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Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

This space is in the midst of an overhaul. I shall be looking over my stories with new, much more adept eyes and deciding which stories to scrap and re-write... so I'm terribly sorry if something you liked ends up deleted.

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There But For The Grace Of God Go I by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
What does one do when a broken, battered Norse God falls through their skylight in the middle of the night? Unfortunately for Tony Stark, he's just going to have to figure that out. FROSTIRON.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dynasty Warriors Chat Room by dzetsu reviews
There is no storyline. Storyline there is not. Skip the first 5 chapters for all I care.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Kill Me by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi meets with his client, a flirty boy who pays him a large amount of money to fake his death. All to escape a life he did not want to live, and now he is on the run with said boy, as a bounty hangs over his head... Main: ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,656 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Army of Kittens by MS-Manuscript reviews
Thor has found that Tony has a drawer of strange smelling plants, and forbids Loki going near it. Loki, of course, knows a challenge when he hears it. Contains drug use. One shot crack drabble. Good!Loki. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Liar's Lips by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
It was a healthy curiosity between brothers, a negative that could coincide with a positive to create a whole. A complete picture. Thor/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Consequences to the Grave by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,608 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
What Possesed You to do That? by Cip reviews
The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Her Majesty's Orders by RebelYeller reviews
Part 4 up! The Queen has written a letter requesting that her dog and spider get along. But just how far will they take those orders? And what of their butlers? Alois/Ciel & Claude/Seb. Some hints of Seb/Ciel & Claude/Alois. Omake chapter coming soon!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Family 'Bonding' by Innocent Sinner in Hell reviews
Madara -Tobi- comes to Itachi one day. Itachi's used to Madara coming to him, but he ISN'T used to THIS! Warnings: yaoi boyxboy love. No like, no read, no flames, no problem! RATED M FOR A REASON. /slight bondage, oral, rimming, 69, incest/ MadaIta! luv
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Rhapsody in Blue by Samurai Smee reviews
Grimmjow x Byakuya. Grimmjow is captured and detained in the Soul Society for questioning. Byakuya cannot help but have other plans for the violent, gorgeous enemy as a result. Yaoi, drama, sweet-fluff; the works.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,251 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Byakuya K.
Wild Muskrat Luvin' by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke both have plans to seduce eachother. ItaSasu Yaoi. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,542 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Healing Touch by Digitallace reviews
After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Top me by AcornWarrior reviews
When Ciel and Alois cannot agree on which of their butlers would top, and which would bottom, it seems there's nothing to do but watch and see how it plays out. If they have the self control to do nothing but, that is. Foursome.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beauty Of You by BelovedShadow reviews
A Year ago Sima Yi defeated Cao Cao with the help of Zhang He. At the time he thought that the Butterfly was aiding him out of friendship, but now he realizes that the feelings they have for each other run deeper than that. SIMAYIXZHANGHE YAOI BoyXBoy sex
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [Zhang He, Sima Yi] - Complete
My little beast by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Sasuke has gone beyond the limit of his curse mark and has been taken from Orochimaru to be a pet for Itachi. MxM, M/S relationship. Yaoi in later chapters. Contest fic from DA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Simplicity Blossoms When Coercion Dies by Samurai Smee reviews
Sasuke x Neji. Anbu Neji gets poisoned by his enemies, but is found by Team Hebi where a certain avenging Uchiha realizes that not everything in life has to be complicated. Yaoi and my usual dramatic writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,210 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by Digitallace reviews
When Ron gets a mysterious cold, Harry is forced to share a room with the twins...yeah, it's that kind of story. Warnings for Twincest and hot Harry corruption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Like A Lullaby by xForeversEndx reviews
Sequel to Lines Of Misery. Draco is staying with Harry and the Dursley's over the summer. Warning: Self-Harm, trigger alert. And, of course, slash. Harry is doing all in his power to help Draco get better... will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heartfelt Sacrifices by LeaNicolaie reviews
Kaname knows he has lost something precious, something he held more dear to him than his life, but he has no recollection of what it could be. Will an innocent party invitation change things? KanameZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,624 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Zero, Kaname
Part One: Loving the Unknown by China Dolly reviews
A Hyuuga Prodigy falling in love with a few flattering notes could only happen in someone’s dream, right? Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
Dynasty WarriOs by dzetsu reviews
Dynasty Warri-Os! The great way to start out your day! :D
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Breaking Point by Samurai Smee reviews
SasuNaru. After returning to the village, Sasuke is having to adjust to a new life with his old comrades. However, his task is met with more hardship as he learns that his arrival is just another breaking point for his oldest rival. Yaoi and fluff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,606 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten Not Forgiven by Digitallace reviews
H/D slash. Malfoy always did have an odd way of going after what he wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,967 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lines of Misery by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco is alone, and somewhat lost. He stumbles across a boggart one day and someone saves him. Draco's life will never be the same. Warning: Self-Harm, and Suicide attempt. SLASH rated for a large amount of swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unrequited Love Can Change by Innocent Sinner in Hell reviews
The boy that Sasuke loves has been with a certain pink-haired byotch, and Sasuke wants to change that desperately. He finally gets his chance on a sort of group-date with his dobe and Pinky. M for a reason ppl. yaoi. NaruSasu. No like, no read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blinding the Crow by Yellow kiwi reviews
*Discontinued* Words spoken by Itachi promet Sasuke to rethink his revenge. But was Itachi worth saving? Trouble from Konoha and Akastuki soon come Sasuke's way, and he starts to wonder about the emotions that drove him to save his brother. yaoi SasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Becoming by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM.DM/HP - Story inspired by a quote and it will follow the boys through major life events spanning several years as they grow and change and become.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bonded by dmnq8 reviews
Their bond transcends all. NaruSasu. Some dark themes. Some side pairings. This story will contain yaoi, lemons & violence at times. Multi-genre, M-preg, crossover with Charmed in later chaps. Pls R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 293,157 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodlust by Necropolis demon reviews
My name is Itachi…and I am a Vampire. This tale is a tale of love, forbidden in every aspect, opposed by many, my kin, your humanity, everyone, but love nonetheless…between a mortal and a vampire...brothers by birth...lovers by choice. ITASASU Itachi POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,768 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I Trust You to Kill Me by Samurai Smee reviews
Itachi x Sasuke. Itachi does not die after his battle with Sasuke, as the younger Uchiha has taken to saving him in order to obtain answers at last. However, how will both be able to handle each others' truths once they are revealed? Yaoi/dark themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,704 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sweetest Music Comes From You by Insanity is Happiness reviews
SC/ZY The music created a trance which he became addicted to, one that drew him close, prehaps to abyss, prehaps to freedom. Why was Yu's music so sad?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sun Ce, Zhou Yu - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haunted Eyes by Cip reviews
normal wasn't how anyone would describe Itachi. But when Deidara ends up as his project partner he realises that the Uchiha is hiding much more than people thought. Ghost Hunt cross-over, very minor itadei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,309 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Memories by NejiKikyoAnimeRose reviews
ItaNeji! Christmas oneshot with domesticated!Neji and dominant!Itachi, as always. Might be slightly OOC, but then this is fluff, so it is to be expected! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by satanics reviews
How can you save the person you love from themselves? Slash. Multiple pairings. Mainly ChristophexKyle. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Kyle B., Christophe
Shutter Speed by Samurai Smee reviews
AU Oneshot. Orochimaru x Neji. Oro is a world famous, but lonely photographer. Neji is a typical, shy college student. Both become each other's muses for a new, more fulfilling life. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,308 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Orochimaru, Neji H. - Complete
Sewing Together a Heart Torn to Shreds by NejiKikyoAnimeRose reviews
SasuNeji. Neji is suffering from the loss of his family and Sasuke is suffering from the loss of his own. Shounen ai, angst, etc. NejiHina if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Swollen Obsidian Eyes by LavenderBathBeads reviews
[ItaSasu] Life would never be the same. A night of ghastly pain leads to the man he once hated coming to seek his help. When something that started as hate becomes a deep passion that he never thought he could have, who can help but cry? Blaze's Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,341 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by ArtemisMS reviews
AU Grad student and teaching assistant Byakuya is finding his life has very little meaning in it... until he meets a certain redheaded student. Renji x Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
There's Always Tomorrow by Bagatelle reviews
Memories of a military academy, corrupt superiors, and family secrets make up the legacy of two young veterans: how they met, became friends, made each other stronger, and grew apart over the years. GregoryChristophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,889 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Gregory, Christophe
TEH FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MANY! by Yuffie Leonheart reviews
And so, the first chapter actually story begins
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005
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TV Kiddie Hour reviews
Christophe thinks his messed up life is all over once he dies and goes to Hell. However his after life becomes far more interesting and far more messed up! Ah well, as long as he has smokes, it's all good. Rated M for language and likely gore/slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Christophe, Damien
Blind
Craig Tucker constantly has his guard up, because people are s**ts. He discovers this when the only person he opens up to betrays him. Now there's a whole vacation of partying, drugs and God knows what else awaiting him. Slash, Creek, Crenny... For now.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Craig T.