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Hi, my name is Sarah, and welcome to my profile. I'm not sure why you're here, but whatever.

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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Break Me Out, Take Me In by neveragain4evernow reviews
Being alone in her family of two, Isabella Swan wanted a life beyond superficiality. What she didn't expect was to get kidnapped AND fall in love. ExB All Human now re-written!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pranksters are Like Socks by VampWitchCat reviews
This is a collection of poems that illustrate the parallels and differences between the marauder's generation and Harry's. Possible parallels and contrasts with the third generation. Whatever hits me at the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
The Wall by MissThespian reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,769 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Walk Home by bsmog reviews
Broken by his experiences in the Civil War, Edward marches with Jasper and Emmett to Gettysburg. A stolen night's sleep leads him to the girl he thinks could save him, but the battle rages on, and his duty could destroy them both. AH. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,130 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Poisoned by KikiVivi reviews
Modern. Summary change, again, sorry can't decide!Christine just got the leading lady's role for Macbeth, what happens when she starts to have bad things happen to her? Suck at summaries! First Fan Fiction!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Christine, Erik
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Kiss with a Side of Fries by luv2read134 reviews
Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Minimum Focus Distance by TMTF reviews
Bella Swan is a young and talented photographer who was just offered to do a documentary in South America for National Geographic. Forced to come home early without pay and in need of a new photography gig, what does Alice make her do? Whos Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Brightside by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Edward is a complete Nerd with a HUGE crush on Bella. When Emmett and Alice give him a make-over will Bella know who this stranger is? Better than it sounds. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Imaginary? I wish! by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Bella was just 5 year old when her imaginary best friend was taken away, and trapped by her mother. But now when Bella is 17, she finds a very familer box i her mothers closet...containing a familer friend.....ExB Rated T...cause I'm paranoid!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Face Down by Rosalie'-insecure-bxtch reviews
Bella Swan is a 17 year old girl attending Forks High school. She let's nobody in while she is distant from others. She cut's herself while Charlie abuses her daily. What happens when the new kids come to town? Is Charlie the only one abusing Bella?-AH-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Incarcerated by Laura178 reviews
AU.AH.M. “'Isabella.' 'It’s Bella.' 'Bella.' 'Edward.' 'It’s Doctor Cullen.' 'Edward.' ...'SLCPD' was the last thing he saw of me as I left his office. “Salt Lake City Police Department” stamped on the back of my orange polyester uniform."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Banana Pancakes by DazzledDancer reviews
Bella just moved to a new school where she meets Alice and Jasper. Bella and Alice both love dancing, what happens when Edward the football star of the school is forced to take Ballet! ALL HUMAN and Bella starts out hating Edward. PS-Bella is not clumsy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete