ComedyMagmar
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Joined 03-08-02, id: 181791
Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Resident Evil, and Soul Calibur.
Yello'. You wish to know about me? I be human, if that be you looking for. I be a guy, with 19 years of age under me record. And these be my stories:

"When History Repeats Itself" - Resident Evil
Umbrella has been experimenting in Lilypad City, and the zombifying virus is loose again. This once peaceful town is ravaged by undead and monsters. Only a handful of teenagers are alive at the high school, one of them a young man named Falco Alfred. Falco is determined to find his stepsister, and what happened to lead to this. Yet the odds are so much against survival...
Contains original characters, and RE characters in future chapters, original and new monsters, and similar aspects to the RE games (puzzles in everyday buildings).
Warning - Contains extreme non-stop violence, harsh language, rape, sex, and other issues one might find offensive. Aka NOT for the children.

"Mr. Game & Watch - Stories of a Comedian Warrior" - Super Smash Brothers Melee
The 2-D man of Flat Zone and his extremely intelligent friend Pichu are living in the SSBM mansion with all the other Smashers. Yet many bizzare things happen to them. The other Smashers try to kick G&W out of the league, they play Dungeons & Dragons, giant spiders try to take over the mansion and the world, and yet another really stupid "Survivor" spin-off. Where the madness starts, who knows?
Contains all SSBM characters, including Daisy, and several cameos. G&W and Pichu are main characters.
Warning - Contains language, comic violence (including lots of giant spider squishing), and sexual innuendos.

"Angel Bird" - Super Smash Brothers Melee
Fox met Zelda when the second year at SSB started. He fell in love with her, regardless of the fact a relationship between the two seemed impossible. Then Fox's friend Falco was murdered. A trail of emotional suffering for Fox and more murders follows shortly. Someone is out to get him, and his friends want to help him, before it's too late...
Contains all SSBM characters, and adds characters from other games and TV shows into the fray. A Fox/Zelda/Link story, also with other pairings.
Warning - Contains language and violence. Some find Fox's attraction to Zelda to be wrong, but whether you do or not is up to you.

"The Adventures of Tyler and Magmar" - Pokémon
Tyler receives Magmar as his first Pokémon, but the fiery Pokémon is not your typical Pokémon. He is a talking, rebellious, wise-cracking Pokémon who loves to give his trainer (and others) a hard time. Among Tyler's other Pokémon are a coffee-addicted Pinsir, a warrior woman Jolteon, and a fraidy-cat Nidoking. Here is a lighthearted spoof everyone's favorite Pocket Monster game!
Contains original characters and all sorts of Pokémon.
Warning - Contains comic violence, sexual innuendos and mild language.

"Yoshimitsu, Glad To Meet You" - Soul Calibur
The masked, one-armed ninja known as Yoshimitsu has always been somewhat of an enigma with little fanfiction around him. So I gave him his own story! Now he's a wise-cracking smartass with an equally sarcastic, talking sword! Another silly story.
Contains SC2 characters, main character Yoshimitsu.
Warning - Contains comic violence, language, and sexual innuendos.

Now you know 'bout me. Read them stories! Good night.

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Soul Caliber: Of Souls And Swords by Bios13 reviews
Suspended Indefinately A rather broad story that I began a long while ago. It has been halted due to college and life, and the people who keep complaining that my story clashes with their theories and preferences. Blame the flamers that e mail me.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Tug of War by Cannibal Jello reviews
The Outbreak gals make a bet on Dave and Kev. Will the two fishwives make it together? Will David strangle Kev with a shoelace 2 hours into the bet? Will Kev get drunk (again!) and molest our beloved plumber, or will it happen Vice versa?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004
Calibur University A Calibur Academy Oneshot by jin long reviews
Inspired by Scream (No Relation to the Movie) in the Utena Section comes Calibur University! What happens when it's after finals and the Calibur folks have a Keg party at Raphael's Mansion? Three guesses!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003
Dark Secret by Fuzz King reviews
Someone- or something- is killing the Smashers. The clues point to a certain someone, but are they as it seems? R&R, PLEASE! No flames, but I can cope with constructive criticism. CHAPTER 2 UP! Sorry for the long wait! Writers block can be a pain.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003
SSBM: What The Future May Hold by Sapphire Ladybug reviews
Sequel to SSBM: Our High School Days The Smashers continue with their daily lives after high school... including facing the end of Melee.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,373 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 331,618 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legends Speak of Monkey Island by Slacker Mentality reviews
The Caribbean Sanitation Commissioner issues a decree declaring his inspection the Tri-Island Area. To ensure nothing goes wrong, Elaine sends Guybrush on vacation to Chubb Island, where he unwittingly discovers a dire conspiracy.
Monkey Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 9/25/2002
Hermione and the Snow Day by Lady Darkshine reviews
Hermione gets pulled away from her studies to watch the Gryfindor boys battle in a snow ball fight, but she ends up doing something very different. H/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2001 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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Mr Game & Watch: Stories of a Comedian Warrior reviews
You think there are far too many Survivor stories for the SSBM characters! Well, here's another, with G&W, Pichu and the others! (Pauses for moans to finish.) We cannot stress how much we hate reality! ... TV, of course.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,575 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2002
When History Repeats Itself reviews
The terrors that Umbrella creates have been accidentally released in the peaceful Lilypad City. A bright teenager named Falco goes into his infested school to find his stepsister, only to find the virus has done its worst...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/23/2003
Yoshimitsu, Glad To Meet You reviews
Yoshimitsu is a mysterious man, a swift samurai, and a nifty ninja. Did you know that he was a smartaleck to boot? A mini-series based on SC2's uber-cool, one-armed warrior. Namu!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2004
Angel Bird reviews
Fox McCloud has it hard; his parents were murdered, he's a loner, and the girl he has fallen for can't be his. Then the real tradegy hits him when his best friend is killed...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,853 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 8/9/2002
The Adventures of Tyler and Magmar reviews
This is a world of bad puns, a world of irony, a world of silly silly humor. This is the world of Magmar, a Pokémon with the gift of sarcasm. This summary is over.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,393 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 3/9/2002