Ravenclaw-Earl of Storybrooke
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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1819523, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Once Upon a Time, Downton Abbey, A song of Ice and Fire, and Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

I know what you're thinking: he's absolutely crazy.

And I am.

My interests range from fantasy (Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Once) to more sophisticated works of art (Phantom of the Opera, Downton Abbey, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie etc.).

I suppose a larger number of my stories have been based on my favorite character in Once Upon A Time, Cora. I've always been extremely interested in her, even though we now know her backstory. Other authors are into "shipping" people together. I certainly ship folks. (In one of my very old and sadly undeveloped stories, I have a huge Rita Skeeter/Gilderoy Lockhart ship.) In my heart of hearts, I'd like to see Cora with Rumplestiltskin and Regina with Hook. However, so many stories are all about shipping that I prefer to focus on family relationships. Therefore, in my Once fictions (not the ones that deal with little drabbles of Cora's history) I focus on Cora and Regina's mother-daughter relationship and the even more interesting would-be connection between Cora and Henry (as in the boy, not the husband).

Thanks for reading and supporting! I love your feedback and I love the freedom to write.

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HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

WAND: Black Walnut, 11.5 inches, Dragon Heartstring, Hard

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE FAMILY: House Baelish

MIDDLE-EARTH RACE: Hobbit

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Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14 reviews
A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,290 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
The Lady of the Dark Castle by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
Belle must save her people and only by becoming the Dark One's servant will she be able to help them. Much to Belle's surprise, she can handle the Dark One pretty well...but his beautiful and poisonous wife Cora on the other hand...that's a whole other story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,500 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/19 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Robin Hood
One Big Happy Family? by OncerForLife'IG reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if the Charmings, Regina, Cora, Rumple, Belle, Hook, and Neal lived in the same house? Well we're going to find out. This fanfiction was inspired by Scarlet Phlame, definitely go read all of their fanfiction!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M., The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Grief by crazyhpcfan reviews
His son was gone forever. And she was there, rubbing the pain in his face.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 156,701 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Hook's Secret Weapon by DjinniFires reviews
Emma can best Hook in a sword fight, Belle can get the drop on him with a heavy swinging ship part, Gold can knock him down with his cane and thrash him within an inch of his life. Yet Hook keeps managing to escape and rejoin the fight all over again. How does he do it? What's his secret? 'Ship: HookFloor **Winner of 2014 Review's Lounge, Too, Reviewer's Choice Award: Best Humor**
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Prince Charming/David N., The Evil Queen/Regina M., The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
The Queen of His Heart by Mistress Mills reviews
Hook admires Cora, doing his best not to fall prey to his impulses until her daughter leaves. But once Regina leaves, he seizes the moment. And she responds in kind. Rated T for innuendo.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Feed the Birds by Darling Pretty reviews
Mary Poppins visits the Bird Woman on her Day Out. (Hints at Mary/Bert)
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Mary P., Bird Woman
Love is Weakness by GypsyScribbler reviews
This is a one-shot explaining the scene where Cora goes to Mr. Gold's shop in episode 2x12, and they see each other for the first time after many years. It is written from Cora's point of view, and it details her thoughts/actions before and after the scene takes place. Fantasy/Romance/Angst set in Storybrooke. Disclaimer: I own nothing, the characters belong to ABC. Pls REVIEW!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. - Complete
Enough by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot 2x16: Cora's final thoughts as her heart is returned to her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. - Complete
All the Reasons Why by Moxiegirl13 reviews
My version of the Millers daughter story told in Cora's words. In honor of tonight's episode, I decide to post my version of what happened in Cora's past. A story of why Cora is the way she is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Loyalist and the Deserter by Balin Lord of Moria reviews
During a visit to Rhosgobel, Gandalf learns some hard truths about individuality, free will, and freedom to choose from his wizard cousin, Radagast, and both of them come to the conclusion that even an Istari can freely choose without being tainted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Gandalf, Radagast - Complete
It was a very good year by Scarlet Secret reviews
In the midst of wartime two women connect and form a bond that may not be enough to sustain them both through these difficult years. Rosamund/Vera. Rating will go up. Femslash.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Rosamund P., Vera B.
The Waiting Game by TheShippyQueen reviews
Mrs Patmore versus Pharaoh, Lord Grantham's dog! A bit of silliness, as always, I own nothing!
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Mrs Patmore - Complete
The Forgotten Luncheon by dscholder6 reviews
Just a bit of fluff because I love Daisy so much
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Daisy, William M. - Complete
Song of Old Mother by Lavender and Hay reviews
Mrs Crawley gets some bad news. One-shot, after the first series.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Isobel C., Violet C. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Drowning In Corruption by The Duchessina reviews
Dolores Umbridge wasn't always evil. Her life in five drabbles. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor lioness scorned! This story continues McGonagall and Umbridge's argument in "Order of the Phoenix", with Minerva coming out on top! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Kitten Claws and Mudblood Wars by catsintheattic reviews
Every crusade exacts a human cost, and Dolores is willing to see it paid in full. Written for hp darkfest 2008. Warnings/Spoilers: mention of torture, cruelty against children, killings of adults and animals, rape, murder and abortion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
Diary of a Dark Lord by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
The Loveliest Woman You Could Ever Happen to Meet by Sasparilla reviews
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge. And I am possibly the loveliest woman you could ever happen to meet. Truly there is no one more divine than I. I am as dainty as a fairy and as intelligent as a sphinx. Hem, hem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
Teachers can skive too by Morwen Naerdiel reviews
Umbridge has held a meeting for some members of the staff and they are only too enthusistic...to get away that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Esme's In Show by The Lightning Knight reviews
Esme hosts her own show about what's In, and what's Out. But for some reason, crazy things keep happening. WARNING: Contains sad, dreadful things such as horrible outfits, babies with fake cigars, evil villains, and spicy beefjerky.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Esme S.
Esme and Olaf Christmas Story by Hanna Squalor reviews
A comical story about Esme and Olaf in secreat identities in the suburbs. Can they fit in during the christmas season?Sexuality and Language
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Esme S., Count O. - Complete
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Heart of Fire reviews
A mysterious priestess clad in red comes to Wonderland to draw its ruler to the Lord of Light. However, the Queen of Hearts is less than receptive, resulting in a showdown that shakes Cora's faith in her own safety. Rated T for some violence and the implied antics of Melisandre.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7 - Melisandre, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. - Complete
Cora's Storybrooke reviews
The Charmings, Regina, Hook and Gold have gone to save Henry. Cora, Belle, and the Blue Fairy have been left behind to protect and run Storybrooke. Can Cora be truly redeemed despite her past and the machinations of the scheming Blue Fairy? Belle becomes a surprising ally of Cora's. This is a sequel to "Cora Is Company" and "Cora Is Still Company." Please enjoy and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/3 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Belle, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior
Leaving Wonderland reviews
Cora has some loose ends to tie up before returning to the Enchanted Forest with Hook. My tribute to Once Upon A Time In Wonderland in honor of tonight's series finale.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Red Queen - Complete
Cora Is Still Company reviews
True love's kiss saves Cora from her death at the hands of the candle, and Rumple lives as well. Cora, now able to feel love for her daughter and remorse for her actions, must rebuild her life. This story will continue through the series, the only major difference being that Cora is alive. (Same canon as my previous story, Cora Is Company).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., The Evil Queen/Regina M., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Capture the Snuffbox reviews
Rose is bored, so Robert find a fun way for the residents of Downton to spend the afternoon. But Thomas and O'Brien have a way of taking everything too far. Affectionate parody piece with some spoilers for Series 3.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Robert C., Thomas, S. O'Brien - Complete
Every Kingdom Needs A Hero reviews
In which Cora, Queen of Hearts, encounters Lancelot and takes control of the Enchanted Forest remnant up until Emma and Snow arrive.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Mulan - Complete
The Stable Boy Revisited
What if there was more to why Cora killed Daniel than just the obvious? Regina was only part of the reason.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., Daniel, The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Cora Is Company reviews
The lost moments shared by Cora and Regina Mills, living together from the time of Cora's arrival in Storybrooke leading up the the events of "The Miller's Daughter." Can two such powerful beings exist under one roof? And how are Regina and Hook affected when their hearts belong to someone without one. A tale of love, family, and mending the past.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M., The Evil Queen/Regina M., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Diary of an Austere Headmistress reviews
Look into the diary of Miss Mackay, the practical, stern woman with a love for tradition and a dislike for one woman... Jean Brodie! This follows the events of the movie starring Dame Maggie Smith.
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Miss Mackay
Cora's Requiem reviews
Spoilers for "The Miller's Daughter." My way of remembering Cora.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - The Queen of Hearts/Cora M. - Complete
The Sentencing of Dolores Jane Umbridge reviews
Dolores Umbridge has always lived for power. But after the war, power disappears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Mary Poppins on Facebook reviews
The characters of Mary Poppins join Facebook. My first Mary Poppins fanfic. Also includes references to things like Supernanny, Harry Potter, and Nanny McPhee. Please read and review!
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings on Facebook reviews
An idea from my story "Mary Poppins on Facebook." As you would expect, there are many character profiles and small storylines going through each. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Frodo B.
The Opera Populaire reviews
A poem I did for Creative Writing about the Opera Populaire, modeled after Carl Sandburg's "Chicago". Please review. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Life and Lies of Rita and Gilderoy reviews
The love story between two of the Magical World's giants in journalism. Also, some questions will be answered along the way. Why is Argus Filch so mean? Where did Rita get her Quick-Quotes Quill? What was egomaniac Lockhart like in school. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Rita S., Gilderoy L.
The REALLY Fat Neimoidian reviews
Rune Haako wants Nute Gunray to give him a promotion. Just how far will he go to get it? My first fanfic. I'm open to all constructive criticism. It was a silly idea anyway, and I had to.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - General Grievous, Count Dooku - Complete
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