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Joined 09-06-00, id: 18183, Profile Updated: 12-03-12
Author has written 16 stories for Megas XLR, Homestar Runner, How I Met Your Mother, and Penny Arcade.

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The Dark Side of Innocence by Anna Sartin reviews
James' life becomes a living nightmare when Giovanni decides to test an experimental drug on agents he feels are weak. Jessie learns to embrace love, while Mondo learns protecting the innocence of others can sometimes demand sacrificing your own instead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/28/2000 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Mondo - Complete
Bits and Pieces by deadlynightfall reviews
Bits and pieces of writing, snippets I suppose. SB/HSR, SB/HSR implied.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Difficulties in Dating? by The Blue Titan reviews
Strong Bad answers an e-mail about why he doesn't take a few tips from the love master himself in order to get a date with some ladies.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009
The Switch by DeterminedX2 reviews
Homestar has unwittingly offended Marzipan again, so he decides to go look for someone else to temporarily take his place. Who will take one for the team?
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Homestar Runner: Escape from Kanto by Chakramchucker reviews
After a mishap involving swirly photoshopped magic, Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are stranded in the Kanto region of the Pokemon universe. Now they must embark on a quest to find the nearest plug outlet while avoiding the greedy clutches of Team Rocket!
Crossover - Pokémon & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2008
For Awesome Or For Evil by Chakramchucker reviews
A threequel. Scott lands in an alternate Homestarverse where Homestar is an evil mastermind. Interdimensional conflict ensues. The citizens of FCUSA must now work against their Antiselves and help free the counterpart universe from a tyrannical rule.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006
Never Before Never Again by dreamsofyesterday1 reviews
What happens when Sportacus is too late saving someone? Warnings character death, sad themes, unlikely friendships and may be quite long. Rated T to be safe
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
The System is Gone by Chakramchucker reviews
Sequel to Real World Runner. The website is mysteriously being destroyed and now four heroes must save Free Country from being erased forever.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Brave New World by Radioactive reviews
How would the outside world accept someone like Homestar Runner? When Strong Bad’s house burns down, Homestar doesn’t have a clue how to prepare to find out. Don't give up hope, I've just been busy lately.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005
Real World Runner by Chakramchucker reviews
Homestar finds a crack in his website that leads to the real world. Now he must seek help from the Chapman brothers to get home. To make matters worse, being absent from his site is starting to cause problems. Will Homestar make it back!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
The Sure Shot by scoutsdream reviews
Stephanie sees something in Robbie that no one else sees... a human being. Can she convince Sportacus and the others that there's more to Robbie than meets the eye, or will she get in too deep trying to find the man she knows he used to be?
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005
Synonymy by Ruaki reviews
Syn:03c1 added. RikuSora. They have always walked the same path, yet nothing lasts forever. On a road of darkness & light, they went their separate ways till the trails converged and crossed, treading where the other went before.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,934 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Riku, Sora
Journey of Self Discovery by littlesoprano reviews
Velma has a lot to learn about herself-- and about love. Is the "heavy-metal guy" she meets on Spooky Island the one for her to learn with? Now complete!
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Velma - Complete
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My Sharona reviews
Just a quick little convo between everyone's favorite webcomic making super nerds. T is for language, not content.
Penny Arcade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
Roll for Initiative reviews
Miscommunications happen. Poker Night at the Inventory. Strong Bad/Tycho, one-shot
Crossover - Homestar Runner & Penny Arcade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Completely Stupid and Obviously Unreal reviews
Man talk is for men only! Poker Night at the Inventory. Strong Bad/Tycho-ish, one-shot
Crossover - Homestar Runner & Penny Arcade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Pair of Jacks
Sleeping arrangements really need to be double-checked. HR/SBish, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
What Are The Odds reviews
Very very low, I should think... HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
It's My Privilege reviews
You owe me nothing in return. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
So Much Better reviews
You really can't argue with straight up logic, Homestar. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
What a Disaster It Would Be
It's best not to overthink things, you might realize you have feelings you didn't know you had. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
He Feels Like a Boy Should Feel reviews
sequel to Prototype Firsts are always awkward. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Wish You Would
Some things are best left unsaid. Probably. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
A Little Slow
He didn't think he was this stupid. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010
Pieces reviews
Implied BrOTP. Barney and Lily discuss his non-existent, supposedly feelings.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
Fences reviews
Homestar Runner, everyone's favorite terrific athlete, gets dumped in favor of a guy with a goatee. He might just get through it with a little help from his friends ... and Strong Bad. -betas wanted, reviews loved!-
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
50 Sentences reviews
50 prompts, 50 sentences. SB/HR, slash, mild sexual content.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Vindicated reviews
(Megas XLR - based on RVMMpts12) Every sinner has the chance to repent.
Megas XLR - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2005