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Joined 01-28-09, id: 1820550, Profile Updated: 08-08-15
Author has written 7 stories for Mass Effect, RWBY, and Sense8.

Hello, fabulous world of FanFiction.net! So. Obviously I'm mostly here to read. Obviously I've posted a few fics here but most of them are posted on my Tumblr.

Fergalicious spoof from five million years ago:

Fangalicious

Written by me and SnowCream96

Fangalicious definition, make them othah emos loco
They want his treasures, so they get their pleasures from his photo
They can't see him, they can't squeeze him
He ain't easy, he's far from sleazy
He got reasons why he tease you...
Girls just come and go like seasons

Fangalicious
No, he ain't promiscuous
And if you are suspicious...
All that is fictitious
He kicks butt
And put Max on rock, rock
She be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

Fangalicious def-, Fangalicious def-, Fangalicious def-
Fangalicious definition, make them otha emos crazy
He always claim he knows me
Comin' to me, call me Lissa (Heeey, Lissa)
He's F to the A, N, G the I, the E
And can't no other birdkid be as silent as him

He's Fangalicious (so mysterious)
His body be stayin' vicious
He be up in the sky just working on his fitness
The flock's his witness
He put's Max on rock, rock
And she be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what's he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (She wants a big slice of what he's got)
Fangalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want Fang
You'd better get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
He'll be tasty, tasty
He'll be so feisty, feisty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - oooh, dude you're tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - dude, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, HIT IT FANGIE

All the time I turn around girls gather round
Always looking at me up and down looking at my (wings)
I just wanna say it now- I am trying to round up drama, little man I just wanna kick your butt
And I know I'm comin' off just a little agitated 'cause I keep telling you ya outta beat it
But I'm trying to tell, that I can't be treated like a humanele

'Cause they say he's mysterious (Oh so mysterious)
But he ain't promiscuous
And if you are suspicious
All that is fictitious
He kicks butt
And puts Max on rock, rock
She be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what he's got

His body be stayin' vicious
He be up in the sky just working on his fitness
The flock's his witness
He put's Max on rock, rock
And she be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what's he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

T to the A, to the S T Y - oooh, dude you're tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - dude, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the

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Smells like Team Spirit by Zadien reviews
Beyblade Ice Hockey AU. The Sharks have always won the league, each and every year, but this year will be different. Kai Hiwatari, the ex-captain of the Sharks, now captains the Tigers, the talented yet dysfunctional contenders for the trophy with all their emotional baggage, prank pulling and bitter resentment of change.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 710,054 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 6/19/2003 - [Kai H., OC] Tala, Brooklyn
Enter The Beyblade World by bbgoldflame reviews
Two endangered worlds. A legend is uncovered and Sacred Bit Beasts are threatened. A devoted Beyblader discovers her destiny in another universe. Can she and the G-revolutions stop this evil before it's too late? KaiOC, TyHil, RayMariah, MaxOC.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,256 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Kai H., OC]
School Romance Kai one shot by AmTheLion reviews
A new boy starts in your class, and he's going to sit next to you. KaiXYou one shot
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
We'll teach you how to blade by AmTheLion reviews
Reiko Munitsu is a normal school girl, with no parents that live in her own appartment. But when she one day comes home and finds her appartment on fire, and strange men wanting to capture her, and then later bladers her normal life changes to an adventur
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,586 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kai H. - Complete
Angry Outbursts by STRAIGHT Men by hilariberri reviews
Featuring Kai Hiwatari. Kai rants on about Tyson and Hilary being together. If you're a KaiHil fan bored or losing hope, please read this for entertainment.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Kai H.
A Phoenixes Love by bbgoldflame reviews
Two friends separated ten years ago are reunited. A boy seeking to be whole again. A girl seeking his friendship and love. Darkness threatens on the horizon and Bit Beasts and loved ones are in danger. KaiOC, RayMariah, TyHil. Set after G-revolution.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - [Kai H., OC] - Complete
The utterly random story by ADangerousMuteLunatic reviews
WARNING: If you are anything near sane and do not want to be come INsane, do NOT read this story! But if you are insane or wish to become insane, here you are. A random story! Enjoy!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kai H. - Complete
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Nightingale reviews
Future!AU where Blake and Sun dated for some time while they were younger but some time after graduation, they broke up. After cutting Sun out of her life, Blake is forced to see Sun again as SSSN comes back into town for Weiss and Neptune's wedding. Things are awkward, things are tense, but all both Sun and Blake want to do is salvage the relationship they used to have.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Blake B., Sun W.
Blame reviews
Wolfgang vists Kala at the hospital after Rajan's father is attacked.
Sense8 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
No Turning Back reviews
Wolfgang goes to India
Sense8 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Complete
Rescue
(Reposting after I was notified it had uploaded weird) While out on a recon mission in a White Fang base, things take a turn for the worst for Blake and Sun and Sun finds himself in the hands of the White Fang. Panicked, Blake recruits the help of her team, team SSSN, and team JNPR to help rescue Sun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Blake B., Sun W. - Complete
Belle reviews
It's been years since Blake and Sun parted ways, but when team RWBY is given a mission to work with team SSSN, how will Blake handle being around the blonde boy?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Blake B., Sun W. - Complete
Reunion reviews
Future!AU with Black Sun smut; "I came to see you." It was her turn to look at him in surprise. He gave her a smile. "It's been far too long since I've seen you, Belle, so I thought I'd come find you."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Blake B., Sun W.
After Thessia reviews
Shepard takes Thessia's loss hard and James Vega knows this. He decides to visit his commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - J. Garson, James V. - Complete