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Joined 01-30-09, id: 1821937, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Charlie's Angels: The Movie.

Hi :) My name is Lauren, and I'm from the UK. I am also a huge fan of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My first account with FanFiction is where to go if you'd like to read my RHPS fics; transexualtransylvanian. But this account is going to be dedicated to my Twilight fics. So read, enjoy and leave reviews! I don't mind messages either :)

The F.A.Q's

Team Edward or Team Jacob? I'm neither. But if I have to choose between the two of them, I'd say Jacob.

Favourite pairing? Jasper and Alice

Favourite male character? Jasper. Jasper is love. Seth is 'ight too ;)

Favourite female character? Its a tie between Alice and Rosalie. I like Maggie too :)

Which character are you most like? Again, a tie between Alice and Rosalie. I tend to have Alice's personality and love for shopping, but I'm also vain and can be selfish like Rosalie, plus I often recieve compliments on my appearance.

Quiz

Put your favourite Twilight characters in order and then answer the questions. Don't read the questions first/change the people as you go along.

1. Jasper

2. Rosalie

3. Alice

4. Jacob

5. Bella

6. Carlisle

7. Esme

8. Seth

9. Maggie

10. Emmett

11. Edward

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. I don't want to either ;)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He is on fire ;)

3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Everyone would be shocked purely because its impossible in so many ways...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

The way they act in the film... yes ;)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hmm.. Lets go for Five/Ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?

She'd probably try to help them.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

Hmm.. Emmett wants to do something really speacial for Rosalie's birthday so he asks her to plan a party. Haha, how boring :

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I bloody hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.

A Mothers Love :')

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Hahaha! Erm...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

Nope.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

LETS DO THIS! Haha I don't know :)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'd have to find a song about being stuck in the middle.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper, Carlisle and Emmett. Erm... Warning: Father and son fun ;)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Any, cos she loves him already :)

Before The Horror by Ava the Book Worm reviews
What really happened before the events of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Why was Frank sent to Earth? And why did Riff Raff hate Frank so much? These questions and more are explored in Before The Horror. NOTE: Story is on hiatus at the moment.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009
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Charlies Angels reviews
The FBI are suddenly occupied with dangerous missions. Charlie is asked to find some speacial agents up for the job, and he decides that Bella, Alice and Rosalie, as vampires, would be perfect...
Crossover - Charlie's Angels: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Homecoming reviews
Alice finally returns from Italy, and Jasper is free to rest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Empty Kisses reviews
Jasper and Maria share their first and last kiss.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Summer reviews
Alice and Rosalie are just two ordinary best friends. When the nephews of a local lady come to stay for the summer, they become friends with the boys. But secrets and feelings are emerging. And this friendship may not be so safe after all...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Consequences reviews
After almost killing Bella, Jasper escapes to the forest. Alice comforts him, and Edward confronts him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Apologies reviews
Jasper and Alice fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Authors Notes
Whenever I have an announcement, I'll write it here. If this isn't allowed, then FanFiction please feel free to remove it. I figured since my stories revolve around Twilight, it would be appropiate to put this in the Twilight catergory.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 6/13/2009
How To Annoy The Cullens reviews
All created by me : Anything else you may have seen is pure coincidence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Skip In Time reviews
Imagine that the Cullens weren't vampires. They're just normal teenagers attending Forks High School...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
The Cullens In The Hood reviews
What happens when our favourite vampire family moves into a ghetto neighbourhood? Wrote when I was bored, purely for entertainment purposes : Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009
The Cullens: Beginnings reviews
My own portrayal of how all the Cullens/Hales met and were transformed. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
A Family Outing reviews
Its Renesmee's first hunt with the whole Cullen family. Edward's having doubts about her safety, but will he be proved wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete