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Author has written 13 stories for Devil May Cry, and Twilight.

ScarQueen, Luna Farfalla, ShyAnon = for all your insane, DMC related needs.

Quotes: (some of which about myself, which I believe tell you more about a person then a : Well, I like the colour purple...):

Random:

"People call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing!" Otto, The Simpsons.

"Please lay down, miss." "Ooh, Jesus position!" Extremely sweet Italian doctor & me.

This is my new boyfriend's daughter, TehOdd1. Isn't she cute?" "Naw, she sure is. The cute ones are always more fun to corrupt. They squirm." Mum & I.

"I love Tom. (Tom&Jerry) He's always getting his as handed to him, then bounding up again. He's like, the poster boy of persistence." Me, extremely sleep deprived.

Supernatural:

"I'm Batman!" "Yes Dean, you're Batman." Dean & Sam.

"Now, now, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge." "You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!" Some evil bich versus Dean.

Devil May Cry (1 - 4):

"Trish...Devils never cry...These tears, tears are a gift only humans have." Dante.

"You saw it too, didn't you? That huge tower jutting out of the ground? That thick shaft that causes wemon to shudder..." Jester.

Vergil: Why isn't this working?! Is there something missing? Must more blood be shed?
Dante: (grinning) You seem to be in a bad mood.
Vergil: Dante.
Dante: So my mother's amulet is the key that unlocks the door to the Demon World. Heh, good plan, Pop.
Vergil: Just the opposite, actually. Originally it was the key to the Demon World but was given to the humans as a gift.
Dante: It doesn't matter to me one way or the other. (draws Rebellion) More importantly, I've come all this way. I'm sure you've got time for one more game, right?
Vergil: (sheathes Yamato and activates the Beowulf gauntlets) Why not? After all, we share the same blood. I'll just use more of yours to undo Daddy's little spell.
Dante: (balancing his sword on the tip of the hilt) So, you want a piece of me. Literally. Okay, bro. Come and get it, if you can!

"If Dante ever went into give me a kiss, I'd have him naked and sexed so quick he's head would spin. And I'm not talking about his shoulders head." "What?" "You know what I'm talkin' 'bout." "No seriously, didn't hear you. Had my iPod in." "sweatdrop" Me&my far too innocent 11 year old brother.

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Legends II: BioHazardus Evolution by ScarQueen reviews
Sequel to Legends: Neo Genesis. In the void something else was created, something neither alive nor dead. It consumed all, threatening to overwhelm the senses and destroy reason. Welcome back to the struggle.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 88 - Words: 205,888 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Vergil, Dante
The Sky Above Fortuna by Tono-Danamaki reviews
Part two of WDBS. Stuck in a world Inbetween, I look at the rubble and destruction, I stare at the sky. I hear screaming, crying. Desperate footsteps as they all scramble to run from their fate. Once I was at peace, but now chaos disturbs my sleep.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Legacy of One, Fate of Two by ForgottenLuminescence reviews
In which Dante experiences fatherhood and a warped concept of "two halves make a whole". Congratulations, Mr. Sparda, your wife's given birth to fraternal twins. OCs alert. Semi-AU. Rated for Dante's potty mouth.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Dante
Celestial Touch by Frances Geira reviews
Hell be damned, it was no match for him. Escape was inevitable…he would find her. And he would change her…moulding her into his own image. And, as for his sibling…well, fate would decide…VERGILxLADY, Dante, Nero…after DMC4
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,019 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Vergil, Lady/Mary
Another Man's Shoes by Elmy reviews
Post deep dark. Detective Mike Celluci is tired of living in the shadow of a Vampire. In a fit of jealousy he sets about finding a way to make Henry know just once what it feels like to be the lesser man. Body swap story! *Sadly this story is not finished*
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Vicki N., Henry F., Mike C.
Elevator by NicolinaN reviews
Edited and being reposted with a late gift. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,133 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
When Dead Boys Scream by Tono-Danamaki reviews
Something you should know: I'm dead. I watch the living. I suffer from my inability to suffer. But this story is not about me, it's about her, and the Red Assassin
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,735 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
The Other Woman by Moiranna reviews
Complete: Dante knew his brother always got wanted what he wanted. And it kills a part of him to know it. VxD, VxL
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Reasons Why Arthur Likes Gwen by kolachess reviews
SLASH! ArthurxMerlin. Everyone knows the Arthurian legends and how King Arthur was 'besotted' with Queen Guinevere. Here is Arthur's list of why. Humor/Crack!/Angst/Fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
There's No Logical Explanation by romanticidiot reviews
For This Discomboomeration . Merlin/Arthur, one shot. Merlin is just trying to do something nice for Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Feed Me a Box of Words by Of Wolves And Dogs reviews
Nero liked the idea of playing hero and saving Dante’s ass, but when did playing ‘hero’ suddenly mean asking help from a monstrous secret Dante has been hiding from Nero? All things come with a price and Nero has a bad feeling that Vergil is going to...
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,421 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Nero, Vergil - Complete
Tease by SecretsofPandora reviews
Vergil/Lady sexing and in the bedroom, rollicking, rolling over and having fun. The pleasure demons are happy tonight.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Lady/Mary, Vergil
Between heaven and hell by Zetai reviews
The craziest 24 hours in Sasuke's life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Conquests of Kimberly Greene by LeFay reviews
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to spend some very personal time with the members of The Covenant, Kimberly Greene has first hand experience that she's willing to share with everyone. Rated M for sexual content.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,975 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Desire by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
SeverusxHarry; Yes, they are quite the bipolar ones ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Devil's Retreat by DevilWriter N reviews
Dante has to convince Vergil to go with him on a double date to a secluded cabin otherwise his date is a 'no go'. Vergil refuses. Dante is willing to do anything in return for his cooperation. "Anything?" Vergil slyly replied. DanteXOC,VergilXOC
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bid On Me by JordanBu reviews
AU-Sequel to BUY ME! Nero and Dante couldn't be happier together until an offer for a better job splits the new couple apart. Would Dante accept the offer and leave Nero behind? And what's Vergil's role in all of this? DxN and other implied couples. YAOI!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Dante, Nero
Arachnophobia? by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
The infallible Arthur Pendragon was on a chair because of a spider. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Moonlighting by wardedportal reviews
Severus Snape catches a student out after dark. HG/SS, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chivalry was Murdered by a certain slant of light reviews
Violet teaches Neil that historical reenactments are only as credible as their props. ჯ Watching the Detectives. NeilViolet.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Revenge! by ShyAnon reviews
Vergil should've known Dante wouldn't let it go... Sequel to Forced! COMPLETE!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Rain by Moiranna reviews
Dante would never be like his brother. Never.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Of Course You Should Be Afraid by dearmrsawyer reviews
Wee!Chesters. Sammy's scared of the dark.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Diary of a Pawn by The Pawn reviews
This is my real life account on vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Sam Winchester's True Love by keekers15 reviews
Dean's eating muffins. How will Sam deal? Crack!fic. no slash. plz review!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Sevie-Poo reviews
How Vergil met Arkham. Contains ArkhamxVergil, MM, Slash
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Labyrinth of Sin by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. The puppies give the sex talk to Harry. RLSB and SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forced by ShyAnon reviews
Dante and Vergil are stuck, cuffed and facing one another in a dank dungeon. Without the usual distractions of swordplay and enemies they are now forced to face the scariest thing of all... each other. Oneshot! R&R
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Only for You by OriginalSin1132 reviews
Vergil and Dante figure out a way to pass the time. [DantexVergil] [ONESHOT]
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Ammunition by dismaynight reviews
Heaven forbid they have to spend this life alone. / ItachixOC songfic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
These Words by A-Spirit reviews
If these words could heal... SNARRY. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Ordinary Life by YellowDancer reviews
A surreal glimpse of normality in the world of Devil May Cry. Years after they parted ways, Lady and Dante run into each other and share a pleasant afternoon in the city. NOT a LxD pairing. Mostly Dante and kids and fluff...
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Three Days Of Grace by Chroma Gyr reviews
It was fine in the beginning...Then it all changed...What happened...?
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
When Mundus gets Bored by Bustahead reviews
When Mundus gets bored, you know it's never going to bode well...especially for his poor long suffering servant, Vergil. Expect lots of OOCness and craziness. Read, review, but most of all ENJOY!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005
No More Drama by Aena Paula -Echidna reviews
Lady begins to see Dante's ugly side after living with him for more than a year. She decides to run away [DantexLady with future VergilxLady]. Don't read if you worship all the goodness that is Dante!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2006
Wilderness Tips x Ice Storm by A-Spirit reviews
First in the 'Wilderness Tips Series'... Harry sat crosslegged, arms wrapped around his body, on the frozen ground and seemed oblivious to the storm that raged about him. He was facing the lake as if entranced by the glistening water. SSHP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Dose of Snarry by Inari K reviews
Even Snarry needs to be made fun of. (SSHP)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dante's brush with Persephone by SecretsofPandora reviews
Dante meets with Persephone and Hades. Will he take the offer? One shot wonder.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
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The Prodigy reviews
Vergil wanted a prodigy. He never could stand babies, so he took one. Now she's fiffteen, and he's kicking her out to the person she loathes the most: Dante. HIATUS. Sorry :
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,282 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Vergil
Mini Tales Of pure Crack reviews
These are the collection of highness TehOdd1 has come up with. Devil May Cry awsomness - 1, 2, 3 and 4. READ AT OWN RISK. OOCNESS GALORE. LAUGHING GAS PROVIDED.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Tick Tock reviews
A songfic, DantexLady style. They fight, they make up. Not hentai, just fluffy and kinda cute. Done to Kesha's Tick Tock.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
I would have you no other way reviews
Vergil escapes hell after climbing the ladder, and provoking some rather important people. He moves in with a lawyer - Angel - who completely entertains him. Why can't he just kill her already? What makes him so... Intrigued? EVENTUALLY VergilxOC HIATUS
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,180 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Vergil
The First Time reviews
This was a set challenge fic from teh lurverlay Lady Luce, entittled : That's a first. Vergie and his frist girlfriend, I think it's kinda cute 0.o... Enjoy! Do what you will...
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Vergil - Complete
Who Dunnit? reviews
Lady is pregnant. See if you can figure out who! Oh, choices, choices... Is it Vergil, or Dante? What will Lady do?
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Lady/Mary - Complete
2 Gurls 1 Cup reviews
GAWD I AM SO HIGH I WOULDN'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE! GAHH!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Only Human reviews
One of my experiances in life quite recently - an Author's note I suggest every one who reads 'I would have you no other way' should take a look at.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Vergil - Complete
The Moments Shared And Tantrums Thrown reviews
I kinda just got bored and redid what I thought couldv'e happened at the end of DMC3. Meh, do what you will with it! One Eff word!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Tidbits Of A Bored Little Girl reviews
Lady gets bored as a little kid and writes down the goings on at the Sparda house. I was high when I wrote this... not actually high, foo' FUNNYNESS
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
One,Two,Three : 2 shot reviews
What Lady dosen't know won't hurt her. So surely pretending to be Dante won't irk her in the slightest, will it...? Vergil tries to get in Lady's pants after spending months in Hell dreaming of her - but what does Lady have to say about that? SWEARING!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Lady/Mary, Vergil - Complete
HOW TWILIGHT REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED reviews
This is my crack version of how Twilight should've gone. Ever wanted to know what would've happened if Bella got 'that time of month? Well. This is pretty much it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here's to: 1 shot reviews
Lady has killed her dad. Vergil has escaped Hell. He finds her in a bar, roaring drunk - it all turns into a bit of 'My life is worser than yours' Confessions of a half demon emo prince. Oh, joy.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete