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A Demon Among Devils
by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3640 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
The Grim, Dark Future
by Chris Stork reviews
We cannot live through this. Mankind cannot live through this. If they are truly without number then our race is doomed to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of hell themselves!
Crossover - Warhammer & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,296 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Seras
Shinji and Warhammer40k
by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8093 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
by Nameless Flame Wielder reviews
With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 271,488 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Rider
by Surarrin reviews
Within the miasma of an eternal languish, the light of hope shines with a magnificence unrelenting. Grasp onto it with your own two hands and pull yourself from purgatory and embrace a miracle. Uzumaki Naruto shall fight in the War of the Holy Grail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,015 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U.
by Forest of Zen reviews
Three letters describe a power than can destroy worlds—or save them. As news of their losses reaches Earth and the Colonies, the RDA shifts its plans into high gear. Up against a new fleet and a new General, this time the outcome for the Na'vi is far less certain. And Jake Sully, the new leader of the Omaticaya, bears responsibility for the counterattack.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,052 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
by Jnet08 reviews
Ron and Kim are married and are starting out their new life together. But when tragedy strikes, will Ron be able to move on and let go or will he constantly be haunted by guilt? Probably not the best summary. Chapter 4 is up!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ron S., Kim P.
by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
I Am Not There
by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane
by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality
by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Two Galaxy's Saga
by Darth Malleus reviews
Changed the name again. A freak accident transports a fleet of warships from one galaxy to another and in doing so began a chain of events, forever changing the two galaxy's, for better of worse remains to be seen. Star Wars/Warhammer 40K crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 247,786 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground
by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra
by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time
by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes
by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors
by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
by arun2110 reviews
As Paris was to Troy, so was Sully to the Na'vi with his thoughtless actions, which have very dark consequences.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures
by MrDust reviews
EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Full Circle: Dawn of Mars
by aserothbw reviews
Name might be changed in the future. This is the continuation of my Armored Core: Full Circle story. Set five years after the destruction of the last Controller, Alliance is on the verge of being wiped out by the UEG, when the balance of power shifts . .
Armored Core - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
The Variant and The Vampire
by Largo reviews
Revised In a zombie infested world, Seras finds a young girl washed up on the beach and soon meets a very strnge creature in her attempt to return her home.
Crossover - X-overs & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Seras
by Grunt reviews
As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.
Crossover - Berserk & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,836 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Ace
by WingedFreedom622 reviews
Four years after ISAF crushes Erusia, Mobius 1, the legendary ace who helped bring the war to a close disappears. Now, a year later, the CircumPacific War starts… Crossover with ACE 04 and 5 with references to Zero. NO LONGER ON HIATUS! CHAPTER 24 UP!
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,373 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007
Reality Flux: Armored Core and Bolo
by Shadow's Forge reviews
Reality Flux! The Armored Cores, the epitome of one universes war machines, have a very close encounter with a Bolo Planetary Interdictor Unit. Bring on the Hellbores.
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
by luzAmor reviews
War. It hurts, it kills, it starts, it finishes. War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009 - OC - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos
by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 635 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Fate
by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
End Of the Line
by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
by Anarkeith reviews
Essentially Gears of War vs Twilight, a popular romance novel. Combines Gears, F.E.A.R., and Splinter Cell. Tells the story of the men of Delta squad on a mission to neutralize the Cullen vampire clan.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
by Stigma reviews
Naruto was exiled from the village long ago. Someone went to retrieve him and spent many years doing so. Will she ever find him? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,376 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Almost a Squib
by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots'
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
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How Far to Paradise reviews
It is human to yearn for happiness; but many people are alone in a dark place. They see others partaking in the fruits of happiness while their own mouths are filled with ashes. Issei Hyoudou is one such person until he finds a light in the dark and starts on the long road to paradise. It is a road of bizarre twists and turns, but every treacherous step is worth the struggle.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - H. Issei, Raynare
London Nights reviews
In the Department of Mysteries, blood completes the circuit and links to other worlds. Harry finds himself in a conflict of the legends of the world for the ultimate prize, the Holy Grail. Once more, the London nights will reek of blood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,188 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Harry P., Archer
The Errand reviews
A moonlight waltz through the woods can be a pleasant thing, but the wolves are watching. A story on a theme of the Grimm Brothers "Little Red Riding Hood."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Messenger reviews
When magic was revealed to the world, something new came to be. Harry Potter is chosen as a pilot of one of the mysterious Angelos units. The Angelos calls itself "Eidolon."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The TSAB Acturus War reviews
Five years after the Scaglietti incident, the Democratic Republic of Acturus attacked a TSAB administered world. They were defeated and the two powers declared war. Although horribly outnumbered, the soldiers of Acturus fight on. This is their story.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
The Western Storm reviews
Across the ocean to the west lies a nation, the Cheonsang Federation. In order to deal with internal problems of famine and depression, they plan to invade the Elemental Countries. Politics and action intertwine in this clash of nations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Alea Iacta Est reviews
In the immortal words of Julius Caesar, the die is cast. The elves lost two wars against a people known as the Men of the Sea. Now, the Men of the Sea have arrived on Alagaesia to finish the fight. Is sorcery and steel a match for gunpowder and lead?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Annals of a Zaku Driver reviews
This is the story of a man, Captain Johnson Harris. He is a Zeon officer and mobile suit pilot. This is his tale of the One Year War, his achievements and defeats, from the thick of combat to relaxing with comrades.
Gundam UC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010
Master of Machine reviews
Hidden in the Forest of Death, Naruto finds an abandoned underground facility. What he discovers inside will change the world of ninja forever. Crossover with Armored Core: Last Raven
Crossover - Armored Core & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Project Crossover: Harry Potter and Soul Eater reviews
In the Department of Mysteries, Harry unlocks the Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not. He slaughters his way through the Death Eaters. This power causes him to have his wand snapped and be banished. He finds a new home and war in Death City, Nevada.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P.
A Pirate's Return reviews
At the age of four, Naruto is driven from the village. He wanders until being found by a group of pirates. After remaining with them for several months, they return to space from their surface leave. Eight years later, he's back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U.
A Tribute to Battletech
A oneshot songfic tributing one of my favorite sci-fi universes. The song is Battering Ram by Iron Savior. Check it out.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete