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hi, my names guess what ellen! i bet it took ages to guess i,m a teenager going 30. and i adore fluff i really do!

my fav pairings:


my fav book:

harry plotter on sorry i mean parry hotter yep thats the one :P

my fav movie:

cant decid

What i hate?:

twilght god i hate really do loath and distest it (mushy)

I trie to update quickly but plzzzzz be patient

Things to do in a lift if one were to become bored...

When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you."

When the other people in the elevator leave, yell "SHARON!"

Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme, speak into your lapel and say "Right, Jim".

When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment.

Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.

Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"

Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

Enforce a group hug.

Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"

Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Sing along with the Muzak.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Funniest Jokes in the World:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

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Things Hermione Granger Didn't Learn From A Book by Stellata reviews
Something a book can't teach her? Impossible - nay, highly improbable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
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How Easy Love Really Is reviews
Dating is fun... but drama isnt so will this pair ever live through the war of love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G.
You Found Me reviews
Fred weasley and Hermione granger had been dating for 2 years when Fred decided to take her out for a slap-up meal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete