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Joined 01-26-09, id: 1817949, Profile Updated: 09-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Twilight.

I'm a mom/wife/career woman who's coming to terms with entering my 30's. I've been a reader of SVM and Twilight fanfic for a few years now, but until recently I've been too busy (and too chicken) to write any of my own.

I was incredibly thrilled and honored that my first story, "Digging In" won the judge's selection of the SVM Poppin' Cherries contest! I really enjoyed writing it.Here's the beautiful banner that Zigster and s.meadows created for my story - thanks, ladies!

My new story Speaking in Code is my first multichapter - I'm very excited about it! It's completely written, and will post Wednesday mornings. It now has an awesome banner, thanks to misforMarisa!

Also, I'm mamabean30 on Twitter. Come say hi - I'd love to meet you!

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One Day by RueforRegret reviews
Over a quarter of a century separates single-mother Bella Swan from her hormone-riddled adolescence. Watching her teenaged daughter navigate her way through various rites of passage, Bella can't help falling prey to nostalgia. "One Day" brims with steamy reminiscences of first love and traces one woman's mid-life attempt to reclaim it. ExB, AH, mild angst, M-Rated 18 & over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cold Case File by i-was-broken reviews
Bella is investigating a rash of serial killings in Rochester, NY when Edward Cullen crosses her path and raises her suspicion. Is there more to Edward than meets the eye? Can Bella fight her attraction to a man who might be her suspect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,841 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9212 - Favs: 7,339 - Follows: 7,510 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Discovering You, Discovering Me by JSFazz reviews
Edward Cullen was branded a geek and bullied every day of his life. Bella Swan was always awkward, never quite knowing where she fit in. Together they learn a bit about themselves and each other. Will they discover love as well? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,920 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Pure Revelations by georgialion reviews
E & B share a class at UDub, but not much else. She's shy & reserved as she adjusts to a new life. He's angry & isolated because of his upbringing in the mysterious and secretive LaVerrot Estates. Fate brings them together, but will their love be allowed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 95 - Words: 644,631 - Reviews: 3845 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Walls of Dreaming by Her Mighty Ubergeekness reviews
Several years after Edward leaves her, Bella is an adrenaline junkie that crosses paths with the Cullen family during her University studies. Her world is turned upside down with the new dangers she faces. Who will save her now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 152,462 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16095 - Favs: 8,617 - Follows: 5,652 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Debris by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A story of unlikely friends, a story of family, a search for truth and a search of self. "She's everyone else's Isabella, but she's only my Bella." "I write a poem about a boy and girl who fall in love in the eye of a tornado." AH E/B V/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 215,271 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,039 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Man by DarkBlueBella reviews
AU. A summer studying Scottish folktales leads to Bella Swan meeting a stranger unlike anyone she has ever met. Can she let herself believe that myth and legend might also be reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,402 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fated Love by twilover76 reviews
After a tragic death, Bella maintained a safe, yet lonely existence until an unexpected encounter on a stalled elevator ignited a fairy-tale romance. Bella and Edward throw caution to the wind and find what truly makes life worth living. AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,956 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Semper Paratus: That Others May Live by RainyGirl1978 reviews
Reluctant widow, Bella, attempts to break out of her rut by going out with the handsome & cocky Coast Guard officer, Edward. Can he win her heart & who will rescue whom? AH, Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,884 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love In Idleness by plummy reviews
"...for aught that I could ever read/Could ever hear by tale or history/The course of true love never did run smooth." A little Edward. A little Bella. A few fairies, and a robot. Into the woods we go. Twilight meets A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,476 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7631 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,684 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 183,065 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Count of Tuscany by withany reviews
"She gets kidnapped, he gets killed, but..." This was the Princess Bride plot, not necessarily mine. If you're expecting vitamin C from this, sorry, you'll get scurvy. However, there may be gore. I hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7000 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9573 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stench Wars by BookishQua reviews
Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,839 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Work Boyfriend by juliaaaah reviews
"...I tiptoed precariously along the warm gulf waters of my very own awakening." thank you all for reading. big love. xoxo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Solstice by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life changes...just like the seasons. Bella finds herself coming out of an ending and into a beginning. Still hurt and emotionally withdrawn. Can someone new help her embrace the change in her life? Can her broken heart find love again? E/B Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby You Can Drive My Car by syrrah reviews
Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,015 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,713 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8063 - Favs: 6,631 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Speaking in Code reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Desserts reviews
AH/AU - Shy college student Bella Swan has never been on a real date. What will it take for her to give love a chance? A one-shot entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Digging In reviews
AH/AU - Eric is 18 and about to leave for college. What happens when his summer job brings him in contact with someone he never expected to see again? My entry for the "Poppin' Eric's Cherry" one-shot contest - selected as a finalist!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Eric, Sookie