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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1819003, Profile Updated: 04-24-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HI, EVERYON, I'M STEPHANIE.. (STEPHIFRUIT) INSIDE JOKE.. HAHA.. I LOVE TWILIGHT SOOO MUCH.. LOVE RIGHTING SIBLING STORIES, MOSTLY ABOUT EMMETT AND BELLA.. WELL THERE'S LOTS TO KNOW, BUT SO LITTLE TIME... BYEEEE..

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS: The friends would be sarah,emily.:Best friends:Shaunie, and Lindsay

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. (It's been done my friend shaun got me lost and we were chased by evil rabit dogs... scaryyy)

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.(It's happened)

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were Team Edward, then got converted to Team ~_Arianna_~, copy and paste this in your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.(Shaun told me i had an unhealthy addiction to Twilight but she had to tell me like 10 million times, cause i was reading when she said it so i would just be like, "HUH," and then she would be like, "sigh" what am i going to do with you stephiefruit... oh yeah she gave me that name so ya know)

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5034 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bear and the Bunny Rabbit by emeralda violeta reviews
i've taken twilight and i've switched two characters. instead of edward being the single cullen who falls in love with bella, emmett does. give it a shot, my friends liked it. this is for all you emmett fans. it will be funny and different from twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13412 - Favs: 8,122 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Challenges by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Sequel to my story Hope.Follow this family through some new adventures like marraige and young love.In the end will they all get through it? Read to find out. C/Es B/Ed A/J R/Em. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
When The Sun Sets by xxxooo reviews
Twilight Retold: Bella Swan is sick and moves to Forks to spend her last days with her dad. She was fine with what fate has brought her -- until she falls in love with Edward Cullen. Twilight with a hint of A Walk To Remember. Thanks for the reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,031 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,721 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's The Man by WeepingWillow1494 reviews
Based on movie "She's the Man". When Bella's school soccer team gets cut. She pretends to be her twin brother Emmett, and goes to his new school to make the boys team. But also falling in love with her brothers hot soccer player roommate. Edward.OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
SUMMER, ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY by discokiller reviews
alice,bella,renesmee and rosalie have been like sisters since they could remember. what happehns when theyre parents leave for summer vacation and a group of boys move in next door....? ALLHUMAN TRADITIONAL PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,476 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
What Happens in Detention by WereWolf1010 reviews
Six kids from totally different cliques wound up being together in detention. Can you just sense the drama? ExB JxA EmxR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,159 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
My Life Would Suck Without You by Kimblekn reviews
AH OOC Bella moves to Forks to be with Charlie and her brother Emmett. Also to escape her past! When she meets Edward will she fall in love and be happy? Will James return? What about her new two best friends? How are they alike? Criticism is welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,797 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Love by m.jan529 reviews
What happens when Bella has found Edward and Rosalie making love? And Emmett found out and took Bella away. Will things get interesting with Bella and Emmett? Will they ever be able to forgive Edward and Rosalie? And get back with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
The Ugly Duckling by Ktbug426 reviews
You all know the story. And then it turns into a beautiful swan. Yeah Right.But maybe it could happen. Bella returns home from summer vacation a new person. Will she finally get the attention of the popular Edward Cullen? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
In a Manner of Speaking by 3547805892627482245 reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
ReVamped by littlepixiealice reviews
Alice, Bella, Rosalie, and Emmett have called Forks home for the past two years, but they get an unexpected shock when a brand new coven of vampires arrives. Will they both be able to reside in one place, or will one group drive the others away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taboo by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella is a werewolf living with her brothers in La Push. What happens when the Alpha’s son wants to be her mate? What if she fell in love with a vampire? Who will she choose? Obviously things are a little messed up, but I think you’ll like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,894 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Strong On the Surface by ebony hope reviews
AU:Bella is living with Charlie in Forks. But he's abusing her and his fiancee, Esme. The Cullens move to town, and theres a chance the secret might be revealed.Canon. DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT STEPHENIE MEYER :CHANGED PENNAME FORMERLY somethin' to believe in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
nonexistent by srogers reviews
Everyone has a past... so what happened to Bella Swan's?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boredom Story by TheFuturee312 reviews
Four girls' lives are about to change. Dramas occur, madness and sadness endure, and hearts are broken.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009
High School Twlight by tay2kewl4u reviews
The twilight characters are going back to high school but with a twist.short summary i know
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
You Belong To Me by Rennesme reviews
Please be patient my stories should be updated in the next couple of weeks, please see my profile for an explanation on what has been going on…I haven’t abandoned my stories
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Life of a Human Living with Vampires by kwfreeman reviews
What would have happened if Edward had found Bella when she was 4 yrs old and runnning from a red-eyed man that had just killed her parents. If all the Cullen's stepped in to take care of her? With Rose and Esme as Mommies? First fanfic! B/E eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight the Musical by bellaedward247love reviews
This is the story twilight with nothign changed, exept that it is a musical. Please gibve it a chance adn read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
A Life to Remember by iheartsunshine reviews
What happens when Bad boy Edward Cullen crosses passes with good girl Bella Swan? Twilight based upon A Walk to Remember. Chapter 1 is UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/13/2006
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Two Worlds reviews
It was a cold winter night here in Forks Washington. No one was on the roads, except for one car, in that car held Renee Swan, and her two month old baby daughter Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
SINGLE LADIES reviews
ROSALIE,ALICE, AND BELLA ARE SISTERS. AFTER AND ACIDENT WHEN THEIR MOM DIES, THEY MOVE TO FORKS, WHERE THEY MEET, EMMETT, JASPER, AND EDWARD CULLEN, THE PLAYERS OF THE SCHOOL. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. MY FIRST FANFIC.CHAPTER 6 IS UP NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009