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Hey. :) I am Kayla.

I am a 14 year old average teenage girl.

I am a cheerleader and a dancer.

Don't think I am a prep cause I am not one.

I hate stereotypes. Cheerleaders are breaking away from the snobby, slutty, mean, blonde, rich, and preppy stereotypes. Just saying.

I am in NJHS (National Junior Honor Society)

I love GLEE! its the best show ever!

I am totally in love with the Harry Potter Series. I hate Twilight. Don't every say Twilight around me. All those stupid gay sparkly vampires can go suck one because everyone knows, Wizards FTW!

Again, I hate Twilight. Don't bring it up.

I love Caroline B. Cooney. She is my all time favourite author. She is so amazing. The Face On The Milk Carton series is just amazing. Its my favourite EVER!

Music is pretty awesome. I don't really have any favourites except for the soundtrack to A Very Potter Musical.

Look it up. Best ever. I love it!

Yeah, so i am pretty average. MLIA!

Peace.

Favorite Couples:

Rose Weasley and Scorpios Malfoy

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy

OC and Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom

Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley

Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger

Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley

Argus Flich and Arabella Figgs (Squib love!)

Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore

Luna Lovegood and Dean Thomas

Seamus Finnigean and Lavender Brown

Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort

Couples I hate:

Ron and Hermione

Ron and Lavender

Harry and Cho Chang

Hermione and Severus Snape (I know its weird.)

Harry Potter and Draco Malofy (I don't think this is a good gay couple. It's just wrong.)

Cedric Diggory and Hermione

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Very Much.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Yes.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes.

Read All The Books?

What HP fan hasn't?

What Do You Think Of JKR?

She is my idol.

Favorites

Weasley?

Charlie

Character, Overall?

Draco Malfoy

Female Character?

Luna Lovegood

Male Charcter?

Blaise Zabini

Group Of Characters?

D.A.

Adult?

Narcissa Black/Malfoy

Professor?

Lupin

Ship?

Snape/Lilly.

Spell?

Bat-Boogey Hex.

Sweet?

Chocolate Frog

Place?

The Burrow

Weasley Twin?

Fred.

Product?

Butterbeer and Firewhiskey

Shop?

Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Umbridge

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Peter Pettigrew

Adult?

Peter Pettigrew

Student?

Pansy Parkinson

Spell?

I love all the spells... I guess.

Book?

I love them all.

Ship?

Ron/Hermione. And its the one JKR used in the Epilogue

Sweet?

Cockroach Clusters.

Death Eater?

Doholv.. I think that is how you spell his name.

Shop?

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Place?

Forrbidden Forest

Professor?

Umbridge.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Hate it.

Harry/Hermione?

I see that more of a fluffy friendship.

Harry/Ginny?

I can live with it.

Harry/Luna?

More like a fluffy friendship too...

Harry/Pansy?

I surprisingly love this pairing. I mean, why not.

Ron/Lavander?

Ugh... no.

Ron/Luna?

I love this pairing. I always thought Luna had a thing for Ron.

Ron/Pansy?

I love this pairing too. They just bring each other out. They have the same feelings.

Ron/Fleur?

No. Just... no.

Hermione/Krum?

No way.

Hermione/Draco?

I loved this at first, but now its old. Too many stories, even though they are really good . I see Draco with a pureblood. Nothing against Hermione or anything... it just makes more sense to me.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Very flirty.

James/Lily?

NO! My least favourite pairing.

Lily/Snape?

My favouite ever.

Lily/Sirius?

No.

Lily/Lupin?

More like best friendship.

Tonks/Lupin?

sure

Draco/Pansy?

Not really...

Fred/Angelina?

I always though George/Angelina.

Bill/Fleur?

Sure

Harry/Cho?

I hate Cho.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

that's difficult

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred Or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione even though i hate it.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Luna

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Firewhiskey! Duh.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

The Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Snape/Lily. Favourite.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The Quibbler

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Why must I choose?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

I wish.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Many times.

A Movie?

Of course.

Books or Movies?

Books all the way.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes. Every night most times.

Been To A Fansite?

Tons

Been to JKR’s Site?

Who hasn't?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yep.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Ronald.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes.

What was it?

That James and Lily were still alive. And that all Muggle-borns have some type of magical family member, whether its an ancestor or what.. Somehow, they are realated to wizard folk.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Nope.

Did it/ Does it work?

Nope.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yeah,

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Now I have,

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

Just now.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Nope.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Yes. I did notice that.. Its kinda creepy now.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?

A little bit...

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Of course.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

I'm on one right now.

Do you read fanfiction?

Yep.

If so, do you like it?

Nope...I love it.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yeah

What site?

http://www.fanfiction.net

Do you write fanfiction?

Yeah, but I am not very good

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Only when it comes to me.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

I want to.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Sure.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No, but I have played it before.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

Two.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

None really...

Do You Agree With This?

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

Yes.

What Are They?

Ron Weasley.

Do you object to being Called By them?

Nope.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Very much.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Tons.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

All the names I call people at our school.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Just about everything.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Lots.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Every freakin day!

Have you re-read the books?

Working on it.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No, but I want one.

Have You Had An RP Party?

What's that?

Do You Want To?

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

NoBut I watched A Very Potter Musical on Youtube.

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No

Do You Want To?

No

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Yes.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I wouldn't write one.

Are You Going To Write One?

No

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

No.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Nope. Nowhere near.

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

I'm going to update a lot

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne (hahah. what a nutter!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Not Meant To Be by Theory of a Deadman (well thats deppressing.)

3. Your teacher is...
Pop by NSYNC (creepy?)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift (thats sweet. :D)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (this is my favourite song ever! that could be creepy as well.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas (idk.)

7. How do you feel right now?
It's My Life/Confessions by Glee (YES!)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
Pokerface by Lady Gaga (?)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Say by John Mayer

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne (creeper.)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
I am Not a Whore by LMFAO (hahaha. thats true. i am not. lol.)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Baby Come Back by Player (that would work.)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
School Days by the Runaways (this would work! lol.)

14. Your life's theme song?
You ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Backmann Turner Overdrive (maybe..)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys (i love this song. but that doesn't make any sense)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Don't Stop Believing by Journey (intersing, if i dont stope believer, why i am jumping, but tthose are cute last words)

17. Your motto is..
Queens of Noise by the Runaways (yeah. pretty much)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Kidnap My Heart by the Click Five (no.)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
Thinking of You by Katy Perry (?)

20. Any last words?

She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (hahahaha. lol.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border


YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose.)

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You own a trillion baseball caps.

You go to your dad for advice.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Bule is my favorite but i like all of them :)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.(damn right!)
xSports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.(gross i know...but its eather talk with food or never get a chance to talk in my life)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice
.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.

x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like Star Wars

xYou were in gymnastics/dance? (Dance)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (dance shoes. :)
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.

You like putting make on people for fun or for real.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

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Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
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Dancing Through Thunderstorms by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
For Narcissa, life with Bellatrix was a whirlwind of emotions and adventures. Life with her sister was like dancing through thunderstorms. Scenes from every age in the lives of the Sisters Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,265 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
There Goes My Life by XxOurLadyBonbonsxX reviews
James and I have been like brother and sister since the day we were born. So how come one very drunken night changed everything between James and I for ever? Oh, yes, because I'm 8 months 6 days pregnant, with James' baby! *WAS NIGHT TO REMEMBER*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - OC, James S. P.
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Noc007 reviews
It was a mistake. A big BLOODY mistake. I did not NOT mean to shag Ronald Weasley. I mean, for crying out loud I was drunk when it happened! Now here I am, counting down the minutes until that pregnancy test turns negative. - Pansy's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Pansy P., Ron W.
Not a sylintherin by LoveisSame333 reviews
what if Draco Malfoy was put into Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Draco M.
Those Funny Eccentrics by SparklySlushie reviews
Rose is happy to be back for her fifth year at Hogwarts. Except for the fact she may possibly like Scorpius Malfoy. And Lily, her own cousin, could be dating him. Shall we commence freaking out, phase two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Reason In Madness by LizzieBeth91 reviews
The story of Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, from the end of the war to the end of their lives. Written for the "Failed Relationships" Challenge on HP Challenge Forum and just because I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Neville L., Luna L.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
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The Many Moods of Draco Malfoy by beedivine reviews
A series of Draco Malfoy drabbles, written for sick-atxxheart's 178 Moods Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Draco M.
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Had Gray Eyes by Cloudsong reviews
I had always lived in my cousin Rose's shadow. She was older, prettier, and much more popular than me. Though she was my only friend, when I was younger, I never really could get over the fact that I was the smaller version of her in every way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
New Souls by LittlePlasticCastle reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley were never supposed to meet, let alone fall for each other. But when they both enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, everything changes. A two-voices story. Rated T just to be sure. R&R !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,461 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Lysander's Unicorn by Sitting Pretty Still reviews
Lysander Scammander takes after both his parents, really. Nothing matters more to him than the magical animals. But sometimes, the animal can't win, and steps must e taken- for the greater good. next generation
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Lysander S., Lorcan S.
Rose's Secret Diary by lilylilly reviews
Ron and Hermione's oldest child, Rose, is now in her sixth year at Hogwarts. But how will it work out with boyfriends, crushes and troublesome cousins? And did someone mention blue carrots?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Camp Hogwarts by booksandmusic19 reviews
What would happen if the Hogwarts students went to Camp Half Blood for help against Voldemort? Contains Percabeth and lots of adventure. Set after TLO and OOTP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
Hairy Potty & The List Of Bad Names by Zephris reviews
The title says it all. THE first and LAST shot at humour, so humour me. Crack. Stupidity. Randomness.
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DG Forum Writing Challenges by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Here are all the entries to the DG Forum's Writing Challenges. Includes: Dare Day, The Benevolence of Bananas and other lovely fruits, and hopefully more to come! R&R, and visit the DG Forum!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
She was Never Mine by keelhaulrose reviews
He let her go to save her, but he had always expected her to come back to him. And now he must accept that she's never returning. Written for the love triangle challenge on HPFC. Harry/Ginny/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Snape's Hair by FoxFlyer reviews
Snape should really wash his hair more often. Maybe then people would like him more. Pic from MachoMachi on Deviantart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Walk In The Rain by beedivine reviews
What started out as a normal Hogsmeade visit, turned into a day of confessions. Lily Luna/Lysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Lily Luna P., Lysander S. - Complete
Mad by RemmyBlack reviews
Songfic challenge by AngelicKat445. I got the song Mad, by ne yo and the pairing was Hermione and Ron. It's basically about how their are constantly bickering even through their love each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Only in the Rain by DramioneLurver reviews
Kissing in the Rain Challenge. Draco Malfoy never cried about the war anymore - except in the rain. He never let anyone know - except Astoria. Drabble. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Why Did You Name Me Nymphadora? by robisbetterinharrypotter reviews
A young Nymphadora asks her father why he named her that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - N. Tonks, Aphrodite - Complete
Bad Feelings by wawwhite reviews
How on earth did Viktor not know that he was dating two different girls? COME ON! Parvati/Padma/Viktor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Viktor K., Parvati P. - Complete
Staring At The Teacher by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
The girls of Hogwarts get their first teacher crushes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hannah A. - Complete
A Black Christmas by SKINNYxLOVE reviews
Christmas with the Black cousins. Mayhem is sure to occur. What happens when Bellatrix is left in charge, but wants to entertain her boyfriend instead? Told through Andromeda's point of view. Rated "T" for some swearing and mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Very Bad Trip by iMissHP reviews
A little trip at Diagon Alley with the Weasley. Written for "the hangover quotes" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
She's A Lady by OCDdegrassi reviews
Pansy makes loving her difficult, but Ron thinks she's worth it. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Ways to get cruciod by Bella Black by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
We all know that Bella has a bad temper...here are a few things that piss her off. R&R--This is my first Harry Potter fan fiction.Rated T for saftey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Can't Quit You, Baby by isis chandra wu reviews
We're shagging. -Just- shagging?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nerd by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Talk by May La Nee reviews
Lucius suddenly realizes him and Draco never had 'The Talk'. He asks about it randomly, assuming to get a; "Don't bother, I figured it out." Boy, was he in for a surprise. Written for IheartDracoM's birthday! Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Pandemonium by The Queen of Pecans reviews
“Rosie, I know we've talked about this, but I don't think you should be dating ... that boy.” Dad has trouble saying Scorpius' name; I tried to get him to see a therapist this summer, but he didn't want anything to do with "those muggle shrinks." ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Rose W. - Complete
Prefect Oddities by Steve Jester reviews
What happens when Ron and Hermione's patrol takes a turn towards the Astronomy Tower? Hilarity Ensues. AU Set in 6th year Cannon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
That's What She Said! by TheNinthNavigator reviews
The Marauders have a bit of innuendo filled fun. Contains TWSS jokes among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009
Tampons by katie.eats.kids reviews
When James finds a package that Katie received of female hygiene products from her mother by owl, hell ensues. One-shot, no romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, James P. - Complete
An Unusual Adventure by Smoochynose reviews
The twins, Ron, and Harry find a way into the girls dormitories. "Ron grew even paler when he realised that George was putting even more of the rectangle muggle things on his shoes. "Those are muggle period things!"" For The Bra Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Malfoy, a Weasley, and a Potter by firefairydog94 reviews
“I think I'm falling in love,” I whispered. “...With my husband?” A new marriage law in the wizarding world causes everyone’s life to turn upside-down. Rose/Scorpius/Lily. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
10 Random Facts: Next Generation Characters by lachambre11 reviews
Random Fact#3: “The first time Roxanne kissed Lorcan, it was because he was there, and she needed to feel wanted.” Ten random facts about the next-generation characters, at the beginning of their adult lives. Will feature chapters from their parents POVs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Talk by FreeSmiles reviews
Harry and James have The Talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
You've GOT to be KIDDING me by xSlytherclaWx reviews
Oh, I bloody hate irony. Twilight, of all series? Damn. Unabashed self-insert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Mysteries of a Meadow's Wind by MississippiGirl13 reviews
Harry Potter has been killed & Voldemort is now ruling.He is in search of someone to bear his heir, & he finds that that person is a mysterious teenage girl more powerful than perhaps even himself.More summary inside.M for rape in 2nd chap. genre edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Voldemort, OC
How The Day Sounds by Mione of Ravenclaw II reviews
What happened after the Final Battle? A collection of loosely related oneshots from a variety of perspectives. Canon compliant. New chapter: Ginny and Harry talk for the first time after the Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Inbox by katalyst159 reviews
What would happen if our favorite heroes--and villains--had Facebooks? Well... this! PWP- rated for possible later chapters. After all, it IS Facebook mixed with Harry Potter... I'll update if I finish something, but this is entirely just for fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
I Love George Weasley by FredFanatic reviews
Katie's distraught on Valentine's Day and her quill is acting bizerk...but it's no mystery who's behind it. Katie/George One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Katie B., George W. - Complete
Stupid String by Treehugger1427 reviews
COAUTHORED! ONESHOT! Hermione Granger, Tampons, skimpy bikinis, and... Severus Snape? RHr hopefully you'll laugh as much as we did! NO SMUT ! Rated mostly for language. Rated M read inside for more info
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches by Essence of Dittany reviews
The title says it all. DH SPOILERS! Full summary inside. Pairings: HG, RHr, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 631 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Requiem by Ariana Malfoy- Lestrange reviews
Draco Malfoy and Cho Chang are both a little lost. And it takes them to find each other to find themselves again. A love story, of sorts, that spans from the beginning of HBP to the end of HBP. And further? Perhaps. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,353 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Cho C., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheerleading at Hogwarts by Pikachu the Conqueror reviews
What happens when Hogwarts decides to get Cheerleaders for the Quidditch Teams? Random, humorous chaos of course! Note: Actually has semblance of a plot line and everything! Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gryffindor Cheerleaders by InkImperfect reviews
5 part story. Cheerleaders for QUIDDITCH? HarryBewildered, HermioneFurious, ParvatiLavenderCheerleaderiffic, Seamus...STRAIGHT?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Pocket Memos of Severus Snape by infiniteviking reviews
Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Jumper by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE CHAPTER...Ginny and Seamus have a typical girlboy conversation. (there is a reason no one writes simple, uncomplicated boy meets girl stories...they're BORING)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Ginny W., Seamus F. - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Cupboard by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN 2...(Books 1-4) A prefect on patrol, a game of 'Spin the Bottle', and anything could happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Cheerleader by Sweet Innocense reviews
Hermione becomes a cheerleader... :) And discovers that she likes Harry. NOTE TO READERS: CHAPTER 7 IS NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Cheerleading Squad by CheerleadingChick reviews
Working Title. What would it be like if Hogwarts started a cheerleading squad for each house? Read to find out! Competition, love, friendship, insults and cheerleading all rolled into one!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2002
Go Gryffindor! by DashboardWeasley reviews
What if each house Quidditch team had cheerleaders? Well, these are the cheers for Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2001
For A Change
Kayla is an American witch from the school of Salem Witchcraft Institute. She gets transferred to Hogwarts after a family death that always comes back and haunts her. Will her family line get in Harry's way of stopping Voldemort? Rating will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,954 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - OC, Draco M.