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Joined 01-26-09, id: 1817817, Profile Updated: 05-05-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HELLO EVERYONE!! I know that i'm random but everyone i'm sorry to say this but i'm thinking of giving up on my two twilight stories. DON'T KILL ME PLEASE THINK OF MY CHILDREN!! (okay so i might not have children but that's a minor detail. Oh and if that somehow offended anyone please realise i did not mean it in that way) okay i gave up on it because of three reasons. One i can't think of anything. two a friend of mine has been stating so many details about twilight (WHICH I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT) such as the release date of the second movie showing us fake trailers of new moon i have seriously gotten sick of twilight. last but not least THEY MADE ROBERT PATTISON EDWARD CULLEN no offense to robert pattison fan girls so don't kill me but ROBERT PATTISON IS A FUCKING FAG WHO LIVES ON THE FUCKING STREETS AND IS A HOBO!! (no offense meant to the homosexuals out their hey i have friends who are gay so yeah)

Wolf MPreg yep by emrysmile reviews
Holy cracktasticness Batman! Arthur and Merlin are... wolves? Yup! And with their pups it's happy families, more or less. 3 parts so far, not a story, just updated as inspiration hits.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
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Why are the girls hitting on me! reviews
Bella Swan is an Emo Tomboy who everyone thinks is a guy. Even Edward Cullen. After first seeing he thinks his turned GAY! See what turned bella into this and will edward be able to warm and fix her broken and ice cold heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why are the girls HITTING ON ME reviews
Edward meets bella at first sight he thinks his gay and just read it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
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