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Joined 01-27-09, id: 1819136, Profile Updated: 05-08-16
Author has written 7 stories for Van Helsing, X-Men: The Movie, My Little Pony, Kingdom Hearts, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Rise of the Guardians, and Disney.

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Starzilla aka Starz

Personality: Eccentric, creative

Physical Appearance: 5'0" 16-year-old with a pink star tattoo over her left eye, wears hot pink polo with star insigna, white tank top, blue jeans, and pink flip-flops

Friends: MCF (Mystery Case Files) gang

Significant Other: Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Voiced by Demi Lovato (Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, kudos to Xemnas1992 and some others for the VA bits in OC bios)

Favorite Movies (Partial List)

Army of Darkness

Evil Dead 2

Van Helsing

The Avengers

Rise of the Guardians

The LEGO Movie

Strange Magic

Guardians of the Galaxy

Mean Girls

Star Trek (2009 version)/Star Trek Into Darkness

Flushed Away

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

Beauty and the Beast

Favorite Actors

Hugh Jackman

Eddie Izzard

Bruce Campbell

Benedict Cumberbatch

Mads Mikkelsen

Richard Roxburgh

Tom Hiddleston

Sean Connery

Favorite TV Shows


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gilmore Girls

Godzilla: The Series

Man vs. Food


Boy Meets World


Nanny 911

Wife Swap

Earthworm Jim

Wizards of Waverly Place

Full House

Sailor Moon

The New Woody Woodpecker Show

whatever interests me, like on E! (NO KARDASHIANS!!), VH1, or on the Food Network

Favorite Couples

Hannibal LecterxWill Graham (Hannibal)

Ash WilliamsxElsa (Evil Dead/Frozen)

Van HelsingxAnna (Van Helsing)

DraculaxLoki (Van Helsing/The Avengers)

LokixDarcy (Thor)

ThorxJane (Thor)

Tony StarkxPepper Potts (Iron Man)

RoddyxRita (Flushed Away)

PitchxHuman!Queen Chrysalis (Rise of the Guardians/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

RapunzelxFlynn (Tangled)

Earthworm JimxPrincess What's-her-Name (Earthworm Jim)

KatexLeopold (Kate & Leopold)

JekyllxMina (LXG)

OmarxAngel (Rock and Rule)

SoraxKairi (Kingdom Hearts)

RoxasxNamine (Kingdom Hearts II)

JackxSally (Nightmare Before Christmas)

PoxTigress (Kung Fu Panda)

BeldamxGeneral M. Bison (Coraline/Street Figher: The Movie)

XenaxGabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess)

CodyxLani (Surf's Up)

TulioxChel (The Road to El Dorado)

MiguelxMina AKA Sailor Venus (The Road to El Dorado/Sailor Moon)

SeymourxAudrey (Little Shop of Horrors)

Chicken JoexBabs (Surf's Up/Chicken Run)

Favorite Villains (partial list)

Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)

Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing)

Loki (Thor/The Avengers 2012)

Khan (Star Trek Into Darkness)

Pitch (Rise of the Guardians)

Characters I Identify with and Why

Twilight Sparkle-I'm pretty bookish, awkward with people, and I fret over small things sometimes (remember Lesson Zero?)

Fluttershy-Like her name, I'm shy around people, and I speak too softly when I'm talking to somebody.

Van Helsing--I have pretty much the same hair as him, and he's not considered "normal" by society because of all that monster-hunting (even though I've never hunted in my life).

Dracula--I kinda have his face, I'm a little pale, and I can scream like him when I'm angry (lol).

Roddy--Like Van Helsing, I have his hair and eye color.

Tulio--He's the practical one and so am I.

Miguel--I'm sensitive. 'Nuff said.

Amy (Sailor Mercury)--She's smart and pretty shy around others except her friends.

Wolverine--He's short like me (we're only a few inches apart according to the comics) and we have difficulties getting along with others.

Fran (The Nanny)--I have her voice, merged with Ozzy Osbourne so to speak.

Favorite Singers/Music Groups

Gwen Stefani (both No Doubt and solo)

Hugh Jackman (I heard him sing at the 2009 Oscars and I have one of his songs from The Boy from Oz on my iPod)

Spice Girls (silly, I know, but I loved them since I was 6)

Fall Out Boy


Favorite Songs

"Funhouse" (Clean Edit) P!nk

"Tragic Kingdom" No Doubt

"Next to Me" Emeli Sande

"I See a Kingdom" Queen of Trash (The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland)

"This Day Aria" Princess Cadance and Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"This Day Aria Reprise" Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, short but awesome!)

"Smooth Criminal" Michael Jackson (RIP)

"Who is It" Michael Jackson (RIP again)

"Money, Money, Money" ABBA

"Let It Rock" Kevin Rudolf and Lil' Wayne

"Tell Me Baby" Red Hot Chili Peppers

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Fall Out Boy

"My Songs Know What you Did in the Dark (Light 'em Up)" Fall Out Boy

"I2I" Powerline (A Goofy Movie)

"Stand Out" Powerline (A Goofy Movie)

"On the Open Road" Goofy, Max, and a bunch of random people (A Goofy Movie)

"Buddy Holly" Weezer

"Pork and Beans" Weezer

"Lollipop" MIKA

"Doctor Looney's Remedy" Parachute Express

"Feed Me (Git It)" Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"Sominex/Suppertime II" Audrey and Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"No One Mourns the Wicked" Glinda and Company (Wicked)

"Popular" Glinda (Wicked)

"Defying Gravity" Elphaba and Glinda (Wicked)

"Gangsta's Paradise" Coolio

"This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas (basically any remix)

"Reach for the Light" Steve Winwood (end title song from Balto)

"Go the Distance" from Hercules (the Michael Bolton version)

"Friend Like Me" from Aladdin

Half of all the Spice Girls songs

Half of Gwen Stefani's songs

Favorite Books

White Oleander by Janet Finch

She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

anything by Meg Cabot

Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine (the movie SUCKS!)

1001 Books for Every Mood by Hallie Ephron Ph.D

Wreck this Journal by Keri Smith

Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine (it's been years since I read one, but I still have a soft spot for them)

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (thanks, Van Helsing!)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series by Ann Brashares

Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber

Van Helsing movie novel

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie novel

Favorite Hobbies

Writing fanfiction

Playing video games

Reading (either paper books or my Kindle)

Drawing, mostly chibis of my favorite movie characters


Favorite Quotes

"This drink, I like it. ANOTHER!" Thor (Thor)

"ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature! I will not be bullied-"
The Hulk grabs Loki and ragdolls him
"Puny god." Loki, then the Hulk (The Avengers)

"Hello! Cinderella! Your prince is here!!" Stitch (Stitch's Great Escape from Disney World)

"Aah! Gremlin!" Alex (Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa)

"That's unconstitutional!" Donald Duck (Donald's Snow Fight)

"Hello, Roddy."
"Who might you be, little chap?"
"They call me Shocky."
"Why do they call you that? Shocky shocks Roddy OWW!" Shocky to Roddy (Flushed Away)

"To find a rat, you got to think like a rat." Whitey (Flushed Away)

"Scrabble!" Spike and Whitey (Flushed Away)

"And...gently down." Roddy (Flushed Away)

"Logan, our country needs you."
"I'm Canadian." Agent What's-his-face to Logan (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"Why'd you call him Blob?"
"I didn't call him Blob, I said BUB!" to Logan (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"Hey, who's the pig?"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Uh oh, you called him a pig!"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Shouldn't have done that..."
"Now they're in for it."
"They call me MISTER PIG!!" Banzai, then Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)

"Who's the monkey?!" Timon (The Lion King)

"OF COURSE!" General M. Bison (Street Fighter: The Movie)

"Ding-dong! You're wrong!" Oscar the Grouch (Christmas Eve on Sesame Street)

"Did you miss science class or something? When you throw a brick at a window, you expect it to stick?!" Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)

"Why do you talk like Mickey Mouse?" Michelle to Steve Urkel (Full House)

"But I like the cookie..." Hammy (Over the Hedge)

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

"'re funny!" Elliot (Open Season)

"Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, 'Hi, Helen!'" Batty (Ferngully)

"Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!" Ken (Bee Movie)

"Pardon me. Will one of you step into the lobby and get me a candy bar?" Woody Woodpecker (Who's Cookin' Who?)

"Gabriel...oh, Gabriel..." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually, when I approach, I can almost dance to the beat. Strange that yours is so steady..." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"Allow me to reintroduce myself...I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia. Born 1422. Murdered 1462." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"I bet that's upsetting." Van Helsing (Van Helsing)

"And you're a deranged psychopath." Van Helsing to Mr. Hyde (Van Helsing)

"Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want...dangit (only he didn't say that)!" Carl (Van Helsing)

"Could you stop squirming?"
"If you had bought me the proper sized corset, I wouldn't have to squirm!"
"There. A vision of loveliness. "
"I told the cardinal when he got your cable, I am not a field man!"
"There isn't much danger of you being mistaken as any kind of man, Carl!" Van Helsing to Carl (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"Van Helsing, listen, I'm truly sorry for calling you an arrogant, reckless pompinjay."
"You never called me an arrogant, reckless pompinjay."
"Well, not to your face." Carl to Van Helsing (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"A dumbwaiter shaft? How are supposed to use it without someone up there to pull the rope? Fly?" Carl (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"I killed it! Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined!" Charlie Brown (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

"Bad Chaka!" Dr. Rick Marshall (Land of the Lost 2009)

"SHEEP!!" Evan (Evan Almighty)

"We will wait til they're deep in their sleep." half a minute later... "How long is this going to TAKE?!" King Julien (Madagascar)

"Row for the ship! ROW FOR THE SHI--" BAM! Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

"Are you our mother, Wendy?"
"Why no, Michael. Surely you haven't forgotten about our real mother!"
"Did she have silky ears and wears a fur coat?"
"No, Michael. That was Nana!" Michael to Wendy (Peter Pan)

"Gee, Pop, you forgot to say halt!" Haiti Jr. (The Jungle Book)

"Okay, chaps, it appears that it has become necessary to to put these dogs through obedience school. Kill!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Terrible! Terrible! Absolutely, positively apalling! I must have a voice to match the occulence of this sal--" Fievel stabs him in the butt "--OON!!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Morons." Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Freeze, you miserable vermin!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Dancing buffalo bones? Nah." Tiger (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"No tea! NO TEA!" Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

"Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking."
"A dangerous pastime?"
"I know!" Gaston and Lefou (Beauty and the Beast)

"Hog...Hug? HOG HUG?! HOGARTH HUGHES!!" Kent Mansley (The Iron Giant)

"Inconceivable!" Vizzini (The Princess Bride)

"Chowder, Life Lesson #1: Never tell a woman she's fat." Mung (Chowder)

"We're picking out paint colors tonight so it's going to be hours of 'yes,' 'no," "yes,' 'no,' 'yes,' 'no,' until my world-famous perseverence wears him down and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?" Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

"You're going to LOVE ME!" Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"HEY! Somebody let us in! We're here for the official business of Mother Nature!" Sunburn (Happily Ever After)

"I'm warning you! When I lose my temper, I really get carried away!" Sunburn (Happily Ever After)

"Everybody's got a fear of something."
"Not everybody."
"Sock puppets!"
"WHERE?! AHH!" Marge to Homer (The Simpsons)

"Hey, why am I the poop checker?"
"Because taking the baby home was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."
"Why else?"
"NOW SID!" Sid to Manny (Ice Age)

"Don't move a muscle."
"AHHHHH!" Manny and Molehog (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"Are you ready for adventure?"
"Yes, sir!"
"For danger?"
"Yes, sir!"
"For death?"
"Uhh, can you repeat the question?" Buck to Crash and Eddie (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"I thought you were a female!" Sid (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"If you try to put a bow on me, you're going to lose a finger." Juarez (G-Force)

"That's not a wish! That's an insult!" Kazaam (Kazaam)

"Oatmeal?!" Stocking-Hat kid and other kids (Frosty the Snowman)

"Alright! Cuba!" Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

"El Dorado is native for...great...big...ROCK!!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"HOLY SHIP!!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"You drank sea water, didn't you?" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"You mincing, fencing twit!"
"You fight like my sister!"
"I've fought your sister. That's a compliment." Tulio to Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

"If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

Favorite Disney/Dreamworks Characters

Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)

Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast)

Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

Lefou (Beauty and the Beast)

Goofy (Disney, A Goofy Movie)

Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

Nigel the Koala (The Wild, I know it's not technically a Disney movie since they only distributed it, but he's awesome!)

Mr. Smee (Peter Pan)

The Crocodile (Peter Pan he brings the wuss out of Captain Hook, ha!)

Iago (Aladdin)

Bagheera (The Jungle Book)

Gurgi (The Black Cauldron)

Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

Rapunzel (Tangled)

Flynn Rider (Tangled)

Pascal (Tangled)

Maximus (Tangled)

Timon (The Lion King)

Pumbaa (The Lion King)

Russell (Up)

E. Aster Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

Roddy (Flushed Away)

Whitey (Flushed Away)

Po (Kung Fu Panda)

Donkey (Shrek)

Gingy (Shrek)

King Julien (Madagascar)

Mort (Madagascar)

A bunch of pasties I've found/made

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Keller An 8-foot-tall alien who was born blind on a planet where every form of disability is forbidden. His parents gave him up for adoption in order to save his life, and he gets taken in by a kindly family who shaped him into the gentle giant that he is. Because of his big size, he tends to get a little hungry every now and then...Physical appearance: An 8 feet tall mix between a human and a kangaroo (similar to the Na'vi), light purple skin with tattoo-like markings, milky-blue blind eyes, multiple piercings on his ears, a red bow with jingle bells tied at the end of his skinny tail, and a dark purple tongue that can stretch to a foot, and wears a white tank top and khaki pants. Voiced by Hugh Jackman (Roddy from Flushed Away, E. Aster Bunnymund from Rise of the Guardians, and Jean Valjean from Les Miserables 2012)

Brody Starzilla's eigtheen-year-old brother. Despite being a little more level-headed than his sister, he gets a little freaked out by some things. Physical appearance: lanky, brownish-black hair, hazel eyes, a light green star tattoo over his left eye (the mark of the Starian), and wears a red t-shirt, khaki shorts, and tan/cream sandals. Voiced by David Henrie (Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place, thanks to you, Skullgal94!)

Phobos Starzilla and Brody's widowed dad. While he is a doting father and is loved by his kids, he is pretty much a coward most of the time, especially since his wife was killed by Heartless. Hey, his name means "fear" in Greek (ha). His constant companion is the wisecracking Batty from Ferngully. Physical appearance: tall and muscular, blonde hair put up in a faux-hawk, blue eyes, a goldenrod star over his left eye, and wears yellow hoodie, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Voiced by Jerry O'Connell (Charlie from Kangaroo Jack)

Psyche (Psy) She is a young woman who is the Chosen One...for the wrong reasons. After Hades attacked her town when she was a child, he gave her a marking that signifies that he wants her soul for some nefarious purpose. Despite her sometimes bitter personality, she wants to do what she believes is right and does show a caring side at times. Physical appearance: 17, curly dark hair with wispy bangs, a dark purple tattoo-like marking going across her back and her chest, and (before her adventure) wears a bright blue dress, a purple belt, and pink shoes. Voiced by Janet Varney (The Legend of Korra)

Liam Aloysius Grey II Psy's uncle. He takes Psy under his wing after she loses her parents to a devastating plague that occurred after the Hades incident. Under his guidance, she learned about the Keyblade War that ended the significance of the weapon (now mass-produced), as well as how to fight with one. He has a slightly arrogant streak about him, but he cares about his niece dearly since she's the only family he has. But there's more to him than meets the eye... Physical appearance: 40-ish, blonde, one brown eye and one green eye (due to heterochromia), and wears a light brown overcoat over a navy waistcoat, white shirt, brown pants, and boots. Voiced by Eddie Izzard (Nigel from The Wild)

Clarisse LeBeau (Flushed Away) Roddy's 16-year-old American cousin from South Carolina. She's a sweet but not-so-graceful southern belle who's coming to live with Roddy and Rita just in time for their wedding. Clarisse is the daughter of a male Louisiana rat (that's the reason why her last name's LeBeau) and a female S.C. rat, and she has inherited their passion for cooking. She is also really dumb some of the time. Physical appearance: short for her age (like me), blonde, and wears a pink hoodie w/white polka dots, denim skirt with pink bottom, hot pink leggings, and turquoise shoes. Voiced by Alyson Stoner (Isabella from Phineas and Ferb)

Vanessa (Flushed Away) Like Ash Li Wu's Duchess, she's a girl from Roddy's past with a bad attitude. Except she will be Ratropolis' new villain. She's the Toad's new fiancee (he calls her "Vanessa-Poo"), which explains the former's sudden change in attitude towards rodents. Prone to violent fits and obsessed with black in a non-goth manner, she's despised by just about everybody...except for her "Sweetie" and Le Frog, who will become her cousin-in-law. Hey, if Kermit and Miss Piggy can pull off the mammal-amphibian romance, then why not the Toad and Vanessa? Physical appearance: very pretty, sleek black hair, wears black dresses, and sapphire eyes. Voiced by Amy Poehler (SNL, Bessie Higginbottom from The Mighty B!)

Bane (Van Helsing) No, it's not the Batman villain. He's a pygmy werewolf whom Van Helsing saves from a vicious regular werewolf. Now the little guy's the monster hunter's new ally. BTW pygmy werewolves are a much gentler race of werewolves whose bite doesn't turn their victims into werewolves (amen to that). They are more like puppies than monsters. Bane enjoys hitching a ride in Van Helsing's duster pocket, and he is always willing to defend his owner and his friends. Physical appearance: small, cute, grey puppy; looks just like a Siberian husky puppy.

Lycans (Van Helsing)

Dyson--Fun-loving, he meets the team by chance, along with his mate Samantha. Physical appearance: human: messy dark brown hair, hazel eyes, well-built, and wears a white shirt and blue pants; werewolf: dark brown fur and well-built.

Samantha--Practical, she is Dyson's mate and fellow Lycan. Physical appearance: human: slender, green eyes, waist-length light brown hair, and wears a flowing dress the color of cornflower; werewolf: light brown fur and slender.

Mary Kay (X-Men) A little-known fact to the fans: Logan AKA Wolverine has a daughter. She is headstrong and is not the least bit ashamed the fact she is a spittin' image of him. Physical appearance: short for her age like her dad, has adamantium claws like dad, has brown hair like dad except it's long with hot pink streaks--you get the idea. Voiced by Jessie Flower (Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender)

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Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Fracture by KHLegacy reviews
A Year has passed since the defeat of Xehanort and Kaen but all is not well when Dream Eaters are seen in the realm of light it is a sign of a Phenomenon that could doom both the realms of Light and Sleep the Mysterious Organizations of PISCOM and the Fragmented have chosen now to make their move knowing more about it Sora and his son Kiro must now take up the Keyblade once more
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 354,799 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sora, OC
Calm Waters by Anna-Jay reviews
Hannibal takes in a malnourished merman as his new pet and sets out to help him recover. Hannigram. Mermaid Au. Monster Challenge.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Kingdom Hearts re:Legacy Final Mix by KHLegacy reviews
a Lonely boy with the Mysterious power to control and create light suddenly finds himself the newest weilder of the Egimatic Keyblade and when a boy named Kaen destroys their home Kiro and Takeshi must team up with Ventus a figure in Sora's untold past
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 583,222 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ventus/Ven, OC - Complete
Prince of Heart II by Tohokari-Steel reviews
Sequel to POH. A year has passed and a dark force is active. Their target-the treasure of all treasures, which can grant wishes to whoever finds it. And Sora and co. are the only ones who can stop them. SoKai and Roxine. Current World: Twilight Town
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 164,446 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Evil Dead: Into Darkness by MadamDoll reviews
Mia has been shot into the future, another experience with the Necronomicon. She wants to return to her time, but needs to find the book, and possibly save the future of Earth. But at the start of this new journey, she meets Ash. the two decide to stick together, but will their personalities clash, or bring them close together?(Evil DeadCrossoverAU, WARNING:FUTURE ASH/MIA )
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013
Haunting Hannibal by I. H. Scribe reviews
Beverly comes back as a ghost and decides she owes Hannibal some misfortune.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L., Beverly K., J. Crawford - Complete
Kid movies retold Avenger style by special agent Ali reviews
The title says it all. I am taking kid movies, mostly Disney, but if I seen it i can probably do it, and making a crack fic using the Avengers as the main characters. I will use the scenes from movie but lines are mostly all my own. If you have suggestion or movies you'd like to see tell me in a review. I hope you enjoy these silly one-shots.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
A Norse God Sleeps on My Couch by Truthful Blasphemy reviews
Loki is punished by being sent to Midgard. The twist? He's living with two fangirls! Enjoy Loki from a different perspective as he hoards rootbeer, makes messes, discovers our 'alien technology' and gets into a little trouble. Featuring the Avengers, Nick Fury, and the God of Mischief himself!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
Pitch is Ticklish by weirdo44 reviews
the title says it all. This is a work in progress... MAJOR FLUFF ALERT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Pitch, Tooth
By Example by Night's Darkness reviews
Loki's son's have inherited their father's taste for mischief. Naturally Loki does nothing to discourage this. Poor Thor, poor Asgard. Based of the prompt 'Loki has to discipline one of his children and fails utterly because CUTE'.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Avengers of Harmony by Maethorelen reviews
Two wielders of chaos threaten both the worlds of Earth and Equestria. Now, the mightiest heroes of both realms must come together to fight these enemies. "Because if we can't protect harmony, you can be darn well sure we'll avenge it." Cover art credit goes to Alienfirst on Deviantart.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,625 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
Land of Hearts by Tohokari-Steel reviews
Kingdom Hearts fanmake. When Fictor is destroyed by the Dark Souls, Team Fictor teams up with Sasuke and Kakashi to try and save the universe! They travel to worlds filled with colorful characters while TL wields the one key to save them all...
Crossover - X-overs & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,211 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009
Villains's Redemption by Rozen14 reviews
Can't think of a good summary this time but I will say that the world of Disney is in deep trouble and that a 13 year old girl who searches for her missing brother and the disney villains are the ones who can make things right. Enjoy!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,578 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010
Goofy Bloopers And Deleted Scenes by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Title says all! These are outtakes, deleted scenes, and alternate scenes from both Goofy movies. Includes mature content, pop culture references, and insanity! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Characters might be slightly OOC. Now complete.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Seymour's Nightmare: I'm Eating You Up Alive! by Subuku no Jess reviews
What happens when Seymour Krelborn feeds Audrey II too much? Will Audrey and Seymour have tomorrows? Will Audrey II ever be satisfied with it's appetite? But most importantly, will Seymour stop being so insane! Rated T for Audrey II cursing.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Audrey II, Seymour K. - Complete
Prince of Heart Final Mix by Tohokari-Steel reviews
Sora and his friends go off on a quest to cure King Mickey and Queen Minnie, with the help of four new characters and two people from the future, they must stop universal conquest. SoKai and OCsxOCs. Current World: Destiny Island. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 241 - Words: 562,204 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Tiger Master's Code by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
101 things that Master Tigress absolutely, positively, 100 percent cannot do at the Jade Palace or in the Valley of Peace.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Tigress - Complete
Rock A Ghost by DivineSpiritual reviews
Chris goes on a quest with Razor, T-Bone, Amy Rose, and SpongeBob to get Danny to come back so it will stop raining. With the help of Miley, they show Danny he can bring up the sun. ChrisxRazor DannyxMiley Read and Review! Chapter 8 up!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Dracula’s Revenge by Lady Wednesday reviews
DraculaOC. Dracula's back again, and this time he's the owner of a nightclub called The Hollow. Out for revenge on Van Helsing, his plan begins to fall into place when he learns of Van Helsing's daughter... AU
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Dracula - Complete
Flushed away: The Adventure Continues by Ash Li Wu reviews
The Toad yet again plots another destruction of the rats in Ratropolis. His plan will take action in 3 days. While our heroes, without knowing the danger, have got their hands full with an unexpected mouse from Roddy's past... R&R plz!
Flushed Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Tame the Beast by Opaque Opal reviews
Disney. After seeing a commercial for Chef Boyardee Ravioli, Belle figures out a new way to break the spell. Complete parody and my first BatB fanfic. Please R&R!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Movie Parody by Dracozombie reviews
With this simple five step guide, you too will know how to write different, awesome, and UNIQUE movie parodies and become just like every other author in the Cartoon Crossovers section! Yays! Rated T for some language.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Blossom Goes to Candy Mountain by JetWarrior reviews
We're going on an adventuuuure, Blooossooom!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
How the Wolverine Eliminated Christmas by VanHelsingWannaBe reviews
A parody on How the Grinch Stole Christmas with a twist. Also a companion piece for my Feline Fox and Fira story. See what happens when Feline and Electro have a Creative Writing Paper that was due close to Christmas. Merry Christmas everybody
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Aladdin: XMen Style by Pip the MiT Squeak reviews
Pretty much what the title says...Gambit Remy is Aladdin, Rogue is Jasmine...a complete cast listing inside. Please Read and Review!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Of Ogres & Wolverines by xmfan reviews
Logan has always been a loner, and he prefers to stay that way. But what'll he do when an elf, a princess, an ethnic-cleansing helmet man and a whole mess of unwanted company turn his world upside-down? This is an X-Men Evo parody of Shrek!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004
The League Goes Shopping by wolfbeaver reviews
All the's GONE!" Tom screamed. "Then we must go shopping..." Mina said gravely... Please Read and Review!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004
What Happened to the Garlic? by HyperCaz reviews
We all saw Carl equip Van Helsing with garlic. What happened to it? Why wasn't it used?
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Um, Boo? by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Carl is bored and goes and explores a creepy old house that isn't really that creepy, Dracula goes trickortreating in a fairy princess costume, and Van Helsing doesn't really seem to like cupcakes.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Through the Ages by Angela Kinetic reviews
What happens when Van Helsing and company get thrown through the ages to 2004? Read on to find out.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Time Sliders by Lady Nessa reviews
DONE! Liz and her two friends, Ali and Bri, find Van Helsing and Co. after they are sent to 2004. The bad news, Dracula and his brides are there as well. Things only get worse when the friends get back to 1888. Now, the good guys have to destroy Dracula!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,924 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Lilo & Stitch: XMen Evo Style by xmfan reviews
COMPLETE! One is an adamantium-clawed mutant with a bad attitude. The other is an attitude-correcting goth without any friends. When these two meet, it can only mean one thing . . . an insane Lilo & Stitch parody featuring the X-Men!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,140 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Whose Line With Dracula by lotrluv reviews
Dracula on Whose Line is it AnywayPlease R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004
A Place Called Home by XIII BlackCat reviews
Nicole was an orphan that was found in the dump by a band of robbers. She was placed on the doorstep of a family that abuses her. When she and the robbers accidentally found each other fourteen years later, she learned the true meaning of love and home.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2002
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Evil Dead: Frozen by Dawn reviews
Just when he thought his problems were over, Ash gets thrown into another time warp, this time sending him to Arendelle. Soon, Ash and Elsa get dragged through dimension after dimension on the hunt for the stolen Necronomicon. In other words, sorta like Kingdom Hearts...but with a chainsaw and a boomstick instead of a Keyblade. R&R!
Crossover - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness & Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1
Starlight Islands reviews
200 years after Sora's death, a threat more dangerous than the Heartless rises, this time the Lord of the Underworld and the Soul-Drainers. Only a girl, her uncle, a genie, an ice queen, and a wisecracking chainsaw wielder will be able to stop them. R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19
Behave, Little Ponies reviews
(Pre-reformed) Diamond Tiara is being witchy as she usually is to the CMC, and Discord (our narrator) warns her about the Boogeyman, who eats misbehaving children. Of course, Diamond Tiara writes it off, and sure enough...Pitch has his eyes on her as his next meal. R&R!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Diamond Tiara, Pitch - Complete
Vampire Stew reviews
After getting bitten, Van Helsing develops the hunger of the werewolf...and he eyes Dracula as his dinner! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Van Helsing, Dracula
XMen: Mary Kay's Story reviews
Logan finds a baby on the steps of the school, and a special bond is formed. R & R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine
Van Helsing Goes to Candy Mountain reviews
Parody of the wildly popular Charlie the Unicorn video on YouTube! Dracula and Anna drag Van Helsing on a trip to Candy Mountain, and hilarity ensues! Please R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Van Helsing meets Starzilla reviews
My first fanfic! Just a silly one-shot starring my OC, Starzilla! Please review!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete