Lozzarah
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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818343, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey!

My name's Lauren, I'm twenty-one, and I'm Aussie.

Uh...Let's see...How about I tell you a bit about me?

I have amazing friends whom I love.

I love to read.

I love listening to music.

I tend to go through fads/obsessions with things.
It happens in all facets of my life.

Pick up lines amuse me.

Words interest me, though I have no desire to be a writer (at least outside of the small FF things I've done).
I actually have a list of words that I like. I may post it here for others to peruse.

I really have nothing else to say. If you want to know something about me, simply ask!

Much love-age,
Lauren.


My List of Fantastic Words That I Enjoy (lol)

Akimbo
Alacrity
Altruistic
Annihilate

Bravura

Confabulate
Conniption
Crepescular

Elucidate

Fraxinella (It's actually a plant but when I heard the name...lol)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Ironically, this is the name given to the fear of long words. No joke. You can Google that!)

Inauspicious
Incorrigible

Lackadaisical
Logorrhea

Nostalgia

Obloquy
Obstreperous
Onomatepia
Osculation

Platitude
Plebian
Posterity
Preponderance
Prolix
Propensity
Purported

Sesquipedalian
Spasmodic
Specious (All I think of when I hear/read this word is that episode of The Simpsons when the bear wanders into town. Then they have the whole 'Bear Tax' thing and Homer claims that it's all keeping away the bears. When he says it to Lisa she claims it as 'specious reasoning' and eventually makes 5 by giving Homer a rock that supposedly keeps tigers away. lol.)
Sporadic
Solipsism

Usurp

Vagabond
Verbatim
Verbose
Vicissitudes


Grammar & Spelling!

Ok, firstly, I would like to say that I realise my own grammar and/or spelling isn't perfect. But seriously, is it that hard to get the small things right?

There =/= Their =/= They're

Know =/= No =/= Now

Waste =/= Waist

To =/= Too =/= Two

There are others but I can't think of them at the present time.

When writing, it should also be noted that have and of are not interchangeable.

E.g. "Should of done my homework" is incorrect. "Should have done my homework" is correct. Notice the difference?

Also, it should be known that irregardless is not a word.

The use of apostrophe's should also be watched.

It's is different to its. If it's too hard to know the difference, expand the contraction. It's = it is.

Alright, so I'll probably add to this at some stage. I tend to be picky when it comes to grammar and spelling. I would say 'sorry if this offended anyone' but frankly, if you took offense then it's obviously something that you needed to be told.


Contacting Me (Just in case...?)

E-mail: Not gonna make it that easy. You can PM me through here.

MySpace: myspace.com/i_know_you_heart_me but I don't go on there very often.

Twitter: I know, I sold out. lol. twitter.com/Lozzarah

Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Jasper
2. Carlisle
3. Bella
4. Emmett
5. Demitri
6. Edward
7. Rosalie
8. Jacob
9. Angela
10. Felix

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
Bella/Jacob. Only one or two.

2. Do you think four is hot?
Emmett. The person who plays him is. lol.

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Jacob/Jasper. Uhm...That's male AND vampire pregnancy. I wouldn't even read that so I have no idea.

4. Do you recall any fics about two?
Carlisle. Yup. There are heaps.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Emmett/Demitri. Hells no.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Rosalie/Bella or Rosalie/Angela. Uhm...Idk. Rose and Angela? 'Cause Rose and Bella would be super weird.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
Jasper walks in on Carlisle and Jacob? Wow. Uhm...Day-um. I think he'd be really confused and shocked.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Bella/Felix. Bella was changed by the Volturi after leaving Edward when his controlling ways became too much. Will she find a new love?

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
Jasper/Jacob. God, I hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
Edward/Carlisle. Dr. Dreamy and the Mind-Reader.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Emmett/Jasper. Uh...Damn. I have no idea. Uhhh...Nothing.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Felix. Something in Italian.

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Angela. I Love College/Asher Roth. The quiet girl from high school changes entirely in college.

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Jasper/Demitri/Angela.OOC. Love triangle. Non-canon.

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
Emmett/Jacob. God...No idea. Who let the dogs out?

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Oregon Trail by happyghost reviews
A western pioneer adventure! A family of determined Texans struggle along the Oregon Trail. Their destination? The wild, uncharted Oregon Territory—that holds the promise of free land and a better life. In the midst of their arduous journey, they happen upon a head-strong girl just as determined to set the course of her own life's journey. Historical AH Cowboy Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,598 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Charlotte, Peter
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,424 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 Days by Gelix reviews
30 days for him to make her prom queen. 30 days for her to see life in a new prespective. 30 days for him to fall harder than ever before. AU/AH. Rated M. Will be posted once a day for 31 days.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,118 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duck, Duck, GooseSwan? by pencilitout reviews
She smelled the same as every other human and Edward could read her mind. But Bella Swan was definitely NOT like every other human. All she wanted to be was weird. And all he knew was that she was anything but normal.Crackfic/Parody
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,251 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Devoted by AlyssaLutz reviews
Isabella Swan moved to Chicago to start a new life with her soon-to-be-born child. A car accident lands her in a coma and Dr. Edward Masen the doctor of her child. If she only knew how much her life would change when she woke up... R&R ! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rattling Silence by Anna.The.Kitty.Cat reviews
Edward has been Deaf since birth. His parents and twin- Alice -have just moved to Forks, where they meet Bella, a girl with an increasingly mysterious past who knows ASL. But life is not as easy and simple as it seems, starting with Bella's family life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,593 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,894 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Break Me Out, Take Me In by neveragain4evernow reviews
Being alone in her family of two, Isabella Swan wanted a life beyond superficiality. What she didn't expect was to get kidnapped AND fall in love. ExB All Human now re-written!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Full Chroma by SuddenlySandi reviews
Bella meets the big man on campus, Emmett Cullen. He is smitten with her, but she is drawn to his disturbed brother. She can have the golden boy, or try to make a relationship work with someone incapable of giving her what she needs. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,025 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
All human. Bella and Edward are friends and they go to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks and Bella is sharing a hotel room with Edward, Mike and Tyler. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealously, and Bella and Edward get closer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Bum by SuddenlySandi reviews
Edward lives life on his own terms and meets a woman who needs to learn what life is really all about. They make a deal to spend a day in each other's world. Someone will have to change if they want a relationship, but which? AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,991 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taking Chances by edwardsothalova reviews
Bella moved to Phoenix with husband right after college. Everything was going well with her new baby until tragedy once again struck Bella. Her best friend offered her a place to stay in Seattle. Bella decides to take a chance and moves. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008
Little Miss Sunshine by snshyne reviews
Written for TwiFic Pics Pick A Pic Contest. "He wasn't sure if it was the slowly setting sun in the background or if she was actually glowing, but there was a bright quality about her." Edward has spent over a year in the dark and Bella is his sunshine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Savage Claus & The Shy Rebel by IAmAutumnDawn reviews
Bella is working as a mall Elf when she becomes attracting to the most infuriating Santa ever. What will she do when a quiet biker also catches her interest? Who will she choose or, more importantly, who will choose her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,666 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Undoing by OperaGurl04 reviews
Twilight revisited. In my universe, Bella falls for Emmett instead of Edward. Couples are J/A, C/E, Ed/R & Em/B. This story will be more fun, smut & humor than angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Nothing but Trouble: The Volturi Twins by crzzytn reviews
Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,359 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delivered by firstsong1 reviews
On Hold Due to Injuries/RL Issues. Will be finished ASAP. Bella finds a new path to the Cullens, and to Jasper. Will their involvement lead to tragedy or will they end up saving each other? Bella/Jasper with the rest of the Cullens joining later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 257,745 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
La Bullied Bella No More by julietsparks reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward when they were younger and she flees to Phoenix & eventually moves to Italy. 4 years later, she returns to Forks, better than anyone has ever expected and she plans to make Edward regret everything he's done to her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Do I Dare? by BurntOrange reviews
During her senior year at Dartmouth, Bella realizes that her undeniable chemistry with her professor, Dr. Cullen, cannot be controlled. BxE AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
I See Her by sisterhoodfan reviews
GOOGLEWARD CHALLENGE ENTRY: "I love her Jasper, and she loves me. Though shes not real." -Full Summary Inside. AH/OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Like the Bed by Justine Lark reviews
Bella escaped Alice's guard and ran to La Push while Edward was hunting. Now he's back and the two of them have a lot to discuss. But first, they're in bed in a dark room... the end of Eclipse's Temper chapter from Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of A Certain Age by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward has been watching Bella since she was a small child and finally she has come to that certain age where she becomes a woman. Is he the adventure she's always wanted? OOC, AU, and different Mythology than Twilight, but still vampires.Not Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,367 - Reviews: 4420 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing My Mind by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella lives in Long Beach.Her life is good,simple and uncomplicated.she has the world's perfect big brother Emmett,but what happens when she spends a week up at USC with Emmett - and his roommate Carlisle - and her life isn't so simple anymore? AU AH CxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,570 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Amazing Catch by keep austin wierd reviews
Edward is a rookie QB for the Seahawks and Bella is working at the team for a journalism job in Seattle. Billy, the head coach, soon promotes her to assistant head coach. Edward is immediately attracted to Bella. Is Bella his 'amazing catch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking the Rules by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella Swan finds herself at Meyer Preparatory school, and with new friends. What happens when she meets Jasper Hale, who has a set of rules that all girls need to fall under for him to be interested? Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,536 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love of A Lonely Heart by Nataloo18 reviews
And that was when, I walked into something. “Ooof!” it gasped as I hurtled toward the earth for… Jesus, I don’t even know what number I’m on. I closed my eyes to avoid seeing the sky above me. But the ground never came.--AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Commuters by AutumnDreamer reviews
After a long, tiresome day Bella meets Edward on the commute home from NYC and spends sixty-two minutes with the handsome stranger. Written for the Support Stacie Author Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dude Has Issues by demented bunny reviews
“Bella?”, he asked peering up at me with innocent eyes.“Yes Edward?”, I asked.“Can I go home with you?”. Funny and different give it a try. Pretty original and definately unique.Blurring the lines between Twilight and the realms of crazy. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surrealism by DeceptionConsidered reviews
Tattoo artist Bella Swan meets her cousin's best man when a bet is lost. Can she maintain her calm facade? and how will he handle the only woman he can't charm, when she's the only woman he wants to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Purity Schmurity by loca37 reviews
I heard about them before I actually saw them. This is a small town and news of a hot new senior, and her much older; tatted up, and pierced, live-in boyfriend caused quite the stir. Submission for the Tattward and Inkbella Contest. APOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Dancing Queen by casey-jade21 reviews
Bella is a 17 year old who has started at a new school. She dances. Its her passion. what happens when she meets the Cullens and the hales? and why does she hate Daniel? ALL HUMAN On Hiatus! sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,631 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
Life as a Jelly Donut by Twilight Mischief reviews
I reached forward to take the jelly donut, only to meet another hand. My eyes met Edward's "Let go of the donut, Bella, and no one gets hurt." I glared, "Back off Cullen! It's mine." Who knew the fight for a donut could lead to so much more? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
We Met In Preschool by sisterhoodfan reviews
Bella has a flashback when she sees an old friend. AH/One-Shot Written for dolphinherovamp5's challenge...Nominated on the Sparkle Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A Moment Too Late by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward was too late, and now they both have to deal with what happened. What will come of that night and is Bella as okay as she say she is? EPOV, slight OOC, AU. Reedit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,627 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Before He Cheats by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frantic by Justine Lark reviews
“Do you have any idea how close I came to crossing the line today?” How close? What went through Edward's mind when Bella went to La Push and how does he come to terms with her visits? An emotional Eclipse missing moment from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Understanding by Emma-Lynn reviews
Bella is left home alone, bored out of her mind, and her best friend Edward is out with another girl. But what happens when he surprises her? BPOV, all human, wayy better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
72 Valentines by Justine Lark reviews
It's a quiet evening at home with the Cullens for Renesmee's first Valentine's Day. Edward listens to the thoughts of his family, and everyone's mind is full of love. Extremely sweet and fluffy! For My Valentine Contest entry. Sparkle Award Best Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Race to the Top by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella's rich, preppy and the Queen Bee of her school. Her father is senator and ignores her and his wife; she feels alone. Can Edward help her move on? Can they overcome the obstacles to be together or will the social classes get in the way? OOC AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Compromise, Alice's POV by nicoleeeee reviews
This is the chapter "Compromise" from Eclipse in Alice's point of view. See what the family was doing during the hunt while Bella and Edward were still at the house. First fan-fic :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Be Mine, Miss Valentine? by Raptured Ignorance reviews
Valentines Day at Forks High School isn't usually this fun. Roses mean everything, and a note leaves Miss Bella Swan breathless. AH/One-Shot. For Isabel0329's "For My Valentine" contest!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Christmas Wish by Prime102805 reviews
For the past 13 years, Bella's been best friends with Alice - and in love with Alice's brother Edward. And this year he's playing the role of Santa at the mall. Will Bella finally confess her biggest wish to him? Oneshot. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reading You by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
A missing scene from Twilight: Edward and Bella discuss books. Very minor spoilers for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, but nothing crucial. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
A Key For Edward by twilight071594 reviews
Bella is a new student at Fork's High. They have a special way of asking someone to prom. Will Bella have enough confidence to ask mysterious Edward Cullen to the prom? ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Your Mood Ring by drama88queen95 reviews
This is just a random one-shot. It concerns a quote that I thought was hilarious! Bella tells a girl off. All of the Cullens are laughing. Read and Review! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halloween Costume Couplings by SavageWoman reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose enter a Halloween Mystery Costume Couple Contest at their favorite nightclub. The only catch is, they don’t know who their partners are until they get to the club the night of the party. All Human, BxE, AxJ, RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by BellazB reviews
What happens when a certain someone has been watching a certain girl, falls in love with her and wants to make her his. Forever. Almost all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
All Human. Edward is a father to two month old baby Lizzy. What happens when the mother walks out? When he meets Bella and all other girls think he's scum? Will sparks fly? Or will Edward look out for his daughter a little too much? Please give it a chanc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
A Close Shave by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Barbie Spice by BloodyMarry reviews
Emmett and Jasper have to watch Bella. Remotes explode. Pipes are thrown. Hoods are jumped on. And laughter and ridiculous amounts of random hilarity ensue. Beware.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Happy Father's Day Carlisle by Nollie Marie reviews
The Cullens and Bella celebrate Father's day for Carlisle. This is a one shot, Cullens are vamps! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Running, As Fast As I Can by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is being hunted by James, so she runs away to Forks. Then she meets the Cullen's. How will this change things? And will James finally get ahold of Bella? Or will she escape? What about Edward? How will these facts change our favorite love story? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/20/2008
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Don't Kill The Human by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Obsession by Dormant Blue reviews
So what does Jasper do in his spare time? Read and find out. Unedited
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Niamh929 reviews
Bella meets a new friend whom she feels like she's known forever. [My first fanfic]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2006
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Rough Diamonds reviews
Bella is an orphan living in a group home. FULL SUMMARY IN CH1. Warning: Abuse no rape and other things. Not a major part of the whole story. Full warning at top of first chapter. The story will essentially be a humour. STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED. SEE AN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Not That Good reviews
Bella tells Carlisle about the morphine during her transformation. All vampires. Post Breaking Dawn. One-shot. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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