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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1819058, Profile Updated: 11-18-12
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

Hello! I'm Meg. I'm not actually a beagle.

I write things, but I also spend too much time on Twitter and tumblr.

I'm currently writing a collab with VampiresHaveLaws.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7739 - Favs: 6,688 - Follows: 7,526 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19566 - Favs: 6,608 - Follows: 4,497 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Melt by ineedyoursway reviews
An old soul, a hard past, and a very, very small town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,479 - Follows: 8,900 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,201 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shot In The Dark by MissWinkles reviews
Love isn't blind - it has something in its eye. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest. Second place Judge's Vote. Best HEA. Best Couple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
El Camino by IReen H reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,321 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Not Your Type by MissWinkles reviews
What on earth could a grumpy, hipster hating Edward have in common with an ink-covered, sarcastic Bella? A late-Christmas present one shot turned ficlette. Short chapters. Fluffy. Silly. Really, what else would you expect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash by BelleDean reviews
A financial collapse, a hurdle, a breakdown and a collision – though not necessarily in that order. E & B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,147 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 9,697 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12816 - Favs: 7,358 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,872 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teenage Dreams by BelleDean reviews
A smile, two bottles of wine, sweet kisses and great sex are all it took to make idealistic Edward believe he's met the girl of his dreams. When all his ideals and ambitions are crushed, is she still the girl for him? E & B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,869 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,627 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4361 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In it for Love by TellMeNoLies reviews
Town rebel Edward returns to Forks after being forced to leave. Bella is a newcomer, tending bar at the local pool hall, who desires wealthy men. She has her reasons. Can Edward refute her materialistic views and win her affection? OOC/AH Lang. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,588 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 629 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
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A Heart Arcane reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Gate 19 reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Let Me reviews
A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Begins Like This reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh and Pine reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5108 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inheritance reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When We Fell reviews
"So, I stared at her and I laughed, because I was crazy for loving her, but that was the only thing that ever made sense to me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deceiving Fate reviews
Bella, engaged to straitlaced Riley, begins having doubts when Edward enters her life again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete