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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Holes.

MY STORIES:

I HAVE TAKEN A VOW TO TRY AND FINISH ALL OF MY STORIES.

I feel bad leaving people hanging, so I promise to try and update them all. I'm mainly focusing on Meggy Poo and Stupid Girl and Drunk Love, but bear with me, I'm trying my best, and I promise that.

I write stories based on:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Holes, All Jane Austen

MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Lily/ James, Ron/Hermione, George/Alicia, Pippin/Diamond, Merry/Estella... the usuals

And okay, Harry/Hermione...HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS? What are you thinking? Its so wrong!

About Me:

Name: Carmen

SO Lately, I will have ten people add my story to the Favorite List after each chapter and leave NO review! At least leave ONE review! Am I asking too much? Help a fellow author out!

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I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
The Pendragon Wager by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily and friends use their feminine wiles to attract a Ravenclaw heartthrob, and the Marauders are abused shamelessly. At first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Journey of a Lifetime by x.Janele.x reviews
Discontinued. Voldemort has won the war, and Harry Potter is dead. Only one hope remains. The Order selects Ginny Weasley to travel back in time to change history. Will she succeed, or will a certain young man get in her way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,294 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Full House by MissSugarQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Seven Year Itch by FairyOfTheLilies reviews
AU Lily Evans is in her final year in Hogwarts and she‘s looking forward to having a quiet year, as the Marauders have finally graduated. But her hopes are shattered as she finds out who the new DADA teacher is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,294 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Darling, I hate you by AchtungBabyAchtung reviews
So Lily finds it difficult to do ordinary things without horrible, disasterous results. Is this any reason to mock her mercilessly?....um....yes......irratically plotted, irratically updated, reviewers adored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pirates of The Caribbean: The Heartstone Adventure by PineappleIce reviews
Carmen is a failing Princess, and winds up in Port Royal to improve herself. She runs into Jack Sparrow before another adventure begins. An adventure that will test them to their limits. Full summary inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Blindly in Love by Aelotia reviews
Would you still love someone even if you couldn't see them? How about if they depended on you for every little thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 4/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Earthworms and a Slightly Horny Suit of Armour by hipotamus reviews
With his wealth, charm, incredible Quidditch abilities, and of course his devastatingly goodlooks, James Potter claims he can win any girl's heart. Lily is out to prove him wrong. LJ lovehate. sure to put a smile on your face! R&R. rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where's the good in goodbye? by gigglefritzy reviews
LilyJames. Lily despises James, but little does she know that they have more in common than they think. I am horrible at summaries, but I promise the story is better! Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Student Becomes The Teacher by madeli reviews
James and Lily had a normal relationship, that of student and tutor. But that was before... And now? Well, they are still teacher and student but the roles have reversed, in a way no one would have suspected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,564 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 8/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Denial by Maigon Jesolite reviews
SiriusOC. The eternal story of Chloe Stone, who Sirius got pregnant at 15, and then a whole load of weird things happened. Now most of them are living in the afterlife. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 97,489 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
When you leave, my colors fade to gray by Two Dollar x Song reviews
Lily Evan's best friend from America, Karsten Harold, has been sneaking out of Hogwarts every night for as long as Lily can remember. Lily has yet to figure out why, and she finds herself in love with James! But when Karsten starts to date James, theres t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006
The Reunion by TaraAnyaKate reviews
The Goonies Chapter 20 is up...Clark needs a break
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,869 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2003
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gravity by Clepsydra reviews
Lily spent 5 of her school years unnoticed, until a certain someone glanced her way, and decided to get to know her. Watch as feelings blossom, as Lily finds out that there are more things out of life than acdemic reputation- with the help of a friend...R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 11/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Piss Off, Proffesor Potter by MessersSpideyTapp reviews
JL. It's been two years or so since James graduated from Hogwarts. However, desperation,hunger and a pleading Dumbledore cause him to return, this time as a teacher.We'll see how long he can live with his sexual frustration.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
Walking Higher by Faith Accompli reviews
Ginny's fifth year. She feels ignored and unloved, so she does what any irrational teenage witch would do: bring back a sociopathic young dark lord who tried to kill her. Of course, this time she's in complete control of the situation. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
To Say Nothing of the Stag by MessersSpideyTapp reviews
Perhaps letting his snitch open a hole in Lily's head was not the best tactic to conquer her heart, but Merlin knew she deserved it! Perhaps it opened her thick skull a bit , just enough to let him in...but alas , no such luck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,585 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions of Professor and Pupil by Renee Lepic reviews
James Potter returns to Hogwarts School, this time as a professor, and meets Lily Evans, brilliant and full of life. He falls for her and romance, comedy, and drama follow. AU teacher and student
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
To Melt a Heart of Ice by Aemilia Rose reviews
Why would anyone think that Meriadoc Brandybuck the Magnificent would not be able to melt the heart of a lass? How absurd! Well, with any lass other than Estella . . . On Hold NOT DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Prelude to Destiny by brainchild reviews
Nominated for Best Romance Hourglass Award: Lily's goals were to get over her annoying crush on James Potter and avoid becoming Head Girl, but in 6th year after her exboyfriend shows up, everything started spiralling out of control.[COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 186,341 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Is You I Had Loved by WickedHobbitoftheWest reviews
A Frodo and OC romance.This story takes place before, during, and after the War of the Ring. Meet Hazel Underhill who hates our beloved Frodo Baggins and he in turn hates her. But when Frodo returns to Buckland will this relationship between them change..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,342 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Frodo B.
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
Worth the Wait by Scottish Hobbit reviews
After a painful ending to her engagement, Diamond decided the only way to keep from getting hurt once more was to refrain from feeling so deeply for anyone again-that is, until she met Peregrin Took, and her feelings began to shape a course of their own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Peregrin T.
What's on the inside by HexOnYou reviews
-Holes- Squid hasn't gotten much love or respect in his life, who would've thought Camp Green Lake would change that? PG-13 for mature language..
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003
Diamond of Long Cleeve by LOTRMoonyFanatic reviews
A story of Diamond of Long Cleeve and Peregrin Took and the hardships they both face during the War of the Ring. Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,591 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Peregrin T. - Complete
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Stupid Girl reviews
Lily's brilliant plan to get over her crush: A drunken night with with Remus Lupin to spite James Potter. Messy, messy, messy. NEW CHAPTER SIX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Meggy Poo reviews
HOLES fic. NEW 'MEG' First chap up. GIRLS Camp Brown Tree is infested with poisonous lizards, therefore they will have to spend their time at GL for the remainder. Even the toughest guys can fall in love
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 8/23/2003
Reese's Pieces reviews
Reese transfers back to Hogwarts in her 7th year from Durmstrang after she left Hogwarts in 3rd year. Coming back to see none other than George weasley, the one who made her cry everyday from teasing fall at her feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 3/24/2002 - George W.
Drunk Love reviews
IM BACKKKKKKKKK! Lily, Cassie, Laura, Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter are back as well. About their fifth year and how stressful love can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,709 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 1/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unrequited Feelings reviews
Diamond has endured the worst torture from a certain infamous Took, though she cannot help but love him all the same. Little does she know that the certain lad feels exactly the same way...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Peregrin T.
Pippin, Pippin reviews
Diamond of Long Cleeve and her family are hosting the infamous Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck in honor of a banquet especially for them. They are to choose wives by the end of the year, according to Paladin Took. The only problem is that Diamond is
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Peregrin T.
Serenade Sisters reviews
SEX! SEX! SEX! Haha now that I've got your attention, this has nothing to do with sex...well, maybe...Cameron and Lindsay come to school and befriend the twins, with a LARGE secret about the Yule Ball
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - George W.
Meeting Jordan and the twins reviews
A girl moves away from her school to Hogwarts, she is totally new, and she meets Fred, George, and Lee...funny and bloody sweet. Please review, I never get reviews, :( hehehe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2002 - George W.