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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820475, Profile Updated: 05-10-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Hey all My Name is Avalon. You all can call me Ava. I have been into Anime sense I was 10. My favorite series include: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto, Ranma 1/2, Ikkitousen and similar series.

I am 29, A guy and straight as an arrow. I have been known to be perverted but that is just how i am. Well guys hope ya enjoy my stories.

RAGE RAGE RAGE!! grabs pitchfork Come my loyal minions. We must take revenge on Kishimoto for his injury of Hinata. A wound on her perfect chest must be avenged! come Follow me to the battle!

Well everyone. I have not died. But I was taking a long break. I was trying to figure a good way to take my stories. I was hoping people liked my story My Curse Revived. :D It seems it has become quite popular. Do not worry It will soon turn into a lemon. I just don't know who i want it to be first. but please. keep your reviews and hits coming. :D

The Angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the devil from the other shoulder and the voices in my head - Stolen from one of my favorite authors EroSlackMicha Seriously. Check out his fics they are epic


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Hinata!


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Naruto & Ino!

. change . org/petitions/fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net# Everyone please sign this Petition end this madness of denying us writers the right to write what our Imaginations work!

1.oh bother402 up, 28 down

Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".

Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!

Reviews!

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Heartless demon wolf'-

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

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Second Chances by ZimFan21 reviews
It was morning in Roanapur, and the great Revy Two-Hands was hunched over in the bathroom hurling her guts out. It was a ritual she was all too familiar with, waking up in the morning only to discover that her body had decided it had had its limit with the liquor. Only this time, it wasn't due to drinking. M for language.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Revy, Rock
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The King of the Green by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Challenge from NHunter. A normal day of playing for Naruto turns wrong when he falls into an ancient temple, one containing the last of an ancient material, and the remains of the Messiah. 'crystal' bloodline Naruto, darker Naruto, Kane as a 'big brother'. Harem fic.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kane, Naruto U., Guren, Pakura
Some Do Not Like It Hot by Squigsquasher reviews
After an Angel attack, Shinji and friends somehow, against all logic and common decency, get genderflipped. Will Shinji master walking in a skirt? And why did Ritsuko mix Kool-Aid with the LCL? (A fair bit of raunchy humour and transgender themes; do not read if you are offended by such things)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
A Life of Ramen by Razamataz22 reviews
Deep within Konoha there is a lawless zone, within that lawless zone there is a Ramen Bar, within that Ramen Bar there is a young blonde chef, within that young blonde chef lies a past of carnage and bloodshed. NaruXHinaxTenxSakuxKin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,611 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] Tenten
Learning To Feel by Midnight Ficcer reviews
Satsuki wonders if she'll ever be comfortable with intimacy after all she's been through. Meanwhile, a certain no-star is determined to show her that not all intimacy has to be bad. Rated M for sexuality in later chapters. TW for mentions of abuse.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,931 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Satsuki K., Mako M., Ryuko M.] - Complete
Life is one long orgasm by Angles of Death reviews
Today is the final stage of the Chunin Exams. But Naruto wakes up with an unexpected condition. Hint: read the title. ***Warning: Disturbing Content*** Humor/Parody.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Smell of Love by JPMod reviews
Trying Jiraiya's new brand of deodorant, Naruto ends up with lot more than odor protection. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,115 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
That Special Someone: Letters of Love by TCurry reviews
Sakura and Tayuya both miss Naruto since he's gone on his training trip. He too shares their feelings of loneliness as time goes by. However, a surprise is about to show the girls that distance can't diminish their love in the least. Naru/Saku, Naru/Tayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,085 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Sexy Harem by Ero-Writer reviews
this is a lemon filled story, like my last one. In it Naruto has to handle multiple girls and the problems that ensue. some comedic relief pairings naruto/harem main focus Hinata NOT FOR KIDS! Discontinued, see last chapter for more info
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Psudocode Samurai reviews
To know the name of a thing, is to be able to define it, give it power, command it. For one blond ninja this holds special significance, and a power that could be the greatest ever known. Naruto/harem, Fem-Kyuubi, very powerful.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 323 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hiding it from the Council by Muffin-crumbs reviews
Naruto's been acting strange, when summoned by the council to discuss his future position as Hokage, he refuses until HE'S ready two days from now. What could he be hiding? What is he planning? Rated M for future language. Non-Yaoi. Mini-Harem later. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Persona 4 FYL by Fiyerna reviews
Five Years Later. Souji Seta returns to Inaba, only to be thrust once again into the thick of adventure... and love. Rating changed to M for future chapters. Souji/Naoto; Chie/Yosuke. UPDATE: Chapter Twenty-One complete.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,380 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Naoto S.
Garden Passions by SkyMaiden reviews
In which the flower girl Ino has a passionate experience at one of her favorite places in the entire world. Naruto x Ino Lemon one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Second Chance at Winter: To be Reconstructed by Mugan Von Hellscream reviews
A NaruXFemHaku fic. Takes place in shippuden then in original. Time-Travel Fic. SakuXLee and other pairings yet to be determined. Dead Fic. Will be reconstructed in the near future...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
After the Promise by WasabI-WarrioR reviews
What happens after the first Naruto Shippuden movie ends? Read and find out! NarutoxShion my first story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Shion
Magnet by exec-rain reviews
Even if I leave... we'll still find each other. I'm drawn to you like a magnet. -AmaruxNaruto-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Amaru, Naruto U.
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
First Contact The Long Drive by karkashan reviews
It was time to move on. Naruto knew that. He just didn't think he'd end up with such a cute red headed doctor like her. AU. First Contact series. Amaru x Naruto oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Amaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Fox in the Doghouse by Tenkosama reviews
After the battle of the valley of the end, the Kyuubi has only one choice to save Naruto's life. This though changes a lot of things, very much to the liking of one certain dog-using clan. Naru/Hana I. ,slight Sakura/Sasuke bashing, rated M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.
My Curse by NeonZangetsu reviews
She was been cursed from the day she was born. Cursed to struggle between the honor of reviving her clan, the need to love, and the terrible need for revenge that now gnaws endlessly at her heart. Can someone, anyone, break the curse? FemaleSasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Changing Tune by stilldeluded reviews
When an Anbu ninja spares her life, Tayuya is left with an old hag they call the Hokage to interrogate her. When the Hokage makes her a deal in return for information, will it be the first step needed to change the Sound Ninja's tune? Will Tayuya accept?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Op Posites by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
A redeemed Zabuza takes Haku to Konoha's Chuunin Exams, having never met Team 7 or Gatou. How will Haku's presence effect Naruto's life? Revived after long hiatus, merging chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3358 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Comfort Area by Azndrifter25 reviews
Naruto finds the waterfall outside Konoha his heaven. When the beautiful Kunoichi of Konoha come and claim it, he may unknowingly be in heaven afterall. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Family by AlysiaStorms reviews
It has been thirty years, since Sasuke has stepped foot in Konoha. He has finally accomplished his dream and wishes to tell his closest friend Naruto the news...but what he finds is more shocking then anything else....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Taste Of Poison reviews
Deadly, Corruption, Pain. All things to describe how poison hurts and destroys. Lets see when those who have poison in their veins seek out love. Naru/Anko/Shizune Potential Lemons in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Working Things Out reviews
Left scared and disabled after a fateful clash. Naruto is giving the opportunity to be the one thing everyone needs. Someone to listen and help out their problems and issues. Rated M for Violence, Language and possible sexual things in the future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
My Curse Revived reviews
She was been cursed from the day she was born. Cursed to struggle between the honor of reviving her clan, the need to love, and the terrible need for revenge that now gnaws endlessly at her heart. Can someone break the curse? FemSasuxNaru NaruXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Soul Of The Sword reviews
Upotte Anime inspire Idea. What if Naruto accidentally finds a way to bring various weapons in the series to life. Join our lovable blonds misadventures through bringing different famous weapons to life. Naru/Harem Naru/Tenten I suck at Summary's but please give this story a try. You will like it. Rated M for Language and possible adult themes in future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Snake Lord's Family reviews
Two of the Leaf's most promising get a new family. and a new chance at happiness. Follow the story of Naruto, Sasuke. when they get the snake master himself as their adopted father. Pairings will be decided as we go. Rated M for Mature things inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009
The Fourth's Legacy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto..Received everything he ever wanted finally after many years. A family and the title of Hokage. This is the telling of how he got what he desired and my take on how his life should be. Rated M for profanity and stuffs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/26/2009
Ripples reviews
A pebbled tossed into a lake can make ripples, that can turn into waves. See what happens when a what if happened. A story where Someone didn't die during the War. Let's see how our favorite Shinobi grows up now! Naru/? FemSasu and Fem Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Naruto U.
Judgement: Punishment Of The Damned reviews
Pushed finally too far Naruto snaps. And a new being is born. One who will rebuild the world in his view. And punish those who deserve judgement. Naru/Harem Dark Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Naruto U.
The Love Of Leaf and Sand reviews
A challenge given to me by a friend. A Love story between three people who know what true hate is. Can they comfort one another. And who will wind the heart of the one they want. FemSasuke/FemGaara/Naruto Rated for Naughty things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
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