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Fergalicious spoof from five million years ago:

Fangalicious

Written by me and SnowCream96

Fangalicious definition, make them othah emos loco
They want his treasures, so they get their pleasures from his photo
They can't see him, they can't squeeze him
He ain't easy, he's far from sleazy
He got reasons why he tease you...
Girls just come and go like seasons

Fangalicious
No, he ain't promiscuous
And if you are suspicious...
All that is fictitious
He kicks butt
And put Max on rock, rock
She be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

Fangalicious def-, Fangalicious def-, Fangalicious def-
Fangalicious definition, make them otha emos crazy
He always claim he knows me
Comin' to me, call me Lissa (Heeey, Lissa)
He's F to the A, N, G the I, the E
And can't no other birdkid be as silent as him

He's Fangalicious (so mysterious)
His body be stayin' vicious
He be up in the sky just working on his fitness
The flock's his witness
He put's Max on rock, rock
And she be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what's he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (She wants a big slice of what he's got)
Fangalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want Fang
You'd better get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
He'll be tasty, tasty
He'll be so feisty, feisty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - oooh, dude you're tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - dude, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, HIT IT FANGIE

All the time I turn around girls gather round
Always looking at me up and down looking at my (wings)
I just wanna say it now- I am trying to round up drama, little man I just wanna kick your butt
And I know I'm comin' off just a little agitated 'cause I keep telling you ya outta beat it
But I'm trying to tell, that I can't be treated like a humanele

'Cause they say he's mysterious (Oh so mysterious)
But he ain't promiscuous
And if you are suspicious
All that is fictitious
He kicks butt
And puts Max on rock, rock
She be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what he's got

His body be stayin' vicious
He be up in the sky just working on his fitness
The flock's his witness
He put's Max on rock, rock
And she be flyin' 'round the block just to watch what's he's got

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

Oh so mysterious (It's dark, dark)
Oh so mysterious (He puts Max on rock, rock)
Oh so mysterious (Max wants a big slice of what he's got)
He's Fangalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hottie, hottie)

T to the A, to the S T Y - oooh, dude you're tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - dude, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the