Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.
The Queen Michelle Jefferson is a major twilight fan who is also obsessed with Dogs. She lives in B-E-A-utiful, sunny CA with her adorable dog, Bizzy who is a German shepherd–border collie–Australian shepherd mix. kool huh?
Twilight Saga is her favorite books, but the inkseries (inkheart...) and books by Gail Carson Levine isn't bad either. She HATES harry potter for some unknown reason, and loves phones with slide out QWERTY keyboards.
She looks towards a career in politics, medicine, or an FBI agent. Her favorite color is green and likes helping out in garden, but doesn't have one for herself.
Michelle voted for Obama, although she is an independent voter. She thinks that comics are hilarious and wishes that the newspaper would print a page full every day. Ms. Jefferson hates American Idol. The only good parts are the beginning auditions with the horrible singers.
Her favorite sports are tennis, swimming and skiing.
A/N: some funny things I love: (from twilighty)
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (YEAH!)
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. (to true)
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. (funny)
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. (thats EXACTLY how i feel)
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver (ok?)
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (my answer to everything)
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (LOL)
People who say nothings impossible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (tried that… broke my hand)
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? I'll tell you why, paper can't beat anything. Rock would just shred paper to bits. So when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you." (this one is just hilarious)
A/N: More funny things I love
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
"The whole world has gone off the deep end, except for Emmett. He went off the shallow end and hit his head on the bottom." (a direct quote from my friend, Joe)
I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't get Evening News. They say: "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line!
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
-If you think Edward Cullen is hot... copy and paste this onto your profile (hot is an understatement)
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. –cough– jacob –cough–
How are the Force and duck tape the same? both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and kill them all!
Let me know if anything i say offends you - I might want to offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
When i say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies (i really do!)
Guns don't kill people. I do
AN: My Opinions
I love music, not so much playing it, but listening is fun. Every night, I fall asleep listening to a Polynesian soundtrack. it's really nice. :)
Dogs rule! except jacob, i kinda hope he dies! :)
there are computers, phones, and everything is some kind of electronic. let's face it, it's a nerd's world.
hope that gives you some insight about me. :)
As Always, Queen Michelle Jefferson