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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818425, Profile Updated: 12-01-10

Hello.

My name is Ida and I'm from Norway. I come from a small town, but live alone with my cat in the city while I study. I love to write fanfiction in my spare time. Mostly because if I dont write down the ideas in my head I'd never get rid of them. ;)

If you have any questions or want to contact me you can send me an e-mail.

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The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,181 - Follows: 10,632 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Director's Daughter by TheWritingPA reviews
Amy Anderson is a normal student until the day when a stalker makes himself known and turns her life upside down. But what makes this a BAU case? And why does Dr. Reid care so much? M for future lemons. Reidcentric Reid/Amy
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,281 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Say that you love me by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward Cullen is known for his hard partying and many sexual encounters. However, one night he meets a girl named Bella at a party, and she wants something he's never known, a relationship. Lemons. A different take on "player Edward"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete