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Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by Roxas Destati reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Request Fics by ScaryBones reviews
Request Fics. Closed until I get caught up with my other stories! Will still do the ones that were requested before this, but not accepting anymore until further notice. :)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,397 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011
Doubts by ladyxa reviews
2D surprises everyone by introducing his new boyfriend. Murdoc is taking it very badly. A little too badly. 2DxMurdoc, Phase 2.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,633 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Abnormally Average by NoseBridgePinch reviews
Stan is sick of being labeled boring and average, so he decides to do something crazy to shatter that image and prove himself. When disaster strikes, if Stan can't be normal can those closest to him hold it together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Beetlebum by ladyxa reviews
2D walks in on something unexpected, to say the least. 2DxMurdoc, oneshot
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Driving by Silver Bones in a Green Sauce reviews
Sequel to Usually Normal & Private Parties. Clyde wasn't gay, but sometimes he could look over that with Pip; the kid did, after all, look like a chick. One sided Clyde/Pip. Kind of.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Clyde D., Pip P. - Complete
Obsession by SweetToothed-Austrian-WannaBe reviews
AU- Humanstuck. Karkat is being held prisoner the new obsession of a murderous man and his former lover Gamzee.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Super Hero by cell12 reviews
Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Hybrid Social Induction by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
People never knew such a school could exist where children could learn what breed they were and why they were having weird instincts. But apparently there is… -No longer accepting OC's-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
How To Get Your Money's Worth by Joanie Dark reviews
In which Sollux rips Eridans shirt, and Gamzee and Equius overhear the most interesting argument in dorm history. Takes place a few months into Trustfundstuck. By Joanie Dark and Elastic Poodle
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Ships Are Launching From My Chest by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Gary Harrison are friends and more than friends. Stan/Gary oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
Ten Candies: Part One: Two Couples by KKJxHatter reviews
"Stan and Kyle saw this job as the opportunity of a lifetime. . .They had no idea just how right they were. Nor how devastatingly wrong. . ." various pairings/het/yaoi/yuri
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010
Telephasic Workshop by bunnypopcorn reviews
AU. When Craig graduated high school and started working as a teacher, he discovered Stan. Immediately Stan intrigued him. There were no rules, or given variable values, or even directions as to what he was even trying to find out. Onesided CraigxStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Stan M., Craig T.
Fantasy Fulfillment by bluerain1984 reviews
A couple of Professor indulge in a little... fantasizing. Gift for a Friend of mine! Sinistra/Snape pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Kids From Yesterday by Kitarin reviews
What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,586 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Flip by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Monsters from an alternate dimension capture Craig in order to invoke an ancient Incan prophecy. He and Kenny are forced to work together in order to stop them. M for graphic violence, some sexual content, and language. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Run by Nixing a Rose reviews
Chase that pathetic dream of yours, boy. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Salty Tears by MiserablyHappy reviews
Unfortunately, Clyde is having one of his infamous crying episodes after a fight with Craig and Token is the one who has to comfort him. He just wishes Craig would deal with the mess he's caused, so he can have his shoulder back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Perfect Angel by lizoftheinfinite reviews
A Bebe/Wendy love story, told through the eyes of Wendy's delusional, sociopathic, middle-aged stalker. M for language and sexual references.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Steal My Heart by NightingaleLost reviews
It was a challenge to me, I admit. To prove Clyde wrong and win just a little more pride for myself. Well, that was only at first. Things changed in ways I couldn't even imagine and now looking back, I can't believe I didn't think I could fall for him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Token B., Clyde D.
MOD Master of Disguise by A.C. Lucius reviews
After having a nightmare about a deceased friend, Clyde encounters a mysterious beautiful girl... Character death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Clyde D., Kevin S.
Chapters by Roxas Destati reviews
The Mormon could do no wrong, his grades perfect and great at sports. He smiled and acted kindly to everyone no matter the issue in a way, making him an eyesore for the haughty Englishman. He'd find a weakness, he'd win no matter what. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gregory, Gary H.
Double Rainbow by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Craig and Clyde go on a camping trip and Clyde discovers double rainbows. Quick one-shot drabble thing. Not Yaoi, just friendship
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Love is no Big Truth by bloodyelectro reviews
A date and the aftermath... future-fic. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Santana L., Tina C. - Complete
The September's Children by twitchdoll reviews
"All these years pushed to the ledge but proud I still stand of who I am and I plan to go on living."- The bittersweet story of Kevin Stoley, Craig Tucker, and Rebecca: the three openly gay teens in South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011
The Taming of a Tweaker by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Craig struggles with math, but Tweek can help - for a price. He wants to be taught by the king of apathy to be cool- how not to care. But then some things might just be worth caring about. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Homeostasis by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Kyle wasn't gay. Not even a little bit. And he managed to keep that little fact a secret for three years.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Sorry by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle calls Stan on his birthday. Post 1507 drabble.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Dolls by Mariani reviews
Cartman has a dark secret: he collects dolls, and people - especially a certain blond pervert. But what if Cartman truly begins to feel for another person? What then? Cartman/Kenny, brief Craig/Kenny. Rated T for sexuality and disturbing elements.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Mariani reviews
Through flashbacks and present-time, we follow up to the brutal ambush Stan and Butters spring on Cartman as revenge. Stan/Butters. Rated M for violence/gore, rape, murder, and smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Obey the Sloth by The Truth's Lie reviews
For fangirl-crossing. "Seeing as you can't keep your fat ass out of trouble there is only one logical thing to do. If you are a superhero, rationally, I must become your ninja sidekick to keep you safe."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Clyde D., Tweek T. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Scribe Teradia reviews
Theo's first time isn't what he expected. Warnings: Slash, graphic sex, and more than a few helpings of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Firsts by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The first time Kenny dies. The first time he smokes weed. The first time he sells his body for money. The first time he decides to stop being afraid. Mild slash, T for language, drug use, sexual situations. Slash, onesided Crenny, and Damien/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Mud by The Human Kite reviews
"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Addiction by Mariani reviews
After Cartman discovers that thrill of cutting, he embarks with Kenny on a dark journey into their disintegrating minds, and the very foundation of their disturbed friendship. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
You Give Me Butterflies by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Token gives Clyde butterflies, but only in the manliest way possible. Will Clyde ever tell Token how he feels? Maybe with a little help from Craig. Of course Craig could use a little help himself. ClydexToken, CraigxTweek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Clyde D., Token B.] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Notexactlyarelationship by cherryfizzies reviews
In which Kyle is a bit asexual and the boys share a special little not-exactly-love bond. Oneshot. Pointless.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Most Pointless Story Ever by thestacatto reviews
A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Firey Bad Ass Hell Love by The Truth's Lie reviews
Damien is intrigued by a new arrival in Hell. All the while, Clyde's just a bad ass. Dyde, because I can. And because the name makes me laugh my ass off.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Damien, Clyde D. - Complete
To Have The Last Laugh by Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Set Foot on Soft Grass by CrisisOmegs reviews
I like to think that if I ever met Lady Gaga, I would do my best Joker voice and tell her that she's changed things. There's no going back. This is essentially her fault, you know. Kyman, with Creek and some Bunny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Soda Pop by thefantasmickah reviews
At no point in her life had Santana ever imagined she would be in her kitchen, laughing and flirting with Tina Cohen-Chang.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Santana L., Tina C. - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
melting sunshine by pennywhistles reviews
Cartman was pretty good at ruining moments. /Cartyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Siliac's Hell by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Cartman is acting strange. But one look at a new Ipod Ap, and Kenny knows it all.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Psycho by brae679 reviews
When the misfits of South Park go crazy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,995 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Butters S.
Food for Thought by tmcala reviews
Welcome to Clyde Donovan's mind. Sappy love stories and tacos sold seperately.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Clyde D.
Clean Living by Cliscia reviews
Sex is Kenny's high, but vanilla is boring. Nobody is willing to play along with his weird and sometimes creepy and disturbing kinks. Nobody except Butters, who doesn't realize the depravity of it until it is too late.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Gravitational Lensing by Anti-Logic reviews
Greasestuck AU. All Kanaya wanted to do was buy Rose a Coke. Rose/Kanaya
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
In This Moment by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Though rarely ever discussed, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman have a lot in common. Let's see what a karaoke night, and a couple drinks do.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Texts by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
never could i ever by crowthorn reviews
not even if I wanted to. -— or, the things that define us.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
CuteBilly182 by lizoftheinfinite reviews
One of internet creeps wasn't stupid enough to shoot himself at the Dateline studios. Fighting back is easier when there's two of you. Slight Thomas/Craig, M for graphic content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Thomas, Craig T. - Complete
Bad Habits by CrisisOmegs reviews
Everyone's got bad habits. Butters can't stop blaming himself whenever something goes wrong, and Stan can't stop daydreaming about shirtless men. Stan/Butters; Stutters, multi-chapter. Try some new pairings, it's good for ya health.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,087 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Butters S., Stan M.
As the Snow Fell by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Kenny McCormick has always been the poorest and loneliest kid. But on a snowy night, that all changes. Inspired by MoonPhaerie
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Everybody Loves Cartman by cell12 reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Confession by Fallen Leafs reviews
I know this looks bad, Kyle, but really, it's not as bad as it looks. ...Well, yeah, actually, it's exactly as bad as it looks. iKenny. Slash, underage.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kenny M., Ike B. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Just A Prank by HideTheDecay reviews
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Right Beside You by ScaryBones reviews
After a game of spin the bottle at Craig's birthday party, Cartman realizes he's in love with Stan. Multi-chapter fic! Stanman COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Beautiful by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kyle decides that it's about time Cartman gives him a little respect. Kyle finally gets something out of Eric that the boy would never have expected him to take. Rape. Dark Kyle. Slightly OOC. Challenge.Male X Male contact. More inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Betrayal by The Truth's Lie reviews
He paused outside their bedroom, pressing against the door to listen to the murmurs. "I love you so much," Clyde crooned. "But my husband must never know." His heart broke, crumbling to dust.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
Please Please Me by Cliscia reviews
It had only happened by chance that she'd seen his panties when he leaned forward one day in class to pass in a paper. She'd stared, transfixed, wondering if it was only a hallucination. But men's underwear doesn't usually come in pink with laced tops.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bebe S., Butters S. - Complete
She Said by eshizzle reviews
Santana and Tina's one time thing from Once has turned into a more than one time thing... A kinda sequel to my story Once.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Tina C., Santana L. - Complete
You Understand? by Cliscia reviews
The hatred in his heart only increased during the holidays, but Craig was used to disappointment and anger. But for just one year, he didn't want to spend Christmas alone. Cryle. Rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Fing Winter Wonderland by mystic7194 reviews
Bobby wakes up to find his house covered in Christmas decorations. He tries to find out who did it and ends up making out with a demon. Bobby/Crowley Slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Weihnachtsmärchen by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
*Will be deleted and incorporated into main story soon as of June 2012* Absolutely appalled that his beloved Jew is oblivious to his favorite Holiday traditions, Eric wants to give Kyle the best Christmas experience of his life, but Kyle is a little more than reluctant to let the Christmas spirit take a hold of him Kyman NC17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Secretary by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Based on film of same name. Castiel hires habitually self-harming Dean as his legal secretary. The two slowly develop a dom/sub relationship. There's love, there's self hate and there's powerplay. But it's a love story.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Strangest Night of His Life by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Cody likes Trent. Noah likes Duncan. Neither relationship stands a chance, right? Well, this night just might be strange enough for things to work out. TrentxCody, NoahxDuncan. Gwen and Courtney friendship. Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - [Cody, Trent] [Noah, Duncan] - Complete
Give Me A Synonym by Cliscia reviews
Tweek can't stop obsessing, but maybe he doesn't want to. Because Craig is perfect and right and everything Tweek isn't. Perhaps if he stares at him long enough, he'll understand why. Craig bottom.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Shoelaces by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
Sometimes Bebe absolutely loved her shoe obsession. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bebe S., Tweek T. - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crackerjack by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Years of obsessive study have taught him well." A one-shot Kyman piece with the same amount of musing and intimate nonsense that the fandom ought to expect from me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Plan E by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes being a captive in an elevator is all it takes to get some attention from that special someone. And a little sly flirting can't hurt either. Craig/Clyde quickie, rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Locker Room Hands by ScaryBones reviews
Stan and Cartman have a fight and are forced to run laps around the track. Stanman! One-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Mean Jews Suck by Lady Emzebel reviews
...but nice jews swallow. So, essentially, herein is provided some Kyman fanservice and the Imaginationland scene EVERYBODY secretly wanted. No, don't even try to deny it. You know you wanted it. "Come, pay homage to the Sultan's balls."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dog Poo by RedMacaque reviews
Dog Poo's reflection on life in South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dogpoo - Complete
Reset by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Amber Waves by DragonSapphire reviews
They know they don't belong. Red Goth/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Red Goth, Clyde D. - Complete
Heaven by spider fingers reviews
Clyde knows how to show Craig what heaven feels like. Craig/Clyde.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Metamorphose by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's death leaves Kyle unprepared and penniless. He struggles to make money however he can, getting help from the most unexpected of people along the way in more ways than monetary gain. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Thinking Makes My Brain Hurt by jules jing reviews
Clyde's straight, except he's kind of gay. Craig is a dick, Tweek is Tweek, and Token has common sense. Kevin might be in the Chinese mafia. Oh, and Kyle likes math. Clyde's life.. sucks. Some Creek, eventual ClydeKyle, and other things that defy logic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Clyde D.
We Need to Talk Or, Mrs Marsh by goodbye pork pie hat reviews
Craig talks about his relationship with Stan, which seems to be coming to an end. Stan's in the closet and devoutly Catholic, and his mother's really complicating things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Ranting in G Major by Jadeaffection reviews
In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Gaydar by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT Token went through all of that and, since he was quite positive that Clyde's gaydar was the most accurate thing in the world, years of dating fickle women who just wanted Token for his money, to test the 'once you go black' theory, and Clyde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Token B., Clyde D. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Logic of the Lesbian Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Why Must I be a Teenage Boy in Love? by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Cartman has always been a jerk. Stan has always been a hippie.There's no way they could have feelings for each other. But what will one night of musings bring to these two confused boys that could make them think otherwise?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Give and To Take by umm-anthea reviews
Sometimes, your plans don't go exactly as planned. And sometimes, that isn't exactly a bad thing. One-shot. Crappy, in my own opinion. Tydeeeee. i haz moar now?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Token B., Clyde D. - Complete
First Impressions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,992 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Seize The Day by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Ike returns to South Park after a near ten-year absence, looking for answers. But he might not like what he finds. Slash, complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,223 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ike B. - Complete
Semicide by twennyfree reviews
A season in hell has killed any innocence within Noodle. When she realizes she's been replaced with a cyborg doppelganger, she reacts in a most unexpected way. NOODLE X ROBO-NOODLE! Also MurdocXRobo-Noodle WARNING: PWP.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Noodle, Android Noodle - Complete
on rare occasions by spookyhouse reviews
It's a rare occasion whenever Murdoc decides to leave his inverted cross lying defenceless on the kitchen table. Murdoc/ 2D. Graphic.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Force of Habit by Courtanie reviews
Kyle always waits for Kenny, but would he return the favor? T for themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
You Call This a Staff Meeting? by SeulWolfe reviews
Implied Slash of Severus/Remus:: Who Tops who? Its a staff meeting set during 3rd year. Humor and Crack.. complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Decisions by Fuzzybuni reviews
2D will have to choose between Murdoc and Noodle... who will he choose? The Satanic bassist or the young Japanese guitarist?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,905 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Mutual by Jewcika reviews
After years of being Cartman's target, Kyle's carefully developed paranoia and controlled emotion have found a companion. KyleButters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kyle B., Butters S. - Complete
Five guys and a Pancake House by Hope Calaris reviews
You know this one? Two guys walk into a Pancake House … CRACK!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Lucifer, Zachariah - Complete
The Costly Coffee Conspiracy by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. Slash. Crack not Creek! Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Spooning Leads to Forking by DragonSapphire reviews
Stan and Craig play a series of games. Stan/Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Phoenix II reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Until the Last Beat by DragonSapphire reviews
Craig's hanging on a beat. Craig/Tweek/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Seventeen by eliska reviews
He'd recognize those blue eyes anywhere. Kenny/Stan, slight Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Peppermint by Dub The World reviews
Surely something like that wouldn’t get in the way, would it? Maybe not, but other things just might. A Duncan/Trent oneshot piece with a few TDA Spoilers.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Duncan, Trent - Complete
Getting Lucky by JoeMerl reviews
Gwen and Cody have a little talk after an interesting night together. Gwen/Cody, rated T for inappropriate silliness and double entendre.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Gwen, Cody] - Complete
Aftermath by Loca Bambina reviews
Some holes aren't meant to be filled... Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
UnPredictable by eishi reviews
Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger, and that was a fact. Really. KyleWendy, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Close Quarters by Paperleaf reviews
[Yaoi..?] Clyde is trying to instruct Craig on how to play a video game. But instructing so close to ones body might make one act a certain way. Really friggen' short oneshot. xD [CraigClyde]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
What Would YOU Do? by Paperleaf reviews
[ClydexKenny] An exhausted, boiling hot Clyde will do anything for a bite of Kenny's Klondike bar. 8D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Late Latte by Paperleaf reviews
[ButtersxTweek] When Butters is feeling left out of the group again, he goes to the only other blonde that knows how he feels for comfort. Oneshot, kinda weird. XD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Butters S., Tweek T. - Complete
When The Bee Stings by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxKenny] Tweek gets stung when he's lost in thought, and Kenny comes to makes it all better. Fluffy oneshot. X]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Tweek T., Kenny M. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
No 14 by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Bebe first realized it on the hair dye aisle at the drug store. BebeHenrietta
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Bebe S. - Complete
Monsters Among Us by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Cartman finds what Kenny is through an exploration of what he isn't. CartmanKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Best Friends Forever by dontcryMasha reviews
KennyCartman, StanKyle. Slash. Oneshot.While Stan and Kyle trying to keep their relationship under wraps, things heat up between Kenny and Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
A One Night Stan by dontcryMasha reviews
KennyStan SLASH. Something random happens, and a bunch of other random things happen. Ultimately, Kenny and Stan get intimate, other people find out and have different sorts of reactions.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Kenny M., Stan M.
Noticing by style xx reviews
Some things he’d never notice until it was impossible not to. [CartmanKyleStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
0 22 by style xx reviews
This is why I hate math. [KennyCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Push Bang Click by style xx reviews
In which Kyle’s mother finally breaks him, and ‘I told you so’ would be the greatest relief of all. A strange, awkward [KyleCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
I'll Do What She Waunts by moonyprof reviews
Wendy finds a bag from Frederick's of Hollywood in Cartman's room and dresses him up. WendyCartman, language, and implied kinkiness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Some Like It Hot Wings by moonyprof reviews
How did Butters Stotch find himself on his way back to Raisins? Dressed as Marjorine? With Cartman? And what if Lexus recognizes him? Originally written for a challenge on FOSFF. net. Not slashy, just very, very campy. Warning is only for the language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Drugs and Electricity by CaideSin reviews
The life and times of one Stuart Pots. [language, drugs, sexual overtones, slash]
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
In the Quiet Time by The Treacle Tart reviews
I think we are all who we are supposed to be, be it a war hero or a herbologist. We all have our place and our purpose. It doesn't matter that Voldemort chose you or not you are Harry Potter and you would always be Harry Potter. NevilleHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Falling in Line by Oneirogenic reviews
The boys are at the bus stop, and Kenny muses over Cartman and their relationship. Slash if you squint.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
HalfMast by Amanita Jackson reviews
Blaise is depressed and talks about his infatuation with Seamus, who's turned out to be straight. Sorry. It's 1 am, what do you want from me? SLASH! DEPRESSION! CHARACTER DEATH! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Seamus F. - Complete
Tweek Tweak and the Death Ticker by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[SLASH TWEEKCRAIG, CARTMANTWEEK.. other pairings] Cartman has Tweek all paranoid about death. He's set out to ruin our little twitch. when things actually do go his way though, he finds out exactly how he feels about tweek. they are 17 years of age
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Tweek T., Eric Cartman
On Fire by BleedmeBlind reviews
Tweek has always liked Kyle and for one day Kyle shows him attention. Kyle takes him to a party to prove to him that he shouldn’t be so paranoid.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tweek T., Kyle B. - Complete
A taste for blood by Redfern reviews
The cruel game Lucius starts around Christmas leads up to a shocking, heated relationship in a true Malfoy style. Real corruption is possible only when desperate need has been created...Graphic LuciusDracocest coming up. Welcome inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,205 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Writer's Hazard by me-ladie reviews
The life of a writer is a hard one, especially for someone like Tweek. Tweek slash, written for Twitch for Christmas. Merry Christmas Twitch!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Tweek T., Kyle B. - Complete
Eyes Turned by CaideSin reviews
Wake me when the day breaks, show me how the sun shines. [2DMurdoc]
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
One More Cup of Coffee by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
ONESHOT. Stan's POV. Insanity never felt so right when Stan Marsh was with Henrietta, a girl who nobody understood, but him. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Stan M. - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Edge of the World by Bagatelle reviews
Wendy remembers growing up and spends an hour with Kenny and Kyle. May be updated sometime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2005
The Tapestry of the Red Horse by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Weasley: You're snobbish and rude, but sometimes you're not, and I think that not gave me plenty of room to assume you felt more than lust. Is Ron right? RD Slash. Violence, Sexual Content, etc..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,291 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Why Don't You Like the Flowers? by Fletset reviews
Why isn't Kyle smiling? Doesn't he like the flowers? Slash
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Addictions by kyleisgod reviews
Short POV fic. Cartman writes a letter of confession about a night he and Kenny shared.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
Transfusion by Elendraug reviews
She's broken, but can't afford a replacement for herself. Femmeslash. "Susan" / Carol and Sheila.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Sheila B., Carol M. - Complete
ODisaccharide by Elendraug reviews
C6H12O6. [ Slash. Stan Kyle Kenny. ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete