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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820289, Profile Updated: 09-30-09
Author has written 10 stories for Alex Rider, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hello! I am ToiletFacility. Fear me!!

Are you scared? You should be.

I'm a girl, (which you may have guessed) and I am seriously addicted to reading Alex Rider, Scrubs, and Danny Phantom fanfiction. (an odd combination.) I'm also really into art and philosophy and hope to study either when I leave school. (Below is the link to my deviantART account.)

I have a serious aversion to monotony, and can't stand stories where the plotlines have been used over and over again.

I like to write parodies, but I also like to read angst and hurt/comfort fics. I constantly start sentences without finishing them, and I'm always contradicting myself.

Enjoy and please review!

http://theclicheconnoisseur.deviantart.com/

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Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Shatterglass by Quill N. Inque reviews
When Vlad frames Danny and exposes his secret identity, our hero must flee for his life as the world begins hunting him. But even as Danny's persecuted by those he's sworn to protect, Vlad's plot may require him to make the ultimate sacrifice… COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Jump in Time by Viridis Lupus reviews
After discovering a mysterious crystal cave, Merlin and Arthur find themselves catapulted forward into the future. There, they encounter the foreign culture of modern day life and have to work out how to survive.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,714 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
Sick Day by AbsolutAnda reviews
Alex is sick and a few friends decide to cheer him up....but not without wanting something in return. Not slash. Get your minds out of the gutter! Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
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The Proposal of Mr Collins reviews
Modern fic! A whole week sending clear hints to his hot cousins without reciprocation was seriously beginning to grate on William Collins' nerves.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
The Hexagon reviews
Read and Review, No Flames, I suck at summaries, and not a Mary-Sue. ALEX RIDER FANFICTION PARODY.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Attack of Wend'elle reviews
A reluctant Alex is sent on another mission. This time, it's with an insanely beautiful, fiery, talented girl, who of course, isn't a Mary Sue. Oneshot Parody!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Coincidence reviews
A short sequel to The Irony. Mainly Wolf's thoughts, oneshot. T for mild swearing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats! reviews
Alex unwillingly participates in the school musical! Sort of a follow-up from Dear Colin, although you don't have to read it to understand.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
A Different Kind reviews
The motives of an unusual assassin. Read at own risk.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Just Once reviews
It's Career's Week, and Alex finds it too much. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
The Irony reviews
Jane Bedfordshire was having a bad day... rated T just to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Dear Colin reviews
Sequel to "Dear Alex." Alex writes Colin a letter back...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Dear Alex reviews
Colin wants his life, and his friend back. Oneshot. Rated T for drug references.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete