silverdaggermotherfecker
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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1819426, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I just reread my profile and gagged. I feel as though it needs an excessive make over. Although I'm fairly sure not many people out there read this...

First and foremost: I love grammar, it gets me naked.

Second: I love writing. I'm gonna follow this with 'Duh'

c) ... no third: I enjoy reading. Mainly other fanfics. They are much shorter then books and require less attention, focus and effort. (I'm rather lazy)

Forth: My spelling is atrocious (had to check if I spelt atrocious right... I didn't) So I tend to draw instead

- insert rabbit-

^^^see a rabbit, I didn't know how to spell rabbit so I drew one^^^

Fifth: I wonder how many points I can continue before you get bored...

Sixth: Marry me?

Seventh: I wish I could stay focused.

Eighth: I love music, art and drama. Just a little insight to myself. I like to pretend I'm creative :5 LMAO.

Ninth (it's such a funny looking word... maybe I spelt it wrong?): Don't let my past mainstream obssesions cloud your opinion of me. I'M A GOOD PERSON. I HATE TWILIGHT TOO.

Tenth: That's prettty much all I can write about me, I often get bored of myself, I assume you are too... my bad. seriously.

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Love and Literature by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
AU story. Ianto Jones is a librarian whose life is turned upside down when a handsome American decides to take a look around the shelves...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,383 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Earthboys Are Easy by JaqueDark reviews
Ianto looses his lover, Scott, in an accident. Jaarkness uses his chameleon circuit to become part human. Ianto has to teach Jack to be human and Jack teaches Ianto to live again. Summary limit sucks
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,658 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ianto J.
Hysteria by inatowncalledforks reviews
Older darker dominant corporate Edward, hires privet investigator Jacob Black to follow his younger girlfriend, Bella around when she’s acting suspicious. Lemons, a dramatic thriller. Rated M.OCC/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
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Legally Hooked reviews
Edward is a young police officer who falls for his bosses daughter, Bella. Lemons. One shot maybe. All human. A whole lot of fluff. Kinky sex scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Love at First Sight? Or Should I Walk Past Again? reviews
revolving aroung our fave vamps edward,jasper & emmett our fave wallocks from the movie the covenant; caleb,reid,pogue & tyler my own fictional charactors replacing our mortal enemies of bella n sarah. lemons! all human.Twilight love story.fluff & smutt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009