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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820241, Profile Updated: 03-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for iCarly.

Hey my name is Alex im a freshman. I love fanfiction stories, my favorite are about sam and freddie. I like creative stories that are different and not like every other story you find on this website. I recently just joined. My first fanfiction isn't so great it is the itake a trip to camp crystal lake on vday weekend. I actually agree with the review it got. I think it sucks. I don't care if you judge my work. Everyone should be entitled to their own opinion. Just keep it at a minimum. Nothing to harsh...please? I'm crazy, stubborn, and believe that there is at least one good guy out there. I love writing. My dream is to work at magazinge company lol. I have high hopes for myself, no matter how many times someone will tell me that I may never get everything I want. I will try and try till all of my goals are achieved. I love all kinds of music. Music is my life besides writing. I love everything except country. Yet, I love taylor Swift songs because i don't consider them country. I can really relate to her songs.I love my family and friends. I'm a down to earth person that loves life but at the same time doesn't understand it at all. I love reviews so please write them. I really want to know what you think of my work. If anyone would like to give me any ideas, i will consider them and maybe even use them. Well read my stories and review them thanks!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Favorite Quotes:

~All things happen for a reason.

~What goes around, comes around.

~Friends will come and bail you out of jail, but best friends will be sitting next to you saying damn we fucked up.

~Don't tell me you're sorry, if you aren't.

~There is someone out there that loves you, and you don't even know them yet.

~Be who you want to be, not what someone else wants you to be.

~The apple doesn't fall to far from the tree.

~People can say they have changed, but they never fully do.

~Take a chance every once in a while.

~People will love you for you.

~Believe what you want to believe.

~Never crush your own dreams.

~Never regret the things that once made you smile.

~Fear is just a word.

~The worst kind of love is the kind, when you like someone but you know you can't have them.

~Don't waste your time on a guy, that isn't willing to waste his time on you.

~Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways.

~A real friend is the one who walks in while the rest of the world walks out.

~I will still be here waiting, when the rest of the world walks out.

~I forgive, I don't forget.

~Never look back.

~You can't change what you already did.

~Never frown, because you never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

~Life's tough, get a helmet.

~Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.

~The best thins in life are unseen thats why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

~Never tell yourself that you don't deserve better, cause everyone deserves better.

~The easiest way to avoid a hangover, is just to stay drunk.

~Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

~Life life to the fullest.

~Never have regrets.

~Dance like no one is watching.

~Love like you'll never get hurt.

~A guy gives his girlfriend a dozen roses- 11 real, 1 fake- and tells her that he'll love her until the day the last rose dies.

~Everyones has a Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turning got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Favorite lines from the Secret Life of The American Teenager:

Grace: You're the B word.

Adrian: Ohhhh, the B word. What's the B word Grace?

Grace: You know what the B word is Adrian because that's what you are.

Adrian: Say it.

Grace: No I'm not gonna say it. I'm-i'm gonna say something else.

Adrian: Oh what a prayer? Are you going to say a prayer you little bible-thumping-two-faced virgin?

Grace:Yeah maybe I will.

Grace: God, help Adrian because she's a bitch!!

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iChained by ZBixby reviews
Sam and Freddie have always been bickering. Well what happens when they hurt Mrs. Briggs and are forced to be chained together at the wrist for three months. Will their arguing get better? Seddie! Rated T just in case.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,930 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 8/27/2008
Running to by reviews
I don't run away from problems. I usually face them head on. I am Sam Puckett. I do NOT run. But what he said is still ringing in my ears. i NEED to escape. "No need to explain, Sam. Actions speak louder than words." .. SEDDIE! .. PS. i do not own iCarly THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN AND THEREFORE IS UNDER HIATUS
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Complicated by Hypo'Lana reviews
Sam knew she could lie.She did win 3rd place in the Washington State lying competition or was that another lie? But she couldn't lie to everyone and tell them Freddie Benson was the father of her baby could she? Then again Sam could do anything. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iThink Mom Knows by xbxspac3 reviews
Read to find out. SEDDIE. R & R!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Me My Preppy and My Nerdy Friends Valentines Day by doubletime twins reviews
ridgeway is holding a school dance on valentines day, carly is excited about it, but neither sam or freddie have dates, and neither o them want to go, will carly convice them to go, or will they end up spending another valentines day alone, seddie, icarly
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSpouses by iMIMI37 reviews
When Sam thinks she's lost her chance a school project revives it. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
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ican't confess reviews
Sam and Freddie are having a hard time confessing their feelings for eachother. Until Carly devises a plan that will either make or break them. Read out to find out....Seddie! Chapter 10 is now up!...please R&R! There will be more chapters maybe up to 14!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iwish for you
Sam doesn't know what to think of her life, she hates it all. She doesn't know if wishing will make the pain go away, or if it will make freddie like her. She knows she doesn't believe. Updated:originally use to be iwish on you. this is the newest one.R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,818 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
itake a trip to camp crystal lake on Vday weekend reviews
Sam,Carly,& Freddie plan to take a trip to Camp Johnson's, which use to be Camp Crystal Lake. Will Jason get them or will they escape? My first fanfiction, it is kind of bad. I agree.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete