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Author has written 4 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Harry Potter, and Hannibal.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

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My Precious by C.Queen reviews
Modern Setting. Due to an epic breakup years ago, the only contact Thorin and Bilbo have with each other is a result of their four year old son Frodo. Or so they'd tell you if you asked. Then Bilbo makes the mistake of going on a date with this guy he met online, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer...and suddenly Thorin isn't looking so bad in comparison.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,038 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
The Gift of Yavanna by EarendilElwing reviews
"Even though I am not your intended 'One', I still love you, Thorin Oakenshield. And I will continue to love you for the rest of my life." Bilbo forced a laugh. "However long or short that may be."
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/16 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf - Complete
KO by L.C. blip reviews
Human/AU The name on the screen, e. , was a new one. Jack had never played against him before. Jack had his little group he stuck with, but he decided to let the system choose a random player for him today. He was not disappointed. They had been playing all night- nearly five hours. Now a series of related oneshots.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Hate Machine by Rose of Brisingr reviews
Hannibal is invited by a former colleague to observe today's solar eclipse on his property and takes Will with him. Will is not too happy about it, being dragged to an event where he knows no one and is probably just stated as the crazy man who has been in the BSHCI for months. But when he meets their host 'Connor' he can think of an easy way to get Hannibal back for it...
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] OC - Complete
High Hopes by Quiteokayish reviews
Thorin's eyes were drawn to the simple painting of an acorn. He traced the outline of it with his fingertips, feeling both relieved and horrified that Bilbo had not forgotten him after all.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/3 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Love in the Library by luvsbitca reviews
Bilbo is a Children's Librarian running an amazing Storytime. Ori is a Local History Librarian having issues with one of the hobbits he works with. Thorin is an uncle with two small nephews in need of an activity to keep them occupied. Dwalin is a Professor at the local university specialising in the history of the Dwarfish military. They are all about to meet at the Shire Library.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/5 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Dwalin, Ori] - Complete
Tsí-Cineál, Fae-Kind by King Simin the Warrior reviews
A (Hopefully) long story that makes use of several prompts on the HKM. Bilbo is Tsí-Cineál (Fae), a Prince, a Lord and has some magic. His soul mate is Thorin. This will contain MPREG, Motherly!Bilbo, Flirt!Bilbo and LightBender!Hobbits. The Hobbits have a language and an underground City that is environmentally friendly, powered by the Hobbit's ability to bend light. WIP
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,062 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
One for the Money by littlemisslol reviews
In which Jack Frost is the king of the deadly Black Widow con, and has just recently come across his newest mark, a tall, handsome Australian. But this mark has his own agenda, one that Jack couldn't have seen coming in a thousand years. (JackRabbit Con-Man Au, with a side of murder and thievery) Human!AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Recovery, Redemption and Romance by luvsbitca reviews
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,357 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Online Catch by MaiTai1327 reviews
Jack Crawford concocts a plan to lure Hannibal out of hiding... with uploading Will's profile on an international online dating site. Without Will's consent, of course. Happens after season 2. Hannibal/Will, slash
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] J. Crawford, Bedelia D. - Complete
Jack's In Trouble by C.Queen reviews
AU. As a cop it has been Pitch's cross to bear, trying to keep Jack Overland on the right side of the law for the past seven years. But now someone's just told him that Jack, who is now a famous hockey player, has been caught in a sex tape scandal. That can't possibly end well...can it?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Baby Tooth, Tooth - Complete
Findings by Schattengestalt reviews
Sherlock requests something from John, but John does not comply with it. Neither of them expects that this disagreement is going to change their relationship forever. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/18 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The One That Got Away by Chika Vazquez reviews
Hannibal Lecter had this macabre air to his name. Everyone knew who he was and in what he specialized in—assassination was his trade and no one questioned it. He could make anyone disappear with a simple trick or two. He never missed a target, he was quiet, and swift. Yet, he missed the biggest target of all.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Beverly K. - Complete
Watching the Movie by Ayame4679 reviews
Before chaos broke out between Hiccup and the Monstrous Nightmare in the Arena, both villagers and dragons are brought together to witness the truth about dragons by watching the film How to Train Your Dragon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Study in Sherlock by Dalnim reviews
Pre-Study in Pink AU. "In all his five years of knowing him, Greg had never seen Sherlock look so – broken." Not as angsty as it sounds. HEA. Sequel and Prequel posted!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Uncharacteristically You by L.C. blip reviews
Aster works nights at a university library, and days at a local community center. After having someone's personal reading material thrown into the return bin with a random email address, he wonders as to why? And proceeds to find out. Rating may go up. (Jackrabbit)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Keeping a secret with a secret by snowing-in-the-spring-time reviews
Jack has a little secret that includes of him dressing like a girl. He spends his days quiet in the warm weather of Australia unless he's working with snow or at a guardian meeting, until he meets a handsome spring spirit. Who is this spring spirit, and why does he remind Jack so much of E. Aster Bunnymund. So what is this mysterious spirits secret? BOYXBOY rating may change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Eternity to Play Cards by Rndm Prsn reviews
The world is in ruins because of the murderous mage known as the scarlet monster. Discarded by society, secret mage Mikan must protect her brother, and volunteers to trap the scarlet monster outside reality, even if she must sacrifice herself. One-shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Mikan S., Natsume H., Yoichi H. - Complete
Broken Souls by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
Soulmates. In their broken age. What a ridiculous thing. Right when the importance of marriage was lower than ever, right when staying with one person for a whole lifetime seemed like such an overrated bother...Mycroft had rejected his soulmate long ago, but he could not control fate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Doll by Anna-Jay reviews
Prequel to The Doll House: Will is aware of what he's getting himself into when he buys the dreaded Doll House. Because of the cursed doll, no one has been able to stay longer than a month. He doesn't mind. Perhaps death would be kind after everything he's been through. Over the next few days Will finds himself attached to the strange doll he's named Hannibal. Hannigram.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Wal-Mart Romance by slyangelfox reviews
Aster shops at a local Wal-Mart. One time he goes and by chance runs into a very helpful and energetic employee. Now every time he enters the store this kid is always there no matter the time or day always so willing to help him and flirt. While putting up with the antics Aster cannot help getting used to the annoyance with the bright blue eyes. AU-Jackrabbit. Rating may change.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,700 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Take My Hand by EverydayClumsy reviews
Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting: How things could have happened. This is basically angst with fluff and a happy ending :3.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Valars Inc by Kassandra85 reviews
Modern AU Story. Thorin Thrainson and a group of fellow FBI agents are working undercover to bust a human trafficking ring. At the beginning of their mission Filis exgirlfriend, Beatrix Baggins, shows up and complicates things. Really complicates things.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Dwalin - Complete
Reflets dans l'eau by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Creature fic with Merman Will and cook Hannibal. The chef of a secret restaurant that serves up the supernatural for dinner gets its newest course. Will Hannibal filet up the merman for his dinner party? Not Beta Read. M/M Reader commentary will decide this story's continuation. COMPLETE
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Just a Kiss by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. Too bad no one told Jack unicorns are hard to hide things from. (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue.) Jackrabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Let Sleeping Spirits Lie by LadyPhenyx reviews
There's an unspoken rule when it comes to seasonal spirits: Do not disturb their yearly off-season nap. Unfortunately, "unspoken rule" means not everyone got the memo. Or, how Bunny discovered that Jack is a very determined sleep-cuddler.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Unexplainable Ties by Rosa Cotton reviews
No, Dwalin was not fond of the hobbit babe he'd rescued. He knew the little creature, despite appearing to inexplicably tolerate his company, would eventually shield away just like all the other children. AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Dwalin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Memories of Fire by E-Loveless reviews
Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find his One in a small, rowdy inn in the Shire on a cold and rainy night. Soulmate/Ones Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's beautiful song, "I See Fire"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Doll House by Anna-Jay reviews
No one has been able to live in the Doll House for more than a month because of the supposed cursed doll that comes with the house. That is until a man named Will Graham moved in six months ago. Freddie decides it's time to pay him a visit to get the scoop on this elusive man, and she hopes to get a look at the doll while she's at it. Slash.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
The Hermit and the Wendigo King by DarkmoonSigel reviews
A fantasy AU of Hannigram. Will is a hermit who lives out in the woods. He happens upon a ravenstag one day. Our story begins there. Not Beta Read. M/M. Rating may go up later on.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Deal with the Devil by Anonymonimus reviews
Bilbo is an accountant whose nephew, Frodo, just got seriously sick. In order to save young boy's life Bilbo borrows money from one of the mafia families. Later, he discovers that he can't to save enough money to pay his debt back; he is kidnapped and turned into the leader, Thorin's, personal accountant. And Bilbo is fine with that but is it necessary to live with him? PROMPT FILL
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Heart Of Glass by badskippy reviews
One minute he was Tom Durlin - the hottest jock in school. The next, he remembered being Thorin Oakenshield. The only thing really missing was the love of his life - too bad it turned out to be the one person who hated him.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori
Taken Soul by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Slowly coming to understand that she may never escape the dangers of opening the puzzle box, a series of encounters with her personal demon from hell leads her deeper into her own corruption.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Pinhead, Kirsty - Complete
Deuces and Kings by PirateColey reviews
Bofur enjoys being single, but his workmate Thorin keeps setting him up on bad blind dates. Fed up, he bribes his friend Nori into pretending to be his boyfriend in hopes that it will make Thorin leave him be. But, fake-dating Nori has its own set of complications and Bofur realizes he might have to go all-in on a chance to win Nori's heart for real. (Modern AU. Nofur. SMUT.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur - Complete
Of Insufferable Dwarfs by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Had Bilbo known all he had to do to get Thorin Oakenshield to stop being a condescending ass was fall off a cliff and nearly die, he would have considered doing it much sooner.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Nature of Belief by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,262 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
Surprise At A Crime Scene by obeytherandomness reviews
Sherlock can be amazingly unobservant when he's at a crime scene. Too bad Mycroft doesn't know that. Oh well, at least John can have some fun. AU to A Study in Pink. Established Johnlock Relationship. Oneshot. Don't forget to R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
all that is gold does not glitter by SmellsLikeTeenSpirt reviews
An AU that follows the story of Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo but Bagginshield style! It never crossed Bilbo's mind that he would promised to royalty and coerced into a loveless marriage of convenience that in time may turn into something more... (Mpreg)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,666 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B. - Complete
Jack Be Nimble by FrostInTheWarren reviews
In which Jack Frost finally sates a burning curiosity for women's lingerie, and Cupcake proves to be a fantastic enabler. (Or: Jack has confidence issues, Cupcake helps, and Bunnymund benefits from it in the end.) Jackrabbit/Frostbunny
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Ringbearers by C.Queen reviews
Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
He Walks Unseen by Windblown.child reviews
Bilbo made a deal with the Gods after the Battle of Five Armies. But the Gods always demand payment. Thilbo Baggenshield BB/TO
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik Movt 1 by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Restaurant AU with Will as a server lusting after a certain guest who's coming in to eat more and more. Not Beta Read M/M
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Sculpture by I'mBelleGoose reviews
Jack is a successful ice sculpturist and has reached complete happiness...until he meets E. Aster Bunnymund...who's getting married to someone else. One-shot. AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Change of plans by Kindred01 reviews
Hannibal finds something out about Will, that makes him change his plans (I'm saying it's complete for now because I don't know if I will add more
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford - Complete
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
What Do You Do by VickyVicarious reviews
...with a merman in your bathtub, ear-ly in the afternoon? E. Aster Bunnymund votes for 'snog him all over.' Well, after the requisite mental health freakout. [cracky AU, JackRabbit with Christmas Cookie and Quicksand cameos]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
The Man They Couldn't Hang by sexyvanillatiger reviews
"The Augments and the Federation have been at war for years, but the closing threat by the Klingons force the two sides into a shaky truce. To seal it, the Federation proposes a marriage between their youngest captain to the Augments leader. To Kirk's shock they accept." Prompt fill from the Star Trek Into Darkness Kink Meme. Khan/Kirk. Arranged marriage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Délicatesse by Molahsurey reviews
Will figures out that Hannibal is the Ripper, but he can't bring himself to turn him in. Jamais Never
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Bound by Blood by The Emcee reviews
Kirk was bound to him forever through the bond of blood they now shared. Whether anyone else liked it or not, Khan didn't care. The others meant nothing to him. They were mere ants to him. Kirk, however, was not. He was Khan's now. Slash. Khan/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/25/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Florem Terrae by ShadowKat-Shidobukatsu reviews
Kink Meme Prompt Fill Prompt: Bilbo has magic. It was never very strong, until the BoFA, when he finally figures out how to unlock it.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
One, Two Hobbits Under The Hill! by HobbitHoleDestroyer reviews
It had been a few years since Erebor had been reclaimed and Bilbo left. As soon as Thorin was able to stand once more, the hobbit left. But he left the dwarf king with a promise. "Any time you wish to visit, just stop by. Maybe we'll be able to just sit and relax in the Shire. If you ever drop by…" These words rang throughout Thorin's mind for many years.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
A Hero to Serve You by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Kozmotis Pitchiner. North had built the man in Jack's mind, shaping him with his words into someone larger than life, imposing, and dignified. But the man in reality? He was nothing at all like that. Jack knew because he was currently enjoying an exciting bout of Agoraphobia on top of a good long mourn for a lifetime lost in one of North's extra rooms. Slash, BDSM themes
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Kidnap Attempt by charmed7293 reviews
Based on a kink meme prompt, Pitch is a mob boss and Jack is a college student who babysits for money. Pitch hears Jack is the best of the best when it comes to babysitting and he won't accept anything less when it comes to his daughter, so he hires Jack. Jack knows a kidnap attempt by a rival crime lord was inevitable, but nothing could prepare him for when it actually happens.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch]
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Claimed by TaraJo reviews
Harry is investigating a crime when he crashes right in the middle of the Veela mating party. Five Veelas are very interested in Harry and already have him cornered, when one surprisingly familiar person jumps in for a rescue. Veela fic, possessive/protective/jealous!Draco, reluctant!Harry, referee!Narcissa, top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Operator by Ira e Invidia reviews
Aster is a phone sex operator, Jack is a loyal customer. One day they meet and Jack insists on a date. Aster is reluctant at first, but as the day wears on things start to get steamy. Soon enough they're racing to Aster's apartment for some alone time.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Spring Thaw by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Whenever Jack wins a challenge, he asks for one thing: sex. This forces Bunnymund to begin to rethink a lot of things.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Lessons about Love by Destielixer reviews
Bilbo walks in on Dr. Oakenshield's dancing when he's handing in reports. His professor then takes action to ensure that Bilbo will not blackmail him. What first starts out as payment for Dr. Oakenshield's blackmail turns out to be more than he expected. But Bilbo's professor has a darker side to him than he lets on. Student-Teacher relationship. Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Five Times Mike's Phone Sort of Gets Him Into Trouble and One Time It by Robin Gills reviews
Mike's phone gets him into a little trouble with Harvey, but there's one time when it doesn't. Relationship stuff happens.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Jack in the Box by chiyochu reviews
Bunnymund and North have gotten into a fight over which of their holidays are more important. North is going to prove to Bunnymund that Christmas is better. How will he do it? Commence; Plan Jack in the Box. Warning: BoyxBoy, Oneshot, Smut. Don't like, don't read.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Locked Out by Palaemon77 reviews
Kurt Hummel is locked out on his apartment balcony, and it's Chicago Fire Fighter Dave Karofsky that gets the call. Future!Fic AU - Dave and Kurt have never met - set 7 years in the future. One-shot for now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pressure by Just An Inkling reviews
Charlie is secretive, and Ian is annoyed, and Don is worried like no body's business. Migraines suck. Multichapter, Ian/Charlie.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Charlie E., Ian E. - Complete
Now that's a story by SquibbySquiggles reviews
A month has past since Sheriff Rango's death and Rattlesnake Jake reflects on decisions he's made... but sometimes the dead are more lively then they appear. ONESHOT/Slash pairing Rattlesnake Jake / Rango
Rango - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rango, R. Jake - Complete
Love and Lizards by cherryflesh reviews
Rattlesnake Jake/Rango SMUTTY SLASH! If that ain't your cuppa tea, kindly move along to the next fic. There's a new threat to Dirt and Rango has to ask Rattlesnake Jake for help, but hiring a gunslinger has its prize... enjoy!
Rango - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2011 - R. Jake, Rango
Five Times Mike Ross Was a Terrible Vampire by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Five Times Mike Ross Was a Terrible Vampire and One Time He Wasn't. Mike may be a puppy, but he's Harvey's puppy and he has fangs. Harvey/Mike. Semi-AU.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
My Kid Brother Ponyboy by Kylelover101 reviews
The sequal to Raising Ponyboy! Ponyboy is learning to grow-up with only Darry as his only brother. As Ponyboy grows up some more, Darry realizes that he can't mess up, becuase Soda's not hear to pick up the pieces
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
How could no one notice? by BelleBailey reviews
Ponyboy is sick with a sore throat and no one notices? Will everything go unnoticed to them. sorry suck at summaries. Rated T for language only.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
When Lightning Strikes by underhandlilies reviews
All Sephiroth wanted was to get out of the stupid suburbs and back home...not to see both his car and a kid get struck by lightning. S/C
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SE2: No Shooting In The House by KamalaC reviews
Ian is living with Charlie, making him coffee, and keeping his guns locked up. That can't be right. Something must be done about this! Ian's losing his touch, and will do anything to get it back. But what price will Charlie have to pay?
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Charlie E., Ian E. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pain To Pleasure by AntoinetteD reviews
Draco wants revenge against Harry Potter, humiliation and torture seems the best type of revenge. What will happen when he finally imprisons the man he blames for everything? Hp/Dm. WARNINGSLASH/SEX M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,330 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because of the Mob by Cathcer1984 reviews
An excuse to write Drarry smut... Hermione and Draco are studying and an upset Harry comes in, Draco swoops in and saves the hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Monster Under the Bed by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry insists there are monsters under the bed, despite Severus assuiring him there's no such thing. But what if Snape were wrong and there really is something there . . ? A Halloween fic set in the NA universe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Breaking Point reviews
Takes place during GoF after the 'Potter stinks' pins come out but before the first trial, Snape has been watching Harry and during dinner something finally pushes him to defend the boy in his own way. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Jealousy? reviews
Will disrupts one of Dr. Lecters sessions to discuss recent events. Slash Will/Hannibal Read and Review Please
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Late Night Flight reviews
Jack lives with Pitch, the Guardians don't know. After hearing about Sandy's home being an island Jack wants to visit and goes out after curfew, Pitch finds him and so do the Guardians. Overprotective/fatherly Pitch.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch
Don't Touch Jacks Kids reviews
After the battle with Pitch the Guardians return to Norths to find two teenagers their that turn out to be Jacks kids, wondering how Jack became a mother he talks about an incident that happened between Mother Nature and himself. Past Jack/Bunny, Past mpreg. Oneshot?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] OC - Complete