run for it's money!
Zootopia: probably the best animated Disney movie I have ever witnessed and so glad I was curious about it! "Try Everything!"
My Favorite Music:
Favorite Genres: Classic and progressive rock
Favorite Bands: Genesis, Mike & The Mechanics, Pink Floyd, Asia, and Phil Collins
Favorite Quotes from Famous People:
"I'M READY!" - SpongeBob Squarepants
"Failure is not an option." - Gene Kranz, Flight Director of Apollo 13
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!" - Avatar Korra
"Not enough people know how hard we (musicians) work. They all think it's sex, drugs, rock and roll, wine, women and song; when it's...it is just that actually!" - Phil Collins of Genesis
"There is no doubt when folks started racing each other in automobiles. It was the day they built the second automobile." - Richard Petty, King of NASCAR
"Don't think of it as a curse to have been given an enemy in life. It can be a blessing, too. A wise man gets more from his enemies than a fool from his friends." - Niki Lauda, three-time Formula 1 World Champion
"Reading a book, from beginning to end, in that order, doesn't prove anything." - Yours Truly
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - WWE Legend "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Favorite Sports I Like Watching:
NASCAR: Loved it since I first saw it on TV. My favorite driver is Jimmie Johnson.
NHL: My favorite team is the Buffalo Sabres.
NLL: The National Lacrosse League; favorite team is the Buffalo Bandits.
Favorite Cartoon and Anime Couples:
Danny Phantom: Danny & Sam; they both end up falling for each other after the awkward moments, and fake-out make-outs.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey & Mai; face it. The two were caught up in quite a few predicaments and no one ever knew if they got together in the end.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang & Katara; you saw it, I saw it. They both kissed in the end. Enough said.
The Legend of Korra: Korra & Mako; it's no longer canon, but it's cute, and as far as I'm concerned, it's forever!
That's everything you should know about me. Enjoy my stories!