Liv Lemon
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Joined 01-30-09, id: 1822542, Profile Updated: 07-21-11
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, Vampire Academy, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, and Friends.

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Hi. I'm Liv, Livs, Livvy, Olivia, Paco, Livia, whatever.

I love writing, and I want to write for TV (Particularly Saturday Night Live)

Scratch that, no other show. I want to be the head writer of SNL, and a cast member. So I get my practice now on fanfiction.

Yeah, its just a hobby but when I'm not at school, rehearsal, or classes at the Second City in Chi-town, I do devote a lot of time to it so expect updates if I say to and don't hesisate to pester me about it.

Let's see, fun facts: I'm totally obsessed with my sketch comedy dream, I love it soo much. I have seen every episode of 30 Rock EVER and can't wait to live it in real life. I do improvisation at the Second City and plan to take my dream to New York Cittayyy. When I get out of school. :) Feel free to PM me, if you want to talk or collaborate or anything. I'm up for anything.

I'm secretly a giant nerd, I love Doctor Who, Torchwood, Harry Potter, any and all outer space science specials on Sci-Fi and Discover, and I am a nerdfighter. DFTBA!

I may not express all that in my fanfiction, which is really sporadic and terrible, sorry about that, but the stuff I read you would know that.

Harry and Ginny forever. Draco Malfoy, get your hands off his redhead.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Roadtrip Gone Terribly Wrong by XxLadyStrengthxX reviews
When the girls' plan to be an alibi for Aria and Ezra fails, they're forced on a twenty-hour long car ride with the couple. What sort of madness will come from four teen girls and their ex-teacher in the span of six days? Enough to make Mr. Fitz go crazy!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F.
The New World by cuddlebug70 reviews
AU Glee meets Pocahontas. Brittany is on a voyage to the New World in search of gold and to kill any savages that get in the way. But what happens when she meets Santana, a "savage". Can Brittany bring herself to kill Santana, or will something stop her?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Spring Break by proantagonist reviews
Upset over something she won't talk about, Aria decides to take an impromptu road trip during Spring Break - and drag her English teacher with her.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Lost soul by ShadowKissed-Deni reviews
My version of BP. Rose is on her way to kill the man she loves, but can she really do it? Things get strange when she finds Dimitri's.... ghost? Rose is going to learn a whole heck more about being shadow-kissed...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Shh by Clytemnestra Abigaile reviews
Ron awakens to find Hermione outside the burrow crying. What will he do? THIS IS SET IN THE SUMMER BEFORE THE SEVENTH BOOK / I think it's super sweet. : Rated T just in case. Please R&R. :D First fic. :" Thankiess!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweetest Faces by SweetDisposition34 reviews
Will and Emma have been dating for a few months when Emma discovers she is pregnant. Anxious and terrified at first, Emma realizes that with Will by her side, anything is possible. Family can always pick you up when you're down :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,960 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Emma P., Will S.
Haunted By The Memory by porcelian-doll reviews
If only Alison could see you now. HannaLucas; drabble oneshot. Hanna-centric.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Hanna M., Lucas G. - Complete
Yellow, the color of love by Abuurn reviews
Will loves Emma's fashion. So, why not buy her a dress? Total fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
What FBI Agents Talk About During Stakeouts by MusicDreamer7 reviews
Each chapter features a few of our favoirte FBI agents talking about whatever pops into my head while they are on a stake-out. First chapter features Nikki and Colby
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
The Methods of Intolerance by Alice I reviews
Charlie, Amita and their families get a closer look at what intolerance really means. They each find out what preconceptions they harbor in their own hearts and how to come to terms with them.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,518 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Charlie E., Amita R.
Family Vacation by luvnumb3rs reviews
My first story! All Numb3rs characters in this. Goal is to include them all into the main story line in one or the other. the whole gang goes to a secluded mountain cabin adn anything goes.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Just Another Dodgers Fan by softballchic34 reviews
Don meets a girl one night after work. Will she be the one that can finally get him to settle down?
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Don E.
The Life and Pranks of Fred and George Weasley by ecrire.claustrum reviews
After the war, many books were written on the trio and members of the Order of the Phoenix. This is the story of Fred and George, from when they were born until the very end. No incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Morning by Digeediva reviews
You get a different perspective in the morning. Sequel to Fear. Originally written in 2009 on another Numb3rs Website.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Alan E., Charlie E. - Complete
I Love You by csi criminal minds blue 4 eva reviews
Don finally works out his fellings for Megan But is he too Late ?
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Don E., Megan R.
Rockin' Robin by loozy reviews
Sometimes, Don Eppes can be so dense that she wants to rip his head off and feed him to the lions. Or smack him upside the head, put his brain back into place. Or hug him because his denseness comes from hiding too many of his emotions. Don/ Robin
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Don E., Robin B. - Complete
Favored Grace by Chloe1 reviews
After four years missing Amita returns to Charlie in an unexpected way that will forever change the Eppes family, and in time for a major hate crime that the team must solve. Its my first Numb3rs fic, so be sure to review!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Charlie E.
Q is for Query by M. Marchand reviews
Undergrad Amita is working super late in the computer lab when she gets a welcome visitor. 2008 Alphabet Drabble Series
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Amita R., Charlie E. - Complete
Busted by FraidyCat reviews
Oneshot. Everyone gets busted.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Celebration Dinner by Stace88 reviews
Amita and Charlie go on the celebration dinner...and this is the outcome. I'm sorry for lack of updates giant excuse included inside!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Charlie E., Amita R.
Tears On The Black Glass by allamericanreject110 reviews
Cara is dying, so she gives her granddaughter, Arianna, the locket that unleashes the unicorn world to her. When Arianna finds that her new world is in grave danger, she must find courage to prevent and find lost secrets yet to unfold.
Unicorn Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
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Friends, the Next Generation reviews
This story follows, Emma, Ben, Jack, Erica, Regina Hannigan Buffay and Rex Tribbiani, as they follow in their parents footsteps with mishaps in dating and triumphs of friendship. Review Review Review!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ben G., Emma G.
From Baia With Love reviews
A story about Rose and Dimitri's engagement and wedding in Baia, Siberia. Full/better summary inside. Please R&R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Last Will and Testament Of Fred Weasley reviews
The title says it all, I dont know if it's that good but review anyway, I obviously dont own this. T for dealing with character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Holly Holliday's Academy of Romance reviews
HEAVY Brittana yet includes Santolly and Wolly. Summary: Santana goes to Holly for advice yet gets more than she bargained for.oneshot? Review. Rating may change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Diary of Amy Pond
I only have one written now, but my goal is to have this be a collection of Amy's diaries. Suggestions welcome, please r and R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Amelia P./Amy
Cheese and Wine, Respectively reviews
A series of drabbles on Jack and Liz. M for LANGUAGE.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Jack D., Liz L.
Enfermos De Soledad reviews
"Sick of Lonelyness"- Liz realizes how unhappy she is, and wants to fix it. Chapter 3 up!
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Liz L., Jack D.
The Lie Behind How And Why reviews
Set during SB. Dimitri and Lissa talk about Rose. RxD, RxL, kind of subtle. Kind of not.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lissa D., Dimitri B.
Stack Of Plates and Schoolgirl Slipups reviews
Wuinn moment before the rest of the gang arrives at Will's. REVIEW!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Will S., Quinn F.
Stuck Wheels reviews
Tina has a session with the guidance counselor. Painfultruth!Artina Part of the 13 part series, "419 words with the guidance counselor."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Emma P., Tina C.
Bulletproof Vest reviews
Santana Lopez talks to the guidance counselor. Insight!Brittana fic. Part of the 13-part series, "419 words with the guidance counselor."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Emma P., Santana L.
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not reviews
The ups and downs of Will and Emma's romance as it turns into love and future. EPIC Wemma. petal 7 of 100 ch. 7 seems kind of final but there will be a hundred plus so hold on to ur seats!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Will S., Emma P.
Santana and Brittany's Infinite Playlist reviews
iPod Drabble Challenge for Brittany and Santana. Read and Review please! T for slightly adult themes and to be safe but, trust me, you can handle it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Her Knight In Shining Armor: Will Emma Drabbles reviews
A collection of Will/ Emma Drabbles. Story 7 up. "Needs, Wants, and Emma Pillsbury" Will does a little bit of self discovery while waiting for cookies to bake.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Will S., Emma P.
Spirit Bound reviews
With Strigoi Dimitri on the loose- and Hell-bent on finding Rose, Lissa,Rose, and Adrian set out to find Robert Doru.... and set free their biggest enemy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Lissa D., Rose H.
Pucker Up reviews
Puck's mom still thinks he is dating a nice Jew, Rachel. Puckleberry. T. You've been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Regionals reviews
My version of the regionals episode, which will inevitabley take place at teh end of this season. Chapters Nine and Ten up.Should I take this to Nationals? REVIEW and let me know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
A Map, a Prefect, and a Brand New Charm reviews
a little kidfic about how the Maurader's map could came to be. May contain spoilers to POA
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete