![]() Author has written 69 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Bleach. Swirlheart profile: D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for . . . Random quotes: Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi" Gai: "Lee!!" Quotes from Kakashi : Quotes from Gai : Quotes from Shikamaru : See you on some other channel. Bigfoot’s choice. IT'S LIKE "HEE HAW" WITH LASERS. WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK! SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION. Controlling you through a chip in your butt since '99. not AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO. KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY MICE. Now Interactive! Joystick controls Fry's left ear. Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet! WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE. A By-Product Of The TV Industry. Too Hot for Radio! You can't prove it won't happen. BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army! As Seen On TV. In color. Presented In Brain Control Where Available. Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity. LOADING... Presented In Double Vision (Where Drunk). Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500. Condemned by the Space Pope. Filmed On Location. Proudly Made On Earth. Live From Omicron Persei 8. Made From Meat By-Products. Not Y3K Compliant Based On A True Story The Show that Watches Back Nominated For Three Glemmys This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen Coming Soon To An Illegal DVD A Stern Warning of Things To Come. Simulcast On Crazy People's Fillings. Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved. For External Use Only. Painstakingly Drawn Before A Live Audience. Touch Eyeballs To Screen For Cheap Laser Surgery. Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now. Not a Substitute for Human Interaction. anything Robot Devil says It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon. 1) I hurt my ass, and I don't see anyone kissing it! 2) Alright, I'm coming. (All from Futurama) Stranger danger! That way the only boom-booms with be in our pants! For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'. Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. (I'm part french on my mom's side but I still think it's funny) And I'll be laughing, laghing from my grave. Hahaha! Sick on test day. Why? WHY? Boy who cried wolf? Yeah I read it. Boy lies, has a few laughs. I forget how it ends. Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell. I have many issues with my beloved smother- mother! I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS! 1) but sir, we need your skilled hands. 2) my skilled hands are busy! You do it!! anything Bart, Homer and/or Sideshow Bod says (any funny guy at least) chalkboard gags & showtunes (Simpsons) Coma. String! The fun just never stops! OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string! I'm a nag! Let's do the nag dance! You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right! I always nag my husband all day and night! I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT! That works, too! I like it! 1) Don't ask me why, but I have to stick this up Dad's pants. 2) OOH! Is it Father's Day already? They're beautiful! I mean, GASP! I hated being a robot! I had no free will, I was always being ordered around. It was like being married all over again! 1) Cosmo, do something! 2) I can't. I'm married. It's a girl nickel! anything Cosmo says (FairlyOdd Parents) I'll say this now. If anything is misspelled anywhere, and that includes stories, I'm sorry. I cannot spell to save my life! |