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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

The Queen Michelle Jefferson is a major twilight fan who is also obsessed with Dogs. She lives in B-E-A-utiful, sunny CA with her adorable dog, Bizzy who is a German shepherd–border collie–Australian shepherd mix. kool huh?

Twilight Saga is her favorite books, but the inkseries (inkheart...) and books by Gail Carson Levine isn't bad either. She HATES harry potter for some unknown reason, and loves phones with slide out QWERTY keyboards.

She looks towards a career in politics, medicine, or an FBI agent. Her favorite color is green and likes helping out in garden, but doesn't have one for herself.

Michelle voted for Obama, although she is an independent voter. She thinks that comics are hilarious and wishes that the newspaper would print a page full every day. Ms. Jefferson hates American Idol. The only good parts are the beginning auditions with the horrible singers.

Her favorite sports are tennis, swimming and skiing.

A/N: some funny things I love: (from twilighty)

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (YEAH!)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. (to true)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. (funny)

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. (thats EXACTLY how i feel)

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver (ok?)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (my answer to everything)

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (LOL)

People who say nothings impossible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (tried that… broke my hand)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? I'll tell you why, paper can't beat anything. Rock would just shred paper to bits. So when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you." (this one is just hilarious)

A/N: More funny things I love

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

"The whole world has gone off the deep end, except for Emmett. He went off the shallow end and hit his head on the bottom." (a direct quote from my friend, Joe)

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't get Evening News. They say: "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line!

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot... copy and paste this onto your profile (hot is an understatement)

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. –cough– jacob –cough–

How are the Force and duck tape the same? both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and kill them all!

Let me know if anything i say offends you - I might want to offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

When i say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies (i really do!)

Guns don't kill people. I do

AN: My Opinions

I love music, not so much playing it, but listening is fun. Every night, I fall asleep listening to a Polynesian soundtrack. it's really nice. :)

Dogs rule! except jacob, i kinda hope he dies! :)

there are computers, phones, and everything is some kind of electronic. let's face it, it's a nerd's world.

hope that gives you some insight about me. :)

As Always, Queen Michelle Jefferson

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Goddess of Freedom by Olga George reviews
In a time with slavery there is hope that comes in the form of one being, known across the lands as the 'Goddess of Freedom' Isabella Swan has lived a hard life. When she gets purchased by Edward Cullen she soon finds he's not the only mystery. Living in an old house with rumors of death and wealth, Bella tries to adapt to new situations and challenges she's never faced before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,658 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward, Angela
The Taste of Ashes by Mist in the valley reviews
Bella and the Cullen family are citizens in Pompeii, Rome. Bella is a slave for the Cullens. What will happen when the volcano starts to erupt? And what about Edward's interest in the new help? Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,168 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Cold by Talonlover reviews
When bad girl Bella has to start sharing her school with a new opponent, the handsome Edward Cullen, a war is bound to break out and no one is safe. Has Bella just found an enemy or the excitement her life has been missing? Disclamer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Devoted by AlyssaLutz reviews
Isabella Swan moved to Chicago to start a new life with her soon-to-be-born child. A car accident lands her in a coma and Dr. Edward Masen the doctor of her child. If she only knew how much her life would change when she woke up... R&R ! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Le Vampire d'Opéra Populaire by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
BxE. Bella Swan is the center of his world. He loves her more than anything and is bent on showing her somehow. Problem is, she doesn't even know he exists, because he's not supposed to. He's the Vampire of Opera Populaire. Based on POTO AU BxE PROMISE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Years, Some Things Change Some Don't by Im Addicted 2 Twilight Fanfics reviews
Bella and Edward First meet in Grade 1. There, they become friends. Their friendship grows as the years go by. What happens when tradegy strikes? Will they have moved on? OR Will their feelings stay the same, possibly even growing stronger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13590 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dragon Stones by katmom reviews
Edward and his dragon, Volterra, believe that Volterra's mate is lost, gone either in death or time. Bella, a servant, discovers and makes a connection with Kathea, a long dead dragon, who asks for help with her daughter. 3RD PLACE WINNER in OUAT Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,750 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Edward Met Bella by jliane reviews
So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he's determined to prove it to the new woman in his life, the first grade teacher of his niece, little Lilly Whitlock. But does Edward's mind change when he gets to know Isabella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,916 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oblivion by coldnbroken reviews
Bella had been in darkness for months before she was brought to the light. She was Victoria's perfect little pet. Bella was sent to Forks and was surprised to find that the Cullens knew her. But Victoria wants her to kill them. Would Bella do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
crash into me by jemster23 reviews
Princess Bella Is heartbroken to hear her one true love Edward talk of his love for another. Distraught she runs off into the forbidden forest.Will he save her in time and is all as it appears to be?My entry for the once upon a twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unique by Mel966 reviews
Bella was never normal; she has a gift that makes her unique. After moving to Forks, she meets a boy named Edward, who doesn't appear to be exactly normal either. But when her gift says he's dangerous and her heart says he's not, which will she listen to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella and the Beast by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella discovers a hidden castle with a secret that will change her life and the course of another.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,203 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
6 Things Edward Doesn't Have by twinklestar148 reviews
There were a lot of things Edward missed about being human. Not all were as obvious as others. Edward in 6 sections, plus one finale
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward - Complete
Never or Forever by KC101 reviews
Everything is going great for Edward and Bella as they get ready for their wedding until Tanya pays them an unexpected vist. Tanya wants Edward for herself, and will do anything to Bella to get him. Bella's POV. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Way to Die by Claerwen reviews
In this world, the vampires and Quileute wolves fight one another, disgusted by their differences. Humans are caught between them, siding with the werewolves, and led by King Swan. The war can't be stopped except perhaps by a lion...and a lamb...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ivy Tree by BlindingFirefly reviews
Bella made a promise to Edward that she would stay safe. But how could she protect herself from the pain his leaving brought her? There was only way; Bella took it, and it's landed her in an asylum. Can someone so broken ever be fixed again? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,894 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Crazy Changing Life by Beanie-Loser reviews
What would have happened if Edward & Bella slept together before her 18th birthday. Edward still leaves not knowing Bella is pregnant. Seventeen years later Renesmee and Ej go to collge but what happens when Renesmee roommates are two of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
What They Made Me by Wasted-Passion reviews
During New Moon Edward never came back. Now 62 years later Bella is a vampire living with the Volturi. So what happens when the Cullens come for a visit? Will Bella react as we expect?... Over-used idea, but I like this plot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Rage by LMELMK-1970 reviews
Between New Moon and Eclipse. Bella allowed herself to move on with Jacob, even though a part of her heart still belonged to the beautiful vampire with topaz eyes. See what happens when Edward returns to find his soulmate married to another -- the enemy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,600 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Without You by lovexalways reviews
What if edward never came back and bella was changed into a vampire by Helena a random vampire? would she be able to move on with her life or will she always love edward? All normal pairings that stephenie meyer created xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Five Minutes to Midnight by queeenb reviews
Bella Swan has been treated like dirt by her stepmother and stepsisters all her life. That is, until Edward Cullen came along. Too bad shes a nobody and hes everything she could ever dream of. Canon pairings. AH. "Cinderella"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Of a Shadow reviews
In New Moon, the wolves don't make it in time, so Bella is killed. BUT... she doesn't die completely. She still lives on Earth, but not as a human or vampire. her and Edward are reunited, but will some old and new enemies tear them apart? T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Story of 2 Sk8ers in Love reviews
When Edward and Bella meet, sparks fly and they click! They want to be together, but Edward's girlfriend won't let that happen without a fight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009
My Friend Sees Dead People reviews
Mary has unusual friends. One's a secret agent and the other can see and talk to ghosts. One day at lunch, they get an unwelcome visitor and need to leave pronto. But something is happening to Mary an her friends, and they don't know what to do. T cuz…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mary
Chronicles That Have Nothing To Do With Eachother
A series of short stories that make up the chronicles that have nothing to do with each other.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 468 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009