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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818697, Profile Updated: 09-10-12
Author has written 20 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Ghost Whisperer, Twilight, Addams Family, and Avengers.

Hiya people of earth! I'm Ami, from Ohio and I'm 18! Born in March and loves being a Pisces. I'm African American and a girl! Wooooo girls!!! Anywho, welcome to my profile! As you can tell I'm rather random! XD I'm pretty awesome *random dancing* I like to eat, like a lot, I also like to read anything that deals with vampires, angels and werewolves, you know that good stuff XD. Hmmm what else...I adore musicals and horror movies and I like to sing, even though I can't XDDDD

I love the color blue, summer thunderstorms, hanging out with my friends and RP'ing!! I love this site because it introduced me to a lot of cool people around the world. And I would do a really nice shout out to all of them but I don't really feel like typing all those names...Yeah I'm lazy as well XD. So uhm enjoy the randomness of my profile.


MY FAV SHOWS
Beyond Scared Straight
Bones
Bun Heads
Charmed
House
Glee
Ghost Whisperer
Gossip Girl
In Plain Sight
Kyle XY
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
My Strange Addiction
NCIS
New Girl
Once Upon A Time
Pretty Little Liars
Raising Hope
Rizzoli & Isles
Secret Circle
Supernatural
The Closer
The Vampire Diaries
True Blood
X-Files
(I have a few more I just can't remember lol)

MY FAV MEN!!(SUPER HOTTIES)
Jackson Rathbone
Johnny Depp
Chris Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth
Jensen Ackles
Alexander Scarsgard
Joe Magnello (idk if I spelled that right)
Agent Fox Moulder
House
Carlisle Cullen
Sam Evans (Glee)
Noah Puckerman (Glee)
Darren Criss
Mike Chang
Marshall Mann
Jim Clancy
Peeta
(hmmmm I have a lot more that I just go crazy over when I see them)

MY FAV BOOKS
Hmmm now this is harder cause I read like a lot...
Harry Potter (all of them)
Twilight (because of Alice and Jasper)
Drake Chronicles
Shadow Falls Series
Maximum Ride
House Of Night
Vampire Princess series
Hex Hall series
Gallagher Girls series
Hunger Games triology
Divergent
Fallen (and all the books after that)
Witch & Wizard
Soul Screamers
(and A LOT MORE lol I just can't remember them all...shameful)


If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Jasper got out of control in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that Jasper exists, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is such a sad poem!! (SOB!!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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If you think Jasper is better then Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this to your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i might be but just to fictionl characters)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (nearly scraped my knee)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (bad time to do it is during a test)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.


Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile! (haha my mother)

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (m&m's are better)

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile (LONG LIVE POTTER!!!)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (that hurts)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile (yep *nods*)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (grrrr so many people)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (haha just did)

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. (haha did this in D.C)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile (totally true)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. (booo weed is not a need!)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (do this all the time XD. hehe Jasper is sexy)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.


AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile


FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Your Real Name: Amanie

2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name ‘izzle’): Amaizzle

3. Your Detective Name (favorite color favorite color animal): Blue Cheetah

4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name current street name): Symone Woodview

5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Mcgamcer

6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color favorite drink): Purple Dr. Pepper

7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mgopale

8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): Selene

9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Serenity

10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food): Brown Liver

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder


Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Bring it...fool!

Sometimes, when I hear a song on the radio, I'm like red, green, red, blue, yellow.

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

In case of emergency, break dance.

For sale! My parents: buy one, get one free.

If love is stupid, then I stupid you.

School starts September 9. Resistance is futile.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

I hope you know that often times, we're the only ones who think each other's funny.

Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.

Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

I shower naked.

Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the truth"

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

Music is my crack.

We are so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

"I'm a dinosaur, so, like, 'rawr,' and stuffs"

Let’s go shenaniganizing!

People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…

I find ‘good morning’ a contradiction of terms.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men.

Did you know that if you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “green beans?”

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa--NO!

I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?

Bad things happen when my friends think…

Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

Friends are the ones who ask what happened. Best friends are the ones who shout, “SHE’S PISSED! MOVE!

I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!


MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: My First Kiss-30H!3 ft. Ke$ha (good so far...)

Birth: New Divide- Linkin Park (born like a boss)

First Day Of School: Freakum Dress- Beyonce (what kind of school is this...)

Falling In Love: Back To December- Taylor Swift

Fight Song: Bulletproof- La Roux (lol okay)

Breaking Up: Too Close- Alex Clare (okay this can work)

Prom: Rolling In The Toxic Depp- Mashup of Rolling in the Deep and Toxic, Bumpers Mashup (freaking awesome! Wish they did play this at prom)

Life: You Don't Own Me- uhmm not sure I heard it on First Wives Club (Sweet)

Mental Breakdown: Cryin= Aerosmith

Driving: The High Road- Jojo (lol it has road in it)

Flashback:Night Time Is The Right Time- Ray Charles (what kind of flashback is this)

Wedding: Shake- Jesse McCartney (hehehehe...after the wedding song)

Birth Of Child: We Are Young- Glee version (hmm okay)

INTERMISSION: Tonight Tonight- Hot Chelle Rae (lol awesome)

Final Battle: Skyscarper- Demi Lovato (hmmm okay)

Death Scene: I Say A Little Prayer For You- Glee version (-_-)

Funeral: Bottoms Up- Trey Songz (really...I'm dead and everyone is drinking and partying.)

End Credits: I Know What I am- Band Of Skulls (seems legit)


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterward, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."



I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

GLEE QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Character everyone else loves that I don’t: Rachel

The character that I love that everyone else hates: Santana

The character I use to love but not anymore: Emma...I still adore her but not that much anymore

The characters I would shag anytime: Puck, Mike, Sam and Mr. Shue

The character I want to be like: hmmm that's a hard one it would have to be a cross between Brittany, Santana and Mercedes with a little bit of Artie thrown in.

The characters I’d slap: Rachel and Finn!!!!

A pairings that I love: Klaine, Brittana, Quick

A pairing that I hate: Finn and Quinn, Sam and Santana,

Favorite characters: Santana, Brittany and Quinn

My three least favorite characters: Finn, Rachel and Mr. Shue

Character I am most like: Brittany with a dash of Santana and Tina and a sprinkle of Emma

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Knock Knock! Who's there? You know! You-know-who? EXACTLY AVADA KEDVARA!!!!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Always remember that you are absolutely positively unique. Just like everyone else.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Life is like a haircut. Some are long, some are short. Some are good, some are bad... and some people really need to get one.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

How is it possible to have a civil war?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used(I still am!!) to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV-
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colours
You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $235

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $335

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $655

Drink?
[x ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
] No - $600

Total so far: $1,055

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
] No correction - $100
[x ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,105

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,155

Favorite Colors (multiple):
] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
] Other - $500

Total: $3,535

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
] Nope - add $1000
[ x] some - $750

Final Total: $4,285

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I stabbed the trojan man because my gummy bears made me

About Myself...THE TRUTH (PARTLY)

1. Name: Amanie

2. Nickname: Ami or Manie (and a lot more)

4. Male or Female : Female all the way baby

5. Primary school: wth is that?

6. Elementary school: Too many to mention.

7. High school : C.H.U.H

8. Hair color: brown

9. Tall or short: uhm 5'5 is short right?

12.Phone or Camera: phone

13. Health Freak: HELL NO.

14. Orange or apple: Apples! cause they are beautiful

15. Do you have a crush on someone: nope

16. Eat or Drink: Eat XD

17. Piercings: Ears

18. Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke XD or that Wild Cherry Pepsi..hmmm

HAVE YOU EVER?

19.Been in an airplane: Yep.

20.Been in a relationship: of course

21.Been in a car accident: nope

22.Been in a fist fight: no I don't fight fair...I'm pretty sure I would use a chair or whatever was next to me to hit someone with.

23.First Piercing: Ears.

24.First Best Friend: Erina (1st grade)

25.First Award: In kindergarten i did something and got some kind of award

26.First Crush: Allen from Jurassic Park!

27.First word: Uh oh lol and Eat

29.Last friend you talked to in person: Divyne

30.Last friend you texted: Shalice

31.Last friend you watched a movie with: Divyne

32.Last food I ate: Eating a polish boy..well really eating the fries off of the polish boy

33. Last movie you watched: Vampires Suck

34. Last song you listened to:Dance For You- Beyonce

35. Last thing you bought: Chili Fries from Wendys

36. Last person(thing) you hugged: Divyne

FAVE:

37. Food: hmmm I love to eat so I can't chose...but I love spicy/hot food

38. Drinks: Dr. Pepper

39. Bottoms: skirts

40. Flower: Lilies

41. Animal: Cheetah

42. Colors: Blue and Purple

43. Movie: Avengers!

44. Subjects: English and Ceramics

HAVE YOU EVER...

45. Fallen in love with someone: Unfortunately.

46. Celebrated Halloween: YES.

47. Had your heart broken: Yeah.

48. Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone: Nope.

49. Wanted to smack someone upside the head: Hell yes

51. Eaten a whole standard sized pizza: Dude, yes!

52. Tried to do something, but couldn't succeed: Yep

53. Did something I regret: so many things

54. Broke a promise: yep one of the things I regret

55. Hid a secret: Yep and I still am

56. Pretended to be happy: oh yeah doing that right now

57. Met someone who changed your life: Yes I actually have

58. Pretended to be sick: Yep XD

59. Left the country: No >.>

60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yeah, I do it all the time

61. Cried over the silliest thing: Lilo & Stitch

62. Ran 5 miles: hahahhahahahhahahaha NOOOOOO

63. Went to the beach with your best friends: Yep

64. Got into an argument with your friends: Yeppers

65. Hated someone: Oh yeah

66. Stayed single for a whole year: Oh yeah.

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: polish boy

68. Drinking: Mucho Mango Arizona

69. Listening to: Beyonce

70. Thinking about: college classes, writing, sleeping and why my internet is being so slow

71. Plans for today: hmm getting to bed a decent hour

72. Waiting for: the weekend

YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids: Yeah but I'm debating that after I took Health class

74. Want to get married: Yes

75. Careers in mind: Forensic Anthropologist

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:

76. Lips or eyes: Eyes, always.

77. Shorter or taller: Taller. I feel protected around taller guys, so yeah

78. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous.

79. Nice stomach or nice arms?: Stomach, lol.

81. Hook-up or relationship?: Relationship.

82. Looks or personality?: Both.

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope but I broke them before XD

84. Snuck out of a house: Yep.

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: I like knifes *shrugs* Of course I used it in self defense

86. Kissed someone before: Of course!

87. Broken someone's heart: Yes

88. Been in love: Yes

89. Cried when someone died: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: Hell yes

91. Miracles: yep

92. Love at first sight: hmm depends

93. Heaven: maybe

94. Santa Clause: No.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: no

98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Yes have for the last 5 years now

99. Do you believe in God?: hmm don't think so

100. Would you change something in your life?: Yeah, I would.

Favorite Couples?

(lol I have a lot)

Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale(Twilight)

Piper Halliwell and Leo Wyatt (Charmed)

Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)

Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David (NCIS)

Abby and McGee (NCIS)

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Melinda Gordan and Jim Clancy (Ghost Whisper)

Zoey Redbird and Stark (House Of Night)

Luce and Daniel (Fallen)

Tris and Tobias (Divergent)

Elena and Damon (The Vampire Diaries)

Booth and Bones (Bones)

Quinn and Sam(Glee)

Santana and Brittany (Glee)

Mike and Tina (Glee)

Emma and Will (Glee)

Blaine and Kurt (Glee)

Quinn and Puck (Glee)

Katniss and Peeta (The Hunger Games)

(lol, that's all for now!!! XD)

Okay these are the costumes for "Love Like This."

Alice and Jasper-http://www.partycity.com/product/darkaliceanddarkmadhatteraliceinwonderlandcouplescostumes.do

Emmett and Rosalie- http://partycity3.scene7.com/is/image/PartyCity/_ml_p2p_pc_badge_taller1?$_ml_p2p_pc_thumb_taller1$&$product=PartyCity/G400445_full (But Rosalie's dress is Red not black)

Edward and Bella-http://top411.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/costume-god-and-goddess.jpg

James- http://scaryhalloweencostumeideas.net/wp-content/themes/cupofcoffee/images/Devil_Products/Male/DevilMadeMe/DevilMadeMeFULL.jpg

Jessica-http://www.ordercostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/FW5143F-Angel-Costume.jpg

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Pretty Poison by Detective Olivia Stabler reviews
When an undercover assignment gets out of hand Elliot & Olivia find themselves in a sticky situation. Can they figure out this mess they are not even sure how they got into?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,887 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
Feeling Devious by Wannabe Darklord reviews
Tony exploits one of Loki's quirks and they (mostly Pepper) reap the benefits. Tony/Loki/Pepper
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
Mirror (rewritten, see chapter 3) by superficialskull reviews
This is a Thorki story revolving around Thor and Loki's sixteen-year-old misconceived daughter, named Ragn pronounced "RINE" . Raised by Tony Stark, and unknowing of her heritage, Ragn is the child of two fierce opponents - and possibly, the piece missing between their love and rage.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Thor, Loki
The Foster Daughter by FishieGurl reviews
Callie is attacked. Hurt!Callie, Protective!CaringMoms, Protective!GuiltyBrandon. Two shot.
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Stef F., Lena A., Brandon F., Callie - Complete
The Thrill of Watching by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Clara/Eleven/River threesome, shameless smut with a bit of a plot if you squint hard enough. Clara realises that one of her past selves saved River Song, and the Doctor takes his two favourite girls on a special trip to celebrate. And then, you know... smut ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Across the Pond by NinjaNovelist reviews
So much should have been said in that graveyard, but everything came falling apart before they were given a chance. But when River arrives on her parents' doorstep with more unfinished business than just her Melody Malone manuscript, their unorthodox little family is at last given the opportunity to say their goodbyes. Oneshot, spoilers through the Snowmen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Brace Yourself, The Avengers are Coming by Modified-Memories reviews
ONE-SHOT! Tony and Pepper have date night on Fridays. It's their time, their night. The Avengers want to Assemble - for movie night! This couldn't go wrong, could it?
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Out of the Rain by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
Mild s7 spoilers. River is strong, but there are some times when a girl just needs her dad. A father/daughter fic set after tNotD.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Family by cmartlover reviews
A snowy day one winter afternoon and an unexpected visit from her daughter is all it takes to remind Amelia Williams that while she may have a crazy, mixed-up family, it's a family, nonetheless. And she wouldn't have it any other way. *Set during TPOT.* Amy/Rory, 11/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
You Are Here by Ciardha reviews
The 13th Doctor decides he must finally chance the rescue of his wife from CAL, join her in the computer, or die. Way post NOTD. Chap. 2 is mildly suggestive- changed rating to M to be cautious. This resolves the major plot hole Moffat left in NOTD- River was stated several times be the one who sees all the faces of the Doctor. Completed on River's 5th anniversary day.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, CAL/Charlotte L. - Complete
A Series Of Short Stories On Madame Vastra And Jenny Flint by FriendsCallMeTonks reviews
Specifically, a series that amounts to a love story, from the very beginning to as far as we know thus far. Screw chapters and waiting for updates. Mature content in a few places, but most of the stories would be rated Teen. "Vastra turns in her chair, just enough to watch Jenny move about the room, just enough to freeze Jenny in her place because Vastra never ever looks at her."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
For Amy by lonerism reviews
Her daughter had always remembered. It's just that back then, Amy had no idea at all. (Post TATM)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Lost and Found by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Sort of AU in which the Doctor has lost River, and then finds her with no memory of who she is, who he is... oh, and she's working in a strip club. Shameless smut but with an actual plot attached to it and everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Always Seeing You by Jananae reviews
The Doctor revisits his past as he wanders through the TARDIS. Tag to "The Name of the Doctor". Doctor/River. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Rough by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
He's not allowed to let go like this. Not allowed to put himself into another's hands so freely, willingly. He's in complete darkness, a slave to his nerve endings and surrendering has never felt so unbelievably good.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Terra Virgo by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
MAJOR FLUFF! Rick and Evy deal with an issue before their wedding. Rick/Evy. Pure smut really. Takes place a few weeks after the first Mummy film. First Mummy fic in almost 7 years! 3shot!
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Quite The Screamer by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Essentially plotless and difficult to summaries sexy times. River's always been a screamer, but this time she's going to have to be quiet.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
NCIS in the House by The Maudlin Muse reviews
Ziva is shot, with unpresidented results and Gibbs is left to take care of her in her... incompacitated state. It is up to a certain Doc in NJ to figure out whats wrong with her if there is any hope of things ever getting back to normal! please review!
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009
Don't give in, you may just be OK by savvyliterate reviews
It never felt like Rory Williams had become a father, not after he'd been dropped off after Demon's Run. He only held his daughter for a short time. But why did it hurt so much?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
I'm gonna love you til the stars fall from the sky by savvyliterate reviews
Everyone has their demons. Even River Song. An AU of the events between "The Impossible Astronaut" and "Day of the Moon."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Locked in my heart in a corner apart by savvyliterate reviews
River had always meant to ask the Doctor about Rose Tyler, but somehow she always seemed to forget to ask. Maybe, she realized, she was afraid of what he had to say.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Waiting by tardism reviews
River Song sees whether all her waiting is going to pay off
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Afterthought by Inkfire reviews
"In Rory's dreams, there is a little girl that dances right beyond his reach, lost and found. " Some Rory insight about his relationship with his daughter. Includes references to Amy and Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Desire for More by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
Pepper heads down to the workshop, only to find him not there. Joan Jett starts to play. Tony's wildest fantasies ensue.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Nightmares by BlueSkies23 reviews
The Doctor begins to have nightmares, which only progress from bad to worse. As his nightmares seem to have no cure, the Doctor must discover what the cause of his night terrors are.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Original Sin by chlean reviews
Rebekah promises her brothers Always and Forever. She just doesn't know the true meaning of those words, but Klaus loves to remind her everytime she forgets. Bad Sumary. [Warning: Contains implicit domestic abuse, incest between siblings and half siblings and other dark themes] Rebekah/Originals
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Rebekah, Klaus - Complete
In Waking and Dream by staringatthesky reviews
With you in waking and dream I shall be, In the place of shadow and memory... Because once there was a little girl who saw things; whose dreams became nightmares and turned into reality; whose reality became the shadow world of the vampire and the fey. This is the story of Alice, who left humanity behind to become a vampire and search out her Jasper and her family. Canon compliant
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,905 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Dance in the Tardis by dschram reviews
The Doctor picks up River from Stormcage but her parents are on board this time. Inspired by the following songs: "Bad Case of Loving You", "Love Shack", "This Guys in Love With You", "At Last". After reading lots of fan fiction this stuff kept going through my brain so I finally had to give in and type it out.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A (Not So) Chance Encounter by JaneScarlett reviews
The nice thing about being able to travel in time, River reflected as she set her manipulator for New Years Eve in Leadworth, is that -just occasionally- you're able to go back and fix things you never meant to do wrong.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Regenerations Gone Wrong by kyonkichi's kitten reviews
What would happen if the Doctor regenerated... into a toddler?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Christmas With the Ponds by obsessedsoul reviews
I have gotten SO MANY requests for a timebaby Christmas fic...so here it is! For "FallingStar95," "fandommember," and "willstr1."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
I Like To Watch by I'heart'TonyDiNozzo reviews
"It appears... that we... have a penchant... for voyeurism... yes?"
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I keep myself busy time goes faster that way by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Timebaby fic. Post-TATM. Somewhat angsty, I guess. Title from 'The Time Traveler's Wife' by Audrey Niffenegger. One-shot. River/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Extremely Kinky by liebedero reviews
A 10/River/11 fic. Ten is in for the surprise of Eleven's life; while stuck on a Starliner pleasure cruise, Ten witnesses something he thinks he regrets. It takes him until 11 to understand that he definitely cannot find it in himself to regret the experience. At All. In fact, by that point he knows that he quite enjoyed it actually. 10/River/11
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Family Ties by JillyMcBop reviews
River has a heartbreaking loss, and she has a heart-to-heart with Amy about it. She feels like she's failed the Doctor... until she tells him about it and he reassures her that he'll always love her, no matter what. Angst, hurt/comfort with a bit of fluff. Set during The Power of Three. River, Amy, Eleven. Rated for a semi-dark theme.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Christmas Visit by Ciardha reviews
Set immediately after the 2012 Christmas special. The Doctor decides to visit his wife River with his brand new companion Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Her Melody by QueenoftheRory reviews
River Song shows up on Amy's door one night. Her usual smirking, flirty facade is gone. Instead, she stands there somewhat shyly as Amy opens the door. She asks if she can stay the night, and, of course, Amy ushers her inside. River is her daughter, after all. How could she turn her away? Amy & River, mother/daughter fic. Dedicated to my best friend. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Child's Play by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
River steels a device that ends up shrinking her and the doctor the six year old versions of them selves. How will Amy and Rory cope with the bickering children? read and review please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Rough Storm by RedneckOtaku reviews
"All I wanted to do was protect the one thing I couldn't live without… I guess I overshot…" Pepperony. PostAvengers. Oneshot
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
I would always by filmgurl2008 reviews
SPOILERS FOR BD PART 2! A conversation between Alice and Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
The Talk by hannahncakes reviews
Parenting's a complex issue espacially when your daughter is older than you and dating a Time Lord. So quite often the Doctor and Rory need to have a little talk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To be in bed with a giraffe by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"Sweetie, I adore you, but you have the coordination of a giraffe," she said, shaking her head at him affectionately, kissing the corner of his mouth at his slightly-offended expression. He sighed, bopping her nose gently, pushing his hips forward to hear her moan. River/Eleven, smut. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Married Life by obsessedsoul reviews
The Doctor reflects on his married life with River...and their favorite part is definitely the marital bed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Broken Angels by JillyMcBop reviews
Tears sprang to her eyes and she leaned against the side of a chair for support, gasping from the pain. "At least… he couldn't hear that. He can't know about this. Mustn't let him see the damage." River escapes from the weeping angel, and thinks about the Doctor. Set during the Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Good Man Goes to War Again by obsessedsoul reviews
A pregnant River Song has just had her revenge on several members of the Silence...little does she know that a trap has been laid for her...tick tock goes the clock.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Yowzah! by zephyrchild reviews
The Doctor finds time to convince his wife that she is still absolutely yowzah. Although he is baffled at why she needs reassurance. I wrote this fic for my beta, ArthurianElayne :)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Safe In Her Mother's Arms by angelicdemon666 reviews
She didn't care how young she was, she just wanted to be in her mother's arms one last time. Set between The Doctor's Wife and The Rebel Flesh. Spoilers for The Angels Take Manhattan. One-shot. Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Life and Death by obsessedsoul reviews
The Doctor has to go on a little adventure to the Moon of Poosh, leaving a very uncomfortably pregnant River behind in the TARDIS. Unfortunately for River, things do not go well in his absence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Punishment by Dold Lejon reviews
Thor has come to punish Loki for his mischief.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Will Always Love You The Most by LesbianAtWork reviews
Naya and Heather film the last bit of The Break Up when there characters Break Up. One Shot - HeYa
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Lets Get Physical by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Heya Heather and Naya work out. Inspired by Naya's tweet where she said she was working out with Heather
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Mine by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Takes place right after Mine and their talk. Smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Rendezvous on a Rooftop by They'reGrey reviews
Set during Day of the Moon. Whilst on the run, River Song has an unexpected encounter. From her perspective at least. Spoilers for Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Animal by CrimsonJoy reviews
When a blonde girl is found running with a wolf pack in the forest and is taken in by Santana's father, how will this girl change Santana's life? And will it be for the better, or for the worse? Feral!Brittany. Prologue replacing chapter 1, Corrections in progress.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,752 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
A Note to the Haters by TheYellingPlace reviews
Santana defends Brittany against the kids calling Brittany stupid. AU. Rated T for Santana's mouth. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Detente by rynogeny reviews
Booth and Brennan work through some frustration in a rather ...physical way.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Loki's Revenge by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
Loki takes out his revenge on an unsuspecting - but surprisingly willing - Thor
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Mine by vontramp reviews
Canon Brittana one-shot based loosely around the lyrics to "Mine," by Taylor Swift, thanks to Ryan Murphy's Twitter leaks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Pastries and Provocation by Michelle reviews
Clint Barton knew few things for certain. The most important of these things was that Natasha Romanoff, red head, Russian, and spy, was a tease.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
You're the color and you're the movement by Genkai-chan reviews
Tony is called away to help Fury, leaving his girl alone. Little does he know this is a ruse to lure him away from his greatest weakness: Pepper. She is seriously hurt and now so is Tony. This is his struggle to not let go of her. A Dramatic, Romantic and Deadly one shot story. R and R.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Safe House by fembuck reviews
Tara and Pam finally get the opportunity to spend some time alone together when the gang holes up at a safe house after breaking out of the Authority headquarters.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Pam, Tara T. - Complete
Protecting the Nest by Psi Fi reviews
Clint Barton discovers a family member isn't who he thought. This draws the attention of the US armed forces, who still want a super soldier serum. Loki and the Avengers must try and protect Clint. Bruce/Loki romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,834 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
18 Video Tapes by Penguins.Are.Lovely reviews
"Hey, Bryson. I'm your dad, Jasper." ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Yearning by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
He tells her it's called the Yearning. They both call it love. Th/s. Lem.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Normal Life by cmartlover reviews
"Amy, didn't you see how they were flirting? The Doctor was actually trying to flirt! That was just about the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my life. Is he always like this, I mean, you've traveled with him longer than I have…" Upon his second, rather ridiculous encounter with River Song, Rory is left feeling very confused. Post The Big Bang.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
What You Need by fembuck reviews
Tara has been watching Pam with eyes that are hungry with desire, and Pam has finally gotten tired of sending her to bed without dinner. Tara/Pam, Pam/Tara, femslash
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Pam, Tara T. - Complete
On Being a Williams by Kavi Leighanna reviews
When River drops to talk to him, Rory knows something's wrong. Father/Daughter Moment. Implied Amy/Rory, Eleven/River. SPOILERS for River's storyline.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
A Widow Nesting by nikonic reviews
Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,177 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Just a normal man sometimes by AlannaBenedicta reviews
Sometimes even Lord Voldemort is just a man. Short flic about Bellatrix and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fallible by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE Fallible - adj - Definition: able or prone to err. Synonyms: careless, errant, erring, faulty, frail, heedless, human, ignorant, imperfect, in question, liable, mortal, questionable, uncertain, unreliable, untrustworthy, weak... Emily Young. CANON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Emily, Sam - Complete
All Our Younger Years by monroeslittle reviews
"I remember every first we've ever shared," he tells her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Prince Charming/David N. - Complete
Of All These Yesterdays by hansprinsessa reviews
Knowing danger is coming, Eric releases Pam in the basement of Fangtasia, but immediately realizes he can't live without their bond. One shot, basically one big, glorious lemon.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Princess of the Realm by thanatopis reviews
Loki, for shits and giggles, turns Thor into Lady Thor, which of course, leads to sex. "Milady, you look good enough to eat."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Keeping Quiet by Scarlett Rogue reviews
The many rooms in the TARDIS are up for maintenance, leaving the Ponds and the Doctor in the main room. After Amy and Rory fall asleep, the Doctor gets bored. Apparently, telling River to keep quiet and removing her knickers is the answer! Rated for a reason, people.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Shreds by averyge reviews
Tris and Tobias decide to skip a party in Dauntless, and things start to heat up in the bedroom. Lemons! One shot. Rated M for sexual content.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Perfect by itisimplicit reviews
Quinn and Brittany and Santana are perfect. Except for when they're not. Character Study of the Unholy Trinity TW: Eating Disorders, Rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Being What She Needs by Kavi Leighanna reviews
No matter who she is, where she is, when she is, there is one constant truth: she is utterly, completely and unconditionally loved. MASSIVE SPOILERS A Good Man Goes to War - 607
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
of terrible jumpers and banana icecream by Ash Light reviews
"River's never actually seen a broadsword being wielded by a man with a poorly knitted maroon sweater before, but there's a first time for everything." Rory and River share a bonding, father-daughter moment. Set sometime after season six.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
A Father's Strength by liebedero reviews
Set after the end of A Good Man Goes To War:Rory was going to be cool, and now, with his grown daughter in their family room, he has no idea what to do or to say, spoilers or no. All he knows is that he can't take his eyes off his little girl. Pseudo companion piece to 'Everyone Needs Someone' but you don't need to read it. WARNING: PURE FLUFF. Canon pairings. Written because RAWRY
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Conversation in New York by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- Loki is back in New York. And boy, is he pissed off. Thor/Loki, MPreg, Serious MoodSwing
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Night Book Club by aggie23 reviews
Wemma One shot inspired on a scene from "Friends" where Joey finds a curious book in Rachel s bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Kids These Days by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You're my prisoner by Tc33 - Amie reviews
"You're my prisoner." he whispers in her ear, and it's not a real surprise to see him taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket. He puts them around her wrists, wrapping them around a bar so she won't be able to move. "And I do everything I want with you."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Big Day by Buddhahead reviews
mpreg!Loki/Thor drabblebabble turning your brain to mush.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Switch by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Thor/Loki - rated for mature situations read:smut - What if Thor had taken Fury up on his suggestion to try and get information out of Loki?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Spoiled by youlooklikethunder reviews
He's taking her to the Singing Towers, soon he'll have to face Amy and Rory. - 11/River; Amy/Rory; Jack Harkness (COMPLETE)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
And in the darkness, he found an Alicat by JodieJelloCube reviews
How far and for how long can you keep running? Alice started running a long time ago, when it was her only option. When you can't run, you have to hide. And frightened in an alley, Jasper finds her...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,315 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Make the Clock Reverse by DD Agent reviews
The Doctor has lost his wife, but little things arise that make him suspect she may not truly be gone.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In My Veins by SippingCoffee27 reviews
Four was always in control. But tonight, his need for her surpassed everything else.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Joyous Motherhood by MS-Manuscript reviews
Written for anon-prompt: Avengers seeing Loki and his kids celebrating mother's day. Not a follow up of "We All Have Our Strengths" but a sort of off-shoot of it. "It's a bit hard to swallow, seeing a huge snake sucking on its tail." One shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
One Night in Amity by Franceschap reviews
Tris is injected with the peace serum again and things get interesting.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Shenanigans by cmartlover reviews
Life isn't always easy when you're in love with the daughter of your best friends.Especially when her name is River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ivres d'ombre by Tc33 - Amie reviews
"Daleks." he hissed against her mouth, pushing her until her back hit the nearest wall, trapping her between it and his own body. "Yes." she breathed out, a smug smile on her face as she bit his bottom lip and he groaned at her attack. "Daleks."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Forever Series: Eternity by slytherinangel01 reviews
Kaname has been gone for over a month, and Yuuki aches for his return. And his blood. When she learns of his close return, how far will she go to show him her appreciation when she finds out how far he had gone to take care of her in his absense? Rated MA
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kaname, Yuuki - Complete
Make A Wish by Mrs Marcus Volturi reviews
"Don't move," She breathed heavily and began pulling her dress over her head, the Doctors hands following the material...he realized suddenly that this would be his first time with River' The Doctors Birthday surprise! Smutty, so be warned!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
but my body was loose and i was set alight by gidget89 reviews
"Is she going to be your wife one day?" Amy was asking archly and River could hear the Doctor's sigh. "Yes."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Safe and Sound by Taylor Hayes reviews
When they were young, something similar happened to both Brittany and Kurt. Kurtanny friendship. Klaine and Brittana, dark themes, allusions to sexual abuse of minors, vague triggers-nothing graphic. No abuse by parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Four Times River Isn't At All Surprised by nextstop-everywhere reviews
And one time she is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
played your song and then you were gone by gidget89 reviews
The instant he realizes, really, truly realizes, he is torn between elation and fear. She is about to regenerate. AU 6x08 add-in.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fifteen Children, One House, One Shuester by Patricia Sage reviews
Will Shuester has always wanted children, but never did he expect this. Kid!NewDirections with dashes of kid!Klaine and kid!Brittana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Will S. - Complete
History Lessons by grumpyjenn reviews
River and the Doctor have just been married. But what of all the companions who have gone before? Rated barely M for honeymoon sex.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I can see the perfect sky is torn by savvyliterate reviews
There was only one thing River could do to get rid of the monster in her memories once and for all - kill it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
How To Tell When Loki Is Pregnant by guidinglight18 reviews
Tony hadn't woken up that morning expecting to be greeted with a female Loki. Nor with the news that he was going to be a father. What else could go wrong in his life? Warnings: Genderbending, Slash, Tony/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
It's always darkest before the dawn by beverlymaldoran reviews
Every night since the wedding, River has had the same terrifying nightmare that she struggles to keep from the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
When a Prisoner isn't a Prisoner by betawho reviews
The Doctor is taking his new Companion to meet his wife... A sequel to "When a Prison isn't a Prison."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
When a Prison isn't a Prison by betawho reviews
The Doctor's Companion is incensed to learn that the Doctor has left his wife in prison. But, he explains, he and his wife aren't like other people, and what may seem a prison, is nothing but an illusion...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Love and Fear by grumpyjenn reviews
What if there are *other* triggers for River Song, triggers the Doctor hasn't seen yet? What if River could overcome those triggers with a little help from one much beloved? M for sexuality and subject matter. Spoilers for Series 6
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fairy Tales, Snow, and New Year's Eve by TardisInWonderland reviews
A New Year's Eve trip gone wrong and a little girl in need of a bedtime story. The best stories are lived, though they may simply need a little fairy dust. Fairy tale fic... slightly fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wedding Night by AndromedaAccent reviews
'And Doctor Song? In prison all her days' 'Her days yes, her nights...well...that's between her and me eh' Warning, M for a reason.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
His River by beyonceinthetardis reviews
The Doctor and River have a secret that not even Amy and Rory know - at least not yet. Rated T for implied adult themes and a bit of coarse language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Half Of Me by x-Avarice-x reviews
There is still one, life-changing thing that she does not tell him, even on the eve of her death. *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Beautiful Scars by DustWriter reviews
Scars are beautiful by the story they tell. A morning in Twelve not so long into the Epilogue of Mockingjay. One-shot/Lemons. Please read at your discretion. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com /bv5coqd delete spaces
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Do You Feel Me Now by JooseBoxx reviews
On a car journey back from a performance, Quinn is in Puck's lap. It's not exactly a smooth ride. Kink prompt. Rating for content. Public sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
The Koala Bear Sleeping Habits Of A Time Lord by JessWho reviews
"When Rory woke at 3 o'Clock in the morning in dire need of a drink he hadn't envisioned he would find guests."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Scenes from a Well Loved Journal by savvyliterate reviews
A collection of one-shots, mostly written for various community challenges, centered around the 11th Doctor and River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
New Coven by BlinkYourEyes reviews
A new Coven moves into Forks, and they become great friends with the cullens. And guess who belongs in this new coven? YOU! Put yourself in the story! *Apps Closed*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011
Memento by ButterflyGirl89 reviews
Olivia's involved in an explosion whilst working undercover and is presumed dead. Then, 3 years later she turns up at the SVU, living the life of her undercover alias. The team work hard to get her to remember who she is, not knowing someone's after her. Despite the teams best efforts to get Olivia back the life she once had her new life seems determined to keep hold of her. E/O
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
The Centurion's Daughter by JenniferJF reviews
She isn't just River Song or Melody Pond. She's also the Centurion's daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Don't Make a Sound As I Take Your Breath by Lunatic Silver reviews
It does not take Niklaus long to seek comfort from his sister in more, unconventional, ways. Klaus/Rebekah. Rated for sexuality and incest.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Rebekah, Klaus - Complete
Synchronization by Doctor-River reviews
For once they're both up to the same point and there's only one way to appreciate that...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Wedding Night of River Song by NymphadoraxLestrange reviews
The Doctor wants a romantic, passionate wedding night. River wants... something else.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sweet Corruption by Gamma Orionis reviews
Bellatrix is young, unmarried and innocent. And there's nothing the Dark Lord enjoys quite so much as to corrupt an innocent... Written for ReillyJade's Competition for the Rest of Us on the HPFC forum. Bellamort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Choosing Family by cputrbug reviews
Eric becomes Pam's maker
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Next Stop: Everwhere by orangepony reviews
The Doctor is determined to make up for that kiss at the stormcage and so does a bit of kidnapping and River isn't complaining...too much!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Water by B00k Freak reviews
River is aquaphobic since Lake Silencio. Just a light, slightly fluffy piece between her and the Doctor. As close to domestic as those two can get.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Silencio Lake by Interface reviews
River Song is trapped and the Doctor is dead; but he came to save her anyway..
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Reasons Why by JustSaraNoH reviews
Rory needs someone to help him sort his thoughts. Takes place between "The Girl Who Waited" and "The God Complex".
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
So I Stayed in the Darkness with You by TheAddict4Dramatics reviews
"No! No, don't you dare give up! You are not going to die today." You can't die to today, he thought afterwards. Surely he would not have to witness her death twice; even he had not done anything so awful to deserve that. Doctor/River angst. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Healing the Wounds of River Song by deathgrowsmyjasmine reviews
And once again, he catches her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She Said What Would Your Mother Think by SignedSealedWritten reviews
"River? River, calm down. You're having a nightmare."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Five Times Rory Saved His Little Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
whether she's Mels or River, whether he's unaware of her true identity or knows, Rory Williams will always save his little girl from whatever threat small or big
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Grandchildren by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Odin wants grandkids. Now, preferably. And he won't shut up until he gets them. Humor
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
lay me down by gidget89 reviews
"Help with what? Why did you have the TARDIS call me? And where's the Doctor?" Spoilers up to 6x08
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Just Want to Hold you in My Arms by iHadtoTry reviews
River & Her Doctor! One Shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Always the Quiet Ones by red-bell-again reviews
...Sam's eyes flew to hers and she watched them darken as his Adam's apple bobbed in his throat, his lips pressed into a hard line. "As far as I'm aware I have no reason to handcuff you, but it's still early days."... Emily has a new neighbour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sam, Emily
Playtime by TivaFani reviews
Set during season 6 episode "Dead reckoning". Perry is sleeping in the living room in a chair after he took his medicine. Tony and Ziva decide to have a little playtime in bedroom… Tiva smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
An Education by vamp926 reviews
A little fantasy play never hurt anyone, right?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
for in the sleep of death what dreams may come by gidget89 reviews
She blamed him. For all of it, but especially the dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby When It's Love If It's Not Rough It Isn't Fun by OrigamiFlower reviews
Booth comes home to a nice little surprise of Angela and Brennan on his bed. Which leads to a very interesting kind of fun. Threesome. Rated M, Angelan which then moves onto BB.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Angela M., T. Brennan
In the Whole World by Orthographer reviews
Brittany doesn't understand why the rest of her class says she can't marry Santana. Fluffy kid!Brittana.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Midnight Tea Party by fairfarrenlovelylydia reviews
Alice and Tarrant have a spat in which Tarrant in a rage says he regrets marrying Alice sometimes- but to his dismay. How will he make it up to her? Pure Smut. Written for AiW Writing Challenges.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2011 - [Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.] - Complete
Perfume by Munchkin79 reviews
Her scent enveloped him like a warm blanket, comforting yet arousing at the same time.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
North Wind by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Loki plays an ill-advised trick on Thor out of jealousy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
When Kissing River Song by hannahncakes reviews
There are rules and things it's important to remember when kissing River Song because it's all messed up & back-to-front. But somehow the Doctor manages it. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Am Not Charles I am Carlisle by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Esme is flirting with one of Carlisle's interns at the hospital while waiting for him. He is livid. How will he react toward Esme's transgression? How will Esme handle this anger that reminds her of her former husband? One shot, Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Human Pain Reliever by A Twisted kind of Lust reviews
Little Alice Cullen never takes time off her work to treat herself. But what happens when she's under the magical therapeutic hands of Jasper Whitlock? All human. LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Woman She'll Turn Out To Be by neverthesamegirl reviews
When you know your daughter's going to turn out to be River Song anyway, does it really matter if she cleans her teeth or not?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Whole Different Birthday by make-my-heart-beat reviews
River has a fantasy involving two Doctors - rated M for serious smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Greatest Sound by GwaithGweneth reviews
Rory's favorite sounds were the ones that Amy made, until the day he became a father. SPOILERS FOR A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ten Birthdays for River Song by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
ten different birthdays in different times of River's life. where birthday wishes are made and some of the best and worst moments are lived.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Home by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
The Doctor finds Melody and brings her home. Rory has a few father duties to do and Melody is just glad to be home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Two's Company by Journal Of Ardency reviews
From a prompt on the Doctor Who Kink Meme Tumblr - after a tough day of adventure, River and the Doctor spend some time relaxing. UPDATE: There is no part 2 due to recent developments in the DW universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by Siannon reviews
Will gets an unexpected call, and a new understanding of two of his Glee kids. Brittana. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Thank God It's Friday by OrigamiFlower reviews
Updated every Friday. Oneshots containing BB smut and fluff based around a single word or idea. Rated M.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
SVU Sex Volumes Uncensored by hopelesslydevoted2svu reviews
Nothing but pure fluff and smut. A series of one shots about E&O. Enter at your own risk. M.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Mating Rituals by see03 reviews
Jane is worried that Tarzan doesn't desire her when after a few months of marriage they still haven't made love. What could be the reason? TARZAN X JANE MATURE CONTENT
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
I Hate Wizards In Fairytales by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
Amy and Rory are having marital issues and so The Doctor decides to take them to Oz; but which one? And why is River Song's pinafore so damn short? 11/River and Amy/Rory. AU. Last part up now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Best Defense by RochelleRene reviews
Damn, do we need to pretend "Bombshells" never happened! Here is my attempt at denial. House goes all Papa Bear in defense of Rachel and Cuddy. Lovey smutty Huddy. & I don't own these characters or they wouldn't have been utterly destroyed this season.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
So Much For My Happy Ending by Pixie-Tinks83 reviews
Alice Brandon, a 17 year old girl, with the weight of the world on her shoulders. When she's left alone, broken and vulnerable can the support of a family of strangers rebuild the world she thought only existed in fairytales... A/H. ADULT THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vixen by Detective Olivia Stabler reviews
Desperate to win Elliot back, Olivia decides to play a little love game. A one shot about the lengths a woman in love will go through to please her man. Nothing but a little EO smut.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
FanFiction by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Elliot and Olivia discover that their lives aren't that private... all by the discovery of one website that could change everything.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Breaking Character by bazzer reviews
"You all basically lied - to everyone - for two and a half years?" "We prefer to say we were conducting a social experiment." - A lesson in not judging the book before reading the introduction. Unholy Trinity Friendship Semi-Crack Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Quinn F. - Complete
Some Time Spent in the Kitchen by luckybear101 reviews
One day Alice gets an unexpected visit from Jasper as she is working on a project for a cooking class.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Totally Gnarly Wipe Out by Allikatt112285 reviews
Alice is certainly not the typical surfer's bunny, but when a shaggy, sandy-haired surfer stumbles upon her on the beach, their attraction is instant. Can he teach her how to ride? One-Shot, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jasper by ColdLemonade reviews
Everything tastes better with a little bit of Jasper on it. Alice/Jasper smut. ***Warning: This is a very explicit lemon! Adult content!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fuckin' Perfect by mrssamwinchester93 reviews
"There's something I haven't told you. I really should say it more often. You need to hear it.You are perfect. To me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sex On Fire by ColdLemonade reviews
It's getting hot. Really hot. Alice/Jasper smut. AH M ***Warning! This is a lemon! Adult Content!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rescue by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Her vision blurred, eclipsed by her field of tears. How could this have happened? She had let herself get too close again. All she had ever wanted was a child, and as soon as she had one, he was stolen from her. Postep for Rescue.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
An End to a Bad Week by Aeria reviews
River turns up on the TARDIS playing her usual games but doesn't realize that Doctor has had a bad week.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Stamina by GRACE5 reviews
Post "Ships in the Night" Tiva smut
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little by TStabler reviews
The return of the holiday series! One and Two-shots, some fluffy, some smutty, and some in-between, all about the woes and joys of the Holiday season. Now until Christmas Eve. E/O, F/Mel, and other surprises await!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,296 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Taste Test by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Jack tests Liz's taste buds.
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
From Darkness to Light by AnEnduringHope reviews
"I've been waiting for you a long time," she said. He smiled. "You haven't lived for a long time, little one." The eyes that looked back at him were those of a young woman who had seen far too much for her tender years. "It feels like I have." AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Texting by TStabler reviews
One word one shot, by request. When Olivia gets a confusing text message in the middle of the night, it sets events into motion that open up doors. And hearts. Strong M, E/O, sexting.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Awake and Alive by AnEnduringHope reviews
"I knew that my life was intended to be lived by his side. My heart was made specifically to love him – to be the balm that healed his wounds... He had been my savior, now I needed to be his." An Alice/Jasper love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,099 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lost and Found by magicaltears reviews
What if Olivia had a daughter that no one knew about, including Elliot. This fic is sort of AU, but not really. Eventual EO! Lots of drama, romance, and some angst. Rating will eventually change but for now, anyone can read it. Please Review!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Babysitting by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Cuddy asks House to babysit Rachel. He calls Wilson, and the two realize the hard way that babysitting isn't some picnic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
one thing left to do by wickedwitchofwinchester reviews
Everyone has their own unique way of proposing. Naturally, Noah Puckerman's way includes sex. A smutty/fluffy Quick one-shot set in the future, with hints of St. Berry, Wemma, Tartie, and Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
intoxicate me now by wickedwitchofwinchester reviews
Puck and Quinn have a special way of practicing their sexual moves for the Toxic number.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Seasons by Dispatch22705 reviews
Here's a small group of stand alone one-shots. Each one takes place during a different season of the year and features B&B lovin!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Mine by Xx.SomethingWicked.xX reviews
AU. Pam gets attacked by the wolves. Eric is not pleased.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Brain and Heart, Bones, And Every Other Inch Too by Dispatch22705 reviews
For NatesMama's birthday, the prompt was sexy-up against the wall-smut. So that's what this is. With a little bit of story and some bed action tossed in just for fun. Lighthearted, sweet & hot. Booth reacts when Brennan doubts her own appeal.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Powers of Persuasion by Oz2OH reviews
Quinn is reluctant to go along with Puck's idea for a Halloween costume. He tries to change her mind.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Taunt by TheFisherKitty reviews
Spoilers for S3 finale. Mary's back from Mexico and Marshall can't take it anymore. One-shot, smut, angry sex. Rated M for a reason.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Pretty In Pink by anxiousgeek reviews
Tony/Pepper smut. Tony tries to show Pepper how perfect she is. A challenge set by cincoflex.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
I Just Want To Feel Attractive Today by WriterEm reviews
Jack thanks Liz
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
Allegiance by Dispatch22705 reviews
Here's the Labor Day: Naked Booth on Top Edition story. Like always, Booth and Brennan have a disagreement and the best way I know how for them to solve it is for them to get naked. Some plot, mostly sex. Mind the rating for language and nudity.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fish Out of Water by TheFisherKitty reviews
High school Marshall is forced to move thanks to the demands of his father's job. And where does this change land him for his senior year? New Jersey, of course. A what-if story. M&M friendship and more? Now rated M.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S.
Voice From The Past by IntoTheTwilightRPG reviews
After James' demise in the ballet studio, Alice and Jasper watch the recording he left behind giving the long unknown details of Alice's past. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Desperation by Detective Olivia Stabler reviews
Six years have past since Olivia married & moved off with her new husband. Now she & her daughter are in danger. And Olivia seeks help from the one man she knows will always be there for her. Can Elliot protect them from the evil that is after them?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,522 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Do You Want Me? by firstadream reviews
Booth receives a letter from Brennan while in Afghanistan that gives him hope for their relationship. What will happen when they return? Will he be able to convince her that what they have is real? Fluffy, smutty B/B love!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me by Isolith reviews
Something's simmering below the surface and an Archeologist has gotten under the skin of a Time Lord. Desires are being disclosed as a dangerous game unfolds. Oh yeah – and the Doctor's in a flirty mood.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Imaginary by RoxieFlash reviews
Phoebe is blowing bubbles in her chocolate milk, and Penny is talking quietly to Piper, who is curled into the orange plastic booth, looking miserable. baby!Piper and protective whitelighter!Leo
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Piper H., Leo W.
From Love to Loss by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
Alice is the only one Jasper has ever loved, the only one who made him feel hope. When she is killed, coaping is not an option. This story is about what he does to end the pain. A/J Always.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You Belong to Me by ThisLittleDeath reviews
Morticia could feel their eyes on her. Trying to possess her. Gomez's eyes burn with a murderous rage as he asserts his claim over what is rightfully his. Rated M - Explicit Sexual Content. Song-fic based on Elysian Fields "Black Acres"
Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
Infuriatingly Hot by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Military precision. That is how I manage my kitchen. Precise. Organized. I may have a slight anger management problem, but that's cool. I deal with it pretty well… until she came in. No assault!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Virtual Husband by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lonely at home, Esme finds a virtual substitute for Carlisle. But what happens when he finds out? AH, rated M for language and lemon. Written for the FFAA Ficawesome Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A Mother of a Day by TStabler reviews
Mother's Day brings with it a few big surprises, as Olivia, a guy named Steve, Elliot, Kathy, and the Stabler kids attempt to have dinner together. Words are thrown back and forth and lives are changed forever. One-Shot
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by LJ Summers reviews
For auction winner valelf, set in my Mating Imperative AU, this is a Sam and Emily story of the fulfillment of a dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - [Sam, Emily] - Complete
The Thrill of the Hunt by Homegrl aka Amanda reviews
LEMON. One-Shot. Jasper's primal instincts take over one day while hunting with Alice. Pre-Twilight. RxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Intercoursing 101 by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Experience is the best teacher.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
Ice Cubes by BoondocksAdultFanfiction reviews
It's the hottest day of the summer, what can Huey and Jazmine do with some ice cubes. Rated M for a reason
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete
Raspberry Rivers by Alidiabin reviews
Post Somallia Ziva has a panic attack after McGee spills caf pow
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Disfigured by koalakoala reviews
Emily wakes up to find she's been mauled by a "bear." Or was it a werewolf? One-shot. Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Because You Love Her by moviemom44 reviews
THAT scene in X3. Logan, Storm, his bedroom door, and the kiss that should have happened there. 'I got over Jean a long time ago...I ain't proud of keeping up the broken-hearted act, but it's gotten me something I can no longer live without--'Ro.'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Wolverine, Storm - Complete
I'll be home for Christmas by WishfulThinking03 reviews
Jasper surprises Alice by being home for Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tryst by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Shot in the Bones by Booth4Bones reviews
What if Bones had taken the Bulet at the end of season 3 instead of Booth? Angst, Later smut Mature only!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Past Midnight by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Jack comes home to find Liz in his bed.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Never Enough by Miss Late Bloomer reviews
After Evy is brought back from the dead, the family returns to London, and two lovers deal with the aftermath of the ordeal with passion and assurances. Will the O'Connell couple get a second miracle? Rated M for a reason, folks. Reviews would be great!
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Tied Up by RnR143637 reviews
Inspired by the SVU season finale, Zebras! El's tied up...What else is there that you need to know? Lol. Enjoy! Smut/Fluff. Mature audiences only!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
The Pain in His Heart by PottersChick7 reviews
Booth returns after his 'death' and to find that things have not gone as planned. Bones wasn't told but for once she was unable to compartmentalize.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Art of Studying by AllTheWiltedFlowers reviews
Yuuki asks Kaname to help her with her studies, but what else will he teach her? One shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Yuuki, Kaname - Complete
Piper fell back down to the mattress by naiad8 reviews
Why does everyone thing Leo would be boring in bed? This is my defense of one of my favorite characters. Piper/Leo is hot as heck!
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Piper H., Leo W. - Complete
Splintered by Jessa4865 reviews
Life in general is not going well for Olivia. Being kidnapped only makes it worse. EO COMPLETE!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 181,067 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
King of Sex by OIBIBA reviews
Summary: King of Sex, title says it all. Explicit content. Please Read and Review!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Kitchen by CuttingOnions reviews
House, Cuddy and the kitchen counter. WARNING: SMUT. Established relationship.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/31/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
And They Danced by alwayskayla reviews
I'm not going to lie, this is plotless smut in its finest. Rated M for an obvious reason! B&B
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The rarest thing in the Addams family by negschainsaw reviews
Morticia and Gomez will discover something that is very rare in their relationship.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
HeartBreak by KupKakes09 reviews
This is Sam and Emily's story from beginning to end.The first kiss, first fight, first everything, drama, and lemons. first few chapters will be under slight construction as I go back and fix the spacing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 174,921 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Abuse by Junesse reviews
Booth introduces Bones to Jared. What will happen when she falls for Jared? What if she realizes that she doesn't really want him? What if she realized to late? Can Booth help her? Rating WILL change. Don't own Bones!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Dancing Candles In A Broken Flame by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Oneshot. A tough case finally drives Olivia over the edge, and only one person can be there to catch her. Rated M for smut and language. Elliot/Olivia.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Say Goodbye by RJ O'Hara reviews
Olivia leaves for an undercover job and is presumed dead. Until Elliot finds her a year later, and learns her tragic, heartbreaking story. He brings her back home to build a new life with her. The entire gang comes back to welcome the new family. EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,541 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
In Your Arms by mariskarox reviews
Just a whole bunch of EO smutty oneshots. Some will be cute and fluffy, others might be kinda naughty.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
A Flash of Red by Sapphirie reviews
SEQUEL TO "A FLICK OF THE TONGUE". Kaname sees a flash of Yuuki's panties while pursuing a couple of Day Class students. What would our naughty pureblood do? RATED M FOR LEMON ONESHOT.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kaname, Yuuki - Complete
Hysteria by calin-durus reviews
This is an example for The Peenaters Jalice Songfic Smut Contest. WARNING THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON! STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT. After a four years what does Muse's song Hysteria and Jasper and Alice have in common? Jasper -x- Alice, AH/AU OOC ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Flick of the Tongue by Sapphirie reviews
This is my story about an episode in Vampire Knight Guilty. It happened in the episode in which Kaname asks Yuuki if he wanted to live an immortal life with him. But they won't get that FAR. You'll see why. RATED M FOR LEMON ONESHOT.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Kaname, Yuuki - Complete
Voyeur by Yotia reviews
Elliot’s wandering eyes lead him into the steamy bathroom of Olivia Benson.E/O SMUTTY
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Hide and Seek by ButterflyGirl89 reviews
Olivia's new born baby is snatched by a perp the SVU are after. He's a suspected pedophile but the detectives quickly realize there is so much about him that they don't know. It's a race to get the baby back and stop a very sick perp. E/O. Rated T for now
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,558 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Unbounded by Jessa4865 reviews
Someone is coming after Olivia...but things aren't always what they seem. COMPLETE!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,686 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Gravity of Love by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
Olivia and Elliot have finally confessed what they've felt for years. Though, work becomes nearly unbearable on them both, and when Kathy dies, Olivia is awarded parental custody of her kids. How can the two overcome their daily lives as partners? E/O
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,180 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Fantasy Becomes Reality by gawilliams reviews
Bones uses role playing to show Booth that she wants him, both physically and with a committment.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Where the Light Is by A.D. Rath reviews
Ever wondered what would have happened had Elliot seen and followed Olivia the day she returned from Oregon to find Dani Beck at her desk? Short one-shot written for the LiveJournal EOficathon.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Fragile Control by abstractular reviews
He wanted so badly to cover her body with his, to take her so badly that she forgot anything but him. Kaname/Yuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Yuuki, Kaname - Complete
A Word With You by CSI Clue reviews
Tony shares a naughty call with Pepper
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Sadistic Lover by vampire lovers - yume reviews
Yuki's friends drag her to a night club full of vampires. And to top it off her huge crush kaname kuran, owns the club. When kaname finds yuki dancing up a storm, he has more then just his hormones to worry about. KanameXYuki, Lemons and fighting!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Yuuki, Kaname - Complete
Turbulence by Queequeg0925 reviews
Scully hates flying. What happens when she and Mulder experience some turbulence? MSR. R/R... CHAPTER 2 IS UP!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Prom Night Dumpster Baby by ButterflyGirl89 reviews
Olivia finds a new born baby left in the dumpsters behind her building. She takes the little one in and straight away becomes attached. She makes it her mission to find the parents who could have dumped it and ultimatley leaving it to die. E/O friendship.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Getting Clean by blc reviews
Brennan feels soiled after catching a serial killer. Booth helps her get clean again. Long Angst/Romance One-Shot. M-rated for smut. Disclaimer: Bones isn't mine, but plot and dialogue are.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Surveillance by CSI Clue reviews
Tony lets Pepper see.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Morticia's Discovery by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
She opened the closet to a scene she never would have expected to find in a million centuries: Thing lending a hand. Slash and het.
Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Snapped by blc reviews
M-rated smutty smut smut. B/B, of course. Booth's control over his obsession snaps. Perhaps OOC. One shot Drama/Romance, and did I mention lots and lots of smut? Disclaimer: Bones is the property of Fox and its producers. The smut is all mine.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Spiders on Skin :: Blood, Sugar, Coal by greenovalfruit reviews
The Addams Family/NCIS x-over :: Abby's services as a babysitter are required at the Addams household. What an extraordinary fit... in more ways than one. Some violence, blood play :: femslash :: M/A :: Review please!
Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Abby S., Morticia A. - Complete
Fate Can Bring You Back by Sasha.Rizzoli reviews
Olivia has been gone for three long years when she returns, she has a baby with her. After losing control on an icy road but luckily wasn't injured, she calls Elliot. EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Hot Rod by Zion Angel reviews
Miss Potts, I think you're trying to seduce me.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/24/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
PostWeb by pinkydog123 reviews
*EO* SEQUEL TO POST-FAT, *SMUT* when Olivia comes back and is in the squad room with Elliot
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Retreat by JoJo1001 reviews
Booth and Bones and the squints go on a retreat ordered by Sweets. Warning deals with rape and difficult issues. Will finish if enough reviews.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/1/2008
Something Ambiguous by LuvnSVU reviews
Olivia and Elliot have a little thing between them but Olivia call it off. Trouble happens when Olivia and Lizzie Stabler are kidnapped causing all sorts of choas for Elliot and the squad . E/O Yup, I changed the direction of where this story is going.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,136 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious by mrslee reviews
Olivia discovers medicine goes down a lot better with a spoonful of chocolate syrup. EO Oneshot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2008 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Right On Time by Ms. Catherine Willmon 14 reviews
Their love for each other was right on time...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - [E. Stabler, O. Benson] - Complete
Hurting by Ms. Catherine Willmon 14 reviews
EO! Olivia's in an abusive marriage with Dean Porter. Tragedy strikes, secrets are revealed and chaos ensues. As she heads down towards a self destructive path, a certain blue eyed detective will help her get back on track. Please R&R!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,448 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - [E. Stabler, O. Benson] D. Porter, OC - Complete
Thinking of You by KaydenceRei reviews
Elliot's trying to talk to Olivia about Kathy, but all Olivia can think of, is how she wants to shake and bake with Elliot in the supply closet. WARNING: Contents inside are ridiculous. You've been warned.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Breathe by mrslee reviews
Because ironically, pressed so tightly to Elliot's body, she now had the space to breathe. PostSvengali, Oneshot, EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2007 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Twice Daily by Houddy reviews
SMUT! An extention of the whole idea that House was giving Cuddy shots to help her make a baby.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
A Day In the Life by georgesgurl117 reviews
It's a normal morning for Captain Donald Cragen at the 16th Precinct. ONESHOT. Please read & review! rated stronger just in case
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Ron's Revenge on the Marriage Law Trap by naiad8 reviews
I can't stand it! For once, Ron gets Hermione in this bit of fluffy smut based on reading one to many Marriage Law challenges. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Adrenaline Brush by Ducky9 reviews
Mulder helps Scully to decorate her apartment, but they find something more interesting to do with the paint . . .
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Post Mortem by Ducky9 reviews
The autopsy is finished, but there remains much to be done...
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
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Visions Of Sundown reviews
Alice is human and has been having visions of a certain blonde vampire every since she was a kid. What happens when a suppose figment of her imagination shows up in town? How will everything turn out for them both?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alice, Jasper
Love Like This reviews
All Human. A nice little story of Jasper and Alice falling in love. But first Jasper must save her from her abusive boyfriend. Will Alice allow herself to love him or will she run away? Read and find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Pregnancy In The Air reviews
Some time has passed after the drama in New York City. Loki and Thor are married, Pepper and Tony are married and Natasha and Clint are showing everyone else that they are too together. What would happen if Pepper, Loki and Natasha were all pregnant at the same time? Magical fits, broken hands and threats all around. Can the Avengers handle this mission and get out alive?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Thor, Loki
A Change Of Plans reviews
During New Moon, what if Aro had realized how much he wanted Alice on his side. So he did the only logic thing, not let her leave. What are the Cullen's going to do to get her back? How is Jasper going to deal with the loss of his love? as of 11/20/12 COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Up For The Taking reviews
Everything was going good for the Stabler family, until one faithful night after a basketball game. From that night on everything changed? Will Olivia and Elliot be able to handle everything to come? Or will everything disappear?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
High Scool Daze reviews
The 1-6 in high school.Olivia is the new kid,Elliot is struggling with his parents exceptions,Casey is struggling to find her self, Fin is in love with his best friend, Alex and Munch are together,Melinda has her own issues! What is going to happen?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,695 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Heading Back To Comfort reviews
Olivia has married and moved. But her husband has turned out to be someone she never imagined. Things gets worse and she has protect her daughter and herself at any cost. And that means going back to where she felt safest.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,631 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
Elliot is going through a rough patch. Olivia is too. Things are changing for the both of them. Families are breaking up and expanding. How are they going to cope? By leaning on each other of course! E/O of course!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,360 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
A Long Road Ahead reviews
What if Olivia and Simon had a better brother and sister relationship? Simon brings his family to meet his big sister. But what if they leave and have trouble getting home.That night Olivia gets sole custody of 3 children under the age of 6!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,518 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Do You Still Love Me? reviews
Something bad happens to Morticia! Dun Dun Dun! Gomez and Morticia both feel guilty about the whole thing and they still wonder if the other still loves them? Can they push past the horrible event? And still stay together? Please note the M rating!
Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
Christmas Terror reviews
It's Christmas time at the 1-6! You would think things would be fine? Yeah Right! The 1-6 was sent a letter by a serial rapist. If they don't catch him two days then they will never catch him. But what happens when one of them get in to deep?E/O of course
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Miyera reviews
What would have happened if Olivia had chosen to keep the baby? This is what would have happened if she kept the baby at the end of Savior! Yes there is going to be some E/O up in here i mean i don't think i can do a story without it!lol
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Memories reviews
Olivia had a baby and she remembers everything that brought her to the point of happiness she is at! But every thing isn't what it seems.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Stealing a Cullen reviews
What if James wasn't properly dealt with in twilight? Now a few years later he has a grudge against the Cullen family. One member in mind. The same member he wanted many years ago. Before she was changed into a vampire, he wanted her and still does!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
Close to Home reviews
A case for the the 1-6 hits close to home. Way to close to home in two detectives opinions. What happens as they try and solve the case before the sick freak strikes again? Read and find out!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,806 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Fighting To Survive reviews
Olivia life is going well. She has just about everything that she could dream of! But one day a letter is left at her door and everything changes.It's a fight to survive!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,353 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
A new chance at life reviews
Remember the episdoe 911? Well what if Olivia just couldnt let go of Maria and Maria the same way? What if Olivia wanted to adopt Maria? Even with the odds set against her she is going to fight to get what she wants! And we all know Liv she is a fighter!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - O. Benson - Complete
Love Past, Present! And Future? reviews
Olivia has found happiness, happiness that she thought she already had when Cragen took her in when she was 13 years old, this happiness with Elliot. But what if someone from their past tries to wreck their future
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
New Life, Old Death reviews
Melinda and Jim finally get what they have been trying for at last! But a new "ghost" comes and everything Melinda seems to know gets turned upside down. ENJOY
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Loving You Should Be Easy reviews
What if something came back from Olivia's past? Someone she thought she would never see again? How will she and everyone else react? I'm re-doing this story just letting you know! XD
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,845 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
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