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Joined 01-30-09, id: 1821739, Profile Updated: 06-10-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey ! ;)

My name is Ami. I am 13 almost 14. Yeah 14 comes after 13. I live in Scotland. In a small town called Irvine. I don't write Scottish in my stories...so... well when i say I don't write Scottish I mean like aye and ... naw (Thats yes and No)

I am in 3rd year (I don't know what grade that is but it is in High School) I have amazing friends. They go by the names of Amy Amy Kate and Heather. Or they go by the FF names- Eeyorelover, MonkeyChickk, BiteMeJasperCullen, TwilightFan1296.

I am 100 team Edward, and then 10 Emmett and 1- Infact I'm 100 team Cullen and 20 Team Edward...

I like reading copy&pasters but I dont put them on my profile...

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I mostly read comedy stories...only Twilight...or House of Night

I think thats it. OK then Bye- Bye

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Note passing with Bella, friends, and the Cullens by Opal Dream reviews
Some funny, random not passing with Bella, Cullen's and other people. Some are very random and some just plain funny. Based in the first book. Mostly Bella and Edward. And some times other people. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett And Jaspers Toilet Queries by Twilightfan1296 reviews
What are those little blue bricks for?...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Cullens Meet the President by eeyorelover reviews
A totally randomer here. Imagine what would happen if the Cullens were let loose in The White House! Imagine the trail of destruction they would leave behind! Descover what they get up to in 'The Cullens Meet the President'. rating for saftey
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Esme
that little pond, the one with the ducklings by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
This is a little fluffy one shot about Alice and Jasper when they find a little pond with ducklings. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jamie by WeePersonthatlikesmusic reviews
Well, This is just a wee story that if u guys like I will cont. :-D PLease r&r Sorry I completely suck at summarys just read it.:-D It starts slow but if i get enough good review i will put on some betta stuff :-D
Teen Idol - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009
Sunset by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
Someone took Jasper. But who? Why? Where? Will Jasper die? Or can the cullens save him. Please review. WARNING; if you don't like scenes of violence don't read past chapter 6.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
What Happened? by savemysoal reviews
Mr And Mrs Cullen Go On a trip to Scotland But what happened when they came back?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only You by Twilightfan1296 reviews
When heather meets seth clearwater, she thinks everythings changed for the good but it also could be far from it... rated t for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Seth
Sex and the coven by savemysoal reviews
what happens when the cullens get too close!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
A day with Emmett the Great by savemysoal reviews
A day with Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Life With The Cullen's by Blue Trumpeter reviews
Regular and out of the ordinary life with the cullen family. Its really funny plz read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Random Moments In Life by Opal Dream reviews
Some Cullen moments! Funny, pointless, and plain silly. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
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The Irvine Coven reviews
My friends and there Celeb crushes :D Amy, Amy, Ami, Heather, Kate Claire at the beginning
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
House of Night reviews
My own version of Marked, Betrayed and Chosen. Twilight characters. If you have read chapter one a couple of days ago, read it again. I have put in some more. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice
Emmetts History reviews
Emmetts history lesson Funny R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Jasper and Alice reviews
What happens when Jaspice is killed What does Emmett do to Mike
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper