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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820291, Profile Updated: 11-26-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

Hey! My name is Jordan!

I love to read and write, as you can probably tell.

Reviews make me very happy. Science class makes me sleepy.

Sorry Team Edward, I'm all Team Jacob! :D

At the moment, I am working on a lot of stories because I start thinking of ideas, then I just write them down and go with it. I have learned from past experiences do not write one chapter at a time, but to write the whole story, before posting it on FF. It helps, and you won't get a lot of aggravated readers later on for having 'writers block.'

Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions for a story? If so, PM me. :)

Check out my story, It's a Witch Thing:

Seth - http://www.newfaces.com/15Xander15.com/

Bree - http://www.newfaces.com/gennaro

Kayla -http://www.newfaces.com/Krain

Greg - http://media.photobucket.com/image/teenage+boy/midnight_desideri/teenage-boy-13-14-with-head-in-hand.jpg?o=42

Little Girl:

Natalie - http://www.newfaces.com/chelchel3840

I Was Made For You:

Brady - http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=450684822&albumID=460851&imageID=1934150

Anna (Abigail Breslin looked too young, so I put Dakota Fanning) - http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/Dakota20Fanning.jpg

Lilly - http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=287290894&albumID=666333&imageID=4729745

Collin - http://media.photobucket.com/image/seth20clearwater/hiroku_is_me/SethClearwater.jpg?o=16

The End of My Middle:

Paige - http://s888.photobucket.com/albums/ac87/cheerleader847/?action=view¤t=picture1.jpg

Collin - http://media.photobucket.com/image/seth20clearwater/hiroku_is_me/SethClearwater.jpg?o=16

Sarah - http://media.photobucket.com/image/teenage20girl/mikachu7/Image079.jpg?o=53

Mally Flinton - http://media.photobucket.com/image/summer/clearstarrynights/summer.jpg?o=21

Favorite Conversations!:

him: I found the song!

me: what song?

him: "Dick in a box."

me: your in a box?

him: (glares)

his friend: dude...you so had that coming.

him: dude!

me: dude!

him: dude!

me: dude! (pause)

him: you there, dude?

me: yeah

him: guess what?

me: what?

him: dude...

him: oh no! it's return of the living dead!

me: (rolls eyes)

him: aw! don't frown, sunshine! you know it takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 17 to smile (wears a BIG smile)

me: your right! and you know, it might take 17 muscles to smile, but it only takes 15 to bitch-slap.

him: what's that got to do with- WHAM!

me: (slaps him, and he rubs his cheek) Smile, sunshine!

1. Seth

2. Paul

3. Jacob

4. Emmett

5. Bella

6. Sam

7. Jasper

8. Kim

9. Alice

10. Renesmee

11. Emily

12. Edward

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sam/Emily. Sure have, although i seriously didn't understand it...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Emmett- hellz yeah! he's so hot...he's cold!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Edward -> Kim. Jared would have some serious ass kickin' and vampire slaying to do.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Alice...emmm, dont think so.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Paul/Sam. Nah, they both got imprints, and there to hot to turn gay ;)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bella/Alice or Bella/Renesmee. i would rather alice and bella hook up. gay is better than gay incest.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jasper walked in on Edward and Paul having sex? hm, he night end up having a brain aneurysm.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jacob/Renesmee. SO EASY! Nessie has always been kept in the dark about the secrets surrounding her. As the years go on, and she finds the truth, will she forgive Jacob and her family for lying to her? Will she find love in Jacob or that cute neighbor of hers that has the hots for her?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Seth/Kim. Nope, no, sorry. Jared would do some major ass kicking if that were true.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jasper/Edward...uh, im not one fore boy on boy action. sorry!

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kim... "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Seth/Sam/Edward. Warning: reveals bad language, cat fights, and the tearing of clothes.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Bella? Oh lordyyy jeezuss! probably last week?

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

"Seth and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Emmett. Seth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emily and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then follows the wise advice of Bella and finds true love with Paul." OHHH YEAHH! i would so read that fanfic!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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Ignited by Naivette reviews
What happens when you travel halfway across the country and find yourself wrapped up in secrets? You encounter hope, love, sorrow, and chaos, all within a few months. — During Eclipse, revision complete. Rated T. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,249 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Jacob, OC - Complete
Never Alone by ThisLittleBluebird reviews
Grace Taylor moves to La Push after both her parents are killed. What happens when she realises her feelings for Jacob are more than just a natural love instinct, and a mysterious man who repeatedly shows up in her life may be more than she bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,609 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jacob
The New Girl's Fire by PurpleBoo reviews
Panem High school "I don't know. I didn't even try to, honestly. Being one of the popular kids at a new school hadn't crossed my mind." Originally a One Shot & named "Panem's School" Katniss is the new girl & Peeta's a victor. The Careers & Victors hate each other. They're teenagers so there's drama. AU lots of pairings. Prequel- Freshman Year ... Sequel- Trip to the Capitol
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,310 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Final Trace Of Innocence by n0mdeplume reviews
High School AU. "Avoid Cato Evans, at all cost. Don't talk to him, don't sit next to him, and if possible, don't even make eye contact with him…" Cato/Clove. Rated M for language and 'possible' lemon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,827 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Cato, Clove
Wind Beneath My Wings by CoffeeFanatic87 reviews
AU. Peeta Mellark is chosen as the male tribute of the 74th Hunger Games. The female tribute? His sister, Primrose Mellark. That is, until one Katniss Everdeen steps in and changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Good Wife by silvercistern reviews
"You're an awful wife, sweetheart." He's said worse, and so have I, but something about this, maybe the fact that this is the second time I've been told the same thing in one day, makes me burst into tears. Katniss discovers that being married is hard. Second installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Broken Doll by Tress Blues reviews
Sophie Miller is like a porcelain doll: quiet, beautiful, secretive & breakable. But then there’s Paul who's trying to figure her out, dark secrets & all. But can Paul stop the force threatening Sophie? Or is the broken doll about to be put beyond repair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,602 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Paul
Five Times Peeta Almost Proposed by one.twilight.sun reviews
Sometimes, asking the love of your life to marry you can be an impossible task.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Black as Night by sioux343 reviews
Rachel Black has returned to La Push from college after Jacob leaves to help her father. Except the town isn't the same at all. It doesn't help that a mere teenager seems to suddenly be infatuated with her and she's claimed a traitor to the tribe.Paul/Rac
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Paul, Rachel
Life's A Beach by Lynn Bridgeport reviews
Living with my Grandma Tansy all summer in the ridiculously small town of La Push was a darn good punishment as far as my parents were concerned and I was inclined to agree with them, that was until I set my poor mortal eyes on the God that was Embry Call
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,891 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Embry
Love Is All You Need by SethsWolfGirl reviews
Seth is the last one in the pack to not have an imprint. Well that was until Nelia came to live in La Push, but why is she pushing him away? And what is her secret? First Fan Fic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Seth
English Girl in La Push by Dr. Llama reviews
Gabrielle's from England. Paul's from La Push. Gabrielle is Jacob's unknown cousin. What happens when you mix all of this together? Chaos of course! OC x Paul story. Story has been discontinued. Check profile for more information
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,616 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Paul
When the Wind Blows by Fluffy Nouget reviews
Moving from Hawaii to La push: ew. Being thrown into the realm of make belive: uh oh! Finding the guy of your life and somehow managing to keep him through so much drama: hallelujah! SethxOC. Complete. Now including epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Seth - Complete
Good Old Fashion Nightmare by Romance Is reviews
"No, Sam Uley did not deserve my sister, and I was dedicating my summer to help everyone find that out." When Emily's little sister comes to La Push for the summer both Embry Call and Abigail Young get more than they bargained for.Post BD. Embry/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Embry
1 New Message by Still-Fighting-It reviews
Claire has always lived with her dad in Omaha, or at least that's what he's told her. What happens when she finds an old cell phone and learns that her boring life may not be as boring as she thought? Re-posted from my old account.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
Unwritten by miilla reviews
Maia's life is weird. She has a mother who's dating guys half her age, a father who left her for another man, and a crazy best friend. She comes to La Push to work for her uncle, but she finds so much more than just some extra pocket money. Embry/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,262 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Embry - Complete
Bedtime Story by JanaEbb reviews
A One Shot about how Quil and Claire are when Claire is still young. Claire is a bit older than the book, but still only about five.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Cross my Heart by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
She feels as if she is alone in the world with a brother refusing to speak to her and parents who see though her. She veers of her path, chancing substances she once said no to and Blake follows. But how do you comfort someone without a reason to feel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Against All Normal Odds by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
After being accepted to her dream school, Maddy is on cloud nine. Paul though, well he met her one day, imprinted and she left the next. When she returns, everything falls into peices. Hearts are broken and tears fall. Seeing in Multiples: story two.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,567 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Paul
I Think I Owe You One by Living Masquerade reviews
Sequel to When you Go, which should be read first to understand this story; the story of Viola Mire and Joel Uley. How will the next generation react to imprinting?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,046 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Paul - Complete
Definitely Maybe by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
Being alone is not something common when one is a sextuplet. Tara knows that she always has her family but that is put to the test after arriving in La Push. Embry finally finds his soul mate, but not without a challenge. Seeing in Multiples:s story one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,248 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Embry - Complete
Claire and Quil's Happy Ending by aliterarycharacter reviews
Claire and Quil-now happily married-are loving life. But they are far from their happily ever after as a vampire coven comes to town intent on claiming La Push for themselves. What happens when Claire gets some unexpected news? First fanfic hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Heart of the Myth by Amarynthis reviews
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Paul just threw Ava clear across that line. Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Paul
Violet Sun by Esperanza Mighty reviews
Antoinette is Jacob Blacks little sister. Her life is as normal as any 14 year old girl. But why is Jake acting so weird all of a sudden? And why is one of his friends acting so strange around her? So 'in love' is that even possible?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,738 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
The Unexpected Win by The Purple Sea Lion reviews
What the heck was his problem? The ass told me to cut my hair, try a little-make-up, and put on pants to hide my butt. Two weeks later he's acting like I'm his sun. I took your advice, now beat it! K/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,036 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jared, Kim
Chasing Pavement by NataliaNicolette reviews
I'm the only girl of the wolf pack children,so the question is,will someone imprint on me? Which brings me to Paul freaking Tama who had 2 sons,one of which i can't stand,the one who imrpinted on me! Fallow up to Fruit of my Loom QuilxClaire's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,550 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Smash Into You by glrob reviews
Rainey Black has to spend the summer in La Push taking care of her uncle. When she's reunited with the boys who used to terrorize her as a child, will love be enough to for her to forgive the past and deal with the surprises that await her? EmbryXOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,289 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Embry - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
My Life Would Suck Without You by kait xo reviews
The whole Clique gang is back. Only they're older. A lot older. Have they forgotten and moved on? Will old flames spark? Anything goes with this crew.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Of Course I know, I love you by lovingvamps reviews
One-shot Paul/OC. Amy Brookes has been in love with her best friend ever since they met, and he has no idea. This is a short story describing some times between them in relation to the song "I'd Lie' by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
Paul's Imprint Story by amalin06 reviews
Forth imprint story. Darlene's father dies at the hands of a vampire. Now that vampire is out to get her. She goes to live with her brother that she never met. She has an attitude problem, she shows signs of phasing. Can Paul get her to open up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Paul - Complete
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Restarting reviews
AU. Peeta and Katniss were childhood friends, but suddenly drifted apart. Katniss is now working in the Mellark Family Bakery, will it bring up any feeling? Can they restart their friendship or will it possibly mean more? Katniss/Peeta, Annie/Finnick, hinting Gale/Madge. Rated T for now, but could change due to possible lemons.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
District Two's Reaping: Clove reviews
ONESHOT. The story of District Two's 74th Annual Hunger Games Reaping. Read what was supposed to happen as opposed to what really happened.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The End of My Beginning reviews
Paige Walker, also known as Paul's little sister, is still trying to get use to the idea of being in high school. When Paul hears of her "little crush" on the newest werewolf, he tries to protect her. It doesn't really help that Collin imprinted on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Collin, Paul - Complete
It's a Witch Thing reviews
Bree Harris is a witch. She is sent to live with her step-aunt Emily in La Push after her family is killed in a sorcerer attack. She notices that some of the teens that her soon-to-be uncle hangs around is different. One of them imprints. SethxOC rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,668 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Seth - Complete
Little Girl reviews
Jacob says something to his imprint, Natalie, that she doesn't like. He gets his punishment for it. Rated T. Jacob/OC. one-shot, but turn into a two or three shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jacob - Complete