Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, and NCIS.
Ok. well I'm... me. Deal with it. here's some stuff about me. read it if you want i really don't care too much. i don't like stereotypes and guess what the worlds full of them, I'm a realist. I have ADD (who doesn't), and oohh shiny. where was i? oh yea sorry blame the ADD.
hair color: purple and black
Gender: Girl (Guy translation: thing with boobs and no dick.)
hobbies: Reading, writing, math, science, english (i know I'm a total nerd deal with it.), and going on my computer
just because i'm in love with a another woman doesn't mean i'm a lesbian. just like how my liking slash doesn't make me straight.
EDWARD and BELLA- the couple we love to hate
any combo of the above
Harry/Voldy (yes there is a difference)
Harry/Luna (brother-sister lype not couple)
Harry/Hermionie (brother and sister)
Jack/River (they've never met but they would rock worlds)
I think that's it
Rules/reminders of life
1.never drive your DeLorean more than 88mph
2.hover-boards don't word on water
3.Darth Vader will come down from the planet Vulcan and threaten you, if he wants to.
4. Fish are friends not food.
5. You must catch them all (Pokemon).
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Signs you live in 2009 (not the same)
1. You are on your computer everyday (Hour)
2. You are more inside, than out.
4. You are on this site often.
5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.
6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.
7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.
8. You feel a bit stupid.
9. You think this is funny.
10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90% of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 9% of Americans that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" or the 1% of americans that would push her copy and paste this in to your profile
if people who put copy and past things on thier profile and your one of them.. copy and past this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (I'm not crazy... but Alice Cullen, Rose Tyler, The Doctor, Red-X, and Nudge says hi.)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have 8)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)
If you have gone to someone's profile page, had to scroll down a mile to see their stories, got ticked off and cursed them internally, and nearly sent them flames, all because they had so many Copy and Pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television, google or fanfic, copy this into your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the God damn leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
Yes,' cried the seamstress.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.
If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.
If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf.
If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, cool-gal95, alicecullen132, fictionfangirl3
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "we fucked up didn't we?"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
When a Guy Uses A Pick-Up Line On U...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together
50 ways to ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN
Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!
1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ’Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ’sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Then blame it on Jacob
8. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
9. Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.
10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.
11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.
12. For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.
13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of course.
17. Replace his ring tone with ’Outta my head’ by Ashlee Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it.
18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
19. Refuse to replace them.
20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
21. Get offended when he refuses.
22. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball….
ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)
24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
26. Key his car.
27. Get him on that show ’intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
30. Call him a liar when he says no.
31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn
35. Make him watch the twilight movie.
36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it.
39. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
40. Ask him if he’s a virgin.
41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.
43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.
44. Tape porn to his walls.
45. Make sure Bella sees it.
46. Nail his CDs to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
47. Refuse to take them down.
48. Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.
49. Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god.
50. Start singing ’Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.
THE NAME GAME:
Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name)
Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favourite drink)
Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name)
Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mother's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mother's middle name):
Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets)
Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Gangta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle)
Detective Name (favorite color and favourite animal)
Soap opra: Lee Eagle
Superhero name: blackade (black and lemonade. I sound evil)
star wars name: Difsheald
Arabic name: Hflcojn
Goth name: black Angle
Witness protestion name: Ann Dominic
Nascar name: Bob Richard
Fly name: shre
Gangster name: Sheizzle
Detective name: Blackpanda
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
Call when it is safe for me to come home...
Pick the month you were born:
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
I jumped on a bananana because i"m sexy and i do what i want.!
I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder
I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend)
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door or aren't Chuck Norris.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this?
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.
"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
Who’s the alpha now bitch!
She's my best friend. Break her heart,
And i'll break your face.
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping one day,
Someone can take my place.
Girl says: I'm sorry if I'm not a whore I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird at times
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you and actually call to see how you're doing.
But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carri bean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were boy cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. clothes where just the things on your back, not a fashion statement. Loving the Spice Girls was nothing to be ashamed of. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon, Chocolate Fish, NoOne.NotEvenMe, AgentDiNozzo13, AliceCullen132, fictionfangirl3
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