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Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Transformers, Hellboy, Maximum Ride, Transformers/Beast Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Glee.

“I dream for a living.” – Steven Spielberg


~Also, I've just helped co-write a Maximum Ride Fanfiction under quibble's name called "Book of Random." Mira Hinder, quibble, and I were up late one night and had a crack-session. I think it turned out really funny. QUIBBLE ROCKS!!


Hello Peoples of Internet Surfing and Fan Fiction reading!

I tried to shorten my profile, I'm trying to dedicate it to mostly to famous phrases and such.

Alrighty. Hi, I'm what my name states. Some of my friends...okay, one of my friends call me Bitten or Vampire Lady or Changer. The first two because I adore vampires and I tend to act like one when frustrated. Then Changer because my eye color changes from green to blue to light brown depending on what I wear. Okay, I lied, the only people who call me Changer is my aunt sometimes, and I've only been called Bitten once. Though I am called Vampire Lady on many occasions.

Deviantart account name: fantasyaddict101 (visit me!!)

I "pray" everyday:

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A- Edward

(but if you ask me to say the "Our Father" you'll receive a blank stare)

I love reading, watching movies, and writing a lot! I'm your so-not-average-gal because who wants to be average! I'm a bit eccentric...okay...a lot eccentric, and have a very random and wild mind. This is a curse and in some cases a blessing. Almost every other night I stay up till early in the morning because I get an idea in my head that I have to either write down or draw. Actually I have a notepad near my bed incase I have an idea but are too tired to do much about.

I love to play/fix pinball, arcade games, video games, and virtual gun shooting games! Yeah, I'm a nerd, but nerd stands for Never Ever Really Dorkey! I coined the phrase ITFW meaning In The Friendly Way because whenever my friends and I say 'Love You,' we don't mean it that way.

Anyways: Get to know me...

My name: Rose (so close to Rosalie, but didn't make the cut)

My favorite food: Anything on my plate or what's available in my fridge or what doesn't move when I look at it.

Favorite color: Teal

Favorite animal: Dolphin (I have over 52 dolphin figurines, plushies, etc.)

Favorite time of Day: Night (Midnight or at 11:11p.m.) (it makes me smile)

Favorite Word: Randomness (It's an actual word, I found out!)

Pets: My goldfish-Apollo, Dawn, and Midnight. My other fish are Survivor (5 of those I named that), Ram, Pixie, Sunnie, Streaky, Sonic, Swipes, Mia, Mama, Senorita, Sunburst, Sunrise, Optimus, Lita, Thor, Ariel, Cee-Cee, HideN'Seek, Algae2, Butler, and Old Man. I also count my radio BoBo as a pet because I love him!

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, obsessing, famous sayings, and singing.

Notice how I didn't put favorite movie or book or music...well you should have! Anyhow, I didn't tell you because I don't have a top favorite, so I'll list them all.

My two favorite movies of all time are Transformers 1, and the Holiday

Lists not in order... (Just what popped into my head in the moment)

All-time Favorite Movies:

Transformers (2007 movie)

Transformers 2 (2009 movie, but not as much as the first one)

The Holiday

Little Shop of Horrors

The Bucket List

Forest Gump

Tommy Boy


Eagle Eye

Hellboy 1 and 2

Iron Man

Greatest Game Ever Played

Spider Man 1, 2 ,and 3.

Almost any Adam Sandler Movie




Mamma Mia

Pirates of the Carribean (all)



League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Harry Potter Movies

Terminator Movies

Moulin Rouge

(Many, many, more.)

All-time Favorite Books:

Twilight Series

Maximum Ride Series

Eragon Series

Dear Dumb Diary Series

The Looking Glass Series

Percey Jackson and the Olympians Series

The Legend of Zoey (little known)

The Last Dragon Rider

Prom Nights from Hell

The Golden Compass

Inkheart Series

Narnia Series



'Ology' Books

Dear America Books

Sweetblood (little known)

The Name of this Book is Secret (little known)

(Many, many, more.)

Favorite Music Bands:



Avril Lavigne

Chris Daughtry

Kelly Clarkson

Carrie Underwood

Pink (sort of)

All American Rejects

Taylor Swift



Faith Hill

(Many, many, more.)

What I wish my last name was: (my fictional crushes)

Mrs. Shia LaBeouf

Mrs. Edward Cullen

Mrs. Eragon Shadeslayer

Mrs. Fang

Mrs. Iggy

Mrs. Sheldon Cooper

Unfortunately, the only one I possibly have a chance with is Shia LaBeouf... Edward has Bella, Eragon is in another time period, Fang and Iggy (Maximum Ride) are always flying off whenever they want. I'm more of a 'I-like-to-keep-my-feet-on-the-ground-thank-you-very-much' sort of person, and Sheldon isn't into pretty girls like me... Shia's single right? If Shia is somehow magically reading this: I wuv you!! Call me! E-mail me! Anything!!

I also have a weird way of knowing what people think, like right now, you've probably skipped this entire section looking for some random junk like my phone # or 'bad' words. I can also interpret that you might be getting bored now of reading my rant and have your finger positioned on the scroll. And maybe right now you're going "That's right." and scrolling.

Ha! not much more to scroll is there!

Enjoy my stories!! I love all my fans ITFW. (definition above, which u probably scrolled over!)

If you're having a bad day and need a laugh, please read this (it is an UNTRUE story, a friend forwarded it to me):

and there’s nothing like a chuckle to start the day:

I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

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this is kitty paste this to your profile to help kitty obtain world domination

Please enjoy the following rant: 3/24/09

This is just a note.

Okay, now I see why so many people make it so only people logged in on Fanfic can review stories. I'm getting really absurd reviews from anonymous reviewers and it's really getting on my nerves because I can't contact them to give them a piece of my mind!!


Hello: 3/25/09

Please send me PM when you get a chance, I like talking/typing to people and learning their ideas on subjects. Anyways, since I barely have time to write, I like to know that I have something to look forward to on my e-mails while I do my homework or delete all my unwanted spam.

OMG!! 9/1/09

Hi people! I just watched Men in Black for the first time, and I saw the cutest baby alien in the entire world!!

Go to this link to look at the little darling sucking it's...tentacle!

I wuv him/her!





All of them. But I suppose my current favorite is Sideswipe or Chromia or Soundwave.


Squeal. Attach self to leg. Hide in plating. Ask for marrige. Ask for friendship. Ask to join alliance.


"Ummm, hi. What was the first question?" Stand there, wondering...


I can see Sideswipe listening to a bunch of punk rock and Soundwave listening to Aqua and Britney Spears...don't ask why.


Sorta-kinda. Her name is FantasyAddict and is pretty much just me in chibi form.


Hump leg of TF.


Sideswipe and Chromia for Primus's sake! This is so repeatative!!!!!


Sideswipe: Asking Ratchet for sex (jokingly!) Chromia: Interfacing with Ironhide in public.


Soundwave! GAHHH! I should have read these questions ahead of time!


Have an argument with me...


What the f*ck do you think they would do! Have a tea party of course!


I like them all! But I suppose...Wheelie...if you can call him an Autobot.


Theyre to cool to hate! But I suppose...the Fallen...pussy.


I think after the first one, my uterus would fall out...followed by my vag.


Chromia/Ironhide. Soo smexi! (xD)


YES! Everyday! And even in the last question! xD


2010 Saleen s7 (it's a friggen hot-big-O-inducing car!!!)


Chromia! She's sarcastic, badass, and just friggen awesome!


Depends which one gives out more free crap. Proably Decepticons. Eh, maybe be a spy for the Autobots and live at the D-Con's base until I get bored then hit on Sam the rest of the time until he falls madly in love with me. Then he gets jealous when I hit on the Auto-bots but he soon understnads it was just a game then have hpt make up sex and then live in the lap of luxury the rest of our lifes. The End...oh, and Mikeala got hit by a bus.
What was the question?

Anyways, SOME OF MY FAV AUTHORS (alphabetically):

~Tatyana Witwicky





OMG!! I love you hummergrey! This amazing author has written a hilarious story called "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and in her great, hilarious story, she mentioned my name! (Optimus is giving each Auto-bot a Twitter name)

"I'm a femme magnet." Sunstreaker argued with Sideswipe. “Create fun and make valuable contributions daily. I need a name that shows my true psyche.”

Fantasyaddict101 for Sunstreaker. Payback for his prank on me last orn.’ Optimus noted internally

(squeal)Thank you!! This is just an exceprt from chapter 30!! I totoally reccomend reading it! I can't wait for chapters to be posted! Please read it! If you are looking for a great laugh and a little action PLEASE read her story and review!!



" 'Oh my god!' Sam cheered, getting Tai in a headlock. 'You beat him! You rock! You da femme!'
'You've been hanging with Fantasy?' Tai laughed, rubbing her human eye.
'Yes, yes I have!' Sam said with a big smile. 'Anywho, dude, thank you!'"

HOLY FRIGGERS!!!!!!!! TATYANA WITWICKY IS AN AWESOME ENOUGH PERSON TO MENTION ME AGAIN!!!!! WHY THE FRICK DOES SHE KEEP DOING THIS? I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!? SHE JUST BE SUCH AN AMAZING GAL!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!! (ITFW) (scroll for definition) (I don't know where! It's somewhere down there!) (...tee-hee, that's what she said.)

Rule #9: Don't say the following just because you can:
*'There are voices in my head...and they keep telling me to buy stuff.'
(Haha Fantasy!)(She threw a blunt object at me when Ratchet scanned her.)

Rule #19: Never flick Sam's nipples.
(I have this gift of making only one of his nipples hard.)
(You have to flick it just right.)
(I know that sounds dirty and weird but it is the funniest thing ever.)
('You can't just make one hard!')
(I responded with, 'Yes, I can.')
(Then I just walked away.)
(Fantasy started laughing, 'Wow! You can juice oranges with that thing!')

Rule #27: Human females are no longer allowed to lap dance on the hood of Autobots when in their alt-mode.
(Jazz got mad at me...then happy when I did it for him.)
(Sam was angry at Mikeala for doing one on Bee. Apparently Bee had made a hologram of Sam inside the car.)
(Chromia, Moonracer, Arcee, and every other femme in NEST is mad at Fantasy...the mechs are yet to give their side of the argument.)

TATYANA WITWICKY IS A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!!! "She is so smart! S-M-R-T!"

*My little character "FantasyAddict" (Fantasy for short) in chapter 27 of "Guidelines for living with robots"!!!! EEEEEEeee!!!! We ate Doritos and watched Big Bang Theory...then bashed on how Starscream looks like a Dorito!!!! xD (The story is 104 1/2 times better than how I described it here.) xD


Rule 478:
[don't say] 'Pants are for sissies!!'
(Sam walked out into the wreck room, not wearing any.)(No one wants to look at that!)('cept for you Fantasy, yes, I know you!)(XDD!)

Rule #68: Again, quotes from Red vs. Blue are discouraged.
*'Yeah? Well they say girls can't ejaculate either, but guess what?' (Wow, Fantasy...that was just truly epic!)(Sunny didn't really know how to respond to that.)

Rule #97: Do not quote The Pink Panther 1 or 2.
*'I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.' (Fantasy, you weren't even a buddist in the first place..)

Rule #100: No more Scary movie nights.
(Big mistake showing them 'The Ring')
(One and two.)
(Fantasy dressed up as Samara, borrowing my long black wig, and hid in Red Alert room.)
(As he was slipping into recharge, his computer screen turned on with nothing but static on teh screen.
(Then Fantasy popped out.)
(The whole base was awake for the rest of the night.)
(Fantasy's costume was singed...very badly.)



Okay, I'm freaking out because an amazing author who I've know for a while has made me one of the main characters of her Transformer fic called "Meet the Friends of the Cousin" which is a take off story of Tatyana Witwicky's "Meet the Cousin." The story so far is really good! Her characters include all the Autobots and Transformer-story humans plus her OC Maple, my OC Fantasy, and Tatyana Witwicky's OC Tai. All OC's are well developed and do not take over the Transformers story which it ultimately is! Within the 2 chapters posted so far, there is suspense, secrets, and hilarity! I truly enjoy reading this story for it's cleverness and I would hope that at least a few of the people who read this will at least take a look at it to see if they like it too! It's fantastic!

Thanks again!

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Annabelle, Aliens and Abductions by hummergrey reviews
Ironhide is protective of Annabelle Lennox. So what happens when a predator appears in her area, kidnapping a child? He suddenly will have Ironhide and Chromia hunting him. More lighthearted than it sounds. Multi chapters. NEXT: Captured so now what?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 8/11/2009
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009
Three Against One by Inspire165 reviews
Arguments erupt, love blossoms, tempers rise, abuse is taken, friendships are discovered and lost, energon is spilled... Tis' all is fair in love and war... POV for the Arcee Sisters in ROTF!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Arcee, Chromia
Human Habits by Inspire165 reviews
How has day-to-day life changed since the Autobots arrival? Random one-shots of humans and Transformers.Rated T just to be safe! ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 6/21/2009
A Summer to Remember by Inspire165 reviews
When Will's neighbor, Soldier, offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 4/27/2009
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
A Boy's Love by Sir Weston reviews
A rewritten version of Little Shop of Horrors told in Audrey II's point of view. What happens when Audrey II learns about love? R&R! Rated M because of some graphics later. Chapter five is up! What happens when we meet Audrey's horrible boyfriend, Orin? Seymour gets jealous and Audrey II happens, that's what! How will Seymour get Audrey back?
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Seymour K., Audrey II
Waiting by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,992 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Life on the NEST Base: Stories, Regulations, and Incidents by T'Reilani reviews
As compiled by Riella. Features heavy OC involvement, including Prowl/Riella and Jazz/Tai pairings. Also references Ironhide/Chromia and hints at Sideswipe/Arcee and Hound/Mirage. And most of it is pure crack. Technorganic-verse. Mostly on hiatus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,951 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC
Meet the Friends of the Cousin by Maple Alycia Hood reviews
Just when the Autobots thought life couldnt get any more random, what with Prime daughter Tatyana, two of Tai's high school friends show up. Get ready for romantic moments, random quotes, road trips, and a nemesis that Optimus could never forget...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
You know you're addicted to humans when by hummergrey reviews
Ch 6 - Toy figures and a black armored warrior. Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? Join the fun as they learn and exist. Normal canon pairings. Movie verse and G1. No Horror / No Gore
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabelle L., Sam W.
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
Child of my Enemy by Scarlett Spider-Girl reviews
She is the Daughter of Megatron. She is also half Autobot. Need I say more?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
Birds and Bumblebees by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Elita's Revenge by hummergrey reviews
Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
If Only It Was Over by Prophet-of-worlds reviews
New friends, new foes, new discoverys, new endings, new beginnings. Its been a year since the battle with the Fallen. And just as they thought things couldn't get anymore complicated, chaos rears its ugly head. Now more questions are asked with no answer.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009
Hound, Silverblade and the Sparkling by hummergrey reviews
Hound is known for two things. Solo scouting and his holograms. Then femme Silverblade shatters his lone wolf image, before falling in love with the wrong mech. Another will claim her, forcing Hound to choose between two worlds and the life he has known.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hound, Ultra Magnus
Elita's Wish by ElitasLove reviews
Elita wants wild loving and Optimus gives it to her everywhere and anywhere. But he is a Prime who carries a Matrix, an ancient device capable of its own action. How will the past set their future? Even the Dinobots? Lots of interfacing and spark merges
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Ratchet gets Mooned by ElitasLove reviews
Ratchet and Moonracer have loved each other forever but never committed. He's a medic and she a sniper in war time. Now an upset Prime and a revenge prank will bring them together. Then the prank "virus" gets loose among the other Autobots. Movie & G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Moonracer, Ratchet
Far From Home by lilgirlost reviews
A year of Klaine…seen through the moments when they are apart from each other. Future!fic, establish relationship, and a brief mention of Will/Finn but nothing major .
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sleepover by Polly A. Mitford reviews
Kurt misses his friends from McKinley, so he invites the girls over for sleepover that involves makeovers, musicals and talking about boys. Just a fun little scene featuring a Kurt/New Directions girls friendship, as well as hints of Klaine and Brittana.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
I Think You'll Understand by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Kurt has some bad memories associated with The Beatles. Blaine is determined to make this a happy one. Klaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kisses from an Angel by breezyyy reviews
At the age of twenty eight, Blaine Anderson was very much still in love with one Kurt Hummel, and would forever be, until the day he died, and beyond.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
River of Emerald by PinkGlasses reviews
Kurt is expecting to have a miserable sick day at home, until Blaine shows up! Fluffy Klaine one-shot...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Starstruck by Bagting Hangin reviews
In which Blaine has the best of both worlds. Or does he? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Muscles Make the Heart Grow Fonder by Comfster reviews
Blaine's got a little surprise for Kurt hiding beneath his Dalton uniform. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oh but darling, if words would say it all by theliesyoutell reviews
KLAINE. I suck at summaries. Klaine is enough reason to read. :P COMPLETELY UDPATED AT THIS POINT. MORE OF CHAPTER FOUR TO COME, WHEN I WRITE IT TODAY. : get ready for some smut?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Gerbs by CCCAPE reviews
Klaine/sickness.Kurt and Blaine are alone for the weekend.Unfortunately Kurt is sick with the flu.But that doesn't stop Blaine.Steaminess ensues.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Doctor Is In by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Optimus Prime cautiously leaves Elita One and Chromia in the attentive hands of Ratchet while he goes on a mission. Outtake to 'Male Is As Male Does'. STICKY! SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! ADULTS ONLY! M/F/F
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ratchet, Elita One - Complete
Reunion by ChromiaGal reviews
Ironhide's mate finally arrives, but will her past be discovered? Sorry about any problems you had with Chapter 6 it has now been corrected and I apologise if it confused anyone
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Chromia, Ironhide
Ghosts by uniwonder reviews
AHM: Not long after their arrival on Cybertron, Kup and his team discover the remaining female Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Perceptor, Moonracer - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Grad Day by varsitylove16 reviews
Valerie Leilani Sparrk never thought that this day would actually come... Transformers/Iron Man mix
Crossover - Ironman & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
Leaf Blowers by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sure, we've all read 'Guidelines for Living with Giant Robots', but have you ever wondered how some of the rules came to pass? This was my take on this one. Used with permission from the Author.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Leo S. - Complete
Busy like a Bumblebee by ElitasLove reviews
An injured Bumblebee was ordered to guard the femmes and they ended up with sparklings! The other mechs are jealous, more Cybertron femmes are arriving and Bumblebee still needs repair. G1 cartoon universe. Rated M for pairings. NEXT: Femmes go hunting
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Arcee
Ask, thou shall recieve a witty answer! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Yet another questionaire type story featuring my OC Tatyana Prime from Meet the Cousin...if you haven't read that yet, you may want too! And featuring Sam, other humans, and Autobots! This shall be fun!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 5 Timelines by hummergrey reviews
What if Starscream began messing with the timelines? Trying to change the known world to allow him to rule? Alter one fact and everything becomes undone and yet rules and people exist in each timeline. Come see all that can be. NEXT: Optimus selling soda?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Lovebirds by Phoenix13 reviews
G1/G2 POST TFTM - Autobot Femme Sharpshooter Moonracer and Decepticon Communications Specialist Soundwave know their tragic love for one another is wrong but they can't help themselves. Warning for adult situations inside! Sticky alert!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Moonracer, Soundwave - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Essence of a Spark by hummergrey reviews
A Transformer's spark is who they are, their very soul. The combination of their existence, choices and personality regardless of the shell or transform they wear. Their story told first person pov I am this . Chapter 1: Moonracer, Autobot femme
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Moonracer, Ratchet
The first time is always the most exciting! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Smut! :D Jazz/OC but with a twist. So of you who read Meet the Cousin will love this! Those who haven't might want too! That way you won't get confused! Enjoy everyone!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2010
Make sure the door's locked by demonlovechild reviews
Optimus and Elita hide out in a storage closet and recall a similar event happening to them as younglings at the Autobot Academy. Warning: Hot Ariel and Orion stuff within. Please R&R :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Young Love by varsitylove16 reviews
Bumblebee shows his spark mate the magic of mistletoe. A Christmas short **NOW WITH CHAPTER TWO**
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
23 Transformer Crossovers by Dragonrider2203 reviews
23 very short cross-overs with Transformers. Mainly movieverse, but with some other characters. Have a go at guessing the cross-overs, answers will be up in a day or so.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
It followed me home! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Whatever happened to the X-box bot? Here is my take on it! I hope you all like fluffy Baby Transformer goodness!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Moon After the Rain by Scarlett Spider-Girl reviews
Well, this is a love story with Kaceystar and Bumblebee. Hope everyone likes it and there will be more chapters to come, but I am also working on my own Transformers story, so bare with me. Rated M just in case.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2009
Cage by IlikeSTRANGEpairings reviews
G1, She was a prisoner in her own base, and her liberator was the mech she'd least expect. MegatronxElita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Megatron, Elita One
Autobots, trick or treat! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Is that time of year again where the souls of the dead arise to torment the souls of the living...are the Autobots ready for such a time? Only one way to find out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
No Where Else To Go by hummergrey reviews
The Transformers are a dying race in a war that consumed their world and threatens Earth. Then baby Transformers aka sparklings began arriving and arriving with more arriving! A medical mystery for Ratchet to solve. Canon pairings and a femme Decepticon
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
The Immunity Obstacle by kmd5133 reviews
A bit of S/P fluff. It all started because Penny snaked one of Sheldon's onion rings again.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
My Mother by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Tai could never bring herself to celebrate the day that celebrates the beautiful thing known as Motherhood...But can Sam and the Autobots help her change that?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Femme Power by CranberryLolli reviews
Piss off a female and here's what you get. Pure crack. R&R please!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Whoosh! by quibble reviews
What do Fang and Max really do when they're completley alone? Sometime after the fifth book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Do We Still Have Our Mojo? by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked one shot of Optimus and Ironhide talking about their femmes and their mojo!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
The Blue Heart by MissKeith reviews
A beautiful girl with a horrible curse. He wants to save her and have his love returned. But all a creature like her knows is lust. Part3of3 AbexOC
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Abe S. - Complete
Book of Random by quibble reviews
Completley random stories in a colorful pop-up book! Read!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
Wow, how terribly random by FlyingPirates reviews
Random spoofs. Hope you like it!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009
A Viable Pursuit by renisanz reviews
Penny goes to the midnight premiere of Star Trek with the guys. She's dressed as Uhura, while Sheldon obviously goes as Spock, and the two experience a little chemistry off screen.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Assume by Victoria Hughes reviews
2007 Movie. 'From his pheromone levels, it seems he wishes to mate with the female.' Ratchet apologizes to Sam and Mikaela for his rather extreme faux pas upon their meeting.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
It's That Time Again by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
It that time of the month and Lizy is not happy about Prowl bugging her!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Finding Serafin by quibble reviews
It's been two months since Serafin died, and Merle can't stop thinking about him. Would Sekkmet help bring him back, and would it be a wise choice overall?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009
FlyMania by Mira Hinder reviews
The Flock finds another Flock and the Ride Flock and Cloud Flock embark on a fabulous adventure. FAX. OCxOC. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009
Hawk Eyes by quibble reviews
What does the flock look like to actual birds? Read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Bumblebee and his goldfish by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Bumblebee likes his pet is fish.But he becomes obsessed until forgot his task.One day...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Femme Magnet by plenoptic reviews
Once upon a time, Plenoptic decided to pair Optimus with every femme she could think of. Some of them even lived happily ever after.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Optimus Prime
Love is Blind by Hannah Writes R reviews
A little naughty night between Max and Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Merely Ripples On the Surface by Miss Beautifully Misunderstood reviews
When Abe has another one of his kind dropped right into his lap- how will he react? And can he help them unveil their origins and possibly find out some of his own, all while sorting out his feelings toward the newcomer? OC, movieverse/comicverse, R&R
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Abe S., Hellboy
You Who Has Healed My Spark by plenoptic reviews
Based on optimus prime 007's Kaceystar trilogy. AU oneshot. Prowl discovers his own desperation for Optimus Prime's daughter, Kacey. Will the precious femme return that first kiss? And how will the Boss Bot react? M just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Prowl - Complete
Never Make A Bet With Your Femme And Expect To Win by optimus prime 007 reviews
Optimus Prime makes a bet with his bonded sparkmate, Elita-One and loses. The lugnut manages to drag his best friend, Ultra Magnus into it. And now both mechs have to pay up. Warning: holoform hot and hard bodies on display! CH 2 holoform smut opt/lita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Heroes and Timebombs by plenoptic reviews
Post2007movie. Ultra Magnus and his sparkmate, Blazer, seek a little alone time by the lake. Cozy togetherness, sparksex, and, uh, property damage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Curse of the Little Feet by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. Ironhide and Chromia are in the middle of some alone time...when two little blessings from Primus decide to intrude.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Bedside Conversation by outerelf reviews
What all did Bumblebee hear when he was supposed to be recharging? Prequel to 'Interfacing'. oneshot, drabble
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Interfacing by outerelf reviews
youngling Bumblebee asks the dreaded question. 'What's Interfacing' - one-shot, drabblish
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Moonblaster by SweetRhapsody reviews
Based on Transformers Animated. Prowl falls for an ex-Decepticon femme who's put a painful past under lock and password. What happens when she's kidnapped under the pretense of knowing valuable info? ProwlxOC BlitzwingxOC OpxBee Rated M for a reason
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Constellations by Arctic Banana reviews
Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
SMUT: WTF, part two by The Laughing Platypus reviews
The sequel to my WTF story. 25 ONESHOTS dedicated to love, passion and well.. Smut. THIS FIC CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH AND SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS. If you can't handle it, don't read. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
First Night Animals by Fang's Stalker reviews
Lemons! I felt like doing a short sweet lemony FAX! Hope you like and please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Showgirls by Phoenix13 reviews
G1/G2 Silly Fic - The Autobot males go to an alien stripper club and the females are disgusted/outraged. CAUTION: Some nudity and swearing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2003
The Missing Horror: What if........ by Magenta4ever reviews
This is a what-if about what might have happened in a time gap in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sexual situations, strong language, and adult themes are included.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2001
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My Hero reviews
Kurt comes back to McKinley to show off his new boyfriend, Blaine. Unfortunately they run into an old enemy, Karofsky. They're each other's heroes. Klaine is matching uniforms! Klaine fight! Bit of fluff, bit of fighting. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fun With Sunny and Sides reviews
Post ROTF. Your favorite Twins are here to stay...well, between their private quarters, Ratchet's medical wing, other bot's private quarters, blowing up stuff, making femmes mad get the point.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
Transformers Origins: Orion, Dion, and Ratchet reviews
aka: Optimus Prime, Ironhide, and Ratchet. An epic tale of how the three most famous transformers met their true loves and found their places in Cybertronian history... plus Megatron. Takes place on Cybertron's version of "high school."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Breaking the Rules reviews
My OC is willing to break as many rules as she can each chapter! Each chapter will use the rules from Transformers-rules stories! CH1: Tatyana Wiwitcky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Reign Of Starscream reviews
After the death of Lord Megatron, Starscream takes command of the Decepticon army, but there are fellow 'Cons against him. Also he's faced with the dilemma of a lack of femmes, energon, and sparklings;until he falls in love with a untrustworthy pretender.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Starscream, Soundwave
Periods, Ovaries, Kissing, and Jacob reviews
Jacob loved Bella before Renesmee before she was born... why? Bella has some revelations about Jacob's pre-infatuation with Nessie and how he was able to be in love with Nessie all along. Humor-fic. One-shot. Rated T. Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bee' The Music reviews
Bumblebee talks through the radio. This can be fun... Bumblebee wreaks havoc on his fellow comrades through his unique way of speaking. Chapter 17: Arcee and Bee want a new room to themselves.... Humor-romance. Bumblebee/Arcee
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,354 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bumblebee, Arcee
Whoosh reviews
Iggy/Ella. Ella and Iggy's relationship develops into something more than they ever thought it would. Will include very light smut in future chapters. Ella's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
I Forgot My Shoes reviews
Hermes wakes up late one morning and forgets something important that he had to do. One shot. Hermes POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hermes - Complete
A Loss Of Essence reviews
Elita and Optimus are expecting their first sparkling, but will she ever tell him? Perhaps when he comes back from his mission... Elita's POV. A bit angsty. Two chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
One Like Me reviews
When a mysterious girl who is the same species as Abe appears in Hellboy's/Liz's/and Abe's shared home, what will happen? The more Abe learns about her, the more questions he has. Everyone deserves love. Even the freaks.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Abe S.
Transformer Jingles! reviews
Christmas carols turned Transformer! My own little collection of songs and some other TV jingles Transform-i-fied. Very short for quick laughs! New chapter up! "The Dawn Before Battle" The Night Before Christmas.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Randomness! reviews
This is a collection of very random 'one-shot' stories. The stories will include shorts from Twilight, Transformers, Maximum Ride, and probably other stories/movies. Like I said, very random, but totally worth reading! Updated whenever I have an idea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Push The Cube Into My Chest! reviews
Sam reminisces about the battle in Mission City. After a talk with Optimus Prime, he realizes something life changing...or hysterical, however you want to see it! One-shot. Humor
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Locker Room Prank reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, better known as the Twins, have always been known for their pranking abilities. Why does Ratchet have a grudge against them? Lets go back in time to some of their first noteworthy practical jokes, shall we.. Is updated randomly.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
All I Wanted Was A Sandwich reviews
Max is hungry, but will her family let her eat anything? Interruptions prevent Max from a simple lunch. Humor. One-shot for now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Max - Complete
The Ultimate Battle reviews
Transformers2007Movie/TwilightSeries. What would happen if the Cullens met the Transformers? Would they be friends or fiends? Would they know who each other are... The Cullens have moved to California and meet some unexpected people. Arcee and Jasper POVs
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,043 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Jasper, Bumblebee - Complete