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Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rebelward Without a Cause by goldenmeadow reviews
Outtakes from Dead Confederates featuring our fave dirty beautiful vampire, Rebelward. AND other Dead Confed characters explored-Alice, Jazz, Mama Brown, Rose and more. Beautiful, scary, sexy stuff. AU, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,854 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Youth without Age and Life without Death by goldenmeadow reviews
Nascence to ending, Eliza Masen to Isabella Swan. Human suffering, supernatural horror. Waking, dreaming; wanting, needing. A fantastical reason. Vampire. Human. Man, woman, lover. Singular hope for love & the ONE thing you never thought possible. ExB, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,094 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Pillow Biter by DirtyJoke reviews
Crossdressing Bella. Her deranged school counselor. Lots of illegal sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Into the Fold by Pasi reviews
Severus Snape is going straight to hell. The people he calls his friends are helping him get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,808 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Tigresse of Csejte by goldenmeadow reviews
Hell's handmaiden met a Habsburg prince. Budapest 1806. A valnak, a Baroness, an inglorious beast. A palatine, a prince, the guillotine. Her heart dead, his rotting in aristocratic decay. Give up? Genuflect? Claim. One vampiress, one man. AU M collab.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Carnal Knowledge 101 by goldenmeadow reviews
Is there nothing haughty naughty Edward can't do? Savant, esthete, gourmand, critic. Ever patient, ever hard, now he's hands-on. Pedanticward, in exquisite, carnal, uncut, comic detail, tutors his Bella-love in the one subject he never studied. M/AU/BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Death of Cool by DirtyJoke reviews
What a monster I've created.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking Glass by goldenmeadow reviews
The soul takes flight to the world that is invisible and thereupon arriving she is sure of bliss and forever dwells in paradise.' Heartbreaking, blissful beauty unfolds around Edward’s dilemma, Bella’s dream, and their destiny. Love vs. time. AU/canon. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Men of Twilight: Twilight TwentyFive by goldenmeadow reviews
Stories written to one-word prompts for the Twi 25 contest. Peek inside the minds of Edward, Jasper, Carlisle, Peter and more. Both AU & Canon in settings and pairings. Love, lust, loss, larking. Each story rated separately. DIVE IN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,456 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
The Unconditional Vow by Agnus Castus reviews
Dumbledore had a plan to protect Snape after the fateful night on the Astronomy Tower. During his final year as Headmaster, Snape has a chance to come to terms with his past and find peace, before his life draws to its inevitable close. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 128,793 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Pink Cadillac by DirtyJoke reviews
Carlisle leaves Purgatory in a testosterone-fueled fit of rage. Meanwhile, Edward has a date with his tweezers and some unruly ass hairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Comeuppance by goldenmeadow reviews
Love: foundered, fraught, feverish, fought for. Figuring it out. Poetic, poignant, permanent, not-quite-perfection. AH, very rated M, Edward and Bella, Emotional and Beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Cake by goldenmeadow reviews
Bella decides to test her newly discovered skills when Edward tricks her into tasting some wedding cake samples. In character, post-Eclipse pre-wedding. Oneshot. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete