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Joined 01-31-09, id: 1823827, Profile Updated: 05-04-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Running Home by twitina reviews
Bella's perfect life and happiness were stolen by a careless driver. Edward's dreams were destroyed by a horrible breakup and a health scare for his mother. They are both back in Forks. Will a tee ball team bring them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,699 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7028 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mat by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets a mysterious and gorgeous Edward Cullen while doing her laundry late at night. They bond over their love of candy and a little old woman named Carmen. AH B/E 3 shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming A Cullen, Jasper's story by KelliNew reviews
Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just A Little Lovin by Panda Slippers reviews
Clary's favorite time of day is early in the morning, when she is alone with Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8669 - Favs: 14,028 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions in the Dark by UsayImaDreamer reviews
A short, sweet moment between Clary and Jace, that only the dark has witnessed. Set immediately after Ch. 14 in City of Glass, no immediate spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
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Expansions reviews
Our favorite Vampire family just keeps getting bigger and bigger! No new characters, yet. You'll know what I mean after the first chapter. Co-Written by BMC1984
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Odd Reactions reviews
Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
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