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As an author I believe in freedom of speech. I will stand up for someone else when it is needed. If you want my opinion, ask. If you don't like what I have to say, well, that's what you get for asking.

As you may have noticed, I'm not around much. Yes, I'm still writing, but I see no reason to post on this site. Too much drama is going on around here and too many people think they have a right to censor other peoples writing. Seriously folks, If you are offended and are scared your 'precious babies' are going to get ideas or learn more than you want them to, monitor their computer usage. What's written on this site is probably more tame that what's on TV and what they hear in school.

Besides, your probably just jealous that you can't write as well as some people on here, or the characters are just getting laid more often/better than you are.
Seriously, that is my conclusion. I wonder if some of you were the kids that were bullied growing up, and this is your 'revenge' so to speak.


Thoughts on Twilight FanFiction:

I love stories where Emmett is Bella's older brother, but Emmett Swan? Too funny...
Does anybody else think it ridiculous that in stories that involve Bella being a Vamp, she's got all these crazy "super powers"?
And speaking about Vamp Bella, whats with the clumsiness? Vamp Bella is graceful. What's the point of being what she is if she's still clumsy?
Whats with the Bella hating her birthday and not liking gifts? I get why in the Book, She doesn't want to be that much older than her perpetually 17 year old love and she feels that anything he buys her she can't repay in kind because she doesn't have that kind of money... but if it's an all Human fic and Edward ages too... not to mention that she has a job as well to buy herself and/or someone else things... Well?
Also, my newest peeve... Insecure Bella. what the hell? It really irritates me when I read a story where she's all "Edward Cullen the Greek God, me plain Jane ugly smugly"... Grrr... Do you think in real life if a girl was like that all the freaking time that the guy would still chase after her and tell her she's the most beautiful girl ever? No! He would say, "You know what? I love you to pieces, but I can't handle your insecurity." It is a fact. Period. A once in a while "I'm having a terrible day and rolling around in mud would improve my appearances" would be fine, but every chapter is her crying and whining about being ugly and Edward is constantly trying to reassure her? Get for real. Seriously. That is more work than a high maintenance chick, and not worth the trouble. No matter how much you love someone it wears you out having to constantly reassure them.
Stories where B can't even handle a weekend without E are nerve racking. I'm sorry, but you are painting her out to be a needy co-dependent cry-ass. Every couple needs time without the other. You can't be with the person 24/7, that's just insane.
I much prefer E/B pairings. B/J and B/Em seem too incestuous to me, likewise with E/J, E/A, E/Em and E/R... Cannon, people. Cannon.
100% team Edward. BE=Forever.
Stories where E never comes back really bother me. in NM he was on the verge of going back to her when R called him, it was only a matter of time. He was just as miserable without her as she was without him.
Stories where E is the teacher and B is the student are overdone. Seriously folks. There are hundreds out there and its all the same. There are only a few I have read that actually have a decent plot line.
I know a lot of people are peeved with BD, but I say it was sheer genius. Seriously folks. Edward as a dad? How awesome is that?
As much as anyone else I would love to see Midnight Sun completed, but harassing and calling Stephenie names and whatnot are not going to get it done sooner. That is where FF comes in; write your own version of MS.

Miscellaneous Peeves:

The harassment and subsequent story pulls from some of my favorite authors really irritates me. Take the FGB auction. Those cheeka's totally rock and what they were raising money for a wonderful cause and because their stories were rated MA; shit happened. Get over it. Seriously people. I thought the Fandom was a community... I suppose not. Because of it, hundreds of people who supported these gals and the gals themselves suffer. You don't like what they have to write? DON'T READ IT.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14748 - Favs: 12,517 - Follows: 5,679 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14878 - Favs: 7,788 - Follows: 7,029 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10723 - Favs: 12,035 - Follows: 12,621 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5501 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 5,246 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 8,388 - Follows: 8,525 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13550 - Favs: 8,363 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
I Will Always love you by Twilightspaz reviews
Bella has kept one of her biggest secerts from Edward. She never wanted him to know and planned on taking her secert to the grave. After 4 years Bella returns to Forks,with her secert. Will Edward forgive her. Will bella forgive him for trying to be happy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,948 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sparkle and Fade by LauraLover reviews
Bella is alone. After her fatal encounter with Laurent, she tries to cope with being by herself in a world she always imagined with a family. Traveling wherever her feet take her, she searches for a purpose and for the family that left her behind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3766 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will you be there when I fall? by Blink182lover4life reviews
Bella leaves her small hometown with a HUGE secret! She moves to California where she meets the Cullen family and Edward! The biggest player in the school. Will she open up to him...or will HE open up to her? Full and better summary inside. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stranger Things Have Happened by orionzbelt reviews
They were barely friends, so what made Edward and Bella think they could pull off pretending to be a couple? Throw an oblivious ex-wife, a pregnant sister-in-law and some mischievous friends into the mix and it's a recipe for disaster...or is it? ALL HUMA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,865 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete