Author has written 6 stories for NCIS, Glee, Wicked, and Smash.
Warning: This profile is rated R for language.
If you're here because you got a review from me and want to complain about it, my inbox is open wide.
All righty then about me...
Age: I am 15; my birthday is May 11th.
Location: Kansas. Where everybody wants to fly over the fucking rainbow after six weeks of our hellish weather. Do you like the snow? How about 115 degree temperatures that feel like the mid 200's with the heat index? Do you like swimming through wet air? How about -10 degree temperatures? Tornados? Severe thunderstorms that rage all night long? Well, you can have this all and more in the month of April! Sometimes even in a singular day. We're as flat as your chest and full of ignorant Republican uber Christians who loathe gays! Downtown Kansas City is the best place in the midwest to get barbeque and join the local Crip faction.
Gender: I'm a chick.
Appearance: Light brown hair, eyes that change from green to brown depending on my clothing, and I'm five foot seven inches. I look like a BAMF.
Likes: The theater, riding/training horses, reading, "Gone with the Wind", ponies, flying ponies, music, playing guitar, playing piano, playing bass guitar, 90's sitcoms, Maseratis, Facebook, and chilling with my peeps.
Dislikes: TLC, people who bitch at me about stuff I don't care about, animal/child abuse, math, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer's writing, small dogs, losing Monopoly, people who write shit fics then complain about the reviews they get or delete the reviews, and people who don't read into why a character acts a certain way.
Hola. I'm Geoera, feel free to call me Geo, and I'm currently just a high school student. I (secretly) aspire to act and write, mainly the "funny shit". Ask my parents and it's Corporate Law. Though that's always a nice backup plan. (Go Columbia University Lions!)
Books That I Love- Gone with the Wind, Wicked: the Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Son of a Witch, The Catcher in the Rye, anything by Andy McDermott, Lord of the Flies, and Don Quixote.
Plays/Musicals That I Have Been In/Seen (Shakespeare Not Included)- Wicked (x5), RENT (x2), Legally Blonde: The Musical (x2), The Lion King (x1), How to Succeed in Bussiness Without Really Trying (x1), West Side Story (x2), War Horse (x1), Pride and Predjudice (x4) The Book of Morman (x2), Chess (the American version) (x1), Billy Elliot (x1), Catch Me if You Can (x1), Sister Act (x1), Hello Dolly (x1), Aida (x1), Anything Goes (x1), The Producers (x2), Dream Girls (x1), Priscilla Queen of the Desert (x1), and The Wizard of Oz (x4.5).
Favorite People- Idina Menzel, Vivien Leigh, Neal Patrick Harris, Troian Bellisario, Cote de Pablo, Valarie Mattie, and Margaret Mitchell.
Pets- To many to name... I have seventeen horses, six dogs, a turtle, and a cat.
Horses: Valentines and Roses, FSR Dreamy Image, High Def, Baby Got Back, Deanda Tribute, RS Cool and Decadence, Sonnys Movin Smooth, CRL Cool Elegance, Ima Sexy Tradition, Kids Cool Eye Candy, Casanovas Cool Skip, Sexy Sierra Tradition, Impressive Diesel Kid, Kids Rocky Rose, Sheza High Class, Blazing Hot Chocolate, and SCR Heartthrob.
Dogs: Annie, Cooper, Tess, Sunny, Lola, and Maggie.
Hobbies- Horseback riding, Writing Fanfiction, Making fun of Ina Garten's shents, reading, playing guitar, playing piano, playing bass guitar, and drawing.
My Favorite Elphaba's/G(a)linda's-
1. Idina Menzel (I MET her. I also squeal every time she comes on my TV...)
2. Kerry Ellis (have you heard her version of Defying Gravity? 'S Genius)
3. Stephanie J. Block
4. Carmen Cusak
5. Shoshana Bean
Mandy Gonzalez, Eden Espinosa
1. Katie Rose Clarke
2. Megan Hilty
3. Annaleigh Ashford
5. Helen Yorke
Now here's a stupid thing that really isn't that stupid...
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a MALE FASION DESIGNER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I suck blood from my wounds, so I MUST be a vampire or have a vampire fetish
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. ( I resent that implication!)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (or have green skin)
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like cats, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. (WTF?)
Bold are the ones that describe you. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are against sterotypes