Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.
Hey! My name is Jordan!
I love to read and write, as you can probably tell.
Reviews make me very happy. Science class makes me sleepy.
Sorry Team Edward, I'm all Team Jacob! :D
At the moment, I am working on a lot of stories because I start thinking of ideas, then I just write them down and go with it. I have learned from past experiences do not write one chapter at a time, but to write the whole story, before posting it on FF. It helps, and you won't get a lot of aggravated readers later on for having 'writers block.'
Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions for a story? If so, PM me. :)
Check out my story, It's a Witch Thing:
I Was Made For You:
Anna (Abigail Breslin looked too young, so I put Dakota Fanning) -
The End of My Middle:
Mally Flinton -
him: I found the song!
me: what song?
him: "Dick in a box."
me: your in a box?
his friend: dude...you so had that coming.
me: dude! (pause)
him: you there, dude?
him: guess what?
him: oh no! it's return of the living dead!
me: (rolls eyes)
him: aw! don't frown, sunshine! you know it takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 17 to smile (wears a BIG smile)
me: your right! and you know, it might take 17 muscles to smile, but it only takes 15 to bitch-slap.
him: what's that got to do with- WHAM!
me: (slaps him, and he rubs his cheek) Smile, sunshine!
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sam/Emily. Sure have, although i seriously didn't understand it...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Emmett- hellz yeah! he's so hot...he's cold!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Edward -> Kim. Jared would have some serious ass kickin' and vampire slaying to do.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Alice...emmm, dont think so.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Paul/Sam. Nah, they both got imprints, and there to hot to turn gay ;)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Bella/Alice or Bella/Renesmee. i would rather alice and bella hook up. gay is better than gay incest.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jasper walked in on Edward and Paul having sex? hm, he night end up having a brain aneurysm.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jacob/Renesmee. SO EASY! Nessie has always been kept in the dark about the secrets surrounding her. As the years go on, and she finds the truth, will she forgive Jacob and her family for lying to her? Will she find love in Jacob or that cute neighbor of hers that has the hots for her?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Seth/Kim. Nope, no, sorry. Jared would do some major ass kicking if that were true.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jasper/Edward...uh, im not one fore boy on boy action. sorry!
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kim... "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Seth/Sam/Edward. Warning: reveals bad language, cat fights, and the tearing of clothes.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Bella? Oh lordyyy jeezuss! probably last week?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”
"Seth and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Emmett. Seth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emily and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then follows the wise advice of Bella and finds true love with Paul." OHHH YEAHH! i would so read that fanfic!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
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