A Song in the Dark
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Joined 01-29-09, id: 1821063, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
Author has written 9 stories for Merlin, Lark Rise to Candleford, and Book Thief.

Um...hi? This is me, and a bit about me.

I am fifteen years old, and I live in the uk. I am the most romantic-loving, sentimental person you will ever not meet. I read classics, mysteries, adventures and romance. On ff i read most things though. I love reviwes because they make me happy and I also love animals. My favourite books are: the book thief, the outcast, Jane Eyre, I capture the castle, and the list goes on.

I love to play hockey, squash, tennis, netball, and go swimming.

The things I can't live without are: My iPod, my cats, my pyjamas, a good book, my family and my friends.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I was at the zoo and I saw a man in a T-shirt with a union jack on it. On the Union Jack was written: if you don't like my laws and cutoms get the fuck out of my country. I wanted to string him up by his testicles from the lion enclosure. Copy this into your profile and add your name to the list if you would do the same. A Song In The Dark,

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Into the Dark by Dean's Little Secret reviews
Arthur follows Merlin into the dark. Warning: Characters death
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Great and Mighty Fck Up by grave-walker reviews
Arthur/Merlin oneshot genderswap and Crack fic. In which there is a sorceror who f*cks up, and Merlin is turned into a girl. A girl Arthur can't help but notice, that is quite smexy
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
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Muse reviews
Merlin has always wanted to photograph Arthur but never had the guts to ask him. But when he gets the chance it is suddenly not enough and he simply wants Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Little Bit Longer reviews
Ch7 6mths later Arthur is fighting in a war for Camelot and merlin suddenly arrives for no reason; because merlin knows that when the sun rises tomorrow: it will be the last sun rise Arthur will see. Warning: character death
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dead Letters reviews
C8b Arthur and merlin come up with a plan to get around the whole marriage problem ...and some of them lived happily ever after...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Unspoken Words reviews
Spoiler S2 e7 Merlin and Arthur unspoken words. What they want to say to each other but don't have the guts. Established relationship that has drifted apart, Arthur wants Merlin back in his arms, Merlin wants Arthur to sort everything out for him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
If reviews
If only this was what really happened. Rudy and Liesel are racing at Hubert oval. But this time it is not a draw and a prize is claimed.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Wrestling reviews
A lesson in wrestling turns into them both learning a thing or two.‘I can feel your heart beating,’ Arthur whispered. ‘Here,’ Merlin breathed, moving Arthur’s hand and putting his head there instead. MerlinxArthur please r&r XD one shot fluff
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blur reviews
When Arthur enters the room everything else blurs for Merlin and Arthur is all he sees. one-shot
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Time reviews
All Laura feels is pain as her heart shatters to pieces, short ch 1 spoilers for series 2 ep7 Fisher leaves but how does laura cope con/crit welcome
Lark Rise to Candleford - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Territory reviews
After a battle in which the Pendragons gain more territory Arthur goes on to claim the only land he is interested in; Merlin. This is my first fic so some feedback/concrit would be appreciated. Thanks a lot XD will add Merlin's chapter if asked for!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete