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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818651, Profile Updated: 07-30-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi there! If you're reading this, that means that you either got lost browsing through FanFiction authors or you like my stories and want to know more about me. Either way, you must be procrastinating or have nothing better to do, more than likely you're procrastinating. Well, have I got good news for you! This profile page has approximately five to ten minutes of guaranteed time-wasting material if you're bored.

Otherwise, all I have to say about myself is that I am female despite being Macho "Man". Long story short, Macho Man is something of a super hero created by my friends and I. I use fanfiction as a fun thing to do and write stories about books I happen to like.

Discovering the Profile Page

Macho Man in...Super Sam!

SS: Ham! Get your ham right here! Sam's brand ham! 'Cause I can do whatever the heck I want!

MM: Excuse me? Are you a super hero?

SS: Why yes. Yes I am. Want some ham? I am Sam, Sam I am! And I sell ham! CAUSE I CAN!

MM: Err...that's very nice...err...Super Sam.

SS: Would you like to join the ham enthusiast club? With a membership, you get 50 percent off all Sam's Ham products not including meat, booble heads, and other reletive merchandise.

MM: Hmm...sounds like a pretty sweet deal Super Sam! I'm in!

SS: Thank you for your patronage. HAM! GET SAM'S HAM RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTS! LIMITED TIME OFFER!

MM: So, Sam is it? What is it you do?

SS: Whatever the heck I want, Macho. Whatever the heck I want.

MM: Hey! I think that's the first thing you haven't screamed at me!

SS: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!

MM: Hey Sam, while you're here, could you maybe try selling some of my products? I make Macho's Nachos and...

SS: ...You...are...the...producer...of...MACHO'S NACHOS!? I think I love you! Gimme nachos! Gimme! Gimme!! RAWR!!

MM: WOW! Chill there Stanley! You can have some as long as you sell some.

SS: I can have some?! I knew there was a reason I liked you! Come 'ere and give me a hug!

MM: Err...I'd rather no...AH!

SS: hug hug hug!

MM: I have a feeling this isn't the last I'll be seeing of Super Sam...


Gregory the imaginary tortoise

He's not a turtle, he's not a porpoise...he's a frikin' tortoise people! You can't help but love him. Submitt a question to Gregory through Macho Man. You can ask Gregory anything and be sure to have an answer. The question he is currently working on is up on the poll. You can vote and see how close you come to the REAL answer. Gregory will announce the answer on one of my stories. Usually the one that was last updated.

So submitt some questions everyone! Gregory is bored and has no life!!


The Daily Potato! ~you know you want one...

40) My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

41) "Away" Messages: Sorry. I'm not here right now. Please feel free to talk to the computer while I'm gone.

42) Hunger has driven man to insanity; today, it has driven me from the computer.

43) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

44) Never forget your friends, especially the ones that owe you.

45) The 50-50-90 rule: if you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90 chance that you'll get it wrong.

46) Strangers have the best candy.

47) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

48) Dear IRS, please cancle my subscription.

49) Without mucus, your stomach will digest itself! Such a happy thought...--Lightkit

50) As I said before, I never repeat myself.

51) As long as I can remember, I had amnesia.

52) If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else.

53) Constant change is here to stay.

54) Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein

55) Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid!

56) All you non conformists are all the same.

57) I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

58) Don't use a big word when a diminuative one would suffice.

59) You're unique; just like everyone else!

60) I know people who don't love their fellow man; I hate people like that!

61) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

62) Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

63) First rule of acting: no matter what happens, it was intended.

64) Nobody notices what I do; until I don't do it.

65) After all is said and done more is said than done.

66) I don't mind if you sleep in class. Just don't snore. You'll disturb others who are trying to sleep.

67) To steal ideas from one is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!

68) Two kinds of people: those who finish what they start...

69) As far as we know, the computer has never had an undetected error.

70) My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

71) Hospitality is making your guests feel at home...even when you wish they were.

72) There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

73) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

74) Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

75) When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

76) There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

77) Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

78) Always borrow money from a pessemist; they never expect it back.

79) Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

80) Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,225 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,435 - Follows: 12,173 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
She Died of a Broken Heart by BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella Swan was forced to leave her true love, Edward Cullen, behind when she moved to Phoenix with her mom when she was 16 years old. Now, returning 3 years later, she finds out something tragic has happened. Very heart-breaking. Tears may occur. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,252 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14086 - Favs: 14,616 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6405 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apples For My Teacher by VampireWizard93 reviews
Bella gives birth to Reneesme after the cullens leave, then is turned by Laurent. 30 years later she comes back to Forks as an English teacher only to find out she has some familiar students
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mine Alone by WinndSinger reviews
A vampire's love is forever. But what if Bella chose to be with Jacob instead of Edward after Eclipse? Edward slowly loses his mind after losing Bella and will do anything to keep her. This has some Darkward in it and the story will get dark at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,031 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9352 - Favs: 7,272 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 233 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Mine by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Aro wants Bella but she's engaged and the daughter of an old friend. He takes her and keeps her locked up, promising that one way or another she'll warm up to him. He isn't the only one interested in her. summary inside. eventual ExB darkish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Remember This by OhThatGirl reviews
Dog tags," he chuckled darkly, his finger tracing the bright orange band I sported on my wrist. It made me sick to think about it; without that bracelet, I could be lost forever. AH - Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,074 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fighting Fate by Stephaniiie reviews
AH Bella is about to enter a marriage she had no say in, though her heart belongs to the homeless stranger she has never spoken to. Edward has nothing and wants nothing except for the smile he receives from that brown-eyed girl that walks by everyday..ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Crazy Changing Life by Beanie-Loser reviews
What would have happened if Edward & Bella slept together before her 18th birthday. Edward still leaves not knowing Bella is pregnant. Seventeen years later Renesmee and Ej go to collge but what happens when Renesmee roommates are two of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8480 - Favs: 13,176 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Change of Heart by BookWormTickledPink reviews
This is my 1st story. Bella has just moved to forks. only to be at the attention of the player Edward. Bella knows she can never love someone like him or can she. AH,AU maybe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alternate New Moon Ending by Emmett'sxGirl reviews
What would have happened if Jacob wouldn't have gotten to Bella as fast as he did? In this story, Victoria gets to her first. What's going to happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fate by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Esme gets pregnant she has Baby Bella who is full vampire who will turn immortal at eighteen no one knows why or how and Edward is feeling a pull towards her Its fate plane and simple
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
If You Only Knew by Amazing-Abbie reviews
Why did Bella really leave Pheonix? Was it because she wanted her parents to be happy? Or was it because she herself was unhappy? Is Bella really as selfless as everyone thinks? ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19325 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To love and Protect by Jayeliwood reviews
A Princess falls in love with her personal guard, and he feels the same way. Will they do everything they can to stay together? Set in a time of Kings, queens and knights in shining armor. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,443 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Welcome to the Asylum for the Criminally Insane reviews
Insanity. They say it's an impared contact with reality. What they fail to realize is that it's the only sane reaction to actuality once you've seen the truth behind their reality. The world is messed up. I've seen it. "M" for blood, gore, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angels and Demons reviews
There are worlds beyond this one, boundaries that can't be crossed, a delicate balance that depends on the cooperation of unkowing souls. But rules were made to be broken. Right? Come fly with us, and you will see.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Misdemeanors reviews
The love triangles, squares, and nonagons of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Class-Clownery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.