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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820461, Profile Updated: 06-24-13
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Gravitation.

Soooooo...what's up? Its been awhile right folks.I have actually been on FF a lot lately I just don't use this profile anymore. Never fear I will be finishing My Stalker Boyfriend, The Jock, Iruka in wonderland, and gravitational Pull. As for everything else, I am DISCONTINUING them. Except my Boys. it will be moved.

I am so sorry to everyone who waited eagerly for me to get back to my usual FF but I have grown out of a lot of my original stories. DM me if you want one of my stories not on the list to be finished.

If you want to continue reading updated (well at least more than I do here) read my fanfiction under The Ultimate Uke.


"If there ever comes a day where we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever."

-A.A. Milne


Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Quiz and find out!

My Results: sadistic seme...wtf?! well actually not that far off...really close to my identity. (the first two times I got bad ass uke) really I am perverted but don't take me lightly. I'm no uke!

characteristics: Arrogant, perfectionistic, and self-assured, the Sadistic Seme hungers for power and control, knowing exactly what they want and going after it relentlessly. Refined in style and tastes, the Sadistic Seme demands the very best, and will only accept perfection and complete obedience from the one under their control. Their presence darkly commanding, this Seme personality is all about being 'The Master' and having their partner submissively at their feet, soul in their grasp, is what it takes to satisfy their craving for power. The Sadistic Seme is one to be wary of, unless you crave dark punishment - for once they have you in their grasp, you may never escape.

The Sadistic Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Fire

Chinese Zodiac: Dragon

Color: Red

Fruit: Pomegranate

Dessert: Fruit dipped in melted chocolate

Theme Song: Illuminati by Malice Mizer

2much4dis: wait??? really?

test: Naw were just fucking with you you're a uke!

2much4dis: yay! I renounce my seme days! *changes name to TheUltimateUke*


This is a website that I find extremely useful when I write my smut scenes. Be aware that if you click the link, there are explicit pictures to go along with some of the descriptions so you'll want to be alone somewhere private before opening the page. With that said, have fun and good luck writing!

Slash Sex Scene Tips for Writers

Laughs suspiciously

http:///course.html

credit due to master of the rebels.

(my own personal fav, not always accurate or the neatest written but very entertaining)


Keep those walls from falling

I loved you like I loved none other boy, girl, mother, father, brother. I kept you close to my heart, prayed to god you’d protect that part. Never hurt me you never took, you only watched you only looked.

Keep those walls up, keep them up!

Keep those walls up keep them up!

Keep those walls from falling in on me; hold them up and only, only, love me.

Hold me there. Hold me here. Hold me dear.

Keep those walls from falling, tumbling in on my heart.

keep those walls from falling in on your doors

...truly mine, and forever yours

keep those walls from falling

2009


The Nerd

By 2much4dis

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own the story ‘The Nerd’ I liked it a lot, and decided to write a poem about. Go animehead I praise the ground you walk on!!

Who would have known that underneath him was another, who could have known with him I found a brother. Who would have known in that I found refuge, who would have known in that I found courage?

How could I know with him I found a light, he didn’t know it was even that bright. I didn’t know this feeling so foreign, could have been something with me since I’d been born. Who would have known…?

I found love, when I found you?

Who would have known, I found a feeling I thought was absurd, till I found...

THE NERD?


The story: The unread documents unrated is available on FF on my other account in which I do use TheUltimateUke.

'My Boys' series. rough draft of My Boys cover

STORY RECOMMENDATION: Detention: A New Kind of Love Story Story slash (18) a 'still in the closet' boy and his bully find out they have more in common then they thought, curtsy of Still-in-the-closet88 of fictionpress.com (come write with us on FP) It needs a good BETA.

You should know it probably won't always be yaoi, BxB, or slash, it also will probably always be 18 or older stories since I'm big on those kinds of things

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Who's the KILLER? by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
The gang are playing the game called ‘who’s the killer’ when one by one, players were dropping dead like flies. Why do Naruto feels that the killing is somewhat related to him. Whatever happens they should find the killer before he kills them all.SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,826 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Ultimate Uke Union by flclinutri reviews
A union of ukes have banded together to discuss their dilemmas togther and support each other in their love adventures. Their semes are seemingly oblivious. SasuNaru, ShinoKiba, NejiShika, GaaLee, ZabuHaku, KakaItaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
PLAYBOY by RikusChika778 reviews
Sora is a new fashion model intern up in New York this summer with his brother, cousin and friends. And all of them are paired with notorious models. That they cant even be considered to have a record!SoRiku,AkuRoku,Cleon,Zemyx, Saix and Xemnas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Riku, Sora
Bound For Tomorrow: Sesshomaru and Rin by RayvynSky reviews
The post-canon continuation of the romantic relationship of Sesshomaru and Rin. CH24 UP! Sesshoumaru's instincts come to the surface, and acknowledge Rin as his Inumochi. The one woman he Belongs To PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS BEING MOVED TO ARCHIVEOFOUROWN DOT ORG. All of my stories will soon be posted there in their entirety including the lemons that can't be posted to ffnet.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,550 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
The Unread Documents of a Mission So Far Off by The Ultimate Uke reviews
Naruto and four other comrades are captured on a search and rescue mission only to be physically and emotionally tortured for eight months, now the aftermath of the ordeal is more scarring then they could every imagine...such as forced pregnancy. NEW! Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Devil's Own by yasha1215 reviews
Sasuke is an Oyabun Yakuza Leader who bought Naruto from the slave auctions. This story is based/inspired by the manga Okane ga Nai NoMoney! . I borrowed some scenes and lines from the manga, so don’t be surprised if you encounter familiar scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fists and Swords by Dragon Born's blood reviews
Zell is hunted for sex. Squall is looking for his soul mate. Seifer is just wants to be laid. And the SeeDs are watching. Zell/Squall Squall/Zell Vampire Yaoi and Slash. Do not like do not read.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Zell D., Squall L.
The Perfect Mate by The Witch Kamilla reviews
Rewritten! What happens when the one you love is wanted by all others because he's the perfect mate. SetoXJoey and ChaseXJack Fic with side couples.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Jack
Branded by PistGurl reviews
Rape, shonen-ai, yaoi : SeiferxZell SquallxZell : Zell wakes up from a nightmare which changes Squalls life...why? : Not the best fanfic in the world, on this site, by this author or in the world after all else has been destroyed.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Zell D., Squall L. - Complete
Perpetuality by CucumberKun reviews
PostGraduation Fic. While his friends are going to college or university, Katsuya is working for Mai's host club. Seto however is nowhere to be found. Katsuya is seeing the world in clichés thanks to his sister and Hiroto. [SetoJou, Kaiba x Jounouchi]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,741 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Incarcerated by Bouncy cat reviews
Iruka is sent to prison and discovers something about himself. Will be KakaIru yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can we call this love? by Eadwine63 reviews
Ichigo discovers his true feelings... a Bleach Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Wonderful World of Lemon by sosise reviews
Compilation of Okane ga Nai lemons made by sosise, Onige-a and See1like. Open to everyone who wanted to join us LOL and write up their fantasy. Different plot each chapter. But of course, Kanou x Ayase. Plus plus.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kanou S., Ayase Y.
Into The Closet by panda-sensei reviews
I am Sasuke Uchiha; gorgeous, smart, good at sports, adored by girls. Oh, and gay. Flaming gay.// Trying to keep your orientation a secret when the subject of your dreams appears...not an easy feat.// SasuNaru, Yaoi, Shounenai, AU, Atheism, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How it Feels to Fall in Love by xPeaceful Blissx reviews
“Do you, Saboku No Gaara; take Rock Lee to be your lawful wedded wife?”“I do” Now nobody saw this coming did they? What the hell has the world come to? Oh damn, all hells going to break loose. GaaLee-centric, side pairings along the way. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Gaara, Lee R.
If You're Misaki then Who Am I? by stargazer098567 reviews
A strange storm occurs and Misaki reflects on Usagi's personality. When they wake up, they are each other? How will this all play out..and who does this make the Seme? How do they both deal! Junjou Romantica, some language and Lemon there too
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Love Thy Neighbor by Dominate One reviews
Bricking next-door neighbors become suburban lovers after their wives run off together. SasuNaru SakuIno Abuse, Anal, Angst, Bi, H/C, HJ, Humil, Language, M/F, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Waiter! Another Napkin Please! by Xanthophobiac reviews
Maybe having dinner with his boss, his ex-wife and his lover wasn't such a good idea afterall. Terrorist One-Shot
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Identity Crisis by Jelp reviews
Naruto helped Sasuke fulfill his revenge against Itachi at a costly price. With new duties expected by his long lost family & being forced to share the same body with Sasuke, Naruto's experiencing a bit of an identity crisis. Restless Seq. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
New Coffee Table by Hypercritical-Q reviews
Shinobu almost gets caught in Miyagi's apartment by the Dean, and then Miyagi and Shinobu have sex. Pretty much a PWP XD. Tero couple Centric.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
A Sticky Valentine SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Will a love potion made by a desperate Sasuke-fan affect the friendship between the raven and Naruto? This is a special Valentine's that no one in Konoha High School will ever forget. Rated M for last chapter. Others contain fluff and a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's Not So Innocent by xPeaceful Blissx reviews
Everyone knows that Sasuke has a thing for Naruto and vise-versa. But what the dark-haired ninja don’t know about what our little blond is up to, should keep him on his toes. SasuNaru. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fallen Angel by pinklemonade5678 reviews
Orochimaru's most powerful weapon is not what it seem KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of a Pervert by FrosteeFlakes reviews
A terrifying thought occured to Takahashi Misaki... And it was all Usagi-san's fault!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In The Land Of Konoha by Jelp reviews
When Naruto is in mortal danger from a completely insane fanfic author's plot - it's Sasuke to the rescue!Yaoi. CRACK Fic. Gift for Ladelle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You are Mine and Mine Alone! by XxPureHeartRomancexX reviews
Adult Content
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Takahashi or Takahashi? by birchleaf66 reviews
When Takahiro comes to stay over, Usagi-san is faced with a tough decision-- Takahiro's friendship or Misaki's love. Which will he choose?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Wolf's Fox by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A fox named Naruto lost its family one day, leaving it all alone inside the dark forest of Konoha. The next day, it met a wolf named Sasuke. The two of them then started living together - but what happened when Sasuke got into heat? SasuNaru, shota, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swimm Fight by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto gets a new roommate. Two years old fic SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Prince's Attendant by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bees and the Bees by Stavi reviews
Naruto is going to be taught the Birds and the Bees at school and his parents are concerned about what he’ll think of them. That should be the least of their concerns. KakaIru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clean your plow and Stand the gaff by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
sequel to 'Ride’em Cowboy'. Horseback-riding lessons? What kinky thing could I possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? As an Uchiha I’m sure I’ll think of something. Sasu/naru, Lemon, Yaoi, Slave/master, light bondage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
TEASE by Dead Uchiha reviews
Smut. Naruto thinks he's cute...so does Sasuke. What happens when Naruto's smart mouth gets him more than what he bargained for? Sasuke has a bone to pick with him. YAOI. PWP. SasuNaruNaruSasu. ZOMFG!one!11 CHAPTER 9!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mosaic Masterpiece by Toko Tsuki reviews
Riku's used to living with an abusive father who brings home odd dates, and he’s yet to care. That is until the date became Sora. RiSo AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Riku, Sora
Call me Akihiko by neoandtheangrywhiteflag reviews
Yes this is just an awful smutty trashy oneshot but that's not going to stop me! Akihiko/misaki oneshot rated M
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Toy's Story by Sweetness Theory reviews
“Um, mister?” the boy asked shyly “Why are your hands in his pants?” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
6th Sense by SaabelsWife reviews
Can it be bad for people to see the dead? Ask Sasuke. Sasunaru. Rater M for futur lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Her Big Mouth, His Big Feet by Sailor Fantasy reviews
In which Kairi and the girls explore a certain urban legend, and the repercussions that follow. Just another branch of What If? in Kingdom Hearts. No spoilers for KH2. RikuxSora, SoraxRiku, RikuxSoraxTidus
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sora, Riku
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterlife by witheringtoviolet reviews
SetoxJou. The blonde slave owes his life to the blue eyed priest. His whole life.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Love remembers by Albedo4321 reviews
AxelxRoxas. Yaoi. Mature. Romance, fluff, lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Sick by Stavi reviews
Naruto gets sick during training and Sauske takes him home to take care of him. Temptation rises. Lemon, Language, Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Selphiebunny reviews
Nightmare Before Christmas spin off, SasuNaru style. AU, slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ninzyte by Stavi reviews
Kakashi is having some 'problems'. It's the magic pill. Muwahaha! Bonus second chapter.[KakaIru], [SasuNaru], Lemony, twoshot. and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Wrong Idea by Shimisaki-kun reviews
[YAOI]When Kaiba and his golden puppy once again are fighting, they are caught on tape in a compromising situation. What happens when the tape is broadcasted over national television and they’re outed as a couple in front of the whole of Japan?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,939 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Wish by WhosJeebus reviews
Seto won't be home for the holidays, but can Joey's friends and family manage to show him a holly jolly time, anyway? Sometimes, Christmas miracles happen in the most unexpected of ways...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,169 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Mine by kaibajoey1 reviews
warnings: INCEST! brotherxbrother YAOI! Mentions of RAPE! ZanexSyrus: Zane explains the loving relationship he has with his little brother.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Zane T./Ryō M., Syrus T./Shō M. - Complete
Are you still mine? by kaibajoey1 reviews
Summary: Zane feels a little lost when he hears his brother is drifting away. The only way to protect which is your, is to get rid of the problem. Yaoi Incest: ZaneSyrus mention of JadenSyrus.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Zane T./Ryō M., Syrus T./Shō M.
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reason to Exist by Loki-nin reviews
Is there truely a Reason to Exist? GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
Take It Back by evadere reviews
A long SetoxJoey one-shot about a choice Seto makes and a decision to change it. (With alternate ending)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Zell's Prince Romeo by LittleMissYaoi reviews
Selphie is doing a play. Zell is Juliet and Squall is Romeo. What will happen? Yaoi (don't like don't read), Lemons. Completed! All 12 Chapters. Please R&R.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Jealous of who? by Shaeric Draconis reviews
A Squall x Zell pairing, Squall Irvine. This is a Yaoi MM so please be warned. Squall is attracted to Irvine who is interested in someone else, so Squall enlists Zell's help to make him jealous. Sap with not much plot. One shot.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Squall L., Zell D. - Complete
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My boys reviews
Naruto is an average every day Freshman at Konoha High and Sasuke is a die hard rock star senior. Both have a group of boys they'd die for till their two worlds meet and lives are changed. SasuNaru mostly. This is a yaoi, lemon explict!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My stalker boyfriend reviews
Ever since Uzumaki can remember, Uchiha Sasuke has always stalked him. Naruto thought he could live with it. Until their resident guardians move in together; now Naruto has to survive getting molested at home. SasuNaruSasu, GaaLee, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This year reviews
This is a dedicated fic. It's more Gaalee then anything but SasuNaru is equally shown. When 2 drinken men get into a fight Gaara decides to play a little prank on Sasuke and accidentaly gets himself invovled by ordering 2 brain dead sex dolls. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Jock reviews
Yes, i ripped the title off from The Nerd, but no the story is not the same. at all. When Sasuke Uchiha, the prime ministers son, decides to go to public school he meets the blonde badboy;Naruto Uzumaki. The wild blonde gives him a ride to his own wildsid
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Iruka in wonderland reviews
Naruto, I don't think were in Japan anymore." Iruka is a sensei getting molested in both his dreams and his classroom. The only sense of freedom is in wonderland. naruto is molest by Sasuke...SasuNaru KakaIru. yaoi. lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Gravitational pull reviews
First it was the infamous Ryuichi, then it was the hyper shuichi. Now the torch is getting passed on, and its a girl! Her and her brother go through the hardships of becoming a band and becomeing the star she always knew They could be. Yaoi,Lemon,YukixShu
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Getting there a little bit at a time (discontinued) reviews
This takes place in the Shippuden, Naruto is confronted with Sasuke after 3 yrs and feelings are set free. Death fic, rape, and mortally hurt. Yaoi Lemon Death and love. SasuNaruSasu (If You want to take over from here DM me)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The unread documents reviews
Naruto and five other comrades are captured on a search and rescue mission, only to be physically and emotionally tortured for two months, now the aftermath of the ordeal is more scaring then they could every imagine...such as forced pregnancy. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Athelete's battle war of the sexes reviews
seriously...sasuke uchiha isn't good in every sport. Is he? well Naruto aims to prove him wrong. there is one thing Naruto knows he's good at and won't argue about; sex...sports, sex, humor, evil crazy ex-girlfriends and stalker crazy fangirls. sasunarusa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Gaara and lee love story reviews
A gaara lee love story since there ain't none. I hope you like. GaaLee SasuNaru. theres some KakaIru. I am telling you that this is not that heavy of a lemon. maybe a lime, but theres yaoi...DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
His name is reviews
Sasuke and naruto have been dating for awhile and sasuke want to do what ever he can for his boyfriend. Naruto may want some interesting things...even after highschool their love can burn so deep. NaruSasu NaruSai. It gets better and funnier, Plz reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.