Mrs Maxim de Winter
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Joined 01-31-09, id: 1823133, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pride and Prejudice, 1984, and Twilight.

I read stories in all different fandoms, and try to review each as honestly as possible.

Though some may say I review harshly, I'm just telling the truth. It would be a waste of time for all parties if I simply reviewed lies. There are many great authors on this site, but for each decent author there are two or three who are still developing. When I review your story, I'm trying to help, regardless of how rude or snobby you think I'm being. Please don't attack me, and instead use that time and energy to analyze your own stories.

It is my belief that inside every person there is the potential to become a great writer. That is what I am trying to do with fanfiction; practice in order to someday maybe become a halfway decent writer.

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Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Eclectic Drabbling by Sad Little Smile reviews
My Artemis Fowl drabble series. AKA Dust Motes; updated name! Anything under the sun might be used in here, so consider yourself warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2008
Mutiny of the Bounties by k8ec reviews
Daniel is feeling slightly uneasy at the unusual level of attention he is getting.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,616 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - D. Jackson
Drabble Bank by Academician reviews
A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
Autumn of '73 by MaureenT reviews
In the autumn of 1973, two children meet, one shattered by tragedy, the other lonely and bitter, and forge a friendship that will change their lives. Daniel & Sam friendship fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 216,144 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
The Scrapbook by XxEviexX reviews
A collection of short one-shots/ficlets. Mostly A/H, though many ships explored: AM, HT, JH, FH, etc. Nmbr 10 up: He gazes down at her. "Raine." She smiles warmly. "Julius." 9 and 10 contain Atlantis Complex spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Robin Has a Heart Attack by Karkadinn reviews
When Robin has a stress-induced heart attack, the other Titans all react in their own unique ways to prevent any undue stress from hurting him further. However, trying to keep people from being stressed has its own funny way of stressing them out....
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The hit on Gotham by JoseJalapenoOnAStick reviews
Edward and The Joker decide that Gotham has had it too good for too long, and they're bringing in chaos in buckets.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Five people Sam wishes she could have fallen by rebeccavoy reviews
Five people Sam wishes she could have fallen in love with. written for lj: sg1 five things
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Five times a member of SG1 couldn't sleep by rebeccavoy reviews
written for lj: sg1 five things
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Pretty Butterfly by Knightfall1138 reviews
A parody of Doctor Malcolm Long's ill-fated attempt to unravel the mind of the city's most notorious masked vigilante: Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Goodbyes by refloc reviews
It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Miscreants and Murderers by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
Golden Age Mystery. Corin wants excitement and adventure; Peter wants an alliance with Galma; Susan wishes her suitors would sprout wings and fly away; the mysterious murderer seems to want them all dead; and Edmund...well, Edmund just wants a nap.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,492 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Corin - Complete
A Collection of Drabbles by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Another collection of drabbles written for Artemis Fowl. I read a few that I liked so I thought I'd pitch in.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Artemis F.
Just A Dream by Power of the Pen12 reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Guardian Of The People by AyameAkako reviews
The Guardian of the People: He was a hero. Even if he would have never referred himself as a hero. He had risked his life, to save their people many times. And sometimes helped even from the shadows
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Five ways Daniel got the nickname 'Sunshine' by rebeccavoy reviews
written for the sg1 five things community on LJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by diesector21 reviews
He dances, unaware of the invisible audience. One-shot Christmas special
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Drabbly Things by Kelly Holden reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Adrift by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis Senior takes his wife's death harder than he expects. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Maturity Is Relative by Sunday Smile reviews
Two years on. Juno is on the cusp of eighteen, facing graduation and adulthood. As the teenage façade slips away, Juno and Bleeker confront the nine months that changed their lives and brace themselves for that funny thing called 'the future.'
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dark Chocolate by Olynara Sedai reviews
Holly vists Fowl manor, but gets caught up in a tasting session with Master Artemis. In the end, what's Holly's favourite flavour? sorry. terrible summery
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Aquarium by Blue Yeti reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Tales From a Far Away Land by Lli reviews
Collection of AF ficlets on all sorts of things, most of whom tend to be bittersweet. Newly updated le gasp! Jolliet this time, because I've always wanted to write them. Critiques always appreciated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Stargate Meets The Sound of Music by MaureenT reviews
The great god Apophis has come to conquer Earth. So, why is everyone singing and dancing? COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Apophis - Complete
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
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The Slightly Pathetic Second Life of Riley Biers reviews
Poor Riley's parents find out about their son's disappearance and death. Apparently, only the young die good. Features slightlypsycho!Charlie. T for language/to be careful
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Charlie S., Riley - Complete
Evening reviews
It was a look that led to an evening. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Drabble Box reviews
Because reading a drabble is like opening a box of chocolates. You really never know what you’re going to get.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Cullen Cult reviews
What if the Cullens wern't really vampires, but a cult? And guess who's their leader... A Twilight AU Dramedy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
An Alternate Ending reviews
What if Orwell's famous dystopic novel had a humerous ending? Warning: ending spoilers.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Potentially Problematic reviews
Mary Bennett wonders if she will find a suitable husband like her sisters have as she walks through a crowded London street, and as if kismet she meets a man who seems like he would be a perfect one...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete