Lady Alyss
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Joined 01-30-09, id: 1821781, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
Author has written 15 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Doctor Who.

My Name is Alyss and I am a cynic on life.
My Age is a Teenager and I'm bored of it.
My Gender isn't male and people define me for it.

My Apperance is remarkably dull. I am of average height, with ashy brown hair in a nondescript haircut and dark blue eyes behind glasses, which are new and I'm quite sure people think are novelty glasses. My mouth pouts, my nose is button-like. All this is set into a round face.

My Interests vary. I enjoy writing, reading, drawing, learning, making music videos on my head (and in real life when I can), making up weird scenarios in which many people die. This is odd stuff. I also enjoy sewing and doing my nails.

I also have a DeviantArt account (on which there is some of my fanfiction, though I put it all here first): http://lady-alyss.deviantart.com


Things you should be warned about:

I'm a lonely person, mostly my own doing, but for God's sake, have you seen some of the people out there? Why oh why would I inflict them upon myself? And I'm just too busy for friends...
Be scared; I bite.
I look like a teenager, I am biologically a teenager, but I am an adult. I just am.
I will ALWAYS be myself, no matter where or when.
I keep dead ladybirds.
I have a golden candle shaped skull in my room whom I call Yorrick and whose advice I highly value.
I've gone mad, and no one says I've gotten better... *evil chesire cat smile*

The General Section on my Writing

Yes, I write a lot about Valduggery. I'm quite fond of it. It's a good shipping, something which intensified when I heard the song "Please Forgive Me" by David Gray as it perfectly embodies their relationship for me. Listen to it. PM me if you agree.

I am updating a few of my stories: "Anniversary" - the last chapter of it, "His Confession" - I'm adding a new chapter. Exciting stuff...

I'm writing a new story! BRAND NEW. Yes, I'm crawling back. The fact people still read my stories has inspired me and made me really happy, so thank you all.


Things about me which people generally put on their Profiles

Books I like: Skulduggery Pleasant, Uglies series, any Doctor Who book, Trick or Treat, Darren Shan, The Secret Garden, Alice in Wonderland, the Looking Glass Wars, Premonitions, 1984 and more, but I'm just not bothered

Graphic Novels I like: Emily the Strange, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Peanuts, Teen Titans Go!, Neverwhere

TV I like: Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Torchwood, M*A*S*H, Teen Titans, W.I.T.C.H and Loonatics Unleashed

Movies I like: Jaws, anything by Studio Ghilbi, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhnds, Pi, The Nightmare Before Christmas, If, Wings of Desire.

Computer Games I like: Sims, solitaire and spider solitaire, Yoshi's Island, Mario Paty and Kart. I really want Trauma Centre on DS.

Music I like: Sixpence none the Richer, Placebo, Amanda Palmer, Dresden Dolls, Evanescence, "Please Forgive Me"-David Gray, and the Doctor Who soundtracks


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His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
A bunch of oneshots made from my crazy mind. Some of them are sweet and normal, others are full of bad things, and others are just Skulduggery and Valkyrie arguing. Rated T for those iffy situations sometimes. Mostly Valduggery. Please read and review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
A STOMACH FULL OF RATS by deetatarant reviews
Season One.... Ianto's spiralling out of control and Jack's really not sure whether he cares enough to do anything about it.CHAPTER 19 REPOSTED....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,463 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Silence Speaks Volumes by NerdySkeleton reviews
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,375 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Valduggery Drabble Galore! by Raptor-Elephant reviews
A series of Valduggery drabbles - most of them are focused more on friendship than romance though. Requesting on hold for now. Rating: K /T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
It's all in your head by Monster-Maker reviews
Valkyrie is serching for Skulduggerys lost skull when she is hit on the head by a frying pan. She wakes up as a prisoner in the crazy upsideown world of her mind where anything can happen. she must escape before this world consumes her in it's maddness...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009
Artimis Fowl vs the Volturi by Monster-Maker reviews
find out what hapens when Artimis Fow sets himself against an enemy even he might not be able to overcome. The might of the world most famos vampire coven, the Volturi.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Burnt by Bonzodog reviews
You will kill her?" the Torment asked.' Skulduggery and Valkyrie had a plan, one to save her life. But what would happen if the plan went wrong? T, Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Of Memories and Memorials by S. R. Singh reviews
Five Years had past since Gordon Edgely died. It was so abrupt that the Magical World never got to say goodbye. Now's the time. But one...one very important person is missing. What is she thinking?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Mother's Day by AllAboardtheSSVNormandy reviews
Mother's Day in the Raveneye Pleasant household. Pre-death Skulduggery fun. Completely random.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Mirrors of Time by Ryo Nightray reviews
Whilst trying to arrest one of Ireland's most wanted criminals, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are mysteriously transported through time through a strange mirror...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Rippling Pool by AllAboardtheSSVNormandy reviews
If you pretend long enough, and hide long enough, it becomes so natural that sometimes you forget that you ever had to pretend at all.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Fear by Bonzodog reviews
Valkyrie finally finds something that can scare Skulduggery. Crack!fic, no pairings. First SD fic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Merry Christmas by therisingharvestmoon reviews
Stephanie finds a mysterious prowler... a skeleton in a fat man suit. S/S. Merry Christmas.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Alternate Ending to Harry Potter by Pillars of Creation reviews
Ok. Basically, Alex plus Rose plus SUGAR! equals this. Enjoy! Crack pairings *coughhermionexdumbledorecough* Rated T for sexual referances. Oneshot. Oh, and don't ask who Wackydoodle is. Just don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
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Diary of Jane Songfic reviews
A near apocalyptic take of Valduggery, inspired by the song "The Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin. Please, any better suggestions for a title are much appreciated.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
His Confession reviews
A funny fic if Skulduggery confessed something to Valkyrie...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
The Dead reviews
Small poem, short story, all about Skulduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Hangover reviews
Alternative ending to "Skulduggery Pleasant and the Odd Coincidence" It needed to be said and in a very M rated way.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Drip, drip, drip reviews
What happens when you die? You decay. And when you decay? You become bones. But if you are already bones, if you walk and talk amongst the living, you don't decay because you can't. Everyone else does. What happens then? Drip, drip, drip.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant and the Odd Coincidence reviews
Skulduggery going up against destiny, his creator and an old... acquaintaince, if that's what you can call it anyway. Enjoy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Although Bereft of You reviews
Did you wonder how people were coping with Skulduggery's disappearance. Little snapshots of the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant dealing with his sudden disappearance. Please read & review, it's my first hurt story
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Anniversary reviews
This is my ULTIMATE expression of Valduggery. Gets pretty heave, rated M for reasons you'll find later on... heh heh... So yeah, ultiamteness :D Enjoy....
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Master of the Kitchen: A Short Play reviews
A sugar high skit on Skulduggery's cooking skillz, made up by ThreeBooksInTheFire and me! T for language only
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
EXAAAAAMS! reviews
aaaaah! everybody panic! it's exams season here in the UK! oneshot of how Valkyrie deals with it. heh heh...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
His Last Chance reviews
The Sanctuary are holding their annual New Year Party. Valkyrie is leaving to travel the world, and Skulduggery has a last chance to carry out his plan. It sounds cheesey, but it is quite sweet.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Liars reviews
This is what I thought would really happen after the Series 4 finale, so I wrote it! I was so sad about what happened, I again cried.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Burn reviews
I don't like Martha her particular unrequited love STINKS! so I wrote this to unleash my metephorical wrath! MWAH HAH HAH! But please read it, I though it was an OK byproduct of an otherwise wasted German lesson.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
So Pretty reviews
This is a little stroy about unrequited love, the kind which hurts the most. Skulduggery has talked Valkyrie into going to a school dance, but does he have an ulterior motive?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Until Twenty One reviews
What would happen to Stephanie if Skulduggery just left, without saying goodbye?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete