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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1818871, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hey, I don't know what to say here other than KakuHida is my OTP, and I suck at updating.

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Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tales From A Linen Closet by Onileo reviews
The Akatsuki are on an undercover mission when they run into the Konoha kunoichi at a hot springs resort. Chaos ensues when they inevitably run into each other. Lemons edited out. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Yet to Come by the monochromatic reviews
Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bad Touch by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Antonio, in the throes of unrequited love, unwisely seeks help from Francis in relation to a particular Italian he is having issues with. France has an exquisite plan to fix the problem, but he doesn't tell Antonio this. YAOI, M, ONESHOT. DL;DR xoxox
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Spend My Time Dancing by Horribibble reviews
As much as Lovino loved seeing the upperclassman in his soccer jersey, he'd much rather help him take it off. It's about time they started playing on the same field. AU. SpaMano. Various others. All's fair in love and soccer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pocahontas by nisachara reviews
Hidan is out hunting - for the head of the Chief's son. But he soon realizes he won't be satisfied with just the head... AU KuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Special Delivery by nisachara reviews
Tonight Hidan hadn't killed but he would still have blood. AU KuzuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
My Obsession by homesweethomicide13 reviews
You're my obsession, my fetish, my religion. KakuHida AU Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reflections by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan's quietest when he's praying. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
All There is to Say on the Subject of Muses by let's point out the obvious reviews
Strict beats and smooth moves, people- Gamzee offers up some inspiration for a mope-stricken Tavros.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Erotophonophilia by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Two twisted minds, paired together in a violent embrace. KakuHidan. Sequel to Taphephilia. Hardcore gore and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Thank You for Rescuing Me by katokatsu reviews
Gakuen AU; Pairing: Greece/Japan. Kiku is a hermit. Heracles is fascinated. How will Kiku handle the sudden rush of emotions that the quiet Grecian boy ignites when he rescues Kiku from the horror that is a cicada?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ginkgos In Autumn by Measured reviews
AU. Kiku finds a stray on his doorstep. Nekomata Greece/Onmyouji Japan in the Heian era.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Rare Fluff by YaoiPhox reviews
Based on a pic of mine on dA. This couple seems a bit lacking in the fluff, no? Well, one fateful day, Hidan is gone but a child is left in his place. What will Kakuzu do to bring his partner back to proper age? Rated for Language... Yaoi is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
KakuHida Sunflowers and Regret by paradoxical-enigma reviews
Kakuzu x Hidan one shot. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Ink by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Divine by LindyStar reviews
Kakuzu resurrection fic. Hidan wasn't about to let Kakuzu win in death. The power of love is divine. How things might have turned out differently after they fight the Konoha nins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Sleepover Incident by hanet reviews
Howard needs a place to crash for the night.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Kaline Reine reviews
AU fic about a guy stuck in a class with a greedy college professor who exchanges grades for money. He is struggling for money and can't afford to pay. How will he pass the class? KakuHida. Yaoi gay, male/male fic. Written for .Chocolate.Kunai.Chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
When the Time is Right by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Hidan wears his headband around his neck like a girl, and Kakuzu is determined to find out why. Hidan never ever takes it off, but tells Kakuzu that he'll know eventually. What's up with that darn headband! Shonen-ai touches, T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Catharsis by Inuyatta reviews
My take on the inevitable discussion between Naruto and Hinata. Spoilers up to chapter 450. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Big Cats by Googala2 reviews
Pein is a humanoid zoologist who wishes to closely study four rare and dangerous spices of Cat humanoids at a zoo owned by Konan. Will Pein survive? Well, read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It's what it sounds like: The Akatsuki are spinning bottles. If want disturbing, you've got it! If you want Yaoi, you've got that too, in tasteful and necessary doses. Strangely, Konan isn't done! I want your reviews! Please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Go Swimming by xUchihaGirl94x reviews
COMPLETE The Akatsuki go swimming and get up to all sorts of things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ding by IceCrome reviews
Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ghost Town by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Set pre-series. On a mission to Earth Country, Kakuzu stumbles across the ruins of Yuugakure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Poisoning by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Hidan knew Kakuzu's choice in restaurants would end in food poisoning one day. Contains swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cool costume dude! by kimichi reviews
The Akatsuki are sent on a mission from Pein to retrieve a little girl with some amazing power, and to bad for them, Hidan ticks her off and they are sent into our world. Now they have to find each other and get home, somehow. Rated T for language Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mr Womanizer by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK When Kakuzu and Hidan are left at the base alone, some cracky things can happy...R&R NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Inn by citrusE786 reviews
The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Talking to Strangers by autographontheradio reviews
In which Kakuzu meets a 6 year old Hidan, who had wondered off from his academy class on a daytrip to a park. Hidan tells his new friend who brought him ice cream, his dreams of one day killing all heathens that walk this planet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
I just want to say I like you by Batty Angel reviews
Lee wants nothing more than to tell Gaara how he feels. But how will Gaara react? WARNING Shonen-ai means boy love. Gaara x Lee Don't like don't read. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Subtle Change by itakethewords reviews
I have changed for the better. No matter how many people I meet, no matter the places Selendrile and I go, there will be no one else. No one who makes me smile, no one who frustrates me more than him. Rated T and up. Dragon's Bait by V.V. Velde
Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Glaring by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Stronger Kind of Addiction by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What I Want by Lyricism reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Symbiote by Acerbitas reviews
Hidan was a nightmare and a parasite all in one, but be it fate or bad luck, Kakuzu was bound to him. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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childhood memories reviews
Kakuzu had a good life until he finds an interesting young boy who turns his world upside down. naru-verse the ordering of when people joined the akatsuki will be messed up. kakuhidan, gore, swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? reviews
Hidan is a 14 year old in an abusive household, who's only escape is in a small clearing in the woods between his mother and grandmother's houses. Rated M for gore, death, and swearing. Kakuhida if you really really squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
heaven sent, hell bound reviews
Hidan is son, and servant, of the death god Jashin. Kakuzu is a human who was brutally murdered by the woman he loved, and after death turned into a demon. Madara is the trickster god and has has some not-so-pleasant plans for the two. Gore and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
akatsukichat dot com reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
why does it hurt? reviews
Hidan is a robot created by the world renounced professor Kakuzu, but he has started messing around with his own program. now he can feel, and his new emotions are too hard to understand. Kakuhidan. rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
kakuhidan poem reviews
a poem from Kakuzu's POV Hidan is an adult and he tries to prove it to Kakuzu just a short poem. rated T for sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
i say my line reviews
A short poem from Deidara's point of view. A sasodei poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete