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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Hi, I'm 36T. I'm the luckiest being in the world... Unfortunately my luck is bipolar.

I am a major Naruto fan, and I also enjoy : DBZ, Bleach, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Buso Renkin, Eureka Seven, Shikabane Hime, xxxholic, Accel World, Claymore, Seven Deadly Sins, Trigun, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing, Devil Mey Cry, Hunter X Hunter, RWBY, Avatar: Airbender & Korra, The Jackie Chan Adventures, MLP, Ben 10, Generator Rex, Kim Possible, JLU, Batman Beyond, Young Justice, Teen Titans, TMNT, Gargoyles, The mask the animated series, SW: The Clone Wars, SW: Rebels, Archer, Rick & Morty, The Awesomes, Fugget about it, Total Drama, and 6teen.

T.V Shows I like are : Firefly, Castle, Bones, House, Numb3rs, TBBT, Limitless, 11/22/63, Eureka, Terra Nova, Continuum, The 100, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Into The Badlands, The Bastard Executioner, and The Game of Thrones.

VG's I play are : Original Devil May Cry, Original Medieval, Original Spyro The Dragon, The Crash Bandicoot Series, Original DBZ: Budakai, The Tomb Raider Series, Prototype, The Resident Evil Series, Motocross Mania, Bugs And taz: Time Busters, Atari Classic's, and Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt.

I am a devote NaruHina advocate. My favorite character is femHaku.

About My Fictions

I'm on my first fanfic but I have a great role model. And I have several others that I'm plotting out, Five of which are started, A spin-off I'm considering, and four or five more which will start soon. Plus two more I think I'm going to adopt... Huuuu, I'm going to be busy...

I have decided to simply begin posting all of my stories on the same day. Meaning If i'm having trouble on one story I can simply set it aside and the other's won't be affected. This will also give me a more firm update schedule and instead of waiting eight weeks for six or seven others to update before working on one, I will be publishing them all once per month. Starting on the 5th of September.

You can find me at " www. facebook. com / jordan. tesla. 1 " Minus Space's

I Am also now on " www. patr eon. com / 36Tesseract " Minus Space's

~ Announcements ~

I'm Back! most of my stories have been updated, As well as a new pilot being posted. Sorry for the wait.

My return to writing coincides with the publishing of Wisdom of Chance.

Retro Has been Renamed and has begun a New Arc.

Sorry but chapters are going to be late and out of order for a while. I just found out a couple weeks ago that my dad is dying, and in the mist of that, I caught my wife cheating, then my mom lost her job and my little sister got arrested.

My ex-wife, unfortunately, was able to erase most of my recent work on my stories so everything is going to have to be rewritten. She also as I only found out during the divorce proceedings, Opened several credit cards in my name and maxed them all out over the last six months. As such i need to find a second job and fast, or go bankrupt. I tried to bring it up in court, but the judge was completely on her side, being a woman herself. More details below.

Things are going to be difficult for a few months.

In consequence to this, I must return to updating only one story at a time, when I am able to. (Current Update Forecast Listed below)

Further Excuses will be listed in T8 as always.

Beta Reader's Please Apply!

Special ThanX: To Team 8 By: S'TarKan & Chunin Exam Day By: Perfect Lionheart, They were the stories that originally got me reading fan fictions!

And My Personal ThanX to S'TarKan who motivated me to write my own!

~ My TOP 10 FAV'S ~

A Drop of Poison By: Angel of Snapdragons
Aberration By: Rin O' Gen
Unplanned Paternity By: TwinTrouble
Spying no Jutsu By: daniel-gudman
Naruto: Potential Realised By: Iron Monkey Fist
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis By: MaxFic
Better Left Unsaid By: Kenchi618
The Great Romantic By: MogtheGnome
Team 8 By: S'TarKan
The Empty Cage By: Rathanel

and #11 Chunin Exam Day By: Perfect Lionheart (This single rank will never be 'reset' and will always be #11.)

~ Challenges ~

Hyuuga Daddy Dearest Challenge!

What if Hiashi (Hinata's dad) had his own reasons to want Hinata and Naruto together, (whether it is from Hinata's own desire or from greed), and plots to get them hooked up.

Naruto-Hinata pairings only, Harems or multi-female partner stories accepted as long as Naruto is the only guy and Hinata is one of the girls.

Canon based stories only. No High School Fictions. Canon AU Stories are accepted fully.

Hiashi's Plots must only begin after Naruto graduates from the acadamy... Back stories acceptable as long as the story itself is post genin exam. (Within reason, you may start a week or so before the genin exam as long as Naruto graduates in the first chapter)

Hiashi doesn't just suddenly realize he's a douche and change, he must remain the same jerk as always.

Hinata must still have her crush on Naruto, she can't hate him.

Those are the only things I ask. Please PM me, or post on the forum (below) if you write a story that fits, or if you find one already written.

[ www . FanFiction . Net /topic/110460/123603059/1/#123603059 ] or [ www . FanFiction . Net/topic/110460/123603059/1/Hyuuga-Daddy-Dearest-Challenge ]

InuInu-NekoTaka-Kitsune Challenge! (IINTK)

What if, Tsume had demanded that Kakashi be the one to teach her son? On the grounds that the jonin did send his pup’s to the Inuzuka for training when he made a summon’s with each dog in his group.

What if Sakura had already decided she liked genjutsu. With her control she excelled enough to gain notice. (She had been hoping to use a genjutsu to force Sasuke to fall in love with her).

What if that meant Naruto was on a Team with Sasuke, Kiba and Akamaru

Sakura becomes a genjutsu mistress, still completely devote in her love for the Uchiha, yet having been beaten to her senses about everything else, by kurenai and her consistent defeats at the hand of Hinata, who took out her built up resentment of the pinkette over the years.

Kiba and Naruto simply can’t fight between themselves now that they have a common enemy….

And Sasuke who is now getting double teamed by The Three Beasts, AKA Naruto, Kiba, and Akamaru, is beaten down almost every time they fight,

(Must be a NaruHina)

(May have a Tsume/Kashi pairing...not required)

(Kakashi’s Dog Summon’s are for those specific dogs only. He created the summon’s for them after training them himself, with the help of Tsume.)

(Kakashi's Hounds must be used to train Akamaru as well. This will also end up with the dog's training the boys too.)

(Each of Kashi's Hounds must have an individual personality and skillset)

(Sasuke must have the Cat and Hawk contracts from the Uchiha)

(Naruto and Sasuke must get mothered by Tsume because they have no mom, who straightens them out as best she can…. not by much. But they get used to eating breakfast at her house and will be treated like bad children if they miss it or are late.)

(Naruto and Kiba must get along and work together to 'make duckbutt humble'. AKA kick his ass and bring him down a dozen peg's)

(Sakura must always lose to Hinata)

(She also must Become a competent shinobi as she is being trained specifically by Kurenai)

(The story should be either Naruto or Kiba Centric: Either a Kiba or Naruto POV may be used if in 1st Person, Example:"I woke up that morning Not expecting the Dead last to have graduated, much less for him to be on my team.") {Kakashi-centric Fictions may also be accepted only if he decides to be a good teacher for all of his student's; Which isn't required for non-kashi-centric fictions}

(Remember it must be a NARUHINA! IDC about the other pairings, Harem's are acceptable.)

Please PM me, or post on the forum (below) if you write a story that fits, or if you find one already written.

[ www . fanfiction . net/topic/110460/62458232/1/I-m-looking-for-a-Naruto-with-alternate-teammates-fic-my-team-search-list ]

~ Current Update Schedule ~

{Subject to arbitrary change}

T8: Retroversion #1 - This is an AU of S'TarKan's Team 8. -- Update Due: TBA

I posted a transition chapter to begin. It was an edited version of the 19th chapter of Team 8. and Retroversion will begin on chapter 20. As a part Team 8, Lead by Kurenai, teamed up with Hinata & Shino, Naruto will find support and friendship that Allows him to excel!

It's DONE! I am Officially Back! Please show your support, PM and Review! I would like proof for my family that my effort is enjoyed.

Chapter Nine is a double feature... I posted them separately though.

Chapter Ten is Out! 100K! Oh yeah!

LATE Naruto: Life After The Ends #2 -- Update Due: June

Sasuke had won, he stood over Naruto as the clouds plunged them in to darkness then Sasuke plunged his Chidori into Naruto once more, again, and again.

Naruto woke. "Naruto" said the 3rd Hokage, "the shadow clone is a dangerous jutsu. should you make too many of them it could hurt you, promise me you won't teach it to any body else" he waited until Naruto nodded and gave him a ramen coupon, 'what happened? Old Man's alive?' Naruto didn't understand. the last hing he remembered was the Sasuke retrieval mission! but now he was back when he first became a genin! What could Naruto do if he had an extra year of experience to start with?

Uzumaki: A Lone Fox #3 -- Update Due: July

What would Naruto have done if he never learned the shadow clone jutsu? If he didn't graduate? If he wasn't on team 7? Would his pranks get worse? Would he give up? Or would he find another way? And what would become of team 7 without him to get in the way. (In the way of both the team and the enemy) What would Naruto do to become a shinobi? What would the powers that be decide would be best for the village?

Shiryokugakure: The Village Hidden in Plain Sight #4 -- Update Due: TBA

I know I have been late on some chapters of my various stories, so since this one is done early I have posted it early too. Please give thanks and tribute to Anarane Sindanari! For beta ready my story. Thanks to her efforts, author error has decreased by the majority!

This is my reply to that old Missing Hokage Challenge

When Naruto's retrieval mission has a completely unpredicted success, But when it's reveled the sharingan can control the Kyuubi, the village council decides to transfer it into the Uchiha. Knowing full and well that the extraction would kill Naruto. But Tsunade makes other plans.

Plotted by Lionheart, replotted by me and in the works as you read this.

The Thousand Ninja #5 -- Update Due: July

I know I have been late on some chapters of my various stories, so since this one is done early I have posted it early too. Please give thanks and tribute to Anarane Sindanari! For beta ready my story. Thanks to her efforts, author error has decreased by the majority!

What If the Kyuubi’s Attack went A little differently? If Kushina’s childbirth took place INSIDE the village? If Naruto wasn’t Alone as a child? If some who died are now alive, while some who lived are not?

The day of the attack a boy had been given the task of aiding a pregnant woman with her groceries. That task left him with a son and the Secret of the Greatest Shinobi Legacy.

How could he have grown if he’d been raised in a ‘family?’ If he had Iruka's full support from the start? Now as Naruto's father Iruka must guide Naruto on a path towards his destiny.

Wisdom of Chance #6 -- Update Due: TBA

Challenge accepted! X2!! I Am taking two of author Vannrash's challenges. Which I wish to kill with one stone.

The first was the "Son of Battles challenge" Wanting the memory gaps and refills from the "Matt" in "the wheel of time series" to be applied to Naruto, where he loses parts of his memories and gains those of wise dead shinobi.

The second I'm dubbing "Tenten's Ulterior Motive Challenge" which was to make a story where Tenten uses Naruto's connection with Tsunade as a reason to pursue him romantically.

The result was this!

So Sasuke is late for his match! and Naruto sends a clone to ask the Hokage if they can just go to the next round. Said clone sticks around and ends up helping the Hokage in his fight with Orochimaru. Eventually, Managing to somehow create an unfathomable jutsu, in which he shadow clones someone else... that someone being the 3rd Hokage.

And when the sandaime seals the summoned kage, all the memories in Naruto's Hokage clones have nowhere else to go but back to the orange little Genin himself. That's over 60 years of info. Of course it throws the original Naruto off his game during his fight with Gaara. Leading to a minor head injury that didn't even slow him down... at least, not until he passed out when the fight was over...

Waking up he finds so much of his memories lost, most are those of that annoying pink haired girl. But in their place are memories too old to be his! Including the knowledge of who his parents are.. and who his father's parents are!

And naturally, when a certain kunoichi learns who his grandmother happens to be, he became irresistible to her.

Wisdom of Chance: An Evil Awakens #7 -- Update Due: TBA

Naruto has gained the memories of a wisdom past. Tsunade has rejected Sakura. The pinkette, in a desperate act to prevent the woman from learning of her attempt to abandon the boy she so cherished, starts down a path that will lead her towards untold darkness. With a mutated Inner-Sakura, guiding her action's this new evil will steal the Uchiha's place with the serpent and find a devastating lust for power!

The curse of the sharingan will be broken, the path of the demon will be burned, and the plans of the shadows will be found lacking. Not even the moon's eye will stand against her reign of terror as the Jakuna no kogo takes her place as the shinobi world's worst enemy.

Schrodinger’s Fox! #8 -- Update Due: June

The 4th Hokage sealed half of the Kyuubi into his baby boy and the other half into himself, before he was sucked into the belly of the Death God. So our fox, Much like Schrodinger's Cat, is half-dead/half-alive and therefore cannot die, and while he's in Naruto... neither can he. Plus, one half of the Kyuubi, can talk to the other half, who can talk to both of Naruto’s parents because they are all in the belly of the death god together. And when the 1st, 2nd & 3rd are added, they can talk to the fox as well. So Naruto now has 4 Hokage in his fox's other half's ears.

First: Naruto and the Kyuubi meet when Jiraiya pushes Naruto off the cliff and that is the first time the fox's issue can effect Naruto, So that's when the story begins.

Second: The Kyuubi, starts hearing his other self whispering things to him, and has no idea what it is until after meeting Naruto.

Third: Neither Naruto nor the fox have ever been in this situation before, so they can't know whats going on, and therefore must figure it out in-story!

Fourth: The Kyuubi can only relay what his other self tells him. And only if both of them decide to say it. On the other side of the seal, all four Hokage and Naruto's mom have been getting to know the other half of the fox very well. Mostly Naruto's mom who takes the Kyuubi's side in many arguments.

Fifth: None of them know that Naruto is immortal now until something near death happens and he doesn't die.

Sixth: Must have the words "Schrodinger's Fox" in either the title or the summery.

~ Upcoming Stories ~

Naruto: A Cliche Adventure -- Will Post pilot at the end of tenth rotation.

So I have an idea, I want to make my first true harem fiction, and in it, I will incorporate as many cliche as it will fit.

This is the Harem list, not subject to change!... UNLESS I CHANGE IT! So there!

Anko, Hana, femHaku, Karin, Hinata, Temari, Tenten, Ino, Tayuya, Fuu, Yugito, Samui

{Iruka & Ayame, Shizune}-~-{Jiraiya & Tsunade, Mei Terumi}-~-{Sasuke & Sakura}-~-{Kakashi & Yaguo AKA Neko-chan}-~-{Neji & Tsume}(LOL)

Demon of Nine Leafs: -- Will Post pilot at the end of tenth rotation.

What if Danzo had arranged the whole Mizuki theft to awaken the Fox, so he could force the 3rd to let him train the Jinchuuriki? What if Mizuki wasn't the only one he had employed?

If When Naruto beat Mizuki and his three allies, others arrived, Those being the sound five, who were supposed to be paid with the stolen scroll?

What if seeing Iruka Die at the hands of these new people caused him to use the beast? Ending with the deaths of nine total chunin, Granting Him the Title "Demon of the Nine Leafs". What if he met the Kyuubi at that time and learned who his parents were from the caged fox?

Motivation: Reforged: We all have choices to make. Durandall chose to leave this world, I choose to continue this story. NO idea when I'll work on it but I am planning to do so.

Created and Published by the late Durandall. Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation. Revived By 36T.

The Masters of Genjutsu: Tsukune08 Has placed this story up for adoption: I am considering it.

DBZ: A Single Slice: -- Will Post pilot at the end of Twenty-fifth rotation.

What would have happened if Goku had passed out while Gohan was an ape? Before Vegeta tried to escape? If Krillin had killed the prince of sayins? How would they have coped with the struggle on Namek without him?

DBZ: World Protection Force: (DBZ: WPF) -- Will Post pilot at the end of Twenty-fifth rotation.

What if, when threatened by the possibilities of aliens, the world governments hired Dr. Giro to create a weapon to defend them. What if in order to create it, they used the bodies of Radiz and Goku to make a single surviving earth soldier into a full blooded sayen? Then commissioned all the best martial artists to help train him? What if the second attack on earth left a living Napa, and a dead Piccolo to be added to the soldier's body? What if the soldier was sent to face Freiza, whom Napa told them of, on planet Namek? What if he was ordered to wish the earth dragon balls restored? What if he also wished to be a free full blooded fusion of sayen and namek? What if he was no longer under Dr. Giro's control? What if he was now the ultimate force in the universe? What if he wasn't the only one? What if he told the rest of them that his creator was Dr. Giro and he had the means to make several more just like his previous form, but far more powerful? What if I stopped telling you what would happen and spoiling my own story?

What if I wrote it?

DBZ: Trust in Brothers: -- Will Post pilot at the end of Twenty-fifth rotation.

What if Goku with his forgiving nature asked if Raditz could go with him to King Kai's? and would be brought back if he proved trustworthy? what if King kai revealed the secret of the sayan's home planet being destroyed to fully ensure Raditz loyalty to Goku? When Both of them show up to fight Vageta and tell him the truth the prince felt that he needed the dragon balls now more than ever.

~ New Story Ideas ~

Evil Kunoichi Army:

What if, while in the academy Sakura did something smart and simply asked Sasuke what would it take to date him? What if his answer was "bring me my brother bound, gagged, and broken so I can kill him"? What if all the girls who liked Sasuke took that order to heart?

My Crossover DreamTeam is:

Dante (DMC); Vash (Trigun); Alucard (Hellsing); Ban (7DS); Breach (Generator Rex); Shadow Kan Jade (JCA){has control of Shadow Kan}; Sesshomaru, Jakin & Rin, (Inuyasha); Zaheer & Azula (Avatar); Galatea with Blue Beetle Scarab (JLU);

Ichigo's 1st Hallow form, Zangetsu, & Karin Kurosaki, Ulquiorra & Grim Jaw { Karin has Ichigo's 2nd Mask & transformation, Zangetsu is a seperate person who can change from old guy to 1st hollow form at will and is there to help her master her brother's powers, Ulq. follows Karin out of honor, and Grimjaw works for Zangetsu} (Bleach);

FemHaku, Sugetsu, Kakazu, Memna & Reverse Kyuubi {they have all seven swords and the Five Elements Fan, Kakazu uses the Fan and Samahada,}(Naruto);

Piccolo, Future Trunks, android #16 & Freiza. {#16 = Freiza's Otherworldly Parole Officer} (DBZ)

But at the bare min.

Ban, Sesshomaru, & Ulquiorra.

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Sorry, I usually don't post Excuses on all my stories, mostly I Keep them limited to T8, however things have been hard recently.


I found out my dad had been in and out of the hospital for weeks before my mom told me, and that he is dying. Shortly later I got into a huge fight with my wife in which she refused to let me drive the three hours to see him. Instead she wanted to take the car for a trip she had been planning. I later learned that it was a trip to hookup with one of her lovers.


I caught my wife cheating on me less than two weeks later. Her response when I confronted her is that she was leaving and has been planing to leave me for months, she had an apartment and a new full time job already lined up. She had intended on having her family ransack my house while I was at work but i wouldn't allow it. Instead I called her boss and a coworker and made them come pick up all her things (Which I separated out according to my own discretion, and very generously in my opinion). I kicked her out that day.

I would later learn from one of her coworkers that she was online actively looking for guys to cheat with, and had hooked up with at least five guys. Even later still I managed to identify seven of them.


When I called to tell my mom that we were getting a divorce, she told me she lost her job and my little sister has been arrested. My dad still wasn't doing good. They removed the infected tissue and had him attached to many machines in order to seal the wound, however he continued to get sick from other infections and illnesses.


In order to keep lawyers out of this and save us both money she's letting me keep the house and I bought a new car. We have maintained a no contact policy so that the whole thing can be over in only a month or so, and we both have fully agreed to a settlement that give us both what we want out of the divorce. Only one of her family members called me to brag about how much she loves her new black boyfriend and that since he was a police officer he could kick my ass and arrest me if I didn't give her the divorce she wants. (Since we already settled it, its a mute point, but still... what a BITCSH)

Of course I have recently confirmed what she said and have learned that my ex had an affair with said cop over a year ago. I received photos and a video of the two. However it ended when he finally became an officer due to the ethics code of conduct. So once I kicked her out she went running back to officer BBC. They are now publicly a couple and she is planning to marry him as soon as the six month waiting period ends.


After I had thought we would be able to settle this civilly my ex-wife recently somehow managed to get my passwords and deleted all of my saved notes and work for the upcoming chapters. Every thing is going to have to be re-written from the plot drafts I had save to my G-drive. I'm very sorry. But it looks like I'm going to be out for a few months again.


The divorce finally ended, however in the process I learned that she had opened several credit cards in my name totaling about 15K and about 10-12K in her own name. When I tried to bring this up to the judge, the woman got offended that I would even consider forcing the debt on my wife, and that as a man I should have been the one to lose the house. Apparently the judge was already upset that I wasn't going to be paying spousal support. Knowing full and well that she was the cheating party the judge still took her side. I assume this is because my Ex's coworkers were friends with said judge.


My dad is on the mend and has been allowed to go home again, and my little sister has been released from jail. The charges were dropped. However my youngest sister was then hospitalized for about two or three weeks, My family only told me after she was released because they didn't want me to worry.


I am currently searching for a second job so I will be able to pay all of my bills. The outlook is grim and I can't focus on writing until I have the second job. Even then I will have to write around two jobs and catch up to where I was before the work was deleted.

Unfortunately I don't posses the legal backing to do anything without her dropping a restraining order on me since her boyfriend is a cop. And since the judge is so obviously bias it will go through. At the same time she has had all of Officer BBC's friends calling my phone at all hours of the night to the point where I had to change my phone number. Even still I am receiving hateful E-mails from her and her friends. I don't even understand why she can't just let it go. She was the one in the wrong. And I kicked her out for cheating on me. But I guess the man is the one supposed to be kicked out in a divorce not the other way around... and so I am the villain in this divorce.

I refuse to accept this quietly, but there is little that I can do except let you all know exactly why I am not going to be publishing a new chapter any time soon. I know I sound pathetic. But I could really use all of your support in the coming months. I have a facebook page for my Username here. It is " www. facebook . Com /jordan. tesla. 1 " without the Space's. And I am also now on " www. patr eon . Com /36Tesseract " without the Space's.

If you enjoyed my fictions then please friend and follow me. I will be able to give you all a more frequent update on my progress and situation and hopefully regain my thirst to write.

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Whirlpools Among the Eddies by CRed1988 reviews
Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 156,861 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 967,222 - Reviews: 8482 - Favs: 10,129 - Follows: 9,338 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7334 - Favs: 11,296 - Follows: 12,437 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 9,580 - Follows: 11,826 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 8,389 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14702 - Favs: 19,846 - Follows: 17,376 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2989 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 4,475 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
When Jutsu Go Wrong by Leonineus reviews
When two jutsu combine, odd things can happen, as Naruto Namikaze just discovered. AU/AT, NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,330 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 5,702 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,163 - Follows: 6,973 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Snake and Fox by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto, fed up with his team ignoring him, runs off during a training session and soon finds himself in the forest of death. See how this seemingly insignificant event, changes the Naruto Universe forever. NARUxANKO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15027 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 6,445 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Literal Interpretation by dave-d reviews
Naruto got told off big time by Tsunade. None too happy, he made certain to make his displeasure known. When will he ever learn? [Silly one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
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Wisdom of Chance: An Evil Awakens reviews
This is a Spin off of my other fiction Wisdom of Chance, covering Vaanarash's Two Challenges; "Sons of Battles challenge" & "Tenten's Ulterior Motive Challenge." Naruto has gained the memories of a wisdom past & Tsunade has rejected Sakura for Tenten. However In this one, when Sakura is rejected, her path takes a darker turn. She starts down the road to becoming the Jakuna no Kogo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tenten, Temari
Wisdom of Chance reviews
This Story is in response to Vaanarash's Two Challenges; The 1st being his "Sons of Battles challenge" in which Naruto gets holes in his memories, which are filled by the memories of a certain dead shinobi, & 2nd Being the "Tenten's Ulterior Motive Challenge" in which Tenten decides to pursue Naruto because of his relationship with Tsunade the 5th Hokage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tenten
Uzumaki: A Lone Fox reviews
What if Naruto never stole the scroll, never learned the shadow clone jutsu? What if he didn't graduate? How would things change for the village, for team 7? What would Naruto do to become a shinobi? What would the powers that be decide would be best for the village?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,499 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Thousand Ninja reviews
What If the Kyuubi Attack went differently?If Kushina's childbirth took place INSIDE the village?If Naruto wasnt alone as a child?Some who died didnt,Some who lived didnt either.A boy given the task of aiding a pregnant woman with her groceries,A task that left him with the Secret of the Greatest Shinobi Legacy.What happens when a properly raised Naruto can become either 1 or 1000!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U.
T8: Retroversion reviews
An AU of S'tarKan's Team 8. Permission Granted. Starts with Ch19 as transition chapter. I suggest you read "Team 8" before reading this. As a member of Team 8, lead by Yuhi Kurenai, and teamed up with Hinata & Shino, Naruto will find support and friendship that allow him to excel to great heights long before he was meant to! Thank You, & enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 135,044 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Shiryokugakure: The Village Hidden in Plain Sight reviews
This is my reply to the Missing Hokage Challenge by Lionheart. Naruto nearly dies getting Sasuke back. But when it's reveled the sharingan can control the kyuubi, the village council decides to transfer it into the Uchiha. Knowing full and well that the extraction would kill Naruto. So Tsunade packs them up and they flee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Schrodinger's Fox reviews
The 4th Hokage sealed half of the Kyuubi into Naruto & the other half into himself, before being consumed by the Death God. So our fox, much like Schrodinger's Cat, is half-dead/half-alive and therefore cannot die, and while he's in Naruto... neither can he. Plus, one half of the Kyuubi, can talk to the other half who con talk to the rest in the Death God's gut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/1
LATE Naruto: Life After The Ends reviews
In this fiction Naruto is killed during the Sasuke retrieval mission and wakes up back when he first became a gennin. What could Naruto do if he had an extra year of experience to start with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,345 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U.
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